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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
This people are funny...

Me that normally sends and use the word "sweet heart sugar and baby girl" for one of my married female friend and she even like it

Shebi am breaching the peace in thier marriage ...

We are in the 21 first century....not some ancient days

she tell you say she need money, you lock up abi

damn niggarr

Oduduwa707:
How come the boy no go any 9ja university? They loot Nigeria's resources to raise their kids abroad... While millions of average Nigerians languish in poverty and less qualitative education.

Afterall na Nigeria's resources she take sponsor am...

Yet, the majority of the gullible Nigerians are gonna still congratulate him.

Rubbish!

this is witch craft ooo

see how bitter you are

the mother didnt make it from nigeria government, her family was already made before she came into the nigeria political arena

buckeyemedia:
They have residential permits, ipobians cannot own property in the Federal Republic of Nigeria unless you have a residential permit, so automatically Biafrans will lose their properties, then have to come back with new proper verification from Abuja to make a claim on any stocks, bonds, properties etc. We know that it is people like you that have nothing no property anywhere in the world to call their own are the people imagining an illusion called Biafra?

you must be jehovah witness who wants to take over people property when they finally inherit the earth

lazy fool, keep waiting to take over property you when they are gone

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

your video will be the third we will see anytime soon

how u be crying as she finally dumps you

9jaBloke:
Same here man. Fear no-go even let you enter class wey I dey come beat person.

Gym, rugged, una no go hear. Until kasala bust

Na the pattern I use during NYSC, had to muscle up cos the students there own no good...

It worked for me

benuejosh:
No hate against Buhari and Nigeria will come to pass. Why hate on someone you can never attain his societal status.

While his brothers have put you in IDP camp and are in your ancestral land as you type

SmartPolician:
Uniformed people are some of the most hated people in the country right now and I hail the lady for taking that bold step to spend the rest of her life with an officer of the law. anyways, happy married life.

The main reason most women marry uniform men is for power/oppression..

tchaik:
Would have loved Jorginho to win it.

He had a terrific year.

Better than lewandowski?

Dropme:
Hello nairalanders,

Sorry for bringing such a Story here, but I just feel like getting advises and opinions.

I'm a young single father of one.

I have been the one taking care of my son since his mother left us for a worldly adventure since 4 months ago. But ever since I took over the baton to become the child keeper or nanny or whatever name u could call it, I have never noticed this child fart.

He uses the toilet every morning when he wakes up, but I don't know if he uses the toilet in school, but since last week he has been sent home from school because of fees, I noticed he doesn't use the toilet during those school hours, sometimes the whole day.

So, I kept pondering what could be happening, could it be normal, or maybe he farts and and I'm not aware but overreacting? But I remember his class mistress sometime last week complaining that he's looking malnutritious, and she was advising I get him multivitamins.
Though she complain also that I should try change his food from rice and meat to something else like plantain and egg and others but honestly I can't afford things like that for now.

So I ask, what could be the cause?
Is it truly malnutrition?
Or is it that I'm not always aware when he farts?
Or is there any medical explanation that could help, honestly I'm worried because something worse mustn't happen, I can't afford it.

Thanks

Mods please help with wider views, I need more opinions.

Daddy of the year

I know things are hard, but try to take him to a health centre at least if u can't afford a big hospital
Also fruits are good for him, as you can afford just try

May God strengthen you more, e no easy for man to look after pikin

WesternOligarch:
my old fool has learned his lesson.

your father don suffer

Super sub chambo

colestephan86:
But he doesn't have to, that's why he has the CBN governor , finance minister and the rest

Kaii bros

If he was giving an interview outside the country and questions are raised on the topic, he should stare blanks or refer the journalists to his CBN governor

Are you people normal at all?

endsarrrs:
Buhari governance is better than Jonathan governance

LOL
And your moniker is "endsars"

kolnel:
his story doesn't add up.

anyways I still wonder how pastor ogundipe that scammed one of his church members still have the gut to continue his fake pastoral work.
religion is a big scam

Add it up let's see your version

MangekyoAlt:
He beeped up by joining manure, and we're gonna see more of what happened yesterday.
I don't even know what Ronaldo was thinking when he returned back to EPL. Something tells me it's because messi moved. He wouldn't have moved had messi remained at FCB. just my assumption.

Meanwhile, the EPL is the "All eyes on you" league. If you play and live upto your hype, they will praise you. All the pundits would hype and high ball you.

But the moment you fail to live upto what is expected of you. Na then you go know how far. You'll see how toxic the English fans are.

Na on a weekly basis you go dey see news like "carragher blast Ronaldo" "HE only cares about goals - Micah slams Ronaldo"
"HE doesn't press enough"
"He's the problem of the team"

In juventus, he was the problem there. But no one talked about it.
But now that he's in England, they've noticed how he doesn't press hard like other strikers in the league and they've berated him for that.

