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Awww Is this for real

God1000:
Desperation is making so many people to commit criminal offence.

Unfortunately that's the "Most Feasible" way to make It In your country. Deceptive people would want to counter this truth.

Your Politicians and Civil Servants are a very good example. Adios.

FhiBi:

It all started when I met a lady in a suya joint. I don't know her before but she looked like someone in need. After buying the suya,I started walking away. To my surprise,she ran to me and started begging that she doesn't have a place to stay for the night and she's stranded and if she could stay in my house for the night. To God who made me,I couldn't turn her down because she was crying seriously. I said okay and she followed me to my house which was not far from aboki's shop.
We got home. She kept thanking me that God will bless me for letting her stay with me for night. I asked her about her name,she said 'Precious'. I asked why she was stranded. She said that she was supposed to meet her brother but he had an accident,bla bla bla. She would have slept in a hotel but she didn't have enough money.
The question that bothered me most was why she wanted to stay with me when there were other people there. I shrugged it off and shared the suya with her,I'm a good Samaritan indeed. Immediately,she dozed off. I laid her properly on my bed. I didn't sleep on it oo. Me ke?
I live in a single room but I have a small sofa. I slept on it. Some crying sounds woke me up. I quickly switched on my phone light and saw her crying. I asked what happened,she said she's feeling cold. She was shivering seriously.
I gave her my cardigan,she said no.

Many people have landed In prison, robbed, kidnapped and dead because of this your stupidity. I usually say It, 80% of Men around the world are Weaklings when It comes to the Female Human's matter. Naija Men/Guys/Boys are the Worst of all when It comes to being Weak and Simping. For example, If I want to catch Most Nigerian Men/Guys, All I need to do Is Just deploy a damsel to him. That's all.

It's good to help but I'm a Veteran and I always apply wisdom In all my doings.

You must still be In your early 20's. It's certain from your story. You will learn life as time goes on. Adios.

Pells:
Here are the list of Smelly kpekus in Nl
1 Siofra
2 Sheistoopretty
3 sweetplum
4 Candidlady
5 Begoniaa
6 Pocohantas
7 Virginprincess
8 Jeon
9 doggedfighter
10 Blessedmercy8
11 Jeweltz
12 Samantha123
13 Persephone1

Some Monickers looks familiar here though

SpreshMan:
Yea. Someone that understands. Some very judgmental/stereotypic peeps here will try to blame it on hookup…But it is not in any way close to the truth. Even if a girl sleeps with 100 men a day and keeps washing the pussy as regularly as she should, it will never never smell. The wideness of pussy is different from its cleanliness and the case of former will be made on a later or judgment day lols.


For a man to be easy, it’s relatively easier, just shave your armpit and downside regularly, use a roll-on even if you can’t afford a perfume and try to baff twice a day. For a woman it takes a little bit more and they have to learn it.

You Nailed It.

Me Personally as A Man, I usually take my bath at least THRICE a day whether I go to work or I'm at home.

First In the morning.

Second when I'm back from work or an Outing.

Third before I finally rest to bed.

But to my suprise, I have seen some matured ladies/guys who were dripping In sweat during daytime. They will still go on to sleep like that at night. Yucks.

Leave our ladies alone oOo

Urheadmaster:
Lies


One time I hooked up with a very beautiful lady working in a bank.

By her appearance, you'll never suspect she has smelly pussy.

After one round with her, I couldn't go further because of the way her pussy smells.

True.

I have experienced this too. Nigeria's Weather Is very HOT. Many among these ladies will put on pants and still wear tight on It.

Lastly some of them don't take their bath at night before going to bed.

Its mostly hygiene Issues. This Is very common among many men too. The grace men have Is that they don't have "An Open Hole" In their body.

70% among Nigerian Ladies/Women have smelly pvssy. Most especially the ones In Lagos.

It's getting More Clearer and Clearer day by day. We'll surely get there..

It Is very obvious these one never tasted poverty and they will never know or experience what poverty means. Nice.

CoronaVirusRelo:
You are healthy and that’s why you cherish success.

Trust me, their is nothing as valuable as health!

This Is extremely deep.

Only the Wise Ones will understand.

Lack of Attention and Genuine feelings from the Male Gender will make most of these bitches run m**d truly.

So someone had to open a new account to In order to hype her starved self lol. Still went on to comment first with her other handle lol.l

I'll complete this when I'm through In the Kitchen.

Sanmel:
That's it.. You can't be with the child at all times..
I've seen countless cases of teenagers brought in to the hospital from their respective schools on account of improperly done abortion leading to sepsis meanwhile the parents are thinking their daughters are still virgins..
I remember how one was pleading with a doctor not to tell her parents and the doctor also a pastor insisted that the father needs to sign the consent form since she's under aged..
It was an emotional scene that day after the man signed, came out of the doctor's room teary, went to her daughter and gave her 2 resounding slaps and then told the doctor to go ahead with the evacuation of the retained product of conception.

Oh your last paragraph though. It got me emotional.

But why would the Father Slap her In that condition. That's gross, What's happened has happened and a process Is on the way already.

At least he should have waited for her to heal. Parenting Isn't an easy Job.

I pity those useless Ignorant small boys wey their prick Just dey start to shack them..

Richy4:
I believe you are an adult and have the right to think the way you like ...
But have you considered the fact that you may have grown up and were being scrutinized in things that u do which resulted to having the mindset that it's norm to waste food and drinks to avoid being seen as a poor man?...

What if you are rich and whoever that is gonna scrutinize you is equally rich like you.... He sets a table before you and you do justice to the meals,... In your opinion, is that still sign of poverty eating the food that u can afford any time any day?

Chief, What I want you to know Is Our personalities differs.

Most educated and modern rich people I have met always act accordingly and are very careful with their activities. It's not like they are forming or something.

It's a thing of mastery.

Jun10r:
I dont have a pc or any compatible phone and i dont have sub am dying lord do your will

Welcome to Nigeria.

This sums It up lol.

A lot of Computer Science Students who doesn't have Gadgets and doesn't even know how to operate them

A lot of Mechanical Engineering Students who doesn't have Set of Spanners and doesn't even now how to use them

I'm grateful to the powers that be upon the universe.

Human Creation Is not mandatory.

I don't usually finish my drink or food when I visit people. Even at home I don't.

The person up there who said It's a sign of poverty Is right. Your Host are watching you.Most wealthy/rich people are very sensitive.

This kind of Issues are very common In Lagos.

The likes of Mushin, Ojuelegba, Lagos Island, Shomolu, Oshodi, Bariga et all.

Besides what's your Qualification? Skills? Job Experience?

dazzlingd:
You can go ahead and dip your head inside cow dung over my story. Thks to nairaland, street boys can open their mouth to claim what they are not. I bet you think I was referring to one hungry girl that wear wig on head looking for one local champion to foot her bills.
When I mentioned an event, your lowly self must have assumed is one wedding or local birthday party where u meet your class of hungry girls u can impress with your toyota Corolla, jeans and iphone.
Most of you talk out of emotions that’s why you don’t have sense. You don’t have the full context of the story, you don’t know when it happened or where, you don’t even know who the girl could be. You just assumed and fill the rest of a story with the village illogical mindset you have. Oponu son of a donkey

Lol I didn't bother to read your well deserved agony and Sifia Pains

My Verdict stands, You are a Bonafide SIMP and Aridin omo Inu Igo

E pain am, Best Mumu of the Century

Enjoy your Humiliation and Sifia Pains Mugun

Bye

MufasaLion:
It's not a silly excuse, it's a wise advise! Love doesn't equate sense.

Why would you be financially mot buoyant but go ahead to marry a lady from a struggling home all because of love? You can never meet their demands!

This your ideology is the reason many men will forever be unsuccessful, unaccomplished, kids not getting best of education. Their wives will still end up cheating and leave!

Why stressing yourself on a gullible minded being.

Someone's username states "Matrix..Reloaded" and you are engaging such gullibility.

MufasaLion:
As a man that's not wealthy, it's wrong to marry from a poor family.

Gospel Truth.

This Factor here Is what kills most nigerian men and It's still killing them up till date.

Op don't stress yourself.

It's very common In Nigeria. It's a societal defect.

Jeon:
I really pity those girls that are after those useless, ritual, and promiscuous Nigerian men.

I'm not sure you will ever get healed..

Jeweltz:
I pity women that still put their trust in Nigerian men. Most of them are time waster, terrible liars and heartbreakers. That's where they are good at

You are In Sifia Pains

Blessedmercy8:
Share husband as Xmas gift for them now.

The truth is, men don't know what they want and true like you said, the lack of availability of jobs is also a major factor preventing the average Nigerian from getting married.

As for the single ladies, please don't show a man ( or the whole world) you're desperate for marriage as this can send him away. Just be yourself. What will be, will be.

I have never been to Shiloh and will never go there especially if it's for husband matter. I believe when the time is right, every single will get married ( that is if they are willing). No need to cry yourself to stupor because it doesn't bring the husband anyways. Rather it will make you age faster. I don't let it bother me even when people rub it in my face, reason I'm aging backwards.

This is not something one can make or force to happen if it's not yet time except you wanna go fetish about it which has its repercussions. So, I'll advise you live your best life. Make the best of your singlehood while it lasts and keep looking young.

Life is meant to be enjoyed, married or not. Don't limit yourself because you have not conformed to society s standard of "completeness" and "happiness." You will wreck.

Once the Artificial Womb Is ready.

All these nonsense emotional blackmail will come to and end for Woke and Focused Men.

A Welcome development.

Time to make huge money.

Cheeers..

dazzlingd:
I met this babe at an event, babe is cute and all. The vibes was good and we exchanged contact. I got home and chatted her telling her it was nice meeting her, she didn’t respond. I called her the next day, she didn’t pick up. I noticed she read message, she saw my missed call and she didn’t respond to me. Wtf, does she expect me to keep calling her like 10 times and sending random messages before she responds. I did the needful by deleting her call log and the chat and deleted her number so I’d have no reason to ever make the mistake of chatting her.

Fast forward to one month later, we met again in another event, I didn’t even recognize her like that again because ladies change a lot with different hairstyles and make up. I was with this group of friends and I noticed she kept looking at my direction, later she came close to where I was and was chatting with someone close to me, then I knew she was the same lady, I greeted her and asked if she was Victoria (fake name) she said yes and she saw my message about a month ago. It was cool and told her I lost her contact. We exchanged contact again and after getting home, I thought she would have had sense. I messaged her again and called, she ignored. Then I deleted her number again. After 2 weeks, she chatted me that she wanted to check up, I didn’t even have her number anymore so it took me time to figure out she was the one. I saved the number a 3rd time and thought she had finally had sense. Then I responded to her chat, she ignored, called her again, she ignored again even when she was obviously online. This time I deleted her number for the 3rd time and blocked her number to ensure she will never reach me again. I don’t have time for a hide and seek game like a psycho

You are a bonafide SIMP.

I usually ask average people out once and that's It.

But for the higher classes, I can do that twice and that's It.

You seems to have scarcity mindset and you are not Valuable enough.

ogbonti:
naija man - life is not always about cash cash cash but comfortable living - easy access to basic necessities and knowing that u can get justice as an ordinary man if not 100% of the time but at least 75% of the time

if anything we learnt during the pandemic

we saw Nigerian politicians leaders and even traditional rulers so called royal fathers hoarding palliatives meant for the people to survive on during the lockdown and many useless politicians started making excuses that they wanted to share it during their birthday

that doesn’t happen in the Uinfaxr citizens and residents where paid to stay at home just to be able to feed and take care of their basic need s

a country where even if i are poor and without medical insurance no hospital will deny u treatment - yea they may put that as a debt on your credit report but by law they will have to save your life first

will u get that same privilege in Nigeria?

so everything is not just about cash cash my brother - quality of life matters

Thank you for outlining these Vital points. I'm too tired to be explaining these things to Nigeria Urchins. It Is the reason why I Ignored one of them up there.

For example, I have been running my generator for at least 14hours a day since last week. They switched off the power since last weekend.

Thank goodness I am operating a prepaid. If not those Idiots would still go on and bring me an outrageous bill by month end.

The Kind of suffering Nigerians are suffering should be a full case study. Most of them are suffering without them knowing.

dgbaba:
Coming from someone who possibly just finished charging his phone with a generator, just drove through a pothole to access his street, has no running water in his house or workplace, has no access to a good, up to date hospital and is probably using a piece of paper to fan himself right now. Stupidity indeed, the joke is on you.

How come I didn't see this earlier.

You are a full time badass savage.

Nigeria sufferings na your Mate..

PoliteActivist:
I was referencing a typical Nigerian, which obviously you are not.
A typical Nigerian who suddenly comes into $40k will immediately become "big boy", buy better car, get better place with better furnishings, expensive funerals/weddings, upgrade their profile in society which comes with bigger exoenses, be show-off generous to relatives and friends, etc.
Before long the money will be gone and they'd be back exactly where they were.

Lol You have said It all.

How come you arranged this so well. You seems to have had first hand experience of the Trenches In shiiithole.

Very empty brain zombies.

Arguing with most of you whom have never leave the shores of your Red Mud Huts which you call Houses would be a stain on my personality and waste of my precious time.

You Zombies should keep on enjoying your poverty Infested Hellhole. Bye.