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thenrit:
Am also posted to Rivers but I reside in kaduna, Pls where do u reside

there's a group for rivers already....its been on for a while now. kindly drop your number..

Topteen:
Pls wat abt those posted to Rivers state, any thread or WhatsApp group?

there is o! you've missed a lot! just drop your number pls

hello everyone, please I want to know what it takes to have a network such as dstv, startimes, and all other paid TV networks. we're thinking of going into a tech business where we'll be introducing a new kind of gadget into the market, and it'll be such that the customers would have to subscribe monthly for it to be used. the closest example of what we're thinking about is in the mode of dstv operations...and also how much its gonna cost to have that kinda platform.
thanks in advance!

wetin I find come here

OP! walahi I envy your style of writing o! weldone!

I also experienced this the day I wrote my jamb exam o. we were already on the queue at the school gate when my stomach began to rumble, I knew I wouldn't have made it if I didn't use the toilet immediately. so I left the queue and went to a house opposite the school, luckily for me the people were considerate coz the owner of the house once had that experience. after I finished and left the house, I noticed that the small paper where I wrote the answers (expo) had fallen off my boxers, see another trouble o! I couldn't dare enter without that paper! After thorough searching I found it and returned to the school. on getting there the gate man refused to open the gate, I had to spend several minutes explaining my predicaments. Finally I made the exam hall, finished my jamb in about an hour, and used the remaining time to sleep and gist. I scored 273 anyway, so the expo worked. God forgive me!

Fast track to about two years later, while standing at the front of our gate, a fair pretty lady who was around to sit for a WAEC paper dashed to my front and was like ''bros, I'm very pressed... can I use your toilet'' I just smiled and remembered what I went through!

Skydweller:
haaaaaaah. Yes i am the RCF guy. You are my brother. I have been thinking of you of recent but I didn't have your phone number. I give you e-hugging the same way we used to hug each other back then. I really miss you.
People of this great village, please help me celebrate my campus fellowship brother and a faculty mate. He is a very good guy. This is my number 07060542490. Flash me and i will call you back.

happy for you both oo!
also hoping to jam some old folks too
but wait ooo, for you to be recognized in any rcf gathering, its either you were ''cause trouble'' or an exco. talk true, which one the two of una be?

eghos24:
saw this online

if you like yourself, better remove it!
if these people catch you sharing this kind post without CREDIBLE SOURCE, you go fear o...
you've been warned

allenmeist:
Not all christians observe lent, I bet most of y'al talkinq lent don't know when it beqins or what its all about.

and so? make I no just talk

I like it simple...

Ruq:
I'm surprised you guys didnt notice all these while that Ramadan was considered all along, for if camping were to have begun by 21st it was going to end on the 6th when Ramadan begins. This shows they didnt want it to clash with Ramadan from the onset, so you guys are just arguing blindly and blaming muslims needlessly.

G-luck with the protest though.

nice observation. but has nysc ever opened camp during Ramadan? if yes, we av a chance, but if no, its gonna be difficult o

call friends and family to sent you recharge card.... subscribe again

Teempakguy:
Laplace tranforms turned out to be easier than I was told. As well as every other course on the Op's list. All of which I'm taking.

Nigerian students have this annoying habit of telling their juniors how hard and difficult and tedious courses were, even to the point of exaggerating. I don't know why. And I probably never will.

case in point.

thank your God you're been taught by someone who knows it. I did Mech engrn....when it was time to do INSTRUMENTATIONS AND CONTROL, under which we did LA'place, the man just comes to class, talks some rubbish then leave. the man no sabi anything.... I managed to get E at the end o! I never had time to go settle down non Laplace alone when I had 10 other courses I was doing. now I regret not knowing it, coz I need it so much now.

Our lecturers are the problems we have. MAKE IT INTERESTING, THEN WE'LL LOVE IT

I did all...but 1 and 2 Na die! Engr. Osore almost killed us

femicyrus:
I know a man in rccg they call pastor who is married with 3 kids.
he is very good in motivating people to pray at the top of their voice
he goes to deliverance ministration with his girlfriend that pose as a gospel singer while his wife stays at home.
the elders always celebrate him although they do not know of his secret life meanwhile they care not to know so far he is 'fire brand'

my brother, Jesus also knew Judas Iscariot. that's why we need to know God personally, or else we'll be discouraged.

innosaint27:
Your commentary is well furnished but I would like to do a counter invasion.
Sir, this issue has become an iroko tree that is seen even from afar. It is in the public domain & on national news media that THE FG IS YET TO RELEASE FUNDS TO NYSC. If you had tuned your radio to any of the national radio stations yesterday morning, you would have heard it clearly. ALL NYSC STAFF, I MEAN ALL, that have been contacted repeatedly said NO FUNDS HAVE BEEN DISBURSED TO NYSC. Do you think nysc will send a message across tell us plainly, it is because FG is yet to release funds that camp is postponed? The word LOGISTICS is better suited for it. You might want to check out the meaning of LOGISTICS in the dictionary again. If you had read couple of newspapers between Thursday & Yesterday Friday, am sure you would have had a different view. The minister of finance and that of budget & planning bluntly refused to appear before the senate house committee on youth & sport to negotiate the way forward out of this historic catastrophe. Another meeting has been scheduled for next week sir, the outcome will determine a lot that is at stake right now. THIS MONUMENTAL RECKLESSNESS IS BEYOND THE DG OR SENATE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON YOUTH & SPORT TO TURNAROUND. ONLY THE PRESIDENCY CAN ABATE THIS UGLY SITUATION, AFTERALL, IT ORIGINATED FROM THE PRESIDENCY. You might want to argue that why did NYSC went on to release the call up letters & also thank FG for releasing funds? My friend, THIS IS NIGERIA WHERE THE POLITICAL TERRAIN LACKS INTEGRITY, IF THE BUDGET CAN GO MISSING, DONT YOU THINK SOMEONE CAN ALSO THANK FG IN ADVANCE FOR RRLEASING FUNDS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING 10KOBO? In the Nigeria political system, anything goes. Why have you not given this a thought, if truely FG has released funds, why has FG not coming out public to say, WE HAFF GIFEN EYNWHYXSEE FUNDS? The DG has repeatedly said this is beyond him. Come to think of it, how many of us here will parade our fathers stark naked in public? NYSC is doing everything in their powers not to parade FG stark naked but we have seen the unclothedness of FG already.
So, this is beyond the kits, OK after wearing the kits they tell u no alawee. The 13billion naira that was scrapped was supposed to care of everything about NYSC in 2016 (Batch A, B, C.......Z).
Believe it or not, this is the true situation of things!

Thank you sir!

good response jaree brother. Na true you talk
me no fit dey type long Thing nîi...

klassykute:
7.. using capital to buy cloths and cari women to tantalizer

its like you've learnt your lessons............the hard way

sydneyboss:
Did u just say it doesn't take time to print kits? really? if it's about the funds, think of it this way...
1. why did the Nysc be thanking FG for the release of the money?
2. Y was d call up letter made available to us knowing we were eager to get it and them postpone it cos of FUNDS
3. candicejay earlier said that the chairman committee of Senate or whoever was that was not his real number, true caller attest to that.

so bro, chill.... funds ain't the issue and nysc stated 'logistics reasons ' and not funds. have a nice day.

its funny how seriously you believe this nysc. do you think they've been honest all this while? they keep on lying againt hackers whenever they finish with their careless rubbish..... non of them pure jaree

donbenedict:
Abeg opening of car door dey annoying to the general public?

its funny how they all ignored this

I don't want to hear somebody creating a thread about being friendszoned o! better stay for ya lane

