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if you tell me ''K'', you're gone for life... I dished a girl-friend for three months just bcoz of that....

Okijajuju1:
I don't live in any neighborhood that has a mosque that uses their speakers to do Morning Call for Prayers.

I do...Ramadan period was even worse

Proffdada:
There's a foul play in this story Christians don't go all physical

remember we're talking of the NORTH here.

yes its bad....pastors should go and look for the stones that the commandments were first written on in moses' days!
isn't it?

I get pissed even when my sisters use them... but its acceptable when done moderately.
I've never fallen for somebody who does make-up, and I doubt I would...but who knows.

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FvckeDyoBiTch:


But how's man Utd signing these players considering we are in Euro Cup not champions league?

by giving them money... plus the ''mourinho's'' influence

I see people abusing the church and pastor.... but truth is, most of them pastors would be better than most presidents and governors this country has ever produced. imagine pastor kumuyi, oyedepo, deboye as leaders of the country at one time or the other..... this country would have been better...

CHEMISTRY O!!!
I so much hated chemistry....how do you expect me to understand chemistry when we didn't do practicals Chemistry should be about 70% practicals. I just cram them to pass exams, and that's where I scored my highest marks. but WAEC really embarrassed me, I had F9! so I made up my mind I would have A1 when I re-sit for it, but they did ojoro and gave me B2. that still didn't stop my hatred for chemistry...I promised God that that was the last time I would be involved with anything chemistry, hence I chose to study mechanical engineering.

by the way, I love physics even though I'm not so good with figures. but one can easily relate it with common objects and everyday activities. my best topic ever is HEAT AND TEMPERATURE!

when one woman gave testimony at our church yesterday that her son would graduate from secondary school next month, and has gotten admission into covenant university.
OP change the topic to...NO ADMISSION FOR POOR AWAITING RESULT STUDENTS.

gig

lies everywhere.... you're deceiving yourselves! mtcheeew! cooked up stufz

Sijo01:
You paid his manager my foot! How can unstable being have a Manger? Majek should sue him for thieft of his intellectual property.

you be majek wife if him no pay, shey he go talk for public say him pay? he said he even has an invoice for it! we all know Timi is class, he wouldn't meddle in razz stufz

shout outs to all those who don't believe in the supernatural or extra-terrestrial, but for those of us who have had encounters, let's come out here and narrate. I'm sure some would be frightening, funny and even sound so unreal. I am just 23, but I can tell you I've seen quite a few of em.

so let's enjoy... here are mine;

I grew up in Block six, Adekunle barraks, sabo yaba and I attended command children school then. my mum used to have this friend called ''Mama Charles''. mama Charles was kinda rich, she had a car but I didn't know what kinda work she was doing. however, we didn't know that this so called mama Charles was more of a witch or perhaps a cultist.
One day, while on my way to school, I was knocked down by a car. There was this other time we cooked vegetable at home, only for us to wake and discover that it had turned to hair! Another time like that, my mum dreamt that she saw dollars in her wardrobe, only for mama Charles to come the following morning to tell my mum ''the money you saw in your dream is for me o, don't touch it!''. After some period of prayer, mummy Charles ran to our house begging, claiming she saw an angel in oyingbo market telling her to come and confess all she had been doing or else she was gonna die! That was when we discovered that mama Charles na ''winchy winchy''.

My mum is one that prays, so whenever she starts like this, I was always like ''not again!'' Especially when she starts speaking in tongues!.......Many of us were/are like that!
One day, we were praying in church, Na so them lay hand on me o, before the hand even touched me, I was all over the ground, praying in tongues uncontrollably.

I've had several several experiences, but lemme share this last one. My room mate back in school ehn, he dreamt that somebody slapped him, by the time he woke up ehn, the whole cheek where them slap am for dream don turn injury. The marks were very visible, my brother couldn't step out for days!

So, share yours let's read. Whatever experience you've had! Good or bad

but the engineer isn't even 100% Nigerian.

