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Mr B, you know say I nor run leave you na. We were hanging out just yesterday. Abi are you the man in the 'Absent-minded man joke'?

My friends are never forgotten. Season's greetings.

Very nice and that cat is so cute.

Short and witty.

Any 'outsider' who went through this thread go think say Jackpot na one better person. Hehehe. . . Mtchew.

Madam ID and Madam Efe, I'm hollering!

Look closer. There are 8 faces.

Guess they were punk'd.

Hmmm. . .

Why the beefing?

But HONESTLY, what is this doing on the front page?!

Laugh my bottom on.

Actually liked the explanation on the last joke. Buh mincuu's right, don't explain your jokes.

My goodness, Bin. You actually opened all these 230 and counting threads in the Jokes' Section alone? I can only wonder what you posted in them. Chai!

troydbos: I nominate Bunmioguns

Hehehehe... I laugh in a coded language.

You spoke my mind, ghettodreamz.

Deny it, refuse to accept it, disbelieve it, cover it up with lies! But no matter what you do, no matter who you are or where you are, your heart tells you the truth. That God exists, He is real, He sent His Son, Jesus, to die for us all as a sacrifice. There is nothing more easier than accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, letting the HolySpirit dwell in you and connecting to God your Father.

All you need is Faith.

That is my testimony.

Following the story. . .

Weird.

Them probably don do them from that side.

Banda makes the list, so does Achebe. I do not think Iweala does. Just my 2 kobos.

BTW, whatever happened to those Ministers slashing down their remuneration to atleast half?

Pictures needed.

@ Shollypopz

Make-up is supposed to accentuate your beauty. ALL the time I've seen Tiwa, she seems to be hiding under her make-up. Hence, I asked if she was having low self-esteem issues.

She always has bad make-up on. I thought them artists usually have people who do their make-up?? It's either the eye-shadow casts a frightening, masquerading shadow on her face, or the pan-cake, abi concealer, is SO off! Is she suffering from low self esteem? Na by force to do make-up?? She would do fine WITHOUT it.

I guess she looks more like her dad?

I'm quoting someone: 'How does this thread affect the price of Garri??'

Happy Belated Birthday, Dani. May God always remember you even when every other person on the face of the earth doesn't. I think I hear an AMEN!

Lol at 'Dead men don't tell tales' and 'Twinkle, twinkle, little star'.

apocalypse: If there ever was a time the " General knowledge " was wrong , now would be it. The proper thing to do is to brush after every meal , not before but after , so if you chow four times in the day you are expected to brush four times.

That means investing in one of these tooth paste manufacturing companies would be good investment.

Abeg, someone let me know the leading manufacturer. It's urgent!

Since when? The general knowledge is sand-paper scrub your teeth with charcoal first thing in the morning and last thing before bed. So where did this come from?

What comes to mind is 'what would Jesus do?'. . . . if He had been presented with a jet as a gift.

It was not needed.

So He left them to their own reprobate minds....

Nairaland is no longer safe for kids! Aaaah! Campaign for Marijuana? In Nigeria ke?

Lol. But it can't be real. Can it?

[quote author=Ms.AfroZest]I think mine is more of a diseases. I don't eat egg,fried meat,turkey n Chicken. Don't eat boiled fish. I hate pineapple, paw paw,cucumber,pap,custard. I have serious heart burn when I eat Beans, so I try to avoid it. Can't eat salad with mayonnaise or salad cream. Infact the list is endless. Thinking about it now,My parents were really strong.[/quote]^Indeed.

For now, what I pick out is bean weevils. Hate that. It reminds me of edible worms- HATE those.

Chai! Ofe nor good. Una sorry o. LWTMB.

I love Love Decay's works. Nice ones.