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As far as I'm concerned, it's the fault of the school departments, the teachers and the govt.

For heaven's sake, TOO MANY STRIKES!.
When I was writing my external exams, it wasn't easy to prepare for it. I mean JSS scheme of work was hardly completed and SSS's was cut short because "there is no time" as a result of long strikes.
All the teachers tell u is "read this, read that, study this, research that".

Are students supposd to have two brains?

What's the point of cramming stuff to pass in flying colours? Though I had a good result(WAEC & NECO), I know I could have learnt more to prepare myself better for the tertiary institution.

It's embarrasing when you compare Nigerian students with students abroad.

But I must say, some students are just plain lazy sha.

El Guapo:
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

"Pull down your pants," whispered the pastor.

"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."

Nice one poster.

With the example u posted Yinka, I would have <I think> slapped the guy silly, punched some sense into him and given him a clean upper cut to arrange his unconcious body on the seat. Then I go shift go anoda seat. I'm thinkn I'm a karate pro

At OP, fathers will always be fathers. I sometimes don't like my dad's parenting method, but the truth is I will do the same thing with my kids and I'm sure they will also not like it. Yet the cycle goes on.

But I'm sure you have gotten over the issue by now.

Words of wisdom, delete suspicious texts That's what I do.

I no vex

Funny jokes poster.

Merry christmas y'all. Wish you a wonderful celeb and a happy new yr in advance. Don't forget the reason for the season. It's Jesus.

So una still dey talk for dis matter? OK, let me repeat what most people I agree with have already said. Virginity is a virtue (male and female). But I must say that the organisers of the below mentioned forum, pageant, are going about encouraging this virtue the wrong way. A true virgin doesn't need a reward from the world. He/her partner's undying respect is good enough. The pageant exposes the girls unwisely.

As for those ladies who are keeping themselves for the right man, kudos.

And as for the guys who are doing the same, I hail o..

That's my own contribution.

yinkalink:
Nice replies.


When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive' ,
I took her to a petrol station .

This one's funny.

Sweet and Caring. Miss her. Wish she was still around  

It was funny.

okpismart:
He who laughs last thinks slowest. Does the poster need explain the joke to you again?

Did you notice the part in your statement I bolded. That's the part that applies to you. Because if you can reason fast, you would have understood that what I meant was that the joke was dry. Simple, mtcheeeeeeeew.

Please, accept my condolences. Try to be strong and encourage the late girl's mother. The Lord knows best.

That's it That's the joke

zayhal:
If the partner complains, then there must be a reason for it. Except the person is just being unreasonable, then they can be ignored. otherwise, it's always good to listen and make our partner see reason with us. personally, if I have to travel, I like to be at peace with all the people I'm leaving at home.

Just as she said it.

You slept with two sisters and their mother Na wa o.
Like Topgirl said, 'let sleeping dogs lie'.
What would be your gain

702, a butterfly Y don't u marry a lion or a tiger. That will definitely make u famous.

I'm known for lookn for my younger sister's trouble, surfing the net, readn novels and forgetn everybody else and not keeping my mouth shut when my dad is scolding me. They say I'm stubborn[i](I don't thnk so)[/i].

I'm still thnkn for more,

OMG! This is disgusting! Na im clear eye he use take marry this dog so?

Happy bday in advance MzDarfSkin.

My late mom, nothn there.
My pops man acts like he knows everythn. It's frustrating. Oh! I forgot. The guy too dey suspicious.

Anyways, he's just being protective of his girl. I loooooooove him all the same.

Nice one. But what's a girl without a little drama?

" ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is."

Me neither.


"Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight"

Definitely

Somethn has to be done. All xtians must start praying for Nigeria. The devil is polluting our land. May God have mercy.

OP that was funny.

Some comments r true, a few r not. Not funny though.

Na wa for this pic.

Idowu girl, u r really trashn this guy. I can't stop laughing. Do have mercy, it's his life anyway.

Funny jokes poster.

Bashy u r a waste of time. I feel for ur wife.

Bashy, at first I wasn't sure if this thread was funny or boring. But after readn ur shameless confession of cheating on ur wife, I've decided this is a lame thread.

Lancaster, funny thread but some pics are crude.