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[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140267.msg2350546#msg2350546 date=1212963855]Space? Space for her to go and shag another dude?
I'm gobsmacked.[/quote]No space for her to sort herself out, Maybe see if the relationship is worth keeping, Maybe to step out and look in, Maybe to give the guy a chance to "step-it-up",

Relationships are difficult, people handle them differently, Who knows, as i earlier said, maybe they will discover something special about each other and start loving again crazier than before,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=140267.msg2350533#msg2350533 date=1212963663]anidote, darl - did you just call sly thoughtful?
I knew it! this earth is upside down!!!![/quote]How long have we known each other again??, So don't tell me you haven't already discovered that I am the "Queen of Sarcasm"

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140267.msg2350519#msg2350519 date=1212963355]Life . . . .The more we live. . .The more we learn. . .
Get sum first aid kits to repair your damaged heart. . . .she's gone.[/quote]How thoughtful of you! ,

@poster,
Don't mope, Be a man about it, Suck it up and take it like a man. Afterall, Men Don't cry, right?

There say absence makes the heart grow fonder, Give the lady her space, Who knows! It can be better the next time around,

@poster
Don't mind these people, 99% of those bashing you are ugly themselves. Trust me on this one,


You are beautiful in your own way. God doesn't make mistakes,

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340841#msg2340841 date=1212722821]Now i am sure u are a serial killer.
I have told u several times this statement scares me ever since i read that book.
Pop goes the weasel?? . . . . .Please, stop saying it.[/quote]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
I can't have a Pre-nup

Now I can't recite my favourite Nursery rhyme from lang lang time

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140002.msg2340821#msg2340821 date=1212722291]Waeva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing is.`.` . . .I wont stop until i get you!!!!! [/quote]All around the cobbler's bench the monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all for fun
POOP, goes the weasel

Emkayotis:
When they were like 18-20, they wanted only the 'CHEWING GUM BOYS' at 21-24, they want a 'FINE BOY' at 25-28 they want a 'FINE GUY' with some change in his pocket, at 29-30, they want a 'PRESENTABLE MAN' at 31, they want 'ANY MAN' even if he has holes in his 'PANTS'. MY GUYS LET'S SAY 'NO' TO THIS SHIT, WE AIN'T THAT CHEAP!

Whatever that term means, me likey

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340801#msg2340801 date=1212721795]Good girl.


Cut SLY some slack. . . . . He is man enough to admit he was always looking at curves at sunday schools.
Poor SLY. . . . . He had to endure his erection for 3 hours every sunday. [/quote]Lard hav iz mercy, erections at that age?  Is this normal now?  Let me go buzz my friends JB and Mark( both MDs ).I need to have Sly diagnosed, This is serious now .

But wait. If this is true, it might explain his rampant pimping 24/7, hmmmmmmmmmmm.  Ah soon com baq.

Sly don't worry, Help is on da way.

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340776#msg2340776 date=1212721240]I need to talk to your mum right away.[/quote]Ah sorry o, Please, ah repent .



[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140002.msg2340774#msg2340774 date=1212721188]Sorry but i don't always listen to what they preach in SUNDAY SCHOOL. . .
Too much girls with short skirts around. . . They wont let me concentrate. . . [/quote]Ah Ah!! That's it, I always knew it had something to do with "spiritual malfunction"  NOW I am relieved, Yuu need to be beaten with that Holy stripe those Priests have tied to their flambouyant robes,

[quote author=amber_ella link=topic=140002.msg2340761#msg2340761 date=1212720962]The coolest human being I`ve ever met is my great aunt.  She never married because she lived in Holland and there was a shortage of men after the war.  

She passed away last year at the age of 90, bless her soul.

I`ve never met someone so intelligent or young at heart.  She enjoyed techno music and knew more about soccer than anyone I`ve met.  I could sit down and talk to her for hours - about everything from relationships to religion to the meaning of life.

There are worse things than being single,  Much, much worse!  (read: husband cheating on you and treating you like a worthless piece of crap or screwing a man who disgusts you)[/quote]Tell those yeye boys nah , Who needs "Love" when you've got a bluebacks in the bank? ( Xerxes ah warn rile yo up jor)

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140002.msg2340744#msg2340744 date=1212720638]I'ma repent if you marry me. . . . .
At least if u don't trust Xerxes. . you can trust me. . . [/quote]I ginne read Psalms pon yo tail rite naw, ,


Didnt you attend Sunday school? weren't you taught the hymn "Trust and don't pay?"

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340729#msg2340729 date=1212720419]You mean there's no difference?
Anyways, u might never know the difference. . . . .Sometimes we don't know what we have till it's LOST.[/quote]WOW, Someone has been reading some Millls&Boons?


[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340729#msg2340729 date=1212720419]Wise Diva. [/quote]

Buenos Noches Esss,  Sweet dreams,


@Sly, Aren't you tired Pimping? Is like say it is a part of yo DNA, Repent nah

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340716#msg2340716 date=1212720192]In the same Nigeria, forget it.
Your case would be thrown out in the Po-Po station. . . . . .won't even get to the Courts.
What do u think this is? Cinema?
Forget this PRE-NUP shiznit. . . . . .it aint going to work.[/quote]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I see, I have heard, but will NOT give up, I am taking a breather for now ,

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340691#msg2340691 date=1212719751]Wish i could leave bite-marks on your belly at this moment.
Whats TRUST gats to do with it? We shall see.
I am going to throw u out of the house in your GHANA bags. . . . .
Tell u what. . . . .in Nigeria, the law favours the man so u cannot take me to court!!!
Ain't i lucky?[/quote] , You see!!, This is where the Law of Pre-Nup comes into play, I moved in with my LV, and you want to confiscate those too? See me see trouble oooo,

Oh! so Man rules in Nigeria?  Ok.OK.OK We shall see, Last time I checked bribe was very much still alive and kicking worldwide, Do I need to further explain maself??

