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WhatCanIsay:
In all honesty I find this too unbelievable to take serious. I just checked my calendar, we are in September, today ain't 1st of April.

Which one is penal code of Northern Nigeria?? Please someone tell me that it's a serious joke, that both Malami and Gazzette are just pulling our legs.

I have no further comment. It's not the truth.

Pull your head out of your arse

stabilizer:
At this point in time, it's not bad to say Hausas are wiser and smarter that my stupid mother

I just don't understand why killing your own people and some set of miscreants still support them. Nigeria needs to break up because of MY MOTHER. She is an animal

Fixed

GOFRONT:
Hmmm....Set awon James Nwafor..

Sars officer James Nwafor of Awkuzu comes to mind........

This man here must have worked with our very own wicked office James Nwafor or could he be related to James Nwafor??.......these are the doings of James Nwafor..

His name is Couzin......maybe he is a cousin to James Nwafor...

Tribalists should stay off this thread

This is UK matter but your stupidity won't stay hidden

stabilizer:
At this point in time, it's not bad to say Hausas are wiser and smarter that my stupid parents.

I just don't understand why killing your own people and some set of miscreants still support them. Nigeria needs to break up because of my parents. They are animals


I think APC is paying the unknown gunmen to kill their people. Why defection to APC at this time of heat when everyone thinks the most deadly group in the region is against APC.

MY PARENTS ARE STUPID

Fixed, there you go

OJEEMAH:
Abeg, na who swear for Ex Man U players with criticism?? If Scholes is not ranting, Ferdinand will be blabbing or Neville who was fired as Valencia manager in less than 6months will be justifying rubbish on sky sports. The rate at which they criticize serving players and coaches, one would think they won the world cup.
My point is, why is it peculiar to those that played for Man U especially the so called English guys?

I have never seen Terry, Lampard, Gerard, Joe Cole, Ashley Cole and Tony Adams doing such and even if they have, not as frequent as these ex man u guys.

Are they the only guys that played football? Madrid, Barcelona, AC Milan & Bayern get legends too nau!

Nice observation, so true

seunmsg:
The picture of the dead man and the attached message concerning Anambra election is enough proof to any discerning mind.

What kind of close-mindedness is this reasoning....

If you were a detective this is how you will draw conclusion and write your reports?

seunmsg:
Some people will still argue that the killing was done by herdsmen and not Ipob.

Unless you have proof that it's ipob, bring it forward

[quote author= post=106294664]More[/quote]More nonsense from you

PrinceOfLagos:
If that will bring back sanity in the region, then it's welcomed even though the move look suspicious

Shouldn't there be a SOE In borno state too?
What say you?

TroubleMaker47:
For DSS to come out public to deny this, then there has to be an element of truth in it

Lol,

Omo, buhari matter don reach pope ear
Ok oo

so a VC cant get a hotel room, he has to go visit at her hostel?
hmmmm

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

the mother is on the lookout for you
she dey vex, be careful



you could give it a baby mice too make e flex

paulolee:
for just a win against a poor out of form Tottenham? maybe its bcoz the game is a derby n dey never expected such superb performance from gunners..
if arsenal fans are this happy for winning Tottenham, wetin city fans go kum do to g.Jesus car?? absolutely nothing bcox dey are soo used to winning..

its a london derby, thats the standard world wide
bragging rights et al...

obviously you know nothing about north london rivalry between both clubs

CrystalSpark:
This question has always been on my mind and just now I’m reading, again, that the daughter of President Buhari went to the UK to study Photography.

Not just her! There’s a noticeable trend even in Naija; a kid from a very wealthy home may go to a university to study music, or catering, or something that isn’t “popular and mainstream”.

The rest of us from not so rich homes will kill ourselves with mechanical, chemical, petro-chemical, electromagnetic engineering

Where is the stats to back this claim?

Ngige just attended his daughters graduation as a Doctor....

Show us your data please

PENISgod:
Hello guys....so I am currently 20 years of age..I just passed the just concluded jamb and I am wanting to study computer science in either a polytechnic or university then after that, join the military through S.S.C ..I have few questions I would love to ask anyone who has gone through similar experience or knows a thing or two...



Note- please nobody should come here and start telling me to finish one first as I am only trying to plan ahead... thanks..



1) should I go for a university degree ( with strike and possible extra years put into consideration) or a polytechnic for H.N.D?



2) is there a limit to the rank I can achieve for going through S.S.C ( because I've heard something like that) and how long would it take to rise to that rank if there's any?


I really need as much advice as possible,my future is at stake. Please help me..

Look at him and his insolence
You never enter you dey cap anyhow already

Wow, just like in the movie, "Mumbai saga"

Charmingrascal:
They are still planning to do the same thing come 2023 just to make sure that the North retains the Presidential seat.

That is when it will dawn on some Southerners that are not wise yet

I dey tell you
True yarn

Speaktruth88:
So Ararume being made Chairman of NNPC board I haven’t seen posted anywhere. That one no be appointment? Una strange o

What concerns nnpc with FCC parastatal
Did you read to understand at all....
In that commission since days of abacha, the chairman and secretary can not be from one region.

How can you not understand this?

You are the strange one

saphiere:
I've been a victim.
Exactly. Mine hid the camera. I was at his mercy for years. But God who knew my heart turned things around for me.
Long story my dear. He made me do some unthinkable things to prevent him leaking the video. I was really at his mercies.

I have a very long bitter story to tell my children.

Tell them to flee premarital sex, it saves from the kind of embarrassing situation you found yourself

Na these people get this week

she don jam mad person like herself

they will soon tear gas them

GreaterFuture:
Crazy.
But cardboards, are they a Special Kind of Cardboards

yup, some wear children shinpads, it give most freedom when running according to some players

fasho01:
He shouldn't have done that as a professional

many of them dont wear it...
toni kross hardly wears and when he does its light material not up to shin sef, same for Arsenals smith rowe

alexander hleb didnt wear on most occasions, jack grealish too wears tiny guards not enough for protection

perhaps fifa will need to enforce it

Commentor:
Sahara Reporters.

What about them?

Decentdave:
Nigeria still carry this wickedness go abroad

Chai
Beware of Nigerians Abroad .if u see any Nigerian Abroad suspect before u greet

Nigerians are not the only ones into rituals o
Jamaicans, Haitians are known for such especially in foreign lands

Neduzze5:
This is the state of the SPAR PH Mall today being the 21st day of September 2021. The rain in Rivers State has been so much that all over the state, series of flood have taken over several parts of it.

Coming from the MTN/Oil Mill axis down to Nwajah roundabout and even up to Bank Road/Station Road, the entire area has been taken over by flood.

The videos attached are eyewitness videos of the state of the SPAR PH Mall today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZZoUwxsIMQ

Effects of blocked drainages

greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

You are prolly using expired tyres
Doing above speed limit
.and it's toyotas fault

ogaemma:
Cyprus is overseas but not ABROAD. Nigeria is far richer than some of the Eastern and Southern Countries in Europe.
Go to Apapa and illupeju in Lagos and see Cyprus men there hustling.

its not about richer but sanity, respect for rule of law, affordable and better healhtcare, improved security

which country with all her riches is poverty capital of the world?

Jim99:
Who no go, no know..

U.S, UK, Australia, Canada, Germany, New Zealand, Denmark, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, Switzerland, Finland, Austria, Sweden, Japan, Singapore and maybe France.

Anything outside these places, i no dey count am as country.

monaco and maybe france...
expantiate pls