₦airaland Forum

@Jackal,
I didn't know penning songs was also one of your talents, damn boy, you've got it going on ,

@Sly,  I am not going to taunt you today, I am in too much of a jovial mood for any "e-beefs"

@Pataki, why aren't you picking my call? LOL, I know, but I told ya so Gayner, ,

@topic,
where is the nuisance called Kit? , Can't wait to see him cover his face after such a glorious match game today,


singing as I leave thread, dem gayners running and dey running and dey running away from Man untd, LOL

Kleenex anyone?

pahtahkee:
One more reason as to why one must not settle for all these westernized babes. Too much long throat.

I will ''kuku'' pack my bags and head home to marry a full matured well bred woman, not all these finance settlement babes here and there.

erhmmmmmmmmmmm. They have televisions, and are very well aware of all the changes that are taking place ,

tRoOE:
My bad but i knew DSW is a department store jare but stilll i won't waste my dollars buying anything from them.

But I haven't heard of[b] Nordstroms [/b] sha

There aren't that much in our area, Was in Cali last year and they were like everywhere. They carry a lot of high-end designer gabs, I will still drop my dough at Bloomy's and even Lord & Taylor, if given the choice,

tRoOE:
None
Never heard of Nordstroms and DSW looks like grannies shoes
Will rather go for other designers

Nordstroms and DSw are not designers, They are department stores which carry designer shoes,


@topic
I am not a fan of DSW, somehow I can never find anything worth my money there.  Nordstroms, on the other hand, seem to carry a wider variety in terms of styles, So I will opt for them.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2203095#msg2203095 date=1209432116]
@ Antidote,

Je Ka Lo Soke. [/quote]

Mo ti gbo

@topic
I do have a piercing( my little secret) and it's very sentimental to me. I didn't do it to flaunt for anyone, but my special someone. I hate to see those girls with their tummy exposed, thing is some of the tummies arent even pretty,

pahtahkee:
Predicting a 2-1 victory for Barca today! Time MU got silenced once and for all.

We shall see, I will make you eat those words laced with horse piss ,

BTW, where is my nemesis Viera, ? Any sees him tell him the Island one is "missing" him o

Oh!! Sly, where art thou? , EVen your co-conspirator, Eldee, has abandoned ship, ONLY your diehard mentor, Jackal still around, Don't soon I will use my "evil" woman powers to convert him, It's ONLY a matter of time,

Lots of Allergy creame, and something "too hot to handle"

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2202995#msg2202995 date=1209427356]@ Antidote,

Nah. . . . . . SLY is one smart boy.
He wont be caught dead begging for a bed to sleep at night.
Its the other way round. . . . .the girl in question lied to u.
Blimey. . . . . .It is now very normal for women to lie about virtually anything to boost their PR.
Can women be trusted?? [/quote]You are sure good at changing your tone, OMG, That's not what you said on Saturday when you gave me your "Black card" to go "phishing" , did ya??

Sly, as we speak, was last spotted at the local Salvation Army filling out the necessary paperwork synonymous with "over nighters" .
I ginne die o,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2202949#msg2202949 date=1209425752]Don't dye your hair purple. . . . You don't want to look like Marilyn Manson. [/quote]You  know even if I try with all my might and help from godzilla, I can NEVER look like Marilyn


[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2202949#msg2202949 date=1209425752]Besides, i thunk we have made it clear on this thread that WOMEN can be dangerous.
Are u still doubting that fact?
Where is SLY? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . .he's gone to court to kick his spouse out of his crib.[/quote]Are you sure about that? Intel has it that he was the one being kicked out. He was caught "red-handed" with t he neighbours's cousin, So his spouse has thrown his cheating ass out. He wasnt even allowed to pack his stuff, Heard she dumped them in garbage bags, Good for his ass.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2202937#msg2202937 date=1209425155]Thanx for the fasting and praying.
Pray for Rooney and Vidic to be FIT so we can gloat TONIGHT!!!!!!
Please place some order . . . . . 10 bottles of BUBBLY.
You know how we do. . . .afterall, u got paid on FRIDAY, didn't ya? [/quote]

erhmmm Of course I did baby, , I will call my pastor and place a special prayer request too, We must win tomorrow, Or I am dying my hair purple .

