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klassd:
Just spoke with my friend at FCC, he said NNPC will notify successful candidates this month. The committee setup by FCC screened all successful candidates on Monday....

He asked whether he should check for my name, I politely declined. I no wan enter high jump

Bethellongon88:
It's official...no APL till Jan 2020....so I'll advice y'all to focus on your jobs for now...that is for those that have current jobs while the rest should look for something to do and don't let Nnpc waste your precious time with false hope...I repeat....forget Nnpc for now and focus on living your life....

Source: one of the men who interviewed me on the 8th of July, GT.....

A word they say, is enough for the wise

beef123:
d truth is we keep concernin ourselves with things that ve no bearin on dis recruitment exercise...we awaitin APL sum1 will js start talkin abt reduction in salary n all dat wich is nt true..truth is APL will drop soon js d change of GMD is causin delay

Chibusoil:
We are resuming march nxt yr. APL is by feb. Contract staff dont want us ooo. Pray harder

Mlayidi:
That's the bad news I heard today. Someone called me and said the recruitment was cancelled. And I said are u mad >:

Mlayidi:
I just heard that APL would drop this month

Saimeritus:
APL will drop on 20th December. Training resumes in January...

Firstgentleman1:
While we await the next lecture, may I have your attention? The image projected on the screen is the comment of a staff of NNPC on the NNPC thread of 2012 on naijahotjobs. He made that comment to correct impressions of heavy external influence in NNPC recruitment..

Also quoting the words of the NNPC staff in the amphitheatre the day I had my interview: "Several years ago I was sitting here just like you. I came in my suit with my long neck. I knew nobody. Then one fateful evening, I was strolling with my heavily pregnant wife when the call came in. And since then.. I hope I am speaking to someone here? I know you have heard a lot of things outside about this recruitment, but trust me, have Faith and you will be my colleague soon"... That quote isn't verbatim, but his words went like that...

Happy APL eve everyone even when Easymonesniper, the inspiration behind this event is nowhere to be found.

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed ro mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info.


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

theSpark:
Goodwill message from Mr theSpark, BSc, MSc, F-AoLMAW (F is for Fellow):

Dear Local Men and Women,

I salute you on this auspicious occasion. I must congratulate you all on your patience. I believe we are on the verge of greatness hence this World Press Briefing. I urge you all to pay rapt attention to the speakers and tap from their wealth of experience. I must warn my prospective colleagues that this is strictly a professional engagement hence they must resist the temptation to engage in philandering and related vices. I wish us all happy crossover congress.

Thank you and God bless you all.

Easymoneysniper:
I'm not. It's simply a religious choice, if anyone chooses to pray or not. I'll keep mute now till the 8th of September when I'll wish everyone Goodluck on the APL.

jlomz:
So Naso unna turn the APL anticipated weekend to instead of encouraging Local Men and Women with Sources/Sauces to go pay a visit to their Sauces/Sources for concrete and legit info and 9/10

Saimeritus:
Nothing is happening next week. Before the end of the year, Insha Allah we will hear from them. Go on with your normal activities.

DarkShades:
In NNPC it means Technical Assistant.

gbenga44:
Easymoneysniper seems to have his sauce trully on point. Also got info that APL should be out on the 9th/10th. Direct from one of top TAs in the corporation. Seems we are course for an eagle landing next week! Brace up for impact!

Teejay1511:
So people actually think APL'S would be sent next week Haq Haq Haq you dunno whas going on .

ademmy102:
In everything you are doing have the fear of God. You are not different from the guy called MARVEL in DPR thread then telling people to be expecting second batch when he knew such things will not happen. You might even be MARVEL in disguise because as your name implies shows your mission.

I can say it categorically don't expect appointment letter nextweek. I want everybody to wake up from their slumber... Things are going on now. If you know you know. Food for thought

Easymoneysniper:
APL is closer than you all except. It's just sad that there are a lot of people named Thomas here.


Why I'm I still talking. Next week is almost here. I'm ready for all smoke.

AdekunleAkofe:
@easymoneysniper, why is it your source alone that has info to share as touching APL disbursement date? If it’s play make you come out com yarn am now o.

I just spoke with a senior colleague now and all he could tell me was that NNPC is busy with management restructuring.

I hope you are not raising people’s hope for nothing come nextweek.

moogoogaipan:
My Source affirmatively said on the 10th, which corroborates Easymoneysniper & this...

small time person comot like this, pgs go don pile up ...

Ladyjane5657:
OMG!!!!!!!! curiosity took the better part of me...and I went digging for the details of the late Nnpc staff!

Omg!!!! I never knew he was the one! This guy was joking with his colleague concerning our account numbers... The other volunteered to borrow us his account number in case anyone didn't have and he was telling us not to listen to small thieves! We all laughed.... (5th 7A.M batch ,don't know if anyone remembers?)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh this world is nothing! Such a healthy and vibrant young man... Who would have believed Kaiiiii this is toooooooooooooo sad!!!

Rip sir.... Mr Aye Bawari ...may God console those u left behind...

joobseekar:
any july 5th EH that is yet to get to tfare?

darado:
the news broke out to our office this afternoon. I worked under him for two years. As the news came, His closest friend made an instant call and confirmed.

Aremolomi:
My sauce said nothing like APL coming out next week.

L0rdRahl:
Everyone jumping on this next week bandwagon as if there is no possibility that it will not be released next week.

Better just leave your life and have fun cos we have no control over release of APL.

Peace

Jarus:


Local man just received 20k alert from Lazarus Mikailu



PS: Not responsible for whatever anyone makes of this, or whatever theory is woven around this. I'm an applicant like anyone else. I don't believe in any theory. I only believe in a fact: everyone, except those with issues with their accounts, will be reimbursed

Easymoneysniper:
By the 10th of September the cycle would be completed. We should all pray for grace.

Abkhad:
Believe me that one was a joke

ConsistentSG:
Hello Local Men and Woman.

The wait will soon be over. soon and very soon we are going to see APL.

It may be this night or so soon thereafter. But one thing is sure, the wait will soon be ended.

Best Regards