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AirborneLacer: You are married?

Oh yes... I was e-married now I'm e-divorced.. April is my e-daughter and Harlos my e-son... its a long story... hehehehehe

Caseless: na'am, sweety!
Who da blessed ar u?

Br3nd4

neighy: JBLUV55... Boss Abeg mak we work APRIL07 employment papers abeg ... She'll surely improve working spirit

Yeah! I'm sure she would

ambyzown: *Almost chokes on his drink upon hearing this*
But..... Ehm..... Ma'am, that's actually a Quattroporte u're driving

SmellMyFart: hehehehe. This cracked my ribs . *checks to see what i'm leaning on. it's a golf 1998 model.*
With all due respect pretty this isn't porsche. It's an outdated kinda vehicle. Seems you've dreamt about owning a porsche. Worry/dream no more for the realist is here
*adjusts my tie*

See them...

Oh that's right.., they've never seen a Porsche so they wouldn't know what it looks like if they saw one... oh welll..

AirborneLacer: Sweet? Same mouth that've actually landed me in couple of troubles

So why the name April when we're doing September?

April is my first daughter's name and she'll be a wonderful footballer like CR7 becos while in the womb she kicked too hard..

Caseless: DE_GONG

Caseless!!!!!

neighy: if i dint knw well i'l say dey are dry cleaners but... Oct 2nd wld make it the 3rd month i'v been on your page...

You pipu should stop making my head swell oooo *runs outta thread*

SmellMyFart: Not a dry cleaner. Was driving by with my buggati and suddenly glimpsed at this bar. Its view was inviting so I decided to give it a shot tonight.

I can ride you home (with my buggati)

I own 2 ferraris and a Bentley... :-B

oh.. excuse me, you're leaning on my Porsche,, I wanna drive out

AirborneLacer: C'mon don't do this to me.

I'm enjoying the view, why would you wanna cover the pretty face?

You ain't a sadist, are you?

Hehehehehe... see ya sweet mouth

woky:

hope u had a nice day...

Yes ah did..
Hope u did too..

Thanks Jb

SmellMyFart: . Oh my goodness! Honestly didn't see your username before typing that .
Trully Nature has played a vital role in my search for my "missing rib". Are we destined?

Lol. No we're not.. trust me I know

woky: In a whisper... I jst dy come bak frm that beb (April07) profile.. She make sense o.. I spend like 8minutes, 33seconds veiwing her pix **

SmellMyFart: you spent 8min33sec and you're talking. BTW, I'm still on her profile page. Will get back to you

These two

Are you pipu dry cleaners ? cos you wash sooooo well

AirborneLacer: Speaking of retentive memory, I hope after tonite, you'd remember this dude for paying for your drink

And I just have to ask, do you stay up this amazingly pretty always?

Oh no *covers face shyly*

Ofcos I'll remember you

woky: something good happened to me on 'April07' 1995

I hope sooo ooo

SmellMyFart: Anyone care to know my date of birth?

I was born on "April07" . A beautiful lady day

Awwww... *blushing in ten shades*

AirborneLacer: You're welcome dear.

I'm doing good, and thanks for asking.

You know I was hoping to interract with you more on the other thread. Get to know how often you get those ish and how you get to manage 'em on your own, but it's ok, we'd get that chance someother time.

In the meantime, let's buy for ourselves some Friday fun

Bluv we need you over here, come have our orders please.

Yeah.. We should.. its been a big challenge.. thank God for retentive memory tho..

Thanks again.

Jbluv swiery I hope you're doing great.. I'll have the usual dear.. thanks

AirborneLacer: Howdy today?

Fine thanks... how are u?

And thanks for ur priceless advice on the other thread..

Nigeria is a country blessed with soooo many ethnic groups and they do differ in soooo many ways.
Amongst these ethnic groups are the Yorubas, Efiks.......okay we know all this
So here are some common misconceptions about Nigerians by Nigerians... Yup within us..

1. Every Calabar person eats dog meat
Oh well.... Dog meat really is a specialty in Calabar but C'mon not everyone would eat their pet..

2. In TIV land, men show they value their friends by offering them their wives as kola when they come visiting
Yup! It was practised in TIV land oh so long ago.. But in this generation I guess not..

3. Only Northerners and Westerners have Tribal Marks
Nah... In the south, tribal marks are common.. I think the story behind most is "Casting out Ogbanje" I no know ooo..

4. Every Ogoni person is a descendant of Ken Saro Wiwa
We wish.... Trust me I know... Every time I say.. "I'm Ogoni" someone goes "Oh!!!! Saro Wiwa's Sister" Really tho??
Most people don't even know where Ogoni is... Na for Rivers state ooo.

5. Everyone with the same surname is related
Okay... That someones surname is Same as another doesn't mean they are related.. They might even be from different tribes. I've heard when gossip goes as "So the boy surname na Adeyemi? No wonder e get work for here becos oga na him broda" Oga's surname is Adeyemi.. Smh

6. Everybody is from the most popular town in their state
So every one from Delta state is a Warri sombori... No ooo.. Or that every Cross Riverian is a Calabar person... Or that every Rivers pikin na Ikwerre? No ooo... There are other LGA's too..

Well that's all I can remember for now... You can add yours..

Hey there beyooriful peoplee..

neighy: l0l how was ur nyt?

It was fine hun.. Not as fine as u tho

How was urs?


[size=pt15][b]Good morning guys and girls.. Hope y'all didn't wake up with a hangover [/size]

LogoDWhiz: When u say d words are dancing, in what sense please?

I am trying to understand d prob so as to check if it relates with mine, but it doesnt seem so.

More description about d prob will help, for advice

Okay..

When I'm reading (intensive reading) at some point the letters just get messed up like "If becomes It" then if I force myself to read further I start seeing words as in the mirror.. everything gets mixed up and I can't comprehend what I'm looking at. I Often spend a lot of time staring at one word, get a headache and go to sleep.
Other times it just gets blurry.

iceberylin: ŤÁÚĞĤŤ ŴĔ ĤĔÁĎĨŃĞ ßÁČĶ ŤŐ MŶ ÁPÁŔŤMĔŃŤ

Not tonight bae..

Suley316: T babe your man is not serious, let me do the honor.... The car key is insude th iphone 6 cartoon which is under the samsung tablet which are in the custom made versace diamond encrusted hand bag in the back seat of the enzo

I refuse to be tempted!

I love my boo

marieolae: *waves* make sure u call me when u get home

Yes miss Marie

Keep my boo company when I'm gone.. thenk u... don't men shun

iceberylin: ÁŃŶŤĤĨŃĞ ŦŐŔ Ú ĹŐVĔ



Ĩ'ĹĹŚĹÁŶ ŤĔŃ ĎŔÁĞŐŃŚ ŦŐŔ Ú...

Awwww... #melts#

Thanks boo boo.
Good night Shugar.

Tovot: Thief geh! Brenda you have insect eye. Abi jbluv55?

Hehehehehe... shey u were beefin me before... see ya big small head

[size=15pt]Good night guys and girls.. it was pure fun hanging out with y'all

Jbluv! this is cool [/size]

iceberylin: ĤĔŔĔ'Ś ÚŔ bentley

See this guy... I want a Ferrari! turquoise blue colored one..

KelvinGraphics:

You left me out in the cold.. who does that?

iceberylin: ŤĤÁŤ ŐŃĔ ŃÁ ŚMÁĹĹ ŤĤĨŃĞ ĴŐŐŔ...Ĩ ŤÁÚĞĤŤ Ú ŴŐÚĹĎ PŔĔŦĔŔ Á ßĔŃŤĹĔŶ
ĨŤŚ PÁČĶĔĎ ŐÚŤŚĨĎĔ ÁĹŔĔÁĎŶ







ßÚŤ ŴĨŦĔŶ ĤÁVĔŃŤ Ú ĹĨŚŤĔŃĔĎ ŤŐ ŐŃĔ ŃÁĨŔÁ ßŶ Waje Ń MĨ

Baby I no be Waje Oo.

Jbluv55: Here you go

https://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/4j/Cosmopolitan-001-de1.jpg

You're so sweet..

Tovot: Well I didnt miss you. Stop bribing me with 'i miss you' and I am not sending you any msg on whatsapp either. My phone fell inside grinded pepper where I was gisting with mu sisters. so the phone has retired.
sharrap! Blender gel.

Hehehehe... see wet in amebo dey cause??