₦airaland Forum

dadizgurl:
which planet did u fall from. move to batch B abeg

ayaf want to die o! the guy be like person wey wan buy pepper inside slot

Meesquared:
Mhen my case Na long story. finished final exams October 20fourteen. was supposed to go for 2015A my course adviser decided to shift my name to batch b with others in the department. came back to school at FUTO from Lagos by august and found out my name was changed with illegal names. Cuz I wasn't around school. tried all I could to make it work last batch. even called abuja. no way. now waited till now. I and my friend that had the same iss now went with steam one. he called Mee yesterday that he's leaving camp today. so I hope today is mine. I hope and pray so

eyaah...all is well bro, all is well

Meesquared:
o boi mee too o. since 20fourteen

Jesus!! you should av applied for nysc via direct entry!

yaaaaaaawns! good morning! hope you were able to sleep?

Dolypson04:
That's hilarious man. And how do you explain to 60+ yr old illiterate folks?

mehn...that one go hard o.
show them your matric photo, tell them its your graduation pics... they'll believe you

Dolypson04:
I can't even imagine nysSHIT postponing the camp date again. Everybody in my hood thinks I have an extra year already or probably never graduated.

lool.. just do photocopy of your statement of result and either share it around or paste on the wall

fapol09:
NYSC KO NI DA FUNYIN

I yaff die

seriously, its in situations like this I appreciate being an arsenal fan! we go through trauma and uncertainty every weekend!

Ephyartz:
Everybody should relax, I had a nap dis afternoon n I had a dream that I was on nairaland around 10pm today and everybody here were commenting d states they were posted. Mine was Ogun state. Make u trust me. E go soon show

wetin shortage of blood no fit cause.....





Na joke o!

the GUESTS in this village are those set of people that wouldn't pay for match at viewing center.....and they'll start peeping through window
see how all of them dey inside one bracket! heat no dey catch una
make una con dey go o! ORO won come out this evening in preparation for tomorrow ceremony ooo

barongmj:
Lol...fortuntely, I'm a singer too nd I do her songs almost everytime during events

lobatan....I'm suspecting you. so you're aunty yemi's sister! God yaf cash you today

barongmj:
Hmm...this one dt 6 outta 10ppl is saying I look like yemi alade, shey kosi o?
MemphisDepay, I have heard same thing over nd over nd over again but truthfully me I no see any resemblance

its a good thing....we just hope you can sing better than her

misspricy:
The message on my dashboard has changed from 14th may to will be informed later.

hahaha!

kle4d:
Everybody just wanna print CUL tomorrow.



Printing of CUL is on Wednesday.

Quote me anywhere.

if these people gather curse you ehn, even if you drink hypo and jik, e no go fit comot am

MemphisDepay:
OMG.. Your Post is Priceless. So funny, that just made my day.

Primusinterpares:
source please... Abi your friend sister papa brother younger sister mother uncle husband junior brother na nysc official?? #no offense

MemphisDepay:
OMG.. Your Post is Priceless. So funny, that just made my day.

both of you better clear the air now.... that MemphisDepay comment fit give person 14years o

Brosjay3:
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we betr be careful!! those people could be Fulani herdsmen o

VillageGOAT:
the increase in fuel price is also affecting the consumption of goat meat, so no more goat meat, maybe you can use egg

you sure?

ermmn, since the countdown has finally ended, I suggest that a party should begin. But need a villageGOAT for suya things!!!

we yaf come ooo!!!
I arrived with my mat, breakfast and lunch, and enough to carry me till they release our thing to us

daudae1:
Breaking news!!Callup letter printing will be Enabled tomorow by 2pm..enugu,kwara,rivers,kaduna,kano,crossriver,akwaibom ,ogun,edo, nasarawa, Taraba ,delta, and Two more to be decided in todays Meeting. Note some of these states may be Rejected by de Director General..he will be at NYSC HQs tomoro mornin.

me that I'm contemplating whether to still serve or not...now them carry my most preferred (ekiti) commot.... if I get kano by mistake, I no go anywhere again be that. they better appease me with rivers

kaywiluv:
Stream 2 people how far.......

e no far again...Na only tomorrow remain

and so? aren't we?

yanabasee:
Guys... Kbs468, amodu .... Heard there is a scuttlebutt spreading around the wind that stream11 has been shifted to August.. Reason being that.. Muslims fasting starts 2nd June and ends 10 July....

My argument is that.. Stream11 begins on the 21st of May and ends on the 6th of June...

Will the FG postpone the stream11 becoz of this few days interference?

Na to just forget about service pata-pata be that! I no do again be dat!

mmmustapha:
please someone should advise me on what business to start with 400,000 Naira. just finished my Nysc and I have no work to do.

just borrow me the money, abeg! lol
but seriously, you could find something to buy and re-sell... the money multiplies in a short while, and as time goes on you think of growing bigger.

when I hear MATHS, fear dey always catch me!
But I refuse to be intimidated!

Primusinterpares:
Guess what house We are less than 604800 seconds to printing cul... Wao all glory to God... Who's joining me shopping Shoprite on my mind #winks

please, how many seconds left now

I'm just about to start along this line of growth... I'm gonna be helping a company market its product while I do my nysc. hopefully I can gather enough before the end of service, and set up something great...by GOD'S GRACE

for me, the number one thing is to have a vision that motivates you, and have zero tolerance for lack and poverty...if you've got these, you'll have enough fire in your belly to do other things!

TB Joshua who most people say is the most generous happens to be the only pastor there....
I don't know what that means either

even if we lap in exam hall, those of us that wouldn't copy still wouldn't copy

Jaolad:
Good Afternoon Roomies,
Am a PCM stream 2, though am mostly a passerby here am hearing some rumours thats getting me worried.

the rumour is that, i heard that there might be no stream 2 for batch A corps members if the FG did not release the remain fund for this batch, and also it is looking very slim that they the FG will release the remaing fund.

pls how true is this info......

I haven't heard anything relating to this, this is Nigeria...so anything can happen.
but if so, l'll gladly forget about nysc for my life time...

Neduzze5:
The Name Checkers Association (NCA), National Head Quarters, Abuja wishes to express its profound disappointment in the actions of the EFCC and some news agency over the hiding of names of criminals and looters.

We the NCA, wishes to state categorically that all names should be forthwith displayed as it ought to be. There should be no ambiguous statements like "from the south" or "a westerner". Failure to adhere to this would lead to severe consequences.


Signed,
Management, NCA.

walahi....you no well

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