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I kind of figured that out, I received a mail regarding that as well, Subject to correction, but when did speaking one's mind become persecution? Nonsense!!

Seun! lighten up bro, Live a little,, laugh a little, I know Tim Russert thought he was going to have a dawn great Fathers' Day,  Life is too short, Chillax, It's just a forum, We cannot all get along.



[quote author=@osisi link=topic=142637.msg2378026#msg2378026 date=1213583902]I like sheniqua too.
You know I was banned after our last conversation for "persecuting a moderator"
I felt like St Paul before his Damascus experience.
Look at me
How can I persecute anyone ?[/quote]

I am behind you 101%, 

He refused to unban me as well, but it's fine.  And he chooses to ban this one, I WILL be BACK jor ,


PS. I somehow like Sheniqua though, Just the thought of knowing the name doesnt befit you makes it all fun, Well for me

stillwater:
Awww that's so sad. Take heart

Gracias!!

beauteous:
wherever you are dad,i stil want to wish you happy father's day.

rest in perfect peace!

I share your pain as well dear. Mine passed on as well. It's funny how they say time heals all pain, For me, it hasnt. It gets more difficult each year,

Nubian honey, great thread,

@topic
I don't want to blow my own horns now, but I am a very very good cook. I learnt from the best( my mom of course), I love to bake as well. I missed baking bread and cake, Saturday rituals. I dont get to do it a lot here, but I cook very often. I believe in eating home, than out, ,

PS, My brothers cook well too. We all had to help out in the business.

I ran home from church to post a similar thread, and saw you beat me to it. ,

I would also like to add some startling news. I was reminded again today, thanks to the Bishop, that Fathers have no idea how much influence they have on the future of the world. Sad, but true, 17% of children will grow up to serve the Lord if their mothers are saved. A whopping 95% would, if their DADS are. Fathers take your responsibilities seriously. Please do more than donating a sperm, but rather assume your role and get to work.

Once more Happy Fathers' Day!!!

@topic
Like so many others have pointed out, maybe you were the one seeing things differently.  I honestly don't think it had anything to do with your skin colour.  I went to a Nigerian party with a some friends of mine once, and the ladies were very nice to me, the men even nicer . I went to the party to PARTY, and party I did. Honestly, if anyone showed me a bad face, I was too busy having fun to have noticed.  


From experience I can truly say that many times the problem lies with us, the individual, and not so much the other person. Try not to make yourself look as if you don't belong.  Probably next time try mingling more, Best of Luck,

icemann:
More like Drown all your Sorrows in Alcohol

May the good Lord bless you , Have been trying to plant this in his thick skull, It is so obvious he is hurting, yet he came here to make a mockery of his monkey sef ,

Don't worry Genuine, As soon as you grow up, another chic would spare you her precious time. Until then, continue to read your Mills&Boons .

Genuine:
We now go to drink, and drink, and drink!!!

And don't worry about me, i go without my car to avoid drunk driving!!!!

see your life , I am sure the babe somewhere sipping on Jack Daniels, while you are here "weeping", , You are representing the other losers on NL, I pity your life jare ,

I will send over a crate of Kleenex, It's soft and won't bruise the face,

Genuine:
Lamenting ke?
Shine your eyes, u that doesnt believe there are bad women out there. Should i have wasted my youth and my life following such a person? Abegi, we're off to the pub in like 30mins to celebrate this day - i invited my homies whom she terrorized! Then we're going clubbing to bring me up to speed - in the social arena

See me see wahala oooo, I can feel your hurt jor, , Tell us the truth you Malu, The chic dumped your ass, and you are so hurt you are here mooing mooing ,

I am putting your name in the "Prayer Request " box tonight at church, And I am sending over Holy water to wash your eyes too ,

spikedcylinder:
So in order to get her to trust you more. . . you planted condoms on yourself? Hmmmn, you are a wiseacre.

I told you guys he is Bi-polar


@Jenny, how de body hon??

Genuine:
All of u are wrong about this girl, she totally tormented me and i'm glad to be free at last. You are all ladies and women, c'mon, it can't be that bad, i provided for this girl, took care of her needs, she was even on my monthly budget. I took her out to places, never hid anything from her, i was as open as can be, and all i asked for was to be trusted and not publicly embarrassed all the time but mehhnnnnn that one was not going to happen oh

Man you are confuzzled, ,Make up your mind jor, Was the girl an angel or a devil? You seem to be the one with issues. Ok, so you dumped her, ok move on. If you are so elated you did, why are you here lamenting?

jkpretty:
You wanted to dump her before, so why the silly plot of displaying condoms in your box? Terrible story combination Lucky lady, she's gone for good!

Don't worry hon, Don't blame him, It's these desperadoes who sell themselves cheap, man-hoping( I ginne die) Anyway, if you see me here for a whild, I am banned,

tkb417:
@SEUN
im totally perplexed and angry at the way you have been deleting my posts and threads ive been involved!!!
are you asking me to leave Nairaland?

what did i do to you?
FYI, i mind my biz and i don't look for trouble so why the unnecessary aggro. I ask for my posts to be returned.

i'll take this as an affront on my personality if this is removed like the others and ill act accordingly!!

@eldee
im copying you in this. Please talk to this man

Same sentiments, Now I am being threatened with a "ban", A ban for speaking my mind. Nonsense, I don't understand this at all.

Genuine:
Now this is getting personal

Naaa, I was just asking sha

Genuine:
I just dumped my girlfriend because of her nagging and lack of trust, and for once i feel good.
It hurts so much when a girl that u love dumps u, but it feels so good being the one who makes the decision. I know she wont be hurt at all - its what she's been looking for, just that it didnt come in a way that she had planned.
She is very smart but chose to use her intelligence the wrong way, God will provide her someone that she can intimidate but it wasnt going to be me.

And so what you Arrow?  Did your balls grow heavier? or your 3inch d.ick 4 more inches? You are so insecure, it hurts,

Cumpleanos Feliz Amigos



Pataki, ONLY you can tell of our beefs back in the days boy,  It's nice when "enemies" can forget and forgive and become BFF ,
Happy birthday my dear, May Gold bless and continue to uplift you,  erhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Party like ah Rock Star me buoy. Yo ear


JKPretty, well girl you have become like a sister to me.  It's funny how our months of FRIENDSHIP feel like years. I look forward to our daily chats, even when the calls refuse to go through . You one in a million honey. All the best on your big day. Stay blessed.

Cumpleanos Feliz mi muy bueno amiga




Awwww, JK, I love this girl.  It's been a few months since we befriended each other, and our friendship has grown so much.  I look forward to our daily chats.  It's like you just know what to say at the most appropriate time.  You are a wonderful person, and I am grateful to God for placing you in my life.

May you have a blessed birthday, and may the Lord continue to bless and protect you, Amen!!!


PS, Please get out and enjoy the day,

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=140933.msg2366835#msg2366835 date=1213327044]Antidote,

my sister abeg no vex o but I will ask you, do you wear glasses and if so were you wearing them when you witnessed this event? Also, what was the weather like, was it cloudy and dark outside?
No, jokes apart,
I agree with every input so far. Approach the lady and straighten her up. Do not mention it to the husband, ever.

Now, every day for the thief, one day for who?[/quote]ROFL, I have 20/20 jor, ,

I am just a bit angry, since all the years she has been dogged by his relatives and friends, for supposedly cheating, I was one of the few people who've always defended her. I am so disappointed.

uspry1:
Stay out of it, this is not your place to telltale something.

It would be great if you have built-in phone camera taking snapshot then either forward picture with file attachment to email under anonymous email address to her husband or print picture out mailing to her home address with no return address.

Don't you think your advice is a bit controversial? First you are asking me to stay out, but in the same breath you are asking me to use anonymity? Isn't the "upholder" as bad as the "thief",

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362757#msg2362757 date=1213240978]Trouser snake is one of the few warm-blooded reptiles still in existence. The trouser snake is a solitary creature, and usually small and docile. When threatened it will try to intimidate the intruder by standing tall and puffing up, it can sometimes increase several times in size (but rarely). As a last resort, if intimidation does not work, the trouser snake may resort to spitting at its perceived threat.

The habitat of the trouser snake, as the name suggests, is trousers. Invariably it's male trousers, as the snakes seem to have a particular dislike of women. If a woman simply comes within sight of a trouser snake it will often stand vigil and puff up threateningly. Another reason male trousers are preferred is because most men don't wear skirts, so they provide a more stable habitat.

Now tell me u don't want to keep this lovely pet around u. . .
Besides, it has the ability of procreating unlike the useless silly rabbit that depends on batteries to have fun.
Don't even compare. 1 billion women cannot be wrong. [/quote]OHHHHHHHHHH, One entire semester of Sex Education,,Not that I needed it anyway,


                                  Let me go to bed, I will dream about all this and come back with my reply



                                                           

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362732#msg2362732 date=1213240362]@ Antidote,

Keep deceiving yourself.
Mr Rabbit has as much stamina as your hands put together. Once your hands tire out, Mr Rabbit is useless.
It doesn't have a mind of his own like Prince John Thomas aka one eyed trouser snake.
I don't know the kind of stuffs u have read but trust me, trouser snake is the shiznit. . . . He never disappoints and doesn't need batteries to run.[/quote]Mr. Trouser snake

I am afraid of reptiles , You never know when they will snap , I will take my chances with what I can manually manipulate , Plus it wont send me to my GYN without reason,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362728#msg2362728 date=1213240196]I thought he was the Minister of Sports. If we give him the Minister of Finance, he will spend all the money on his reflexes (sex) [/quote]OHHHHHH.It's you now, You are the Minister of Finance, YOu think I can put him incharge of that, Next thing he will be paying girls just to admire his pink lips let him stay in the Sports dept, jare, The least he can do is award them free tickets to the world cup

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362721#msg2362721 date=1213239785]haaaaaaaaaaa - now sex is a reflex action? That's my new siggy!!!!!!!!!!!
I've heard all sorts of excuses for sex but reflex action has to be one of the best.
The dust has to get in your nose for you to sneeze abi? You don't sneeze at the sight of dust.
Men don't wait for it to get into them, they just go as soon as they see it - now that is what i call an animalistic behaviour.[/quote]LOL, once again My Fianance Minister has killed me ooo, Good answer! Good answer!!


[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362718#msg2362718 date=1213239619]Holy Mother Land? Is that Mecca or Bethlehem?
You are not going anywhere. . . . Not until u get your belly bumped up a bit.



Can Mr Rabbit kiss, caress and can be set on handsfree/bluetooth mode??
Silly Rabbit has nuthing on Prince John Thomas jor.[/quote]The bump in me belly would result from over-eating ,

And Mr.Rabbit has stamina jor, It goes on and on and on and on( thanks to the Energizer bunny) What does Prince Thomas has? After 5mins he is limp as a branch that was severed by a storm and it's owner floating on cloud nine in deamland, snore.snore, moo mooo . Please, abeg go sleep jare,

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362697#msg2362697 date=1213238979]Trust me on this. . . . . .Women are so pressed to shag, they would beat up their husbands if they decline their advances.
Please prepare for this phase. . . . .It can be frustrating and depressing. [/quote]erhmmmmmmmmmmm. Such women have no critical thinking skills jor, YOu keep Mr. Rabit nearby, so when the Malu is snoring, YOu just help ur self

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362697#msg2362697 date=1213238979]You are a meanie!!!

Let men act like animals around their women too. . .
Lil did u know some women love the aggression and graggs.
I used to have a neighbour whose girlfriend can't get turned on unless the whole sex thing is like a rape.
It must involve scratching, light slaps, screams and ripping of clothes. . .Other neighbours have called the po-po many times on em as a result.
The chic is so twisted she loves it that way.   Tell us how u like it!!!![/quote]Murderer, blood dey pon em shoulders , Isn't that something? What next, swords and knives? All in the name of Sex, hmmmmm, Thank God I am heading back to Holy Mother Land,

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362679#msg2362679 date=1213238437]You are missing a point. . . . . There's a point in womanhood too when they feel Hot 24-7.
Was told women between[b] 29-39 feel like boys during their puberty. . . .The urge to get down is so high it's unhealthy.
Don't worry. . . . .y'all time would come [/b] but it's so unfair most of y'all would be married by then.

@ J-girl,

Buffy? Who is buffy? [/quote]It's a lie o, NOt true,

@J darling, I have just demoted my Minister of Health to Junior Minister of Construction, His ass is being a nuisance jor

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362665#msg2362665 date=1213238021]The most civilised man can turn primitive with the speed of light.
Did u ever think Bill Clinton would get fellated in the oval office? While i agree these things are not automatic(as certain variables have to click), the probability of it happening when the stage is set is 99%.[/quote]Amen ma brother and no amount of Holy water or Hail Marys can save him when he does,

As you guys have reiterated numerous times, Men are animals, 

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362651#msg2362651 date=1213237676]It's in their DNA. . . . . . .Men cannot control that action.
A full blooded young man with testosterone flowing in his blood stream will howl, gibber, bleat and scream when he envisions a well-rounded butt and boombastic cleavage. [/quote]This boy eh, I want to flog your Sunday School teacher jare, You heard what the Bible said about temptation, right?

Also when testosterone begin to struggle with the male he needs to take control by either taking a cold shower or reciting scriptures,

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362641#msg2362641 date=1213237200]I don't know for men like that. I've sadi it over and over again - Sex is OVERRATED but men are easily misled. Hmmm - now that i've heard this, i'm using it in my next sermon whiy guys should not be so excited about sex.

The lip thing is sufficient for us! some of us love it :DDang! I can't laugh too much this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the second statement, I CONCUR!

I'm helping with the cabinet issue tonight.[/quote]Girl give me a hand shake, SEX is overrated.But we will start our own thread on that one o,

Erhmmmmmmmm, as per the cabinet issue I think I have just found another candidate for the Delta o



[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362642#msg2362642 date=1213237228]@ Antidote,

Men howl like uncouth animals?
This is demeaning. . . . . . . I am trying hard to stomach that.
Please rephrase.[/quote]So tell me who howls like a freaking animal just becos a lady is dressed to impressed? They arent even sure if shes laced with botox and silicon, Men, hissss

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=141281.msg2362629#msg2362629 date=1213236712]@ Antidote,

Are lips ugly again?
. . . . . .and the plot thickens.
Please tell us the difference between beautiful lips and the ugly ones.
No knowledge is lost. [/quote]No jor, didn't say lips are ( although I have seen some monster lard have mercy).I just saying I prefer the pale pink ones over the black, smoking type ones nah,

Then again those pinked lips men are so vain, Last thing I want is for him competing with me for my lipgloss ,

Honestly, one of the first things I look at when I meet a guy are his ring finger then his lips, Nothing is wrong with looking, afterall men look and howl like uncouth animals at me all the time, I am just saying I would rather chew on some pink bubble-cious, than dark one,


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362626#msg2362626 date=1213236588]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh my gosh! [/quote]See my Minister of Finance here misbehaving jor, You should be busy helping me put my cabinet in order, hssss,