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He's the former head of Interpol in Nigeria. Nice one,saw dis coming

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donjuviam:
happy married life ( tears drop)

busy cooking my banga soup


#so I made FTC!!!!
where is my book of record
today will be recorded

I dedicate this to all my hatterz

press the play button

oya jijo owo epo

U get starch?

PentiumPro:
This goat I'm sure can't find his way around lagos

See ram dey call person goat. Y can't u people leave GEJ alone? What else do you want from him?

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hardywaltz:
Kinda sick & tired of all these Ijaw this and Ijaw that...

Ijaws please get the following message into ur skull:

1) Politics is not Child's play

2) Politics is and will always be a game of numbers

3) Stop deluding urselves that u are the 4th largest tribe coz ur guys are minority in almost all the states except Bayelsa State with a population less than 1 million (not even up to Obio/Akpor).

What is dis fool talking about? From Rivers state to Arugbo in Ondo state the Ijaws are scattered all over the waterways in Nigeria. The Ijaws is indeed the fourth largest ethnic group in Nigeria,if e pain u can go and die.

K

Raxxye:
A hero, according to Wikipedia, is

"a character or person, who, in the face of danger and
adversity or from a position of weakness, displays
courage or self-sacrifice"

Another source defines it thus:

"a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic
qualities or has performed a heroic act and is
regarded as a model or ideal"

Unless Ezekwesili has a different definition of a hero different from the above, then I beg to disagree with her.

For promising to conduct a free and fair election without interfering in the process, and keeping his words: that makes him a hero

Think for a second what would have become of last Saturday's election had the president lost his calm after the card reader failed to capture him and kept him waiting in the sun for over thirty minutes, moreso when his party had advised against the use of the card reader. Had he stormed out of that polling booth, that would have been the end of election that day, and the consequences could only have been imagined. For maintaining his cool in the face of that, he is a hero

For calling GMB and congratulating him(something GMB never did in 2011 and can never do), and thereby averting "goons and baboons" being soaked in blood, he is a hero
For telling his party not to bother contesting the outcome of the election in court to avoid distracting the incoming president, he is a hero

Hate him as much as you choose to do, Mrs Ezekwesili, you cannot take this glorious moment from him. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has set a standard for democracy, not only in Nigeria, but also in Africa. The man is our national hero!

You've said it all. Good one

In

UrennaNkoli:
Urhobo Gbagbako wants to start nonsense in the Niger Delta. They are flies compared to boko haram. We'll wipe them out in seconds using bullets made from tissue paper.

Just make sure you turn a new leaf on or before may 29 because the administration that awaits you won't be smiling at all. You can ask the animals you are copying and imitating from the north, they'll explain better.

Have u ever held a fully loaded AK47 before? I just laugh when u all talk about war,killing dis and shooting dat. Ask any soldier u know what it feels like to point a gun at a person and squeeze the trigger.

Bevista:
If the elections were fair and open in the SS, you would have seen the General muzzle up 15-30% of votes, else why were there wild jubilations in Uyo & PH after GMB was declared winner, in spite of the so called 96% GEJ vote. That is how much we ALL wanted Change - across board.

You guys do not want to test the resolve of the collective will of the Nigerian people. Your brother is in a better position to explain that to you guys. Respect yourselves!

What rubbish are you spewing? Leave the Ijaws to sort themselves

Idrismusty97:
I was waiting for a Niger deltan to quote me not a flat head Ijaw. Swerve! Who takes you people serious any way.

What is even wrong with u people? We conceded defeat,what more do u guys want from us? "Only a fool dat has not seen battle,will fan d flames of war" #wahalakpofa

Story for d gods,GEJ will be declared winner tonight. Quote me anywhere

lisimmo:
Chicken CHANGE.






Kano pays the bills.






Our change covers Ekiti, Fct, Nasarawa.









After that my change still remains 100k votes










I use 10k to buy beer












I send barcanistar, severussnape, tit to school with 70k













I dash Mama pesh the balance.












Make OPC watch over this land space for me

All you APC psycophants are in for a rude awakening... Jega's about to announce the shocker....President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be declared winner shortly

Are you for real?

kunlej2:
that was when the contractor was trying to fix expansion joint. ask your structural or civil engineer friends of family member

U re very correct,that's an expansion joint or spring in lay man's term. When 3rd mainland bridge was renovated,that was exactly what the contractors worked on. Cos it acts more like a shock absorber for all the loads on the bridge.

Nice one Mr.President

NL enough of this bickering,accusations and counter accusations. March 24 is not far again,let's wait for the court to decide.

The bug

Ffk ur bad mouth too much

Segeggs:
what goof? If not that our reasoning as nigerians has been so bastardized by our corrupt leaders that we can't see how the president's visit is connected to the robbery(not saying he perpetrated it).

Robbers of such calibre do not operate without solid information. How well do you think they can operate when they get info from the police themselves about how majority of their men will be at alert concerning the president's visit? Maybe these robbers have been studying the trend of mr president's visit and must have noticed how concentrated on him the nigeria police are whenever he visits any state, a thing they took advantage of.

It's just so sad that here in nigeria, we ignore little signs that might lead to the solving of big cases.

Illiterates everywhere.

What is this one saying? Security has always been porous within the lagos metropolis,also the robbers came by boat and escaped the same way they came. The question is this the first time a bank has been robbed and policemen killed in lagos? Fashola should tender an unreserved apology to the president fo his callous statement.

@op So far she still keeps in touch with the guy,plz leave her before you die untimely death. Just a warning from a bro that has been down that road before.

See as u hot,how ur boyfriend papa nor go hit on you?

dallyemmy:
na Ijaw people dey Egwa

Meaning?

Bluetooth2:
Hediot

Who be dis?

See as dem be like space frog meanwhile FTC,did is history in d making. I like to dedicate dis to GEJ,my family and Etisalat. Signs of good things to come and a befitting birthday present to my son. Wahala kpo fa

baba don start again

BRF nobody is stopping you from providing power for lagos state,you've been governor for almost 8yrs and nothing has been done. The entire lagos island is engulfed in darkness,yet you come to the tabloids and tell us you can provide steady power in 8months. What have you been doing with the federal allocation you've been receiving since?

A sniper

Happy birthday sir

ALKARULEZZ:
I gallant. How marras?

I gentle o, na still on still o....

ALKARULEZZ:
Pesin Dad

Area hw far?

May the best man win...

cool

A befitting response from AIT. Over now to the Jagaban to do the needful.

HBD to the monkey's uncle