₦airaland Forum

Themainboy22:
Everytime, what we read online is: "Man suprises his lover with this or that". Hardly you see/hear that a woman suprised her boyfriend with anything. Even kpekus, they are stingy with it. Women, abi we no deserve una suprise ni?.

no mind those dumb surprisers. They don't know the holes

money121:
Love is a beautiful thing

which love is beautiful...simp everywhere

Mumusaphire:
And why not come back home

help me ask the mumu

God1000:
They've finally met their Waterloo

I swear.

I like that interviewed...that guy na bad guy....slow death for that idiot good....

Creamypie:
Damn. So irritating.so them dey this Asaba? So the guy no take eyes see am first b4 insertion?this na smelling story. Modified; I can recognize this boy. He was among the homosexuals and sluts who used to stay inside the abandoned building once used by delta state service commission opposite st Brigid sec school

the story no join. Me.....see and buy

IamWonderful:
Trust me, Pandora Peter OBItuary will come back crawling on his knees for vice president post after his humiliation and unfettered disgrace even in his own Anambra state

you are one of the problem we have in this country. Quote me please.

chigator2:
I thought some clowns were saying that Terrorists don't operate with helicopter.

You don't know the dispensation you are in that is why you doubt. These things are basic infrastructure for Terrorism logistics not fighter jets. After all how much is a fighter jet that 100million ransome every month cannot buy.

Just pray they don't get weaponized drones or mortar launchers. You will witnessed what we call remote Terrorism every day.

my brother...these people are well connected. I believe that sabotage is still within Ondo state axis.

Ammishaddai:
Nice one. Shebi all these worthless hungry girls like rolling with the rich bad guys because they thought the good guys were broke , boring and quiet . Now see where it has led to. All the suya ,recharge cards, 150k allowance ,and Brazilian hair all led to this painful exit. Anyway, RIP to dead

they will never learn. Bad guy don show this one. Gentlemen are not common and that's why gentlemen use their uncommon senses

Don't vote your conscious

Bros... you just bought a billion for yourself. This will take you higher. I pray you will get there. Congratulations

This hoelosho parading themselves as girlfriend. I tire o...90 percent of naija girls are hoeloshos.

The result will shock people. Nigerians don wise up..... I foresee a formidable force

Coolbreeze1988:
You don't know what I know. This is my hometown, so I know what we are capable of

don't mind that guy...yorubas areally very spiritual and they believe in tradition. Forget their churches and mosques.

cenaman:
Those from the yeast will never returned it.

why is nairaland so toxic, full of bigots and lunatics?

Xscape1993:
I don't understand anything here ooo.

how o?

Odaveboy:
Mehn .....that experience no funny but we move regardless.....mi oo fooor

baba no be so we are lazy,I have 3 jobs in media that I can so,photography,music production,dj,a.c and I'm still learning videography. And I still want to learn more...but all this our hustle those hole will never understand they see us as low while their prestigious yahoo boo are real. Most of them are still reasoning mediocre ...I mean some simps. Naija girls are not worth marrying.

Maxxim:
Fax bro, just recovering from some situation, btw these days Sapa reminded me about these facts

baba na real fact o. No worry we go commot for sapa zone soon. Make we keep our head up. It's for sure.

LagosG:
People were murdered in cold blood unprovoked just day before yesterday and as usual... Nigerian media has forgotten all about it.

Even the Yankee wey everyone dey condemn because of their gun laws, anytime there's fatal gun violence, na wetin the media go talk about until there's a suspect in custody. Even the person's court trial will be televised so the victims and their families can have closure.


Spits

my brother, I thought I was the only one thinking along those lines. Check all media/press headlines, it's about apc. She on Nigerians as less than 24 hours. It's a pity.
Spit***

I congratulate you my dear sister. You are alive by undeserved kindness.

No be beach be that?things dey happen. Now the jazz do go clear for the eyes now.
Women wahala

Think of positive things. Thor two things you mentioned can't make you a successful man. Think creativity.

