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hotteju:
newbie ni miii ooo
ki lon shele?

Kabo si abule wa 

dayokanu:
E ku deede iwoyi o se alaafia ni e wa

alafia ni a wa o. Se alaafia ni eyin naa wa?

Gbogbo ile e ku owuro o.
Se weekend yin sweet gege bi temi naa se dun gan

IFELEKE:
adumaