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teelaw4life:
They keep hounding me to go to church every sunday like if i don't God's blessing will not locate me. Most churches I've gone to since pastor Jaiyeoba left MFM Adalemo (with the exception of Winners Ota), I'm sorry to say do not have the spirit of God dwelling there. Too much politics and greed.

I live around KOLA bus stop. we both know this your statement ain't true. how many churches have you gone? and why can't you attend the ''winners otta'' since you know the spirit of God is there.
Na you no serious with your relationship with God.

CSTR12:
Koffi olamide is igbo, right?
Ogun worshipping illiterate.

nop...
but certain chinedu was claiming to be a pastor over there..., touching ladies breast and other parts in the name of prayer. he was however busted on a live radio program.

http://chukwudiiwuchukwu..com/2015/11/audio-nigerian-pastor-pastor-chinedu.html?m=1

400billionman:
Chai..
Girls and money..

damn! put the original picture! this Zuma's picture and comparison are like..........

dejavubobo1:
She must be related to the 3 orange mehn on the Miranda advert back dn

I wanna believe you're married o!
for you to remember that advert.

jojotemitopaz:
NIGERIANS AND THR MEDIA...is this not the same Nigeria 20yrs ago...how many churches were burnt den or destroyed. I dont get it...is it that the part of the Quran that preache this nature of violence just suddenly got released 10 yrs ago? So the only thing that can ever come out as news in islam is just violence...lol...we all have muslims and chirstens as friends or co workers or co students...we are all human beings with different behaviours attaching my personal action to judge my faith is highly misleading. And thats wat the media is doing. Channeling all violent related activites to one faith...i definately see a strong conscious attempt to create some religious crisis. And we all are foolishly helping to fuel it by not being objective in our reasoning

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Baroba:
Thank God no be Baroba talk this one, before the " forming Oyibo" crew arrive.. A Python evil?... these Pentecostal pastors don brainwash my people finish.. sad...My brother, thank you for this statement, we have an awful long way to go..

Pythons, a non venomous snake that will do everything to avoid humans,.. make una continue, oyibo former don talk.

until one python tries to swallow you.

show me a day without breastt story on front page....and I'll show the day Arsenal won champions league.

UrWorstNitemare:
IDK. Buh I'm dead sure d person below me will kno

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gebest:
OMONIGHO, PIKIN BETA PASS MONI, DAT NA BEFORE, NOW DEM DEY USE PIKIN EXCHANGE FOR FOOD

God forbid bad thing... may we never degenerate to that level.

omonighoblessing:
CHINEKE!!!

did I just get a mention



Lol

no mind me dear I haven't had a mention in like a week.....Lol. so if he can't get E-sence the we pray real sence for him dear

you must be an Urhobo l
how come you carry all my sister's name
Omonigho Blessing

as much as I'm somehow praying for a salary job so I can meet some urgent needs, its stories like this that makes me say to myself ''better do your own thing''.

Kustin:
you said you had 256 in utme and decided to go polythecnic.............you a pathetic liar, a poly student claiming superior................you have to accept university is not on the same level with poly

I scored 273 in my JAMB... and had B in all my O'level subjects excluding Yoruba with C6. But I chose to attend a Polytechnic right from my SS2. University could be better than Poly, but its what's in your head that matters. Nigeria has moved from the era of worshipping certificate. Its now more about what you can do, and I learnt more about that in the polytechnic. PERHAPS more than I could have ever learnt in the University.

I know of several people who aren't even learned but yet they're employers of labour...

nnnjkjj

pendalicious:
what a nice creative job and hope it happens that way for arsenal and I like the fact that pogba and griezman played for man utd and simeone coached arsenal good work .

thanks bro

aadvark:
And Martial could only score after he was subbed off. allrice. . . .

lol...modified. upon say I look am over and over again o!

stiflerdrug:
Lol see dreams even 3016 arsenal no go reach finals

my brother, ''dream'' is the only place arsenal can win the UCL. its just a pity I'm a fan

MidasTouche01:
Creative...


But u surely got a lot of free time on ur hands....

not really...coz i finished it after three days.

Lily4star:
Iwobi threads a through ball to Iwobi...


