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Gerraut jare!!! Worai say now? |
I know all this jawe!! I can even tell you where you got them from. But please Mr POSTER, Tis educating but this is joke section. That aint funny! romsky:So Iya, you be lefty!! |
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LOOOOOOOOLLLLZZZZZZ!!! Nice |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!! Funny!! Awuff Oshi |
*yawning* Give this to Romance peeps na[/li] |
Culs |
Ben Pls give me summary!!! |
Cool |
DUH!!!! |
Waitamin!!! I fink tis funny sha, ABI ![]() |
Mttscheeeeeeeewwwwwww!!! |
Ko ye mi ![]() |
@POSTER! If you no sabi the joke beg someone to help you out. I have seen this b4 but I wont do you the favour of posting the correct version, SHIOR!!! ![]() |
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OMG!!!! I am BACK!! |
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart." |
I need their numbers o, I gat toasters for them, |
Two old men, Spenchuks and Scopium, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Spenchuks turns to Scopium and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Scopium thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Spenchuks passes on. Soon afterward, Scopium sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Scopium, Scopium, " Scopium responds, "Spenchuks! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Scopium," whispers Spenchuks' ghost. Scopium, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?" "Well," says Spenchuks, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Scopium. Spenchuks says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven." Scopium says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Spenchuks sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday." |
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach." |
this aint new |
WORHSE!!!! |
SILLY@ pohst and poshsterh |
blissieng:lol |
lol but @ whu |
***** yawning**** |
lol, nice one ![]() Did I copy someone ![]() |
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what a YOKE!!!!!, to have read this so-called JOKE |



