₦airaland Forum

blackbeau1:
Huncle the best wedding gift you can give your wife is to learn how to spell.

ibori1:
Teddy A: That guy with his eczema body. Person when pride wan kill na una wan vote for?
Una foolish oooo. Mumu boy wen no get talent.A fool at 40. Banging and changing styles inside toilet. With his smelly hair. Alpha male with pot belle and yellow teeth
Shior
Miracle: Omo fine boy. Fine boy kee U dere. Na face U wan take win 45m abi na to bang innocent Nina. Saying ur body is my body?
If I slap U ehn, with ur small thin legs, one minute looooool bad man man like You,if I bite ur ear enh.
Leo: Your left eye there, fisting small pikin like Alex, dey bend mouth dey talk while winking.
Mannerism kee u there.
Anything business sense, business sense. U sabi business nai u dey here dey fool ursef?
Make konji kee u dere, with ur breast waist.
Rico: las las na food go kee u. Na food wen u dey cook u wan take win 45m abi or na u song Emotions?
The suffer ursef dey talk of poverty, Mumu like U.
Cool boy kee u dere. If I hold u ehn, I go brrak ur leg. with ur meme face.continue ur aproko okay.
Tobi: Mumu wen dey fool himsef around woman.
Las las na Pussy go kee U. Small boy wen wan chop big fish, with na native follow come muscle....
Begging up and down like beggar. Your mumu go long.Yoruba demon my foot
Lolu: Smallie wen dey claim wise man. Dey tell me to look at u make u burst my brain. Are u mad? If I hold u na me go literally burst ur brain. make konji kee u dere. Abaka like u. small like native fowl.
No entertainment in dis houz
Nobody deserve the money. If he bad well well make Snake swallow am. Which kain nonsense be this.....
Infact, BIGGIE UR FADA!

Khd95:
pleaase somebody remind me again,whats cee-c

i can only remember vitamin c,nutri-c and etc

BABANGBALI:
her name is not Victoria her name is shedinma okafor

carzola:
Even if them reunite
Sing we no go download

I hate pettiness

This same don't jazzy
Greedy and selfish
Almost killed wande coal's
Career now his, doing grow back
Wetin do turkey nla ?
Turkey nla

timwudz:
Control your jealousy

Wizzy has been singing before U develop some sense

marshalldgreat:
That's not the real DAVIDO instagram handle... His real handle is @davidodmw

iamJ:
at ur old age, ure saying mummy

ur sense neva mature yet

middlebelter:
Don't miss the experience of staying away from home on account of National Service for one. My humble suggestion, I travel home, is to have a robust discussion with her, and let her know you are safe and also keep safe anyway. Promise to be calling her every day or two days, pray with her on phone in the morning before going out each day and you can be sure she will be comfortable with your stay in Kwara.
I schooled in Kwara State and spent close to 10years years there, it is only of the safest states I in this country. I swear my man! Kwara na cool city .
Be of good courage, but it shall be well with you.

psucc:
I hate the way some Nigerian Pastors behave. Even when they read the bible and preach/interpret the passage, they still contravene its provisions.

Must he gift publicly or do so where witnesses will carry the news home?

Modified
The level of quotes, some seasoned with insults for this Christmas because of this post is amazing. I am not surprised that Nigeria is where it is because once a leader you are always right.

But it is not true.

SIMPLYkush:
11 years of waiting? nah, i am 100% sure the woman was enjoying a dick somewhere, i doubt that man is the owner of the twins, if he couldn't give her a child then, why now?

NwaChibuzor13:
This simi is undoubtedly the ugliest and most talentless singer in Nigeria. No be her mate be chidinma that repesents elegance, beauty and raw talent? Same goes for that falz that speaks in extremely poor english I can't comprehend. All in the name of trying to sound funny. No be him mates be phyno, runtown and naeto c ? Just listen to that owanbe song by simi, its an epitome of disgrace and embarassment to Nigerian music. The most annoying thing was that she was gallantly supporting the consumption of the dreaded amala and ewedu in Nigerian parties. So sad.

MatricNumber:
Well they might have been your village people and they want to tell you that they've moved to town.