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Missy, get me that dress in a size 2 and those pumps in 71/2, then again, why am I telling you? You already know my size

@sly, buoy do mek me hav fi damage yo, ,


BTW, How come Eldee hasnt shown up? He likes these type of debates,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206731#msg2206731 date=1209519723]Girl, I'll be there live and direct. We'll start plans ASAP. if he ever punches you, be rest assured - he'll be someone's bitch. He can't even try it jare! He'll be too mesmerized by you to even lift a hand. He's already putty in your hands. [/quote]Word!! , And especially when I put on some Machel and Allison Hinds and work what ma mama gave me, hell no the ONLY thing he will be smacking is ma ,

The Sly:
Antidote. . .

Since J-girl is Outta the way. . . .who's next. . .
My hands are hitching right now. . . .I Wanna ''Smack that'' . . .

Smack what, your bum? , Go right ahead, I can't help but smack mine every now and then, It's too damn fine for moi

bawomolo:
ha satisfied in mediocrity?? u going to need some mouth to mouth resuscitation after am done. emi ni mo so be. now that's a real yoruba man

OHHHHHHHHHHHH, you don't ever give up, do ya? , Keep on dreaming, nothing aint wrong wid dat,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206720#msg2206720 date=1209519357]@ Antidote,

Did u really spew in tongues?
You can speak more in tongues if u add the extra Island spice.

That must be TUI(typing under the influence).
Matter of fact, it is not a criminal offence. [/quote]What? so wait, were you that engulfed that you didn't hear? Oh ma daysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

Patakeeeeee, where art thou o?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206716#msg2206716 date=1209519236]Hahahahahaha! You go girl! You're allowed.[/quote]LOLOLOLOL, don't worry, continue looking fine, you are sure to be bridesmaid , Only fine people in the wedding party, I don't want the camera man to suffer blindness , But remember I will still be needing your service if he ever  punches me,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206709#msg2206709 date=1209518841]Ah! Antidote!
I don't blame you sha - the must be that good. [/quote]Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. girlfriend, you have NOT a clue. .I never spoke in tongues until then, Me respect a yoruba man cha,

bawomolo:
as for you, after am done u would be put to bed like a sedated pitbull. i would have u making my breakfast  

Mouth mouth, all mouth , I already have myself a bedroom bully, I am satisfied,



[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206700#msg2206700 date=1209518331]@ Antidote and J-girl,

You babes are not serious. . . .

Chacal to be someone's[b] bitch in jail? No way, jose!!!![/b][/quote]Babes, I was under the influence when I suggest such, but don't let ma attorney hear this o,

@Bawomola, I will pass, The ONLY thing I am sharing with you is my stew fish,  ,  You cannot even handle a poodle, you want to play with a pitbull, Buoy ya ah ask fo yo death, cha?


@J-Girl,
Trust me, one night in jail, wrapped up in the arms of "Felisha" and I can guarantee you they would NEVER be the same again, 

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206665#msg2206665 date=1209516967]I will be more than happy to represent you girl! I want to make an example of Jackal and Sly to the rest of Nairaland. [/quote]I know I can count on you sweetie, And make sure you ask for the Maximum, erhhmmmmm, I want  them in jail as someone's "bitch"LOL . Let's see how they will handle that,

bawomolo:
chineke, don't tell me u engage in beastiality. u need a real human man  

.EVery sensible woman NEEDS an Animal in their bed ,

bawomolo:
the last time i checked, the deal was for u to serve me the fish with u wearing some fishnet stockings

Don't hold your breath dread, The ONLY Nairaland who qualify  to see such and more still remains the ONE and ONLY Jackal ,

But if you like I can hook you up with George,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206618#msg2206618 date=1209516048]@ Pahtahkee,

Good night!!!!
Don't forget to put the heater off.

@ Chisimdi,

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@ Antidote,

It wasn't me that spewed that. . . . . .
TT is now in a computing class. . . . The mutt is getting ahead of himself these days.
J-girl loves bribe. . . .
22 carats of ICE bracelet would change her line of argument in court.
If i were u, i would employ SLY. . . . . He is the greatest attorney after Johnnie Cochrane!!!!!

@ Radiant,

Rooney is worth $70 million and he is only 22.  I'd rather be like him than a complete mumu gentleman trying to please the ladies. [/quote]ROFLMFSAO, Leave TT alone, after monkey wearing lipstick, why can't he learn computing too?, Anyway, I will be on your line in a few, Let me go do my situps, Even at "40", I still have to constantly pull out my NYS id to prove that I am Over 18 .

@Sly, don't start getting ahead of yourself. Don't make me have to put you in your place,  I may have to unleash my thugs on yo tail buoy

@bawomola,, Your fishy is on its way, via FED EX, Enjoy

@topic
I have come across this "brideprice" quite a few times on this forum, Can someone please explain to me, what it is all about??

@Pathakeeeeee,. .intel has it that you were the hinderance in my way, es en me casa

@Jackal, dearie, I have heard you darling, NO time for sprats tonight, On that note, did I read somewhere that you will "slap" me all in love?  LOL, In that case I am hiring J-Girl as my attorney, And trust me she will do an excellent job at frying your behind

@Sly,
Where are you o? C'mon, let hear your take on this one, Don't keep me waiting too long. I have low tolerance

LadY Thrash,
Where the f.uck were you when your bush baby bash came attacking me, You stinking ugly LovePeddler, Older than who? What the hell you know about me?

You gullible bat, Ask your chimp pally, what I look like, Yes check my YIM el_jay74(again you dumbos, 74 is sentimental to the DIVA, NOt my birth year)
Now you miss runny womanliness get back to your cave, I am leaving for home now, but will be back for your uglyassll

LadyT:
Whoa hang on who the hell are you calling a goat?

[b]You have started again abi?[/b]Look don't bring it.  Cuz you aint ready. hissssss

Stephen I'm sorry forget what I said  

Just like the last time when you got involved in matters that didnt concern you, I see you are it again.

Maybe if you read carefully, you would have seen that my ONLY response to you was where I said "excuse me",
But if you really want to get down, let's get started,

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Exactly my point. At the end of the day, you'll wonder what you've gained from the forum.[/size]

Let me get one thing straight here, What exactly is bugging you? Just need to get that clear,

@topic
How can one who've NEVER had a woman or even touched one until they were almost 25, give advice on such? LOL,

4 Him:
madam don't bother replying if you're so not bothered. its not rocket science. Allow people with brains to contribute please.

f
Mr.Agricultural science graduate, I went back to read, just to make sure if aNY of my posts were directed to you, and so far I haven't foulnd any, Erhhmmm
Show me where has your "intellectually inclined brains" taken you? LOL, Don't worry I pity you a few goods for the holidays,
Now honestly, get lost goat, you are too "dark" for my liking,

LadyT:
Stephen don't please. Leave it  


I just realised who Antidote was.  Her and 4Him have a long history

I just hope we don't turn this into a Islander and 4Him WWpart 78!

Excuse me, but did I come looking  for gorilla's attention?

No one throws stones at me and gets flowers in return,

LOL, This dwarf will continue to cause many sleepless nights, so get used to it goats,

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Whoa, my bad. You said MEN are pretenders. Same difference. By the way, you need to calm down, we are exchanging ideas not insults.[/size]

NO it's not( well to me), apology accepted,

And yes we were exchanging Ideas( NO insults) until Nairaland Mr.Put-to-right, came on, Don't know when some people would learn that the world doesn't revolve around them, and that sometimes people just cannot be bothered with their half-baked opinion,

@topic
Bawomola,
You made a very valid point, Culture can also play a decisive role in these types of situations,

bawomolo:
given nigerian culture, all that needs to be done is to beg one of the in-laws to bring the woman back. shh there are many cases of nigerian women who are abused for decades but refuse to file for divorce due to cultural or religious reasons. most women would stick it out all in the name of "love". this includes the independent women of nairaland.

whatup islander, i'm still waiting for my fish dinner

LOL, I am still making it o, Soon come my dear, ( buzz me later, am doing my thang)

4 Him:
give us all a break hypocrite. You do this all the time don't you?
Need me to give u just one or two reminders?

Maybe you cannot find any Muslims to bash in Religion so you came seeking my attention?

LOL, You, more than any other  NLder knows I won't back down,
Hypocrite? LOL, David you need a drink, I never knew what that word truly meant until i accidentally bumped into you,

Now if my memory serves me well, I think I did ask you some time ago to desist from coming in contact with me, I know you love looking for trouble go crying foul, You know I don't care,

@topic
Lady T, I am very peculiar with whom I take to the "dark " room,

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Huh? You just said all men are pretenders, and now that he said women pretend, you say he's being stereotypical.[/size]

Can you show me where I stated such??PLEASE,
Look here, don't EVER lie on me, If you have a problem with my OPINION( NOT Scriptual) then attack that, but don't go around posting shit about me without getting your facts straight,

4 Him:
finito. Enough of blaming men for global warming.

It is just so wrong on too many levels. Being a bully and trying to slap your husband is not a mature way of showing you're not a coward . . . infact it merely cements the fact that you're a kid in adult skin.

[b]Dont lets beat around the bush, the above is bull. you're a very abusive person so stop pretending with all these theory.[/b]My point on topic, you're husband may hit you by mistake . . . let him know its wrong, make him appologize and make it up to you . . . then bury the hatchet and move on as a family.
If he's a chronic abuser then he needs help, get out of his house before he kills you.

LOL, Do we know each other? NO honestly, I mean, scrap NL( the internet), YOu are entitled to say whatever makes your balls get hard dread, It doesnt really bother me,

I am an abusive person, just like you are an instigator of e-beefs, Settled?

And how can you repeat what I already have?  Didn't I say I won't just walk away but tr meary instead to work things out and if that doesnt work then other measures will be taken?

Maybe if you take time out to read other peoples' posts before jumping on their behinds( for silly reasons) then most of the beefs you get engaged in would be a thing of the past, Don't come looking for my trouble, I am really NOT in the mood,

4 Him:
Bull. Try showing a 6ft 3in 220lb guy that you're not a pushover.

Ditto for women. I'm tired of all this "men this men that . . ."
Women pretend the most. They are all nice and cuddly while dating, soon as they become installed as wives the headaches, tiredness, nagging, snapped replies, bitchy claws come into the equation.

I am NOT even going to waste my time going down that road with you, Saying women pretend the most, is like saying ALL Nigerians do fraud.  In other words, Men pretend and Women pretend as well. There are NO winners where this is concerned.

And what is so wrong about a 5ft 4in woman standing up to a 6ft 3in man?  Yea, he may beat the crap out of her, but the fact that she showed him she's no coward would stir something inside of him.

AS I earlier said, I do NOT condone physical, verbal or psychological abuse in anyway, However, I won't just dump my husband on the first sign of trouble, I would try to work things out and if it persists, then I take other steps,

4 Him:
pray and how does this help the situation?

Unless you want to live a cat and mouse marriage, this is a most unreasonable attitude.

That is ONLY my opinion, It may work, it may NOT work, It's left to be seen.  No one dreams or wishes to be in an abusive relationship, but shit happens.  Who knows, maybe caught in such a situation I may not even know what to do. But as it stands now, I would rather fight back Who knows maybe he will see I am NOT an easy pushover and rethink before lifting his hands,

@StephenP
DOn't fool yourself dread, Men are great pretenders.  During the courtship they can be angels, as soon as they place that ring on your finger then it's a whole different ball game.  The truth is, one can never tell.  While there may be some warning signs, most times there arent.  It's a risk some of us ladies are not willing to take,

The Sly:
Antidote. . . . .this should be celebrated or what do you ''thunk''?

Me "thunk" it mos def, should , Matter of fact, I (we) are working on it as we speak,

Man UTD, Me likey that victory today,

@Pataki, where art thou? Come out of thy hiding chamber oooo, abeg

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2206100#msg2206100 date=1209504687]Babes, summer came too soon. . . . . . .
You better call in sick for the rest of the month.
I am booking a ticket for me and u. . . . . . . .Go to the nearest Russian consulate and get a visa. . .

Meanwhile. . . . .no skimpies for the ruskies. . . they are fucking zero tolerant!!!!
No Bubblies, no skimpy dresses, no eye-catching thongies.
We are having a ball.[/quote] Baby Mi ti gbo

erhmmmm, I would do just as you commanded


@topic,
NO Rooney, No Vidic, No Anderson, Yet we kicked ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs, Me likey, me just likey.

What transpired today was ONLY the smoke, The Fire soon come, yo ear? ,

pahtahkee:
@ Antidote,

The game you played today was not spectacular, but yes you got the goal. A silly mistake by Barca, caused them this Take me home song you are all singing here.

Did you try calling me? Hope it was not on my UK line. Anyways my fones are switched off. Dont want any further taunting from scummies tonight. Tomorrow is the Queens day, so I need my phone fully functional tomorrow.

@ ManU,

I pray Chelsea come out enterprising against Liverpool. Avram Grant has stated he is looking forward to the Champions final.

I called the right line, I know you are there wiping your eyes, , But I did warn you o,

We won, even if it was by "half-a-gaol , point is we WON,

Pataki I will taunt you even in your sleep tonight

@topic
ANYWHERE except the Lord's sanctuary,

@Sly
1-100, 2-100, 3-100, 4-100, 5-100, breathe brother, breathe ,

@topic,
while I do not condone physical abuse in any shape, form or size, I won't just pack and leave my matrimonial home if my husband lost his senses and hit me.  First of, I will hit him to hell back, and if it becomes habitual, then some drastic steps would definitely be taken. 

It somehow amazes me how MOST women will stick it out in a Verbally abusive marriage/relationship, but shy away from one where a few slaps are distributed, I would take a "loving slap" over a firey tongue any day, However, don't expect me to take the slap "lying down", I am too much of a pitbull.I will be punching back, This is ONLY my 2cents and I won't come here and lie.