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OMG, The association of NL pussies have now congregate, LOL,

The warnings should have been extended hours , no weeks ago when they attack with reasons, instead of all the hypocritcal jargons now,

Wait, I am still reading through to make sure that I got the person in the picture correctly, Because last time I checked I mentioned NO names, But since some of you are so daft to allow one trout to influence them, then no wahala, It's no retreat, No surrender,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2214296#msg2214296 date=1209696519]Sly - if you don't want me to castrate you, you better stay faithful to me

@ Antidote, lol! You're really enjoying yourself.[/quote]

Yes oo, Enough is Enough, Have been keeping my cool for too long, These uglyass, wig wearing, bleached out, heifers need to be put in their places, Keep going around the Land ganging up on others, Little did they know that I am an oldie and I will leave the Land when I say so, No newbie coming here to retire me before my time,

See them cry like pussies, LOL, After they are left with nothing else to do,

ROFLMSAO, It's just another sad song in my sexy ears, Boring, Heifers came looking for war, Now it's on, Don't disappoint the DIVA,

@Sly, chillax.I am petitioning on your behalf,


@J girl, stick around, I will be gracing the page very soon to show off how blessed this "old" woman is,



Too bad, even my 70 yr old Mama has curves and class and style, They are so "young" and look like a weather beaten mother of 6 bastards,

@Pataki see Ugly buck face here too, Man someone sent me a pic of that chic I vomitted, How the hell can ONE person be so freaking ugly??

@J girl, I am enjoying oooo, Tired of being riled up, so I am doing the honors tonight,

@Jackal, dont kill sly, who will mix the drinks?

@all the other cockroaches, come on let's rumble, NL man eaters,

The Sly:
Me dreaming?. . . . . . . If not because of something something
Who knows. . . .you might as well be on my radar too. . . . . .

Only i don't Wanna mess with what belongs to Le Chac. . . .I'm cool with my chicken J-girl

Sly, go to bed and make sure you take your blankie ,

I pray J-girl sprain your waist, ,

Got that right, I am off the radar, It was fun while it lasted, Fronting was so much fun jare

Elderly, , go wash your eyes jor, No pausing tonight,

Pataki, man u sleep too much, Tell me the truth, who is the girl carrying your pickin , Only men who impregnates someone sleeps so much,

J-girl, Sly is the ring bearer

Jackal, YOu just know what to say to make me go, ohhhhhhhhhhhh,,ooooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Jackal, I never knew you got hard ons from watching godzilla?? , Have you seen the mouth? Tell me the truth, there are braces in Nigeria, right? LOL

@J-girl, I am shutting down the entire Island, It will be massive, 

@Sly keep on dreaming, Mr Elvis

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2214260#msg2214260 date=1209695020]Ooooooh! Is someone getting hitched to someone?
We'll talk about this when Nairaland is a lot more settled. [/quote]Yes ooo, You know the Island Chic is very peculiar as to whom she lets into her honorable circle, So yep we ginne chat later lovely


@Jackal, com again mon, ah lang time g.al dey ya so ah wait fo yo fo bash dem john crows, rhatid blood cloth pissing tail rags,

pahtahkee:
I guess we need to show some of these infantile brained nitwits how we used to roll it out back in the days! Even when it was between you and I.

Just coming on the forum and running their mouth here and there!

Gone are my days. . . . . . Where is moondust, fynewaka, informer, pterygott, and their likes.

LOL, I sent them into early retirement nahhh, Yea am bad like that

Yea back in the days, the Land was so much fun, Until these twats showed up and turned things around,
dingbats like them,

@Jackal, remember I am very petite o, Save my ribs, I am laughing too much here,

@J-girl, I need some advice on Pre-nup,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2214232#msg2214232 date=1209694377]When i'm here - he better make himself gentle real quick. lol! You know he can't stand to be rude when we're both around. [/quote]That's what you call "lock down", Keep him there o,

@Jackal, Intel just informed me that a certain Security Guard  at KFC frequents NL claiming to be a cop?  I ginne die o,

BTW why are you even mingling with mongrels? There are so not in your league,

pahtahkee:
@ Antidote,

I have been waiting for you all the while!  

And the Diva has arrived, In living colours,

And for all you cowards making statements between the lines come out of your clocks, let's them over with tonight, I hate freaking cowards, Ugly asses,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=127743.msg2214213#msg2214213 date=1209694039]@ Antidote,

See me see trouble o.

We have been doing this thang all week without degenerating into personal insults.
All of a sudden, a pseudo-moral, ornery and mentally-challenged wanted to join the fun and bang. . . her mental capacity couldn't cope.
I swear, i was just having fun on the forum and this conceited heifer thinks she can bark. . . . Just leave her to me.
In a few moments. . . . .Death shall become her and that privates-riding, fat, ugly hoodrat!!!!![/quote]Get used to it ma dear, It's the "it thing" these days on the Land, You post and a clique of rats come out of the subway without warning, Then they have the audacity to label you trouble-maker, Like I care,

Kill the bitches, No retreat , No surrender!!

@J girl, where is my soldier Sly? I am beginning to think He's a gentle man ,

pahtahkee:
Well. . . . . this is a forum. And I often play with sarcasm and spit the truth with it. You sound more reasonable than some of these female random roaming idiots that you find on the forum here.

Keep being you anyways.  

You better leave my Attorney alone before I unleash ma missiles on yo behind ( come to YIM ASAP)

jennykadry:
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i undestand , abeg cool down my bro,we r all here for fun u know,cool your temper small,so that peace will reign u hear?lets continue this fun,i was begining to enjoy d replies until i saw ya own wt ladyt,u guys should cut this out ,lets work togeda

There shall be NO rest on the land until certain gutter rats learn to Speak when they are spoken to, Plain and simple, If they contiue to take up battles that do NOT concern them, then war will forever reign, Case Closed,

@Sly,
Even after my "dip" at the spa you are still here making noise? Where is J-Girl to beat some silence into you?


@Jackal,
My ribs don die oooo, Spare my spleen, abeg

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213576#msg2213576 date=1209681335]Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Iwo omode yii! Ti mba ka e mu, wa soke dile. Enu e ti tobi ju.
I'll deal with your sorry chicken @$$ later.[/quote]ROFLMFSAO, J you have killed the Fox.

I am out peeps, It's a lang lang trek to me yard, addios.

The Sly:
Presumably from me.

Are you sure you can handle Her? , Got a snoop at J-Girl's pix and I can tell you she aint no Chimp, So be careful what you wish for Mr.Fox

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213486#msg2213486 date=1209680022]Huh! Wanna tell me about it? [/quote]One of these days u gonna hear a voice say come, J-girl u too bad, woo yi yooooooo

@Elderly, Yea I saw it, was just e-pulling ya skinny legs bro

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213459#msg2213459 date=1209679602]Me and Sly? How about you and antidote? Why did you forget that?
E-dating is not fun! Out of sight is out of mind - ever heard that?[/quote]My Attorney, subject to correction, We had a blast over the Holidays

The Sly:

Well. . . . . .im speechless. . . . .i am still trying to figure out where your[b] weakest point is located[/b].
Tell your girls to stop fronting . . . . . .this is the 21'st century. . . .not 1200

, That's a secret and NOT even my dog is talking

Well, I can ONLY  speak for myself.  I don't front, If I don't like you, trust me, You will know 5 secs after we encounter each other[b], I am too blunt to front, [/b]


@Jackal,
Get over your obsession with Eve, She has so moved on without you , I suggest you find a new "girl "

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=127743.msg2213403#msg2213403 date=1209678336]@ Antidote,

Don't complain here about WORK. . . . .
Afterall, it[b] was EVE that brought this CURSE on us. . . .
This is what we face because of Eve's excessive greed and gullibility. . .so DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!![/quote][/b]

oH ma dayssssssssssss, Next you guys will start blaming Eve for your dyfunctional tolos and bolos , Leave Eve out of all this jor, Afterall, she was the ONLY victim in all of this,

The Sly:
Antidote. . . .

Which typa question is this?
As if you would give me sum $$ when u get your paycheck.

Yikes! Wrong answer, erhmmmmm. One (women) works so that she can front some more

eldee:
Yeah right, I don't even care what the argument's about but I know we won already

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So you have been resurrected? LOL, erhmmmm after that ass-whopping Man utd did on Tuesday, Intel confirms you went AWOL

@J-Girl, I know I can count on you, Hit them where it hurts

The question of the day, Why must one work? HELP

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=127743.msg2213352#msg2213352 date=1209676937]@ J-girl,

This is where girls miss the point like a free throw shot!!!

The number of times a girl says NO does not mean she is not worthless.
Afterall, prostitutes and nymphomaniacs front as well. . . . . . so whats the freaking difference?

I don't know why girls think the harder they play, the better for em.
If that theory is effective then i see no reason why women get their hearts smashed on a daily basis.
Afterall, y'all played hard to get in the beginning . . . .[/quote]ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Buoy you are at it again??

Sly, didn't I warn you too?

J-Girl, deal with them, too bad my hands are full as we speak( too much work to cover) Have lots of assessments to complete. , If you need ma hep, HOLLA,

You too dear, See ya

@J-girl, don't mind Sly, word on the street is that his pencil needs a sharpener, Dull points NOT effective at all

@Sly, you better be nice to ma attorney, Afterall, she's the best after JOhnny Cochran, and you better believe that .

On that note guys, I am off, Need to sing lullaby for my Jackal( he sees dead people, don't want my baby experiencing any nightmares tonight )

J-girl make sure you keep Sly on his leash tonight, That boy just cannot be trusted,

Buenos noches mi amigos, Hasta la vista

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=130662.msg2206612#msg2206612 date=1209515923]the price of the bride
some nigerians sell their daughters like meat in the market[/quote]que las ti ma, .

But wait,I have seen some "wives" here proudly bragging about their brideprice. Damn this shit is deep,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206773#msg2206773 date=1209521305]Lol - you're forgiven, dear!
Girl, we all know Jackal is already with you - we don't have to pass him to you [/quote]Yes na, pass him, like the dutchie, pon de left hand side , That's my baby, no one messes with him before getting pass me, My attorney, you can't take these to courts, remember we are going to fry him if he slips up


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206773#msg2206773 date=1209521305]Oh my poor dear Sly, You know what i can do to you.
Don't make me spew everything here. We both know [/quote]As to the Sly one, deal with his ass, make him pay . I want to see him "rip" the runway out at Riker's island

The Sly:
Antidote + J-Girl = Chicken ²

You both can't handle me. . . .so don't even sweat it. . . .
And what are u gon do with ma pencil? Plllllllllsssssssssssssss!! nononononn i don't play with it at all. . .

Sly, please don't kill me with laughter, abeg jare,

Pencils were NOT to play with, but to be Played with and make impressions , erhmmm. I will leave you to J-girl, I trust her very much to deal with you,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206761#msg2206761 date=1209520800]I'll handle Sly - not to worry. I'm using you to handle Jackal.

EwoooooooO! Antidote, you won't kill me!_{Yeah you can damage his pencil - he has enough baby mamas as he is}[/quote]Sowry o, not my intention > I am a Lover, not a murderer,

Well just pass the Jackal to me, let Me Island handle him

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206750#msg2206750 date=1209520283]@ Antidote,

Eldee is a GAYnner. . . . . .still mourning over what could have been. [/quote]Ohhh, Now it is all making sense, Babes dont you think we should send him some Excedrin for his migraine? , Maybe we can throw in a few for Radiant as well . oh oh, and how can we forget our dear friend Pataki

@j-girl, be very gentle with Sly, he is very delicate ,

erhmmm as for the Jackal, don't worry, I have ALL that it takes to subdue him

The Sly:
Ohhh NO!!!!

Antidote with her Chinese and Arabics again . . .
Damage my what. . . . are u talking about my (*Censored*) ?

Get your translator jor ,

LOL. Now why would I want to damage your pencil ( shhhh, J-girl made me say that o), I believe every man is entitled to their pencils,