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You fit dey lie now sef....

Gurakel123:
I’ve actually stopped dreaming about water and someone having sex with me in the dream but recently i did consultation and was told my spiritual husband and mariners are the ones causing problems for me and that i should appease them…Omo it’s not easy been having sleepless night cus of this..
Told this guy planning on marrying me and he stopped talking me…
I’m not okay atall

You wouldn't take the solution I will profer.

I would have advised you.

Wahala no dey finish..
Your mom will blackmail you on the long run..

Las las you be her poverty alleviation scheme.

It's well.

Thank God I'm the last born...

Eat, sleep , sleep

Locoxcobajrn:

you come dey watch accident man 2

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More reason why we should be humble at all times.
Tomorrow is not promised,
What is given can be taken.

Be humble regardless of your current social status.

blackpanda:
All designed to gain sympathy

May your death be designed to gain sympathy.

Say amen if you have the courage.

Since those lives means nothing to you.

The achievement don already choke us..

Keep breathing sir..
It's not easy out there.

So you're expecting to actually succeed in duping people??
Egbon shey that babe no go still hold your destiny bayi??

U come dey baff soap join..

Double deliverance

Ever8090:
seriously

Yes

Life is what it is...

Loyalty exist.
Most naija guys are too insecure.
It's a girlfriend not your wife,

You live through each day monitoring their lives as if you have nothing better to do..

Fellow men, go out there and focus on whatever brings you the cash and let your babe be abegi..

Improve yourself to a point where you're like a trophy to girls..

Make una no dey waste precious time monitoring and sneaking around una babes...

Egbon your nose dey pain you...
Na sapa u dey smell no be Xmas.

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

You don cast the update..

Nigeria should go to hell...

It failed us all

You can help him find his course..

If you leave in this storm, you will give him more justification to actually do the ritual because he will think you left cos he is broke..

Help him become a better man..

Can you manage 800million?

Acidosis:
Just live trying to understand life

That's just it..

If life has a meaning,
We all won't be here trying to figure it out..

Just live in the confusion

Everything can be lost.

Faber:
When saapa catch you, your wife will cheat on you with 12yrs old yahoo boy, your eye go clear.

You go even give on life, find HK run enter

I swear

1. Sapa
2. Saapaa
3. Sapisco
4. The marriage of a thing have been bastardized

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Rozross:
It was just a harmless post and it has already gone south, I meant no harm. Please forgive me if anyone is in any way offended by this post. Hmm

You be werey

A very selfish and unreasonable h.omo erectus..

Like your post got me wondering if we're still in this Nigeria where vast majority of the citizens are wallowing in poverty..

Yet you dare open your gutter and try to demean the income of a man that sweat through the month to make 100k legitimately?

U be Omo ale

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Hp folio 9480m

RepairZoneNaira:
What elite

Hp folio 9480m

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