You try sha

lol the commentator made a mistake...

Good evening,
After loads of games, greats goals, memorable moments and a handful of dramas that would be perfect for a blockbuster, we've finally reached the final of the 2020 UEFA Champions League. Its been a fantastic tournament, mainly because of how these two teams fought their ways to the finals.

Arsenal have surprisingly progressed to this stage defeating the likes of Bayern Munich and Barcelona. United however had an easy run against a depleted Madrid side who were without neymar and morata in the return leg due to suspension and injury respectively.

Also, still fresh in our minds is the quarter final second leg fixture between the two Manchester clubs which ended with five red cards, nine yellow cards, guardiola's torn trouser, and mourinho getting a match ban for calling Guardiola a ''bloody wailer'' during his press conference.
Arsenal wrapped up the EPL title a forth night ago, and her hoping to win their first UCL trophy. We just hope Wenger is watching from wherever he is, as his whereabout is still unknown after he was kidnapped by a group of arsenal supporters during his visit to Asaba, Nigeria two years ago because he refused to step down as the manager.

This year's final is a historic one, as its the first time UEFA would be taking its competition outside of Europe. Ladies and gentlemen, you're welcome to the Aba International stadium, home of reigning Nigeria premier league champions, enyimba international fc. Its been reported that there are ten generators on standby, as well as 33,000 litres of diesel. We don't know why!


TEAM NEWS:
ARSENAL: 4-2-3-1
Szczęsny, Belerin, Chambers, Gabriel, Gibbs, Xhaka, Crowly, Apkom, Zelalem, Iwobi(C), Ihenacho
Subs: Martinez, Utimi, Rodriguez, Gnabry, Coquelin, Ox, Welbeck
Coach: Diego Simione

MAN-UTD: 4-3-2-1
De-Gea, Blakett, Varane, Baily, Shaw, Pogba, Janujaz, Lingaard, Martial, Griezman, Rashford.
Alampasu, Rojo, Pereira, Smalling, Wilson, Schneiderlin, Kean
Coach: José mourinho.



Its about 30 mins to kick-off...Let's take some tweets.

-Lala Ogochukwu (@lalasticlala)
July 10, 2016
30 minutes to go! At Bet9ja's shop now... Under 2.5 all the way!!!!

-Seun (@Mallam's_Pikin)
Watching from home with base! Walahi, If mourinho no win this match, make I baff naked.

-Obi Mohammed (@Obinoscopy)
Live at Aba Stadium! Hustling things on point...!



Here comes the players! It’s almost time for business!
“I’m nothing if not magnanimous,” says smellymouth, our Nairaland correspondent.
“Although it would be a lovely story for Arsenal to finally win a UCL trophy, I really want Mancester United to do it. My wife is an Arsenal fan, and I don't want her to syart demanding money from me in the name of celebration. And that my colleague at work! Ah, he's not gonna let me be in peace.


Its Kick Off!
5 mins.... This is the slow start we expected. With Arsenal playing the ball around aimlessly.

10 mims... Griezman is being booed whenever he touchs the ball. He looks a little overwhelmed at the moment and needs to get into the game realy quick. So much is expected from the reigning footballer of the year.

15 mins... Manchester are playing with ten men behind the ball. Well, its been the usual case ever since Mourinho took charge. I believe we can all recall how they played 10 men behind the ball against a 9 man relegated Leicester City during last years FA cup final.

20 mins... A one-two between iwobi and apkom around the 18 yard box, iwobi threads a through ball to iheànàçho....he takes a shot......! De Dea makes a a fine save to turn it out for a corner

21.... Crowley swings in the corner, and a header from Apkom....it hits the cross bar but finds its way into the net. its a Goal for Arsenal! The Arsenal fans are going crazy in the stands, and a fan can be spotted running across the length of the pitch! He can be seen wearing an APC branded T-shirt...we're trying to figure out what APC stands for....perhaps he could be trying to send a message across to the world.

