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Gosh, John was extremely helpful. Funny

Good one poster

Yes, girls are more difficult to train. It's not easy to provide for a girl's needs. But I thnk boys are more prone to mischief (of different kinds) . The thing is, boys can get away with it but for the girls. . . . they are not so lucky.

Eh ya

When rhetorical questions don change to full story book, e don too much na.

Sharp Judge!

;d

yinkalink:
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

ok i wont

Funny jokes, but which kind Ode husband be this?

Sorry Grandpa Studio. Who's dragging age with you. I believe you're clocking 90 this year.

Anyways, I didn't come to NL to fight, but na you first look for my mouth.

I'll let bygones be bygones.

hmmmmn. . . Interesting info.

Nice one poster.
No. 1 and 4 really get on my nerves.
But I do ask some of the questions sometimes.

NnamdiN:
if "starving" means being able to take care of ALL your BILLZ,(including underwear billz) den I claim it IJN. As 4 questioning my artistic nature, send me d last p a n t  I bot u on nw yr's eve, I'll change it to a G string(I guess that's art)

*yawning* BOOOOOOOOOORING!

Studio CFR:
ArEAgEn

I dont have time for your idle talks



*where is my Vaseline*


Mtchew

Nice joke

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Studio. . . . . I second that. . . . . .

Why wouldn't you second that before? Birds of a feather. Rabbish

NnamdiN:
I'm artistic

As for you, artistic my foot. You call that art? No wonder you're a starving artist.

Studio CFR:
to AreAgEm

The name alone na joke


Mtchew

Please Studio, just pack ya face go enter gutter. I can see you are jealous of the name, but continue being jealous because it can never be yours.

Mtcheeeeeeeew.

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Efe. . . . Oya kneel down, raise your hands and close your eyes. . . . You go hear am today. . . .
Araregem. . . .  last warnin' dont talk to my daughter like that. . . . . . . .

Sorry o. I didn't know you were there

He he he. See two girls quarreling.

Bashy, you get a smile.

Men that was funny. I wonder what Studio is going to do wen he sees this.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=579298.msg7511535#msg7511535 date=1294781126]^^ Shior, but na Yinka I dey talk to now!

abi na u be d babe for the gist?  [/quote]No o. Sorry Efe, I didn't read properly.

NnamdiN:
^^
Maybe I should have been as plain as aRAREgEM.
But u dey vex o

Guy, y u just slaughter my name like that na

It was ok.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=579298.msg7494295#msg7494295 date=1294580834]Shakara that your story na die o!

At least you get luck say rain nor fall dat day sef 

@Yinka - Ewww 

as for your friend, she nor see when the psycho start to dey play wiff imself??

she for run comot b/4 the explosion - that babe nor dey too sharp[/quote]Efe free me. It's only an imagined circumstance in a Jokes Section. E nor fit even happen for real life, atleast not to me.

Interesting signature you have there, Hamid.

lol. So she nor catch any fun when she dey young and na ur head she won catch fun now? ok o.

ARareGem came, she saw and she actually smiled at one of your jokes.

eldav:
mehn, datz funny.

well wetin man go do na? na elderly woman na.

jst wear helmet as u dey pass d street.

hehe.

Thanks. Eldav r u sure? 3 times in a row

Imagine you’re walking down a street, minding your own business and suddenly, out of no where someone gives you a knock on the head.
You turn around to see an old woman who you do not recognize. And as you are about to ask her what her problem is, she quickly begins to apologize, cursing her bad eyesight for mistaking you for some1 else.
You swallow the insults you were about to vomit considering her age and tell her not to worry.

The next day you are walking down the same street for some unthinkable reason, meditating on the past day’s incident, kind of absorbed in your thoughts. And lo and behold, some1 gives u a brain splitting knock on the head.
Again, u turn around, ready to prance, but to your amazement it’s the same old woman.
This time, she stops u from taking any actions by quickly apologizing, calling you sweet names, patting you, telling you to calm down, blaming your clothes for her mistaking you for some1else.
You walk away sulking.

You can’t believe it, but for another heck of a reason you have to pass that dreaded street the next day. This time you are not taking chances. As you walk, you scan the area for the old woman.
She is not in sight yet, but you sense some1 sneaking up on you. You quickly turn around AND-it’s not the old woman, but another old woman with her hands raised suspiciously.
This time you are like, ”What is your problem?!”.
But oh no! You feel the vibration from your head to toes as some1else gives you an earth shattering knock on the head. You turn around and see it’s that same old woman.
Again, she starts to apologize…

Now tell me, wetin you go do?         

I KNOW it's long, but pls feel free to comment.

"The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, “Where”s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The accountant didn”t answer.The Godfather asked again, “Where”s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The attorney interrupted, “Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.”

The Godfather said, “Well, ask him where the @#!* money is.”

The attorney, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million dollars was.

The accountant signed back, “I don”t know what you”re talking about.”

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, “He doesn”t know what you”re talking about.”

The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the temple of the accountant, cocked the trigger and said, “Ask him again where the @#!* money is!”

The attorney signed to the accountant, “He wants to know where it is!”

The accountant signed back, “Okay! Okay! The money”s hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”

The Godfather asked, “Well, what did he say?”The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, “He said that you don”t have the guts to pull the trigger.”


“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

“My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”

hope u'll lyk 'em

[quote][/quote]Yinka, this is funny

But seriously, are blondes really stupid?

For me, deliberating going online to look for a spouse- I don't think so. But having said that, if I happen to meet someone online who I really like and we become friends, meet in real life, start a romantic relationship, fall in love, I could marry him.

You never know where you'll meet your right partner.

Interesting and truthful. Nice one

ruthdy:
pastor my name is ruthdy i live in ireland an i want u to pray for me an my education pastor i have seen how u pray for ppl an they gt heal; see how u preach the word of god to the ppl with joy an life in u. pastor i want u to pray for me as iam going bk to school on the 10 of january so that i can start well  in school with fresh brain ready to study pastor i want u to pray for me to do well in my exam this second term an third term pastor plz

Guy, try go read o! God nor go drop answer from heaven.