Oyehomie:
Feyi1, we re yet to see u in our watsapp group nah...rivers state....it's well o...
Candicejay, lol..we gather dey nah...nah where we won run to...
Fraiser, ma inlaw...gud morning o...ighravweig ma abu padi..wey ur eye nah?...jubrealguy, no tell m say iambibi don con carry u o.....slimfitdiva...hmmmm....u don dey pack cm Ado abi...lemme knoooo....villagegoat, lollydope, it's beeen a while nah....giftiebrown, jamesdman, sunnepa17, precious

please add me in that RIVERS group. +2348097480658. its an international number

nysc should be training football coaches and 419s....see as them take play us. everybody body don settle its not their fault anyway, they meant well but the govt is just too stiff necked.
my question now is, how many months alawee are we gonna receive after our camping in June/July

Na book them dey read for there? when many be artist, business person, olosho, etc

yaaaawns.... good morning op. I'm 23, I wanna start an importation business. any advice?

arshad880:

encourage me guys am not happy, i was posted to NIGER STATE am really down

receive encouragement in Jesus name! amen!

lol



but seriously, God knows best. you would end up thanking him for taking you there. I've seen that happen over and over again I'm my life.... so, keep calm.

najeemefcc:
I PRAY THEY COMMUNICATE SOON AND TELL US CAMP IS NEXT WEEK WEDNESDAY

this one pass prayer. e be like information wey person give you.

KreScendo:
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Lemme seriously warn all of us. If you know you are not in good terms with your village airforce lieutenants or you committed any evil against the oracle of your village, please kindly go and appease them. We can no longer continue to collectively suffer for the 'consequences' of the actions of a single person simply because the person is in stream11. Please, kindly heed to this advice and do the needful...and save us this stress and humiliation directed to you by your village people using NYSC as a medium to dispense it. Lolz.
Tenkiu.

i know who that fellow is. you people should contribute 5k each gimme...

feyi1:
My people My people, news, from a reliable source an Nysc official ,when I asked her about the text she said it's not a scam, it's true guys and the problem again is funds.we received news that FG has released 13 billion to Nysc but it seems it's not the exact amount the released, so right now the are still having financial issues.Athough she said it will be settled soon so you guys should not panic. my heart is really broken

bebe, let me mend your broken heart.

emmas2k570:
Source pls

that message Na since Tuesday naa...

hardiodun:
So I guess our social media war just begun. I'm thinking we should hit the social media once again. NYSC's testing us. Whether we keep quiet or speak speak out will determine their next course of action. This was proven to everyone one of us this Monday. They were quick to blame the FG then, now who's to blame? Most people going far have made bookings and paid. How do they retrieve their money Let's not give them a breathing space!!let's make their plans known to the world!!! Let's resume our hash tags!!





#NoToBatchA16Stream2Postponememt
#NYSCPlayingOnOurIntelligience

lol bae... at this junction, nothing can be done anymore. strike, Ramadan fasting, logistics like kits etc aren't ready. Na to just calm down for now, and hope the next date no too far...

Panelbeater:
Yes I did....the proposed new date is still privy for now....
Yeah, I panel beat common sense into thick skulls...lolz

lol...thank you brother

Panelbeater:
You all know I don't engage in rumour mongering...
Yes its official, Saturday camping exercise has been postponed indefinitely without any reasonable reason....
Just dropped a call to the head office...

NB....
Any abuses directed towards me can't change anything, I would rather advise you heating it up on social media.....Peace

aright... but me don't have airtime to call them. please bro, did you call? and what did they say.

also, are you really a panel beater? which kind panel?

ambifez:
my fellow pcms let's b logical sometimes, evry SMS I hv received from nysc bears my name on It an has Neva ended with nysc management. a times I first see such SMS in d papers or in nysc Twitter handle, my question is y is dis one different?

if its done on Twitter, it'll be confirmed quickly and PCMs would start an e-protest. just like we forced them to give us CUL. so they've left us to keep fighting with its authenticity.
also, I usually don't get their messages this quick. what I'm thinking is that; the messages that contains our individual names would take more time to be sent since we all have different names, however a generalised SMS would take lesser time to be delivered since everybody receives the same thing. by the way, its from the usual NYSC SMS platform. only if we wanna say they've been hacked.


''even BatchB2015 currently serving recived d mssg yest nite.... it jst a scam''
I saw this on FB though. going by this, e fit be scam. but I wonder what it takes them to issue a press release.