4 Him:
don't waste your prayer, Ronaldo will be in Abidal's pocket all day, Vidic will not be fit and Rooney is a massive doubt for the game.
All signs point to a disgraceful defeat in the hands of Barcelona.

Don't worry I will be checking in just to pass you Kleenex tomorrow , You eat those words of yours, I guarantee, LOL,

@Jackal,
What time is the game? I am praying and fasting as we speak , Ronaldo( my other bf) will score a hatrick against those spaniards , Amen,

I am calling out sick tomorrow, just to enjoy and bask in the blisss.

BTW you think Rooney is fit? How about Vidic?

On that note, PLEASE take your footie to sports jor, I am waiting for Brother Sly to come testify about how great women truly are,

tRoOE:
[size=12pt][font=Garamond]How can you be missing your king if I see him 24/7 @ Antidote

Well, I still miss him na, especially after he hangs up, can still hear him whispering in ma tiny ears ,


@topic
Missing Almondjoy, I pray she's well, I just know she's up to something kinky, that's my therapist for you o,

I just "wove"( gliding of a liquid into a glide) the West,

Of course, pay up guys, afterall, I gave you the best 10 years of my life, I am sure as hell entitled to something, with interest if I may add .

erhmmmmmmm, Jackal( you and your crew) you can huff and puff until "breath becomes you" .The Law prevails,

10 years of shagging on your time, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

10 years of emotional, psychological, and all the other types of abuse, PRICELESS,

              Dar me mucho dinero los ninos

The Sly:

I have suffered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who?? what!!?? Thank God i am not yet married. . . them Pytz clinging after me tail will never do such. . .

Need i tell you why they call me the ''Candle Guy'' ??
I am the same. . . . .yesterday. . .today. . .and forever. . .be it home or street. . .
Btw: Hows your ''banksake'' or is it 50Centstake this time?
Gracias Mi Amigo, Buenos Noches, no no Buenos Dias.

LOL.Sly you know your are "fav" little bro on NL, so dont sweat it dread, It's all in the name of LOVE, nuff luv brethren,

ohhhhhhhhhh. So no good day for me, but a good night? ok I can handle that, No hard feelings ,

Duerme muy bueno mi amigo

[quote author=@desodgi link=topic=130299.msg2200030#msg2200030 date=1209341813] And he wears the bra, innit? [/quote]Soji, leave me o, I didn't say so o , erhmmmmm and bra and the colats(panty)

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130299.msg2200011#msg2200011 date=1209341261]@ Antidote,

Leave Mr SLY alone. . . . . .
You don't expect him to translate that, do ya?
Sly aint a YARDIE.@ Eldee,[/quote]cha neither am I, LOL
I am not doing anything to him, Just telling him that men like him act as men on the street, but at home their wives treat them like little boys, , In other words, the wife wears the "pants" in the marriage,

The Sly:
https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Is this Chinese or Zulu or Arabic??. . . .because i don't know what it means !!!

ROFLMSAO, and I am loving it, good fo yo tail , erhnmmmm, ask your pally against us, Jackal, let him translate,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130299.msg2199984#msg2199984 date=1209340242]Babes, there is no cut-off point.
No one ever said marriage is a stroll in the park!!!!!
Be patient, contented and happy. . . .
Every other thing will take shape once u follow these rules.

Matter of fact, i sell books on this issue. . . . .Hit me cell if u want one!!!![/quote]You like I know your cell is NOT what I want to hit, , make sure you keep my valuables safe jor, I don't deal with damage goods, Me amor muy mucho

@topic
See this Sly nah, Boy this boy na larn at tall, at tall, rthatid, Sly, I know your type, You are ah man ah road buy buoy ah yard

The Sly:
Gawd!!!!!!!! She's here again!!!!!!

If your guy is cheating. . . . Keep fasting and praying for his cheating ass and i believe by the [b]Power of the Holy Ghost!!!
Things will definitely be OK . . . .des[/b]erting him would be an absurd move. . . .
Prayer is tha master key!! Jesus Conquered with Prayers!!!

Don't worry, I can guarantee he won't cheat(like you), I have ALL the ingredients to keep him from straying, He won't even budge at a naked woman on the beach ,

Eldee and Jackal ( where is the other one, Sly I mean?), you guys need some laxatives ,

If she leaves, it must be as a result of something serious, albeit some leaves for selfish and silly reasons.  For better or worse, I do believe in that, but where is the cut off point? How much shit can one handlesI will strive to make my marriage works, atleast that's what my mom and elder sisters have done, but if it's too much for me, I will wish him well and move to Bora Bora,

"Mama's gonna knock you out", NBN

tRoOE:
Who said i can't do both
Well you got to pay me me jare, nothing is free

lol, okay o, I will ask erhmmmmmmmmmm, to pay upfront, since you are all about the dough

@topic
"bleeding love" Leona Lewis
"NO air" Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown

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@TroOe
I warn hire u to be ma dj jor, , but then again you are going to be bridesmaid, so you will have to multitask , Nice selections,

@topic
With you, Chris Brown

All my life Kc and Jojo

Jackal,
We will bounce back, don't mind those twats called Gayners, They are just jealous because we have gotten where they couldnt. Jealousy is a curse,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2198713#msg2198713 date=1209313416]Sly is trying to get a barrister. . . . . . . .He is taking his chic to court tomorrow!!!

Conspiracy? It wasn't me!!!
Apple are twats. . . . They love to cheat just like women.

Storm and Stone on your bosoms?? ??
Why do i have a feening this DD size wont become FF in the next 3 years. . . .
Just a thunk!!!![/quote]Not over me dead body, I will cut them off ,
And I know u wont want any maimed te tes, , So you better learn to appreciate these apples, Not everything that glitters is gold, and big things come in small packages

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2198619#msg2198619 date=1209311821]How can one die of a broken-heart? I can't work that out in me head. . .
Talking about broken heart. . .I heard u were sick for days when Apple made the 32GB of your iPod touch and was sold at the same price u got the 16GB.
That musta hurt . . . . I warned u, didn't i?[/quote]It was a conspiracy, and Intel says you were at the helm, what did I do to deserve this, eh? Afterall, I have been a faithful spouse. The least you could have done was to advise me to wait for the 32GB,  ,


[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2198619#msg2198619 date=1209311821]Anyways, i will manage a broken heart but the thunk of a DD size is tempting.
Babes, are u sure u are not the major supplier of cowbell milk in Nigeria? [/quote]LOL, see what you have done to me oo, Cowbell Milk? Not yet, just wait until I put Storm and Stone on these masterpieces, then you will see who the real producer of Cowbell Milk is,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2198577#msg2198577 date=1209311119]

I am not even worried about me dying between your huge bosoms
What niggles in the back of me mind is what me obituary will say. . . . .

We are sorry for the loss of our beloved son who passed away sucking 2 massive chesticles!!!!!![/quote]

, ok, I prefer that to "he died of a broken heart", don't ya?

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=128447.msg2198533#msg2198533 date=1209310279]

2 Size A cups? I thunk u was size DD.
So u tricked me, didn't ya?
Isn't this what i am saying about y'all daughters of EVE??[/quote]DD .  You want my poor slender back to give out? Or you want to wake up a dead man, suffocated between ma breasteses,  .

Don't worry baby you know no "Evil---ena" in ma DNA, ONLY LOVE

BTW, where is your pally Sly?

@Jackal,
When you are done campaigning for yourself and Sly, my two size A cups would be here waiting to cuddle you. .If you have a problem with sizing I can have them silicon filled, just for you baby


@topic
Men give up, you guys put the C in Cheating, WORD!!

info:
Love is when you tell a girl you like her shirt, then she wears it everyday

Very funny

@topic
I guess Love is what I saw in my mom's eyes after my dad whispered in her little ears, she used to giggle like a clown, LOL