He has even tried to excuse himself by saying he is already 36 years old, on sky'sports.

You're already 36 years old and you still decided to go to a very high intensity league?

That's just an excuse. Ronaldo should face whatever criticism is ditched at to him. He brought it upon himself. Mr new challenge

Even with the new challenge, it will still end like at Juventus

Ladumaa:
In my opinion, it depends on what the couple has agreed to - and couples definitely need to discuss their boundaries upfront - before there are questions like this.

this is glamorising it

call a spade a spade, not agricultural tool

house10s:
There's a different bro.

sex is sex
sex chat isn't sex

you can have a sex chat without thinking and visualizing the other person in the act?
its cheating all day long

[quote author=OyigboUpdate post=107043772]From the video this man is an Abia state man.
Now let me explain to you guys. Like we all know it is IPOB that always complain that fulani herdsmen are killing in the east. While we all know fulani herdsman are not in the east now to make it look like IPOB are saying the truth and ESN is working they sent their member who is from Abia state to do the killings in Mbaitoli LGA of Imo state Nigeria.
There is no killer herdsmen in Igbo land.

As posted by Ijelespeaks.






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deportee ikwerre abi edo man
why were you waffed from turkey?

Afriqan:
Meanwhile some tribalistic rats will sit down in their villages calling Yoruba men cowards... Yorubas have always been the ones to lead revolutions in Nigeria. From Fela Anikulapo Kuti to Falz and Macaroni during the Endsars that went viral...

while trying to blame tribalistic rats, you went full tribalistic

see how you played yourself...there was no need for this on the thread as it was going smoothly

RapistOnBail:
Ogbeni no Dey talk Wetin u no know Abeg.

Be like say u or your papa be policeman.

is this oyibo law applicable in nigeria?

DubaiLandLord1:
It seems the useless bitch you call a mom is on heat abi? No worry, I go bring my dog come Bleep the useless bitch.

I no go downgrade myself Bleep the useless LovePeddler.

i will do the job on your whorish mother and make sure you have a younger brother by me

DubaiLandLord1:
You're a very stupid and foolish p!g.

Your useless papa no see the comments before mine, but choose to only comments on mine

Even though I know Sabi your useless papa... You're free to keep on carrying my matter on your head like gala

P!g

that rancid wombed whorre you call mother dosent deserve your father,

DubaiLandLord1:
Who is this swine?

its your mothers consort

DubaiLandLord1:
Ibarapa is not close to the boarder.

Over 100 Igbos have been killed in about 4 months, properties have been destroyed in Igbo land, but nah Yoruba matter dey always give this OP headache

We go see where violence go erupt soon between the South West and South East

My money is on the South East though

Can't wait to see the kind of havoc that will be unleash in Igbo land during the 5 day sit at home

you don carry over your stupidity from the military thread

22o62021:
We bonded so well together, she is an NYSC member. She told me that she has a boyfriend but she has called off their relationship because the guy has beaten her twice. The first time , the guy did it in front of his mother to the extent that she lost a tooth. And spent days in the hospital

The second time the guy slapped her because she told him that he comes home late.
She said the guy is a serial cheat, she has caught him on different occasions.

They dated for 6 years. But the guy will not accept the break up. Their families knows each other.

I have her the love she deserved, pampered her so well. I told her that I know she will go back to the guy one day, she said nooo I can’t do that.

One week after I said that to her. The guy was calling and pleading. She stopped picking my calls. I stopped calling her.

I sent her a text to know what is going on. She said it’s not what I think.

I said fine. I deleted her numbers and move on.

This is to say that most girls are confused.
I think they prefer abusive men but on the internet They rebuke them.

tomorrow when she fix wedding date, she will come and ask nairaland wether to carry on or not

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

e be like the man hold too much money, na wetin make
pray you dont wake up dead

Geestarry:
Run!!

LOL
if she runs, the man will pursue, catch her and beat her some more

Whyem15:
The first picture discribes how ISWAP creates diversion so as to be able to move logistics elsewhere.
The second is how ISWAP is financed. The fish business. NAF needs to intensify attacks on fishermen in the lake Chad, many of them work for ISWAP.

If your peeps are fishermen in that axis will you really be saying this?

MangekyoAlt:
Ronaldo fit even regret coming back to manure.

Juventus were better than this, and he left them because they were now playing shit. Finishing in 4th in seria a and getting dismantled by Porto in the UCL.

But the way d guy dey now, he no go win EPL & UCL again till his retirement. Neither winning the highest goalscorer or the player of the season. Salah go murder am for for sure

He for just join man city for his own good

Even if he went to mancity, it will be to stat-pad
But as it stands, they don't need him