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 Jokes Etc / Re: God help U̶̲̥̅̊sa all. by Arcani: 8:53pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Gerraut jare!!! Worai say now? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Weird Facts 1 by Arcani: 8:49pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
I know all this jawe!! I can even tell you where you got them from. But please Mr POSTER, Tis educating but this is joke section. That aint funny! romsky: So Iya, you be lefty!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Sis Dolly by Arcani: 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
;d |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Sis Dolly by Arcani: 8:43pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
LOOOOOOOOLLLLZZZZZZ!!! Nice |
| Jokes Etc / Re: magic by Arcani: 8:42pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
LOL  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: If You Start This Business, You Will Never Go To Embassy To Travel For Life! by Arcani: 8:40pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!! Funny!! Awuff Oshi |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Signs He Loves You by Arcani: 8:37pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
*yawning* Give this to Romance peeps na[/li] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Wafijokes by Arcani: 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Culs |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abdulmutallab Laments From Jail: My Axx Is On Fire by Arcani: 8:30pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ben Pls give me summary!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: senior men by Arcani: 8:27pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Cool |
| Jokes Etc / Re: PLEASE DON'T READ (only see) by Arcani: 8:26pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
DUH!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Btw Yoruba & Warri by Arcani: 8:22pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Waitamin!!! I fink tis funny sha, ABI  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Btw Yoruba & Warri by Arcani: 8:21pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Mttscheeeeeeeewwwwwww!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Garlic Warning by Arcani: 8:20pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ko ye mi |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Arcani: 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
@POSTER! If you no sabi the joke beg someone to help you out. I have seen this b4 but I wont do you the favour of posting the correct version, SHIOR!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Sir, Would You Like A Fork? by Arcani: 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Wrong Number by Arcani: 8:26pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
OMG!!!! I am BACK!! |
| Jokes Etc / An Old Fart! by Arcani: 7:11pm On Oct 09, 2009 |
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart." |
| Jokes Etc / Re: And They Said Naija Guys Dont Have Swagga by Arcani: 7:02pm On Sep 22, 2009 |
I need their numbers o, I gat toasters for them, |
| Jokes Etc / Baseball In Heaven by Arcani: 6:54pm On Sep 22, 2009 |
Two old men, Spenchuks and Scopium, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Spenchuks turns to Scopium and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Scopium thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Spenchuks passes on. Soon afterward, Scopium sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Scopium, Scopium, " Scopium responds, "Spenchuks! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Scopium," whispers Spenchuks' ghost. Scopium, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?" "Well," says Spenchuks, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Scopium. Spenchuks says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven." Scopium says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Spenchuks sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday." |
| Jokes Etc / Penguins Go To The Zoo by Arcani: 7:38pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach." |
| Jokes Etc / Re: You'll Definatly Laugh! by Arcani: 7:28pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
 this aint new |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Rent For Apartment by Arcani: 7:20pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
WORHSE!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife? by Arcani: 7:18pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
SILLY@ pohst and poshsterh |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation (man And God) by Arcani: 7:15pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
blissieng: lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Obsession! by Arcani: 7:14pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
lol but @ whu |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Yeah, Except Today Is The Last Night by Arcani: 7:13pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
***** yawning**** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: I Want A Divorce by Arcani: 7:11pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
lol, nice one  Did I copy someone |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Is This Funny? by Arcani: 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: The Little Boy by Arcani: 7:05pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Jokes Etc / Re: New employment rules. by Arcani: 6:55pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
what a YOKE!!!!!, to have read this so-called JOKE |
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