35 mins... United are presently on the back foot... They've not really gotten into this match. Arsenal are currently passing the ball around United's area... Pogba intercepts a pass and sends a long pass to Griezman on the half way line... Giezman dribbles past Xhaka and sends a pass across to Martial.... Martial shooooots! But what a save from scechezny! He quickly sends a long throw to Zelalem who passes to Iwobi on the left...Iwobi cuts inside the field and sends an inviting cross to Iheanacho, what a header! Its a gooooooaaaal!
A second goal for arsenal! Its 2-0 to Arsenal.

40 min.... The Nigeria arsenal fans are really going crazy.... We can hear chants of ''Izobu, eyimba eyi'' We wish we know what that means! By the way, the fan who ran across the pitch earlier on was arrested by the police, and his name is Mynd44

45 min..... An array of attack from United, but they've only been able to get a corner kick now. Janujaz takes the corner...and Gabriel Gabriel handles the ball in the box. Its a penalty! Griezman steps up to it, and its a Goal! 2-1
HALF TIME!

53 min.... Substitution; Kean comes on for Martial. Martial has been anonymous in the match really.

60min.... Kean is brought down at the edge of arsenal's penalty box but the referee waves play on! Mourinho is frustrated at the touchline and can be seen banging his head againt the dugout, and shouting at the fourth official.

70 min.... Substitution; Coquelin replaces Zelalem.

79 min.... Pogba sends a long pass over the top to Griezman who knocks down to the path of Kean Kean takes it on a half voley! Goooooooal! Its now tied at 2-2. We want to believe Arsene Wnger's clone is around the corner. How on earth would they concede a two goal lead! That was an awful defending from them.

80 min.... There's currently a power outage at the brown roofed South-West part of the stadium. Hopefully its restored early enough to avoid other stuffs.

85 mins.... United on the attack again as Griezman dribbles past two Arsenal players. He's been the star of this match. He fires from distance but its deflected for a corner. The fourth official signals an additional four minutes.

88 min.... Janujaz swings in the corner and pogba connects with a towering header but Gibbs stops the ball from goal with his hands. Its a penalty.

89.... Penalty to United amd a red card for Gibbs! Simeone is brauling at the lines man o the touchlime. This match is surely over now.

90 min.... Griezman steps up to take it...and its a, Oh no! He hits the cross bar! Gabriel clears it out to the path of Apkom who races towards the by-line, he squares it to Iheanacho, he hits it.....what a save by De Gea for a corner kick.

93 min.... Iheanacho takes the corner, Griezman tries to clear it out, but he miss kicked it into his own net! Its an own goal from Griezman! Arsenal leads! Its 3-2 to the Gunners!


The referee signals the end of the match! Ladies and gentlemen, Behold the winners of my 2020 fantasy Champions Leagues! ARSENAL FC!!!

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bless this food O' Lord for Christ sake, amen!

Lexxyfund:
Don't replace prayers for work, it doesn't work

lool... this is so funny but true.
there should be stated be time for both...

which kind person be this naa. Na so you make yourself available for devil reach?!
haven't you noticed that most shop-pentecostal churches are owned by the Easterners? they are always going to establish their own church. and you can never become a regional pastor in RCCG if youve not spent at least 25 to 30 years! yeah, from PARISH, to AREA, to ZONE and to PROVINCE then to REGION. that's minus transfers o! and years it takes before you become an ordained deacon, asst pastor then pastor. infact I wanna believe that ALL present regional pastors are all founding members of the church that have spent at least 20 yeas or so that aside, I jus retuned from faith clinic, and my Area pastor's name is PST Okechukwu, the immediate past pastor's name is PST Ikechukwu! that one nko? so I should start complaining abi? OP don't lemme vex for you o! why not talk about the Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Church

7inches:
oaf brain.... forming familiarity...... hahahahha no be only from abia.. oloribu

Na so

MzPecs:
FC Barcelona

abeg ano fit laugh

fc

type 2

OP SEE THIS BIBLE PASSAGE;

''Even if my father and mother abandon me, the LORD will hold me close.'' -Psalm 27:10

I assure that God has a better plan for you... you'll remember this incident in years to come, and you'll appreciate God that she dumped you!
It could take a while but you'll be surely fine!

lemme sit here with my plate of rice and vegetable...

Tjohnnay:
dnt judge.

it still doesn't stop fornication from being a sin.... and I didn't see where the guy judged.