₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
I am a needy and no one has given me recently.

you dey Whyn O ni

Lemmy123:
Eweeeeeey!

I don't mean to blow my trumpet, I mean I don't even count them as anything, in short I don't call it "alms". Alms sounds like a religious obligation expected of you; I call it KINDNESS

I was at the grocery store one day to get something, and while I was waiting to get my balance, a little schoolgirl who had come with an older sister was pointing at a snack and crying; apparently she loved to have it, but the older sister told her she couldn't buy it because their money was not enough...

"Let her have it," I said
They were both doe eyed
"Sir?" the older one said, not sure if she had heard correctly.
I repeated, and she did as I said and gave her the snack.
Little schoolgirl stopped crying, older sister was smiling, I was smiling too; everyone's happy.
Only the older one said thank you, the little one was probably too overwhelmed with excitement she forgot..

I later found out their snack cost more than what I came to get for myself but I cared less, I did it because I wanted to, and I think everyone should just have that sort of kindness and not speak their life problems into their crumpled money before throwing them at a roadside beggar or something

By the way, I'm available for your writing and design jobs, see my signature below, thanks

may God continue to bless you with that little act of kindness.

Neddstark:
In Anambra state. Cultistupdate has been constantly updating us on the madness of the viking/axe war there for months. This killing of over 15 is a national outrage. Every cult group must be banned. Their national leaderships arrested. Their flaunters i.e Davido, chief priest should be warned by DSS. This if fúcking madness.

entertainment industry is becoming something else in nigeria. I can't even bodly say I'm a media person now. Gonna those day when you proudly wear "press"

AdorableSat:
When you are having breakfast lunch and super all at once. Bread, fried fish, salad, fresh mango with mango juice

which country you dey baba?

dollyjoy:
Banga soup and snake fish

pass me small I beg

GboyegaD:
Breakfast:

Monkey pockets made from canned biscuit dough.

Dinner:

Ceasar salad topped with shredded chicken breast, extra bacon, and parmesan cheese.

you are not in this shithole country called Nigeria. See better o... Forward me this I beg make I fresh for today

Sunday things... Spaghettini with dodo

Anny505:
Abobi done pour my charge say I be Ave, I don't attend St. Augustine. I'm a jew with full street O.T, you can't grow up in the street of P.H and still be a noob in terms of O.T. No be everybody were know cultist slangs be cultist.

Back to our bone of contention, there's no K.K plantation in OAU same were there's no SEC NEST in UNIPORT, UNIUYO, UNICAL, CRUTECH, AKWAPOLY, AKSU, RSU, I stand to be corrected though but for now I believe there's no Aves in Osun state

you are informed. But uniport get nest I guess(mangrove)

Seaseason07:
Close your mouth! Don't say what you don't know. I was telling you my 4 years experience I had about them during my University days in OAU ( 2014 set )

don't mind that guy quoting you. He's not informed about injus

adecz:
All these Southerners and cult,
why can't they use this violence on
the Fulani bandits terrorizing their
people❓

you mumu... What about the 16 people that were killed in anambra? bigot kill u

adecz:
All these Southerners and cult,
why can't they use this violence on
the Fulani bandits terrorizing their
people❓

you mumu... What about the 16 people that were killed in anambra? Foolish bigot

Botfuss:
Cultists killed 16 men at a burial ceremony yesterday. 16 men gone over superiority of colors. This should be the biggest massacre I’ve seen by cultists. 16 men in broad daylight.

This should ignite a national outrage! All those murderers should be arrested and all cult groups be banned by the federal government. 16 lives. 16 families thrown into bitterness and gnashing of teeth. This menace is simply unacceptable.

where bro

Zonefree:
You can't be done with this conversation when you're yet to tell me the essence of spreading a married woman's legs that way .

don't reply people of such thinking. I experienced situations like this as a lab technician. Especially test for yeast

Baawaa:
65% of Nigerians don't know what is going on in Ukraine

my elder brother left there few months ago for Estonia. Let us keep praying for their lives.

superCleanworks:
What is the use of going to the stream and then you get too busy to fetch the same water you came there for?

over wisdom no go kill you

SultanOfPuna:
When i clicked this post,First thing i said was

God please let it not be South West

Then i see Lagos, my heart beat rise up
Then i see Ibadan, i start sweating profusely 
When i finally saw Oshogbo, i gave up 

may his head still be intact

Fr33born:
Same here bro. Most times, I avoid scrolling down because of what this forum has turned into.
Unfortunately, nothing can be done about it because Seun is enjoying it.

i barely click the next page

This are the kind of people should be in charge of governance

jendoslim:
Cholera Joint CJ
Omolayo hostel
School gate
Iworoko connect

Eksu

Na dem

See enjoyment. The boy gbadun our meal for naija, though bad government.. We still proud of everything God gave us.

Valentine isn't real. Fictional....if u know u know

Kharol1234:
Raliya the sugar girl

men...you tried. I love that book those days

Release the cub to yankari game reservation

Descottes:
Who looks epp? As I handsome reach I'm still depressed.
People see me and assume I live a very happy and sweet life, when in truth, my world is dark and gloomy

I can relate to that. Name money be fine bobo

Bunch of hypocritical and nonsensical religious set of people. So portrait pictures of their wive inside their own house will make a total stranger cum. Idiots. If u like ban me.@mods

Truvelisback:
Ur dogs saved u from a movie episode.

she no even sabi write meaniful script

Oyinmiebiagric:
I went home and was planning how to draft a love letter. Susan came we watched movies together and she left,she's still seeing blood.

Ifeoma came back on Saturday, she ask we spend the whole day together, so all through the day it was me and her. I was not reading again,I believed I've already passed my GCE, so I was just enjoying myself waiting for jamb form.

Sunday was a very quiet day in my house, because my father is always around, and you dear not go out or welcome friends whenever he is around. So everyone must be indoors. All my friends are aware of this, so I don't expect anyone that day.

I played Westlife songs,using the lyrics to compose my letter for Ese,I read it over twenty times and I felt I have done well. That evening I went to see Ifeoma, she was surprised seeing me,I'm missing her so much I just need to be with her. I loved her like die,but I was still chasing after other girls, kai na from small e dey take start. She told me she'll be having early morning quiz, so she'll be going to school early,but she'll be coming back on Wednesday.

I was going to school on Monday, as its now becoming my routine, I'll wait for Susan, so we walk to the bus stop together.

Susan: I'm done with my period,so can we meet when you come back?

Me: Sure why not. See question this girl dey ask,she know when last I had a good sex. come back early so we can be together before 5.

Susan: You've known when my father comes back. Bad boy,you will do as if you don't know anything. I'm scared of quiet people, you cannot tell what is in their mind. That was why I thought you never wanted me,I don't know you were dying to have me.

Me: Its true I've wanted you all these while, but I don't want you to fight Ifeoma that is why I kept it to myself. She entered bus and I did same. I got to school early today, I'm not one of those students that stand in the gate waiting for latecomers, I go straight to the assembly ground. I went to where Ese was standing and stylishly gave her the envelope.

Ese: We will talk during break.

During break my small friend Omolara came,everyone in my class was getting used to seeing her during break. I did not have money, so I no give her anything. I told her I would see her in her class before the close of school.

Ese brought her own letter, she agreed to be my girlfriend,but on one condition. what was the condition? She no write am.

why the suspension na...if everything no be romantic script I for say make we start a project. I see you as a good script writer.

Come and continue what you started o

donbachi:
I hawked those coloured icecream,in the 80s.

ice kobikobi....after e go still turn to ordinary ice Las las

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Glorified secondary schools

Bro university degrees are useless. I spent 9 years in uniben and I'm still on the street of lagos doing something I left behind for school. If to sey I used that time and energy for street. I for none get time for nairaland

Lindodo20:
Bank manager in Nigeria, you walk a tightrope until they sack you. If you don't steal someone will eventually steal money on your watch and boom, you're out on the street, kids out of school, wife leaves. And you wont get the same caliber of job ever again.

In the USA even if you lose one job you can get another one reasonably soon, if you're hardworking. A functional society. Nigeria was programmed to ruin square people, it mainly rewards criminal activity.

My two cents tho

sense no go kill you