After 8 abortions......who wan con carry u for under 1.5 now

Sharatan:
Very poor production.. and the auto tune was out of place. No mastering. Haba! You no play am before you post am here? No use your hand kill your career o..

poor mixing and mastering and that's what makes music. As a producer I will encourage you to keep it up and maybe change hands.

Nonam:
She is a northerner.
She is a bitter and toxic soul

she has forgotten that karma is a bit ch

Radionigeria:
2k for two lucky nairalanders....

I need 2k to old body. 0228455630 wemabank

Make the mad party tell is their useless candidate

No need to tell we southerners that it's declaration of war. We just have insensitive leaders. We need to stand up and speak out in voice.

engrchykae:
you don't know that it was a pope that divided America and Africa between Spain and Portugal.
That evil institution gave blessing to colonialism.
You can research what I have said.
You can also call me antichrist if you like.
Both Islam and Christianity are tools conquest by Arabs and Europeans.
Vatican claims you must speak to God in Latin
Mecca claims you must speak to God in Arabic.
Religion is for fools

that's just the pure truth.

Johnycastro18:
Some years back I would have normally took such stories written here as been fictitious and a make believe story....

But with my experience in the hand's of one of this daughter's of eve recently, I must admit that they is nothing more evil that this daughters of eve can't do and even worse.

If I begin to narrate my story on how I was betrayed, and what I went through in the hands of this female gender ehnnn....

MODIFIED; for those asking about what happened......

is a rather sad experience, but I would narrate it for the seek of other simp like me in the house...

I was dating this lady Annabel( not real name, *for obvious reason won't use the real name) as far back as 2015 I had plans on marrying her, she was the girl of my dream( or so I taught) she was beautiful and hardworking and what more.. she was from the same place with me, same tribe, whenever she comes over to my side and see the whole room messed up or dirty she would not hesitate to start cleaning,mopping and tidying up the room and surroundings, as well as packing the clothes to the laundry even without mentioning....hmmmm I taught I have finally seen a wife material, alas I never knew what was about to hit me

Trouble however started in 2017 when I began to notice some little changes in her attitude, I asked her what the problem was but she never disclosed anything to me......as time goes on a friend of mine narrated to me how he normally saw my woman Annabel with a strange guy who she normally come with to particular restaurant to eat....but I never believed him, at best I taught it might be a colleague. However I reluctantly confronted her about what my friend said but she denied it. Well I never believed my friend either so I just let her be (foolish me)

we were already talking about marriage making plans for our marriage as of 2017,

however on a certain saturday evening, I received a call from her(Annabel) that she would like to see me, so that we could talk....from the tone of her voice while on call i could sense all was not well, I hurriedly wore my clothes, stop a ride and arrived at her home, she brought two seats which we both sat on.....with both eyes set on her I now asked her What the matter was?, without any warning she gave me a reply that she was PREGNANT,

Well I am not someone who is a proportionist or advocate of abortion, beside it is a taboo in my tradition to carry out abortion.( except you wan die as a man then you are free 2 try it) cheesy,... I told her all this stuff and she agreed to keep it ( first mistake)

Her pregnancy which she claim was mine was barely 3-4weeks or so, when we were togther one certain evening at her house when a call enter into her phone which she refused to pick, I urge her too pick, before she reluctantly pick the call and went outside the room to answer it , I was wondering within me, when did picking her phone and moving outside to answer it began?

Anyway after about 4 or 5 minutes or so....she returned back to the room feeling uncomfortable and she told me that someone was outside the house, that he want to see me , I asked her who is it, but she was feeling uneasy and uncomfortable, well I stood up and followed her outside all thesame

When we came out, there sat a scary looking guy,dark in complexion with Cigarettes at hand and two of his guys( or friend I don't know), when he saw me, he asked me to come seat by his side(my brain was thinking fast at this point) not really knowing what was happening or going on.....I reluctantly went to seat, immediately I sat at his side what first caught my attention was my woman's picture was what he used as his phone profile picture (hmmm)