Abeg i got this today o! how credible are they? working environment and pay?
i really cant do anything marketing anymore, I've not made a penny from the one I'm currently doing. i'm currently at a place where I may be working as a computer operator pending when I get a job. I'll use their system to learn stuffs and search for jobs


so this is the message SHIVATECH sent me!

Dear Candidate,
Thanks for your interest in our organization.
You are hereby requested to come for an Interview at our VI office as per the following scheduled time.
Date: 4th July 2016(Monday)
Time: 11 am
Address: SHIVTECH LIMITED
4B, Amodu Tijani Close, Off Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island,Lagos

Note : Please come with a fresh updated CV along with your latest passport size photograph
Best Regards
HR-SHIVTECH

I'm 23 and a graduate of engineering...I've been single for the past four years. I'm in dire need of a bae.
please, just put me in your prayers!

VampireeM:
You both are not getting my point.. I guess their are more qualified candidiates that ve been applying for the job but they keep saying not recuriting.. Meanwhile this dude just stumbled on the oga and got the job through his connection and reference

oh, yeah, I grab you now! you're very right!
and its possible the organisation had been sacking people too

VampireeM:
Thanks for the correction but fact is "Connection Things".. Onye nkuzi odakpu

no connection here. in fact, his interview was tougher than a conventional one coz he wasn't aware of what was happening...no time for preparations and pretence... it was a real test of character and ability.

Congrats Bro
but my question is....where did he see money to build all these within a year? mind you, He attended Bowen... i sure say no be poor man pikin dey go there.

safareegurl:
Hahahaha....hasn't he heard the saying "White men can't jump?"

I'm sure USA's Swim team will have only white men. Each sport has a race that specializes in it.

Black men do basketball, Marathons and Boxing

White men do Swimming, Golf and Rugby.

Indians do Cricket

Chinese do Gymnastics

Everybody is happy

Chinese and gymnastic are like garri and sugar! 14-15 years old high school girls actually INCREASE their ages to 17-18 so they can take part in major competitions. I salute them!

dominuskay:
Is it a text message or an email

its a text

Dammie199:
I wish to go buh I don't know the place in Bodija, so that means I will be doing the online interview

that's exactly what I'll also be doing...

dominuskay:
I mean it, just that I don't think the money will be much. But I pray you get the job.

I understand you now... I really love what they do. I wouldn't have thought it twice if they were in Lagos.... I reside in Lagos, relocating to IB wouldn't be so easy. however, if the pay is fair enough, I wouldn't mind going over there.
thanks anyway

dominuskay:
Don't miss it. They are as real as real lol

lol... I hope you're not being sarcastic

i got this message from them today

Congrats You have been selected out of Applicants for an interview @ CloudWare
Date: 29th June
Time: 8:00am
Venue: Our Bodija branch, Ibadan.
If it will be difficult to meetup due to your distance from Ibadan, you have the option of a remote Interview Via skype, if you prefer Remote interview, send your phone number, Name ,State and email skype id to 080 9....
Be sure to Install our new App http://110.url.ng
Got Questions, mail us.

I've made a review of their website, and I can see they're credible... but i wanna know who else is in this with me, and if anyone knows where their office is in Ibadan. una thank you

emmy4lov:
Pls how did you apply?

.....i saw the advert on nairaland

Dammie199:
Who knows where there branch is @ bodija

me I don't know...I even reside in Lagos. would you be going for the interview?

IamTo3i:
Con grats You have been selected out of Applicants for an interview @ CloudWare
Date: 29th June
Time: 8:00am
Venue: Our Bodija branch, Ibadan.
If it will be difficult to meetup due to your distance from Ibadan, you have the option of a remote Interview Via skype,
if you prefer Remote interview, send your phone number, Name ,State and email skype id to 080 91..

I got this too.... was even thinking of creating a thread when I get home.

I got this too.... was even thinking of creating a thread when I get home.