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I pray it won't be like tonto dike's marriage

I know say roasted corn and groundnut dey make man last shaaa...what do I know sef

planning since how many years

ayam tayad of Nigeria

na de same people

its no longer nairaland again... its now snakeland.com

all those people shouting take her to the hospital... what if the person is not buoyant enough to go to the hospital...

cococandy:
and??

she decided to have her revenge on her daughter...maybe she didn't know that it will kill the baby

the madam fit dey maltreat the girl

I no see 5nights of glory there that is on the 20-24january

LabDNA:
If your fiance is a pharmacist and can't write strongly-worded petitions to CP, IG, PSC over this matter to get justice, then I'm disappointed in him.

he didn't...he took it as one of those things....

weed at work

the third pic...I dey look her hand shaa

posty56:
upon say she be athlete yet she doesn't have man structure.

look very well

I remember on 30th November 2019..I went to umuahia with my fiance for a wedding... we had some issues on the road so we arrived umuahia late by 11:10pm...we were standing at the "Gate" for those familiar with umuahia..while we were standing we heard gunshots, it was SARS people doing massive arrest... they came to where we are..and said we should enter the car..I asked them for what ,they corked their gun to shot us..my fiance said its alright that we should enter...they were arresting people even those going for cross over service that night were arrested... the say saw a man driving Lexus 350 they started chasing him..the man fled...another man was arrested cos he was driving a flashy car..when we were on our way to the station.. they were telling us that if we make noise that they will shoot us and they will say we are armed robbers...finally they took us to ubakala police station... people were bailing their selves with a huge amount of money...some were doing transfer just to bail their selves... my fiance wanted to pay I said no... you can't arrest someone that is innocent and expect the person to pay a huge amount to bail him self out again.... they checked his phone, they didn't see anything.. my fiance is a pharmacist he was carrying some drugs to supply to someone there in umuahia they checked all the drugs none was fake...they said those people that did not pay will enter cell...in fact I weep for Nigeria we dey serious trouble for SARS people hand ooh...so we had to pay them to stay at the counter till morning... they told us to bring 100thousand naira to bail our selves...I said for what...inukwa 100thousand??finally the thing end for 30 for both of us...we paid...before we left we were told to sweep the compound for dem... the wedding we came for we didn't attend again...
##ENDSARS###

how many billion??

first time the government is making sense

na today wey I know say olamide don marry...

cutest former Nigerian governor ever

I no see speed Darlington ooh������

I smell� lies

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage was very high before u married her and she is tired of the thing.
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Oya calm down bro

When stressed they dnt think about sex. You need to create an environment and put her in the mood.

On a day u know ur chairman no go gree. Help her with chores. Don't ask for Eba, buy her favourite food and bring home.

Once in a while watch a movie u are so sure dem go do the thing plenty times. Think about her like a new girl u just met and u will not stop until u bang her. Laugh with her. Dont strong face all day and smile only when u want to off her pant.

Take her to the beach, while laughing and playing let her know "Waa fe ku laleyi, ma te soju laleyi" tell her u will Bleep her using ur traditional dialect. Laugh over it as if u no mean am.

Then clean up, brush, body spray. Your Nkwobi stinking onion breath can kill ( i can smell it from here) don't kill another person's daughter.

Learn to set the mood. Do daring things. Give head, pamper her. U dnt just bring that thing out and say "Mummy Kudi, spread your legs" it does not work that way.

I have combination of emojis on watz app dt looks like finger in a hole. i send from time to time to mine and she will be like "ASHAAWO" i say that is my middle name.


Lastly exkweez me Sa, i hope you last a bit longer on bed and dnt always leave her high or 'fuckstrated' in bed . Please confirm and dont mistaken 4 strokes for 4 rounds please ?

Don't mind the e-diots forming u must take it by force. Most of them just came back from village and na woman go send them back cos of lack of respect and common sense.

oil dey your head joor

very soon dem go start to talk about marriage

miss

he was singing "scatter" and everywhere scattered

na thunder go fire this man

SARS is one of the problems of Nigeria.....ndi oshi

she no fine for my eye sha....my opinion though

have you done proper test on your self....I mean for infection

im go soon die like others...I no know why some people no get sense..anuofia

for the man to be using condom many things are involved... either the man has infection or the woman...or he is preventing to have another baby...or the woman is promiscuous

I inherited from both parents...I inherited being observant and ability to see things before they happen....am stubborn like my dad..I got the cooking skills from him and I got a good heart from my mum...I got the pointed nose and a very fine jaw from her