Nasoh this guy take turn look me, come the ask me say "i know say annabel nah him babe bah?, I answered "No, I don't know"..... he said OK, he now told me that he is her boyfriend her guy and the father of her unborn baby,( immediately i turn and look at her, and she bend her head shamefully ......hmmmm) that he has been receiving information of me coming to her house frequently and he has asked her who I am to her and she told him that I am her colleague at work sad, and that, that was the reason he never took me serious....but of recent he has been suspecting us of dating, he now asked me if I have anything to do with her, if it is true that we are dating and there is something between us,? i was about answering the question when she (Annabel ) tried to interrupt and stop me....without warning this guy just landed her a dirty slap and ask her to keep quiet, that she is a fucki*ng cheat, she have been cheating on him, after all he had done for her, spend all his money on her and so on and so forth, that she don't know who he is, that if she think she can be pregnant with his child and be sleeping around, that he would deal with her and report her to her parents and so n and so forth...........

I ONLY SAT THERE AND BEND MY HEAD TO THE GROUND, LISTENING TO THE TWO OF THEM ARGUE AND TALK, SHE NIETHER DENIED ALL WHAT HE WAS SAYING, SO IT WAS TRUE AFTER ALL .....AT THAT POINT I KNEW IT WAS ALL OVER, I HAVE BEEN USED BY THIS DEVIL INCARNATE THAT CLAIM TO LOVE ME, SHE HAVE BEEN Bleep*ING AROUND, AND THE PREGNANCY WAS NOT MINE EITHER,.... I WAS JUST WONDERING SO ANNABEL OF ALL PEOPLE COULD DO THIS TO ME! I FELT WEAK, COLD AND SICK AT THAT MOMENT, I WISHED IT WAS ALL A DREAM, BUT ALAS IT WAS NOT......

the guy turn and ask me again if It is true that i am dating Annabel?, well having dawn on me that i have been betrayed by this daughter of eve, and looking accross to behold the fierce looking and two scary group of guys he came along with, fearing for my life I looked at him and told him we( I and Annabel ) ARE NOT DATING, we are just office colleague just as she had told him.

Even though he was not satisfied with my response, he warned me sternly to stay away from annabel if I want to live long, with grief in my heart and pains of betrayal, I arose from my seat,trembling greatly,my two legs were shaky and i could barely hold my body frame upright, that was how I left that house for good with the pains of been humiliated, betrayed and stab in the back by this female gender i claim to love.

When I arrived home and lay down on my bed with tears in my eyes, with the feeling of humiliation and grief,I noticed a text message entered my phone.......

i opened the message, and it was from annabel, this daughter of eve again....... In the message ; " She claim to be dissapointed in me for allowing that guy slap and hit her in my presence without defending her, that yes she had an affair with the guy...but she can swear that the pregnancy belongs to me not him, and that she never loved the guy, she only lied to him that the pregnancy is his, so she could eat(chop) his money, since his dad is rich, and when she wanted calling off there friendship with him, he threathened to kill her, she later find out that he is a cul**st that was why she was scared of leaving..... that I should please forgive her and forget about the guy,

WELL I CANNOT BE FOOLED TWICE, I SIMPLY TOLD HER TO Bleep OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

we got served breakfast same year. Same story to some extent. Mine was actually dating three of us eventually didn't marry all of us. Went for a yoruba guy that she'd always said she cant marry. Since then,I never tried dating. In fact if I'm ready for a woman not for marriage of, it will be one of those evening newspaper...lol

Badfinga:
Couple of days later, her call came in asking how I was coping with the breakup. We got talking for some minutes before ending the call. The calls became regular and on one occasion she asked if I could come to their house. I was at their house two days later and saw her in a bad shape. She admitted the breakup got her so bad, even though she was the one that asked for it.
We had a long conversation and decided at the end to continue with the relationship. But it was never like before again. I couldn't love her back the way I used to. After like two years or so, we finally went our separate ways. NEVER REALLY GOT HEALED FROM THE INITIAL BREAKUP TILL DATE AND ALSO FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO LOVE AGAIN

I had similar experience. Since then almost 6 years now,I never tried dating. If I'm ready I will really go for the so called evening newspaper. Cos we are both evening newspaper.