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340675#msg2340675 date=1212719414]Don't get me riled up, yo ear?
I have told u PRE-NUP is fuckery.
If u cannot trust a man with what u have. . . . .don't marry him, simple!!!!![/quote]

Ah war rile yo up, rile up nah , 

We War Pre-Nup, We  war Pre-nup.Becos, what's Trust gats to do, gats to do with it??LOLO

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340646#msg2340646 date=1212719009]You deserved to be bitten. . . . .
PRE-NUP my ass!!!!![/quote]Why now?  I am only contributing to the topic now , If yo bite me ah go bite yo back

Esss:
PRE-NUP!! Gods gift to married couples.

AMEN me brother.Preach it a little louder, abeg

@topic
I agree with you poster, who needs "Love" when there's PRENUP? , Don't mind Xerxes and Sly, Forgive them they have no idea what they are talking about o

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140024.msg2340618#msg2340618 date=1212718485]You are just wicked.
I thunk slavery was abolished. . . . .socks, leggings and other paraphernelia?
Y'all chics are man-eaters!!!![/quote]Look who's talking o, We chics are wicked? Abeg, We have to work all day taking care of y'all business, and come night time is more work, Now who's wicked??

buzyDiva:
@antidote . . its comes in a combo . . he's gon wash am die

Add your socks, leggings, pantyhoses and all other close bodily attires to that list oooo, Mek him wok , And someone said LOVE was cheap, AH lie d.em lie o,

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340567#msg2340567 date=1212717542]Explain what?. . . .
Its a done deal. . . .
And you are next on ma radar . . . . . you are about to be Slantidote
Like Jeezy. . . . .I'll be like ya medicine. . . You'll take err dose of me. . . [/quote] , I dreamt last night I was on Mars, There is absolutely NO HARM in dreaming, Ga lang brethren



[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140024.msg2340572#msg2340572 date=1212717641]Babes, JILL OFF is the female version of Jack off.
Jack n Jill. . . .remember now?

Some of us can see your IP.[/quote] , LOL.I see. Well you have to remember I didnt do school now, But thanks for the insight, NOTED dear,

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140024.msg2340551#msg2340551 date=1212717232]It's funny your BLUE WALLS led u to create this thread. . . .
Why don't u just jill off and spare us this misery?
Besides, dildos are now cheap @ Ann Summers. [/quote]ROFLMSAO, Now I see you have really done it, Please explain what does "Jill off" means? Abeg, Say dis one be new grammar, Me didnt do that one in ah Primary school ah yard bo, ,

@Busta,
Make sure Sly does your bras too, I heard it helps to tone their arms

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340521#msg2340521 date=1212716678]J-Girl is safe. . . . .With me
And she's now J-Sly. . . . .You should know what that means. . . . [/quote]I am calling Naija as we speak ,  She has a lot of explaining to do o

Busta please come and sing Sly a lullaby so he can hit his sack

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340504#msg2340504 date=1212716415]I am just waiting for Xerxes to get offline. . . .
Then I'ma start on you. . . . . . You will be amazed!!!! [/quote]God forbid , May those eyes of yours close and may you sleep until Monday night,

jennykadry:
fire on antidote im all ears

Me soon come, yo ear?

buzyDiva:
Nairaland school of Detectives . . me sef graduated with them when I was 12

Okay o, Erhmmmm.Make sure you use that talent you have earned to keep that  Sly of yours under your umbrella jor, His trousers is becoming a thorn in my flesh jare


@Jenny, I have an assignment for you then, I am impressed by your under-cover skills girl,


@topic
I miss J-girl, This thread can use her well well

@Jenny and Xerxes, Tell which Police/Detective academy did both of you earn your credentials

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140024.msg2340462#msg2340462 date=1212715812]You and SLY are still married after what u guys went through?
Who does the laundry now?
@ topic,

This poster is VIVALADIVA.[/quote]I think I need to send you over so you can learn a domestic thing or two from Sly ,


@topic
What some of us won't do for 15mins of Nairaland useless fame .Why the diff. usernames??

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340422#msg2340422 date=1212715319]Antidote. . . . .You are falling already. . . .See the address u typed? . . . . [/quote] . I need to save my energy for the Parkway Sly.Please don't make my laugh,

So now you are into "editing" ,

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340339#msg2340339 date=1212714136]Maria Carey said the same thing to Nick before. . . . .
All that is just a talk. . . You gon see what me gon do. . . . [/quote]Cha, so wait nah, yo tink say ah chat me dis ah chat, an me mean buznes?  Rhatid, say dis buoy ya say him tink his yege yege talks can cool dis yar hart ah mine. bloodcloth, ,


NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I am not going anywhere but to 007 Xerxes Ave, Xerxes Land, 6969



@Eldee, I will reconsider o ,

On a serious note, I think the babe is nice looking. maybe her approach in attracting attention didn't come over well with the masses, And we all know how the landers roll now,