₦airaland Forum

Were you forced to marry her by your community after.... you know.

Ekakamba:

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This is what happens when you get married to an intellect (both gender). I think Gov. Wike's wife with the help of her colleagues notifies her husband about these VAT loopholes and how to turn them around for the State's benefit.

I might be wrong though.

I don't think you're wrong.

OMG!
Icon is dead.

He was my course mate.
He worked as a part tim bouncer. He couldn't have been an armed robber.

What the hell.

This matter can't end this way. Nigerian Police, I'm ready.

kennosklint:
calabar girls can run

I know where you're going with this.

I pity all the dogs for Akwa Ibom state.

Bye bye.

He's gone.

APC now raise people from the dead.

Wonders shall never end.

Sharia won't accept this.

I still remember Nigeria vs Argentina friendly game in Abuja, 2011. Nigeria was winning 4 - 0 until the 99th minutes, all of a sudden the ref manufactured a penalty so the game could end 4 - 1. Siasia was in charge.

Xscape1993:
What killed him then?

Na handshake

In as much as dollars keep exchanging hands.

Cammo:
Try that with Buhari and one DSS would use you shine. That's if Buhari can even shake hands with people.

Dead men don't shake hands.

ncpat:
Where is the animal?

That needle that you're seeing, bro.

Exactly how Nigerians have collided with reality. No thanks to Buhari and his fellow bunch of hypocritical quota system bigots.

This one no go pass Man U fan.

Ntoooor!

Bad belle United.

See Nigeria police station. Why this kind place no go quick catch fire.

Mtchewwww!

I love her guts.

The voice of a Ghostess.

blizard44:
Hi, all.

I recently tried building a business that didn't fly .

I had partnered with someone to raise funding for a mini bus to be used for intra city transport .

The arrangement was one that I had to make a down payment of 400,000 and he will get me the vehicle after which I will repay in installments.

Long story short, after I signed the agreement papers, made the transfer and was expecting the vehicle in few days , he suddenly started acting funny.

I will call without end and he will leave the line unanswered.

Whenever he manages to pick up, it's one story of how his manager is sick or his child is dieing , so there is no way he could go to Ladipo.

I sensed that he was playing games and asked him to refund my money after three weeks of scanty and almost inexistent communication. And that's how the main drama started.

He would instruct me to forward my account number, go and meet this and go and meet that.

With bloodshot eyes , I stormed his office on Sunday and managed to wrench 225,000 from him after a laborious try.
Now , my 175,000 is suspended on heavy balloons of spurious promises .

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I have been thinking of going to the police but nothing will come out of it considering how entwined he is with the local police force .

When push comes to shove, I'm aware they might direct that he pay me over the next ten years in coins and cowries .l .

But I don't want that.

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The other option is to go there and do werey. To exert physical force . But im security go overpower me. And I don't leave without a fight. So it will be bloody.

One of the topics from Islamic section on the front page admonishes against anger and enjoins us to brood over the possible consequences of our intended actions.

So, this one too has Kleg.

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Have you ever been in my shoe ?

What do you suggest I do?

The money in question is my home and abroad.
My last card!

And a confrontation will sooner or later ensue.

How do I go about this with minimal friction and prompt response from him?

People fear juju. Threaten to summon him. Or better still, go swear juju for am. I no dey joke with money o.

For this hard time?

DawahToTheWorld:
islam and decency is like 5 and 6

Only on the outside. They suck on the inside.

Na d man wey dey carry the meat fit cist 20k, no be the meat.

Cook for who?

Native doctor. But Amadioha disappointed me.

No more free public s*x for the leaders of tomorrow.

It's a shame.

mespusinglez:
12: One Miss Call Is Enough

Don't Be An Idiot

Dem never lock u outside gate for night before.

Shocker Man

tito44:
From 3days ago when the vegetable returned from Paris

My brother, you are not doing well at all.
Na our boo boo be vegetable?

Tread of the week.

There is a ho mother and child close to where I work. I never knew this could be possible.

Africa is the problem of Africa.

Tufiakwa.

Iyiataata92:
She's from Calabar. It takes them days to be okay

If you know you know

My brother, you are not normal.

falcon01:
I guess he was arrested for murdering those bars

Bros, I dash u my wife. U too much.