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Jbluv55: Sorry dear.

I believe you've been given a chair now . What shall I serve you?

Go jor.. I've met a fine boy *winks at Dayjhihannon01*

Dayjhihannon01: sorry.. The task is a bit much. Pls come to this corner.. And let me get ur order..

Thenk u fine boy.. *slaps his behind*

Xtarxhyne: hian! v gt a bad voice

No u don't... C'mon now... don't be shy

nwaobitex: 5. A Nebraska church exploded in 1950. The 15 people who were supposed to be there for choir practice were ALL late and were miraculously saved.

lonelydora: God in action

Na lie... na them put the bomb

That's how Jbluv did not gimme chair and drink.. issorait

KelvinGraphics: Facially or otherwise?

All the wises... alllll

Xtarxhyne: Twerks in
Adjusts my bikini



yo!yo!yo!!!!

Wen kelvin was born
he has a tiny d!k bt nw
I call him Dickson


Rap:

Happy birthday kelv
CEO woman wrapper
I knw say u no dey tiiire
wit ur round head lyka tyre
ull alws b strong lyka soldier



Chorus


Happy happy birthday
dt s all I can say
I wish u many many Happy returns






Is kelvingraphics here? oh yes!
is cdamsel here? oh yes!
is jbluv55 here?oh yes!
is davep here? oh yes!
is naijaboiy n marieolae here? oh yeah!
is Harlos,tosluv12? oh yeah!
is dygeasy here? oh no!
is leetunechi here?
is Beenkumar here?
is dechandel here?
is frankysnow here?
is chibkwe here?
is ggrin here?
is miztola?
ksslib here?
Beey here?
April07 here?
Frankben here ?
claireshan here??
charijee n jefferyjames here?
Seun here




OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Happy happy birthday
ds all I can say
I wish u many many happy returns




Do shakara
all ur enemies go fall yakata
don't finish d akara

You should totally do a voice note of this.. so cool..

KelvinGraphics: Lolz... I hope U will be among d wives abi

If you're a fine boy..

Happy Birthday KelvinGraphics wish plenty wives and children's

All the best..


Jbluv.. howdy?

luxanne: Am right here darling awayu?

I'm fine ma'am

Miss you loads

Hey Xcapist..
I've looked at the symptoms of dyslexia.. most of it I can identify with.. Thanks.


The dude who's asking if I can spell my name.. well if that was a joke then its a really lame one... yeah.

Hey y'all... how was ur day??

TeamSimple: Can you write?

Apparently...

Whats your point?

Senior brothers are over protective..
I and my kid sis are best of friends so I'm sure if I had a big sis it woulda been awesome..

Still greatful for my big head bro tho..

OMG! This is unbelievable..

White rice with milk + sugar and Sweet potatoes... heavenly.

penquin: pls Nls i want someone to pescribe a Korean movie for me

note: i don't want love stories i want action/tech films like a man called God and pls include the no of season they all have so that ll get all them at once Thanks

Go watch Bridal Mask season 1-4
Iris 1-3

Yeah... Styl Plus still remains my fav naija R n B singers.. Had a mad crush on Zeal..

They should totally make a comeback..

Any woman who feels that way while breastfeeding her baby has no business being a mother..

I believe a woman should be filled with love for a baby at her bosoms...

Wealthyegg: Breathless.... Shayne ward

Your Username na die.. Wealthy egg

kenex4ever: But still fresh. Must we all listen to wizkid, davido, and justin B dat r so recent?

Yes we must..

Jbluv55: Aaaawww!!!! Sorry na Bren. You know I couldn't possibly forget you .

*hugs*

Oya come and sit down first na and lemme serve you something

Sure? *hugs back*

How do you do hun?

I'll have a glass of Cosmo pls

Truckpusher: I Just drop my old hommies ,now i'm back home.........Thank God the road was clear out there.
no traffic flafla....

go sleep

You can invent words for Africa..
Which one na Flafla again, abeg? Lmao

I dey wait for u to sleep first..

Jbluv55: BrenBren . Awayu dear? Tis been a while o. We've all missed ya .

Have we? Jbluv does not love me anymore

harlos: April07 is here jbluv55

I have arrived..

Jbluuuuvvv!!!

true45: I just had to compliment your beauty

OMG! Now I'm shy Thanks kind sir

Truckpusher: Lmao

You're just a handful.

I tot I was a truckful.

Are u back from 'church' with mum n dad?

harlos: Yes o, infact I'm stronger now more than samson sef.
I'm always happy

how is school?

That's nice... good to hear..

School is fine.. na small small..

What of the othr members of this our family.. Luxanne, Obino, Jbluv, Lalaboy, Tovot, et al.. do they still come around??

Silkmoth33: In other words make I park one for ur backyard.

You're soooo smart.

Truckpusher: She'll never change.......smh

Just the way you like me

harlos: Maami its all thanks to daddy for taking good care of you

Abi oooo... lol..

I hope you're fine Harlos... and happy

Silkmoth33: yeh! She garrit she garrit. @orezI.

I don't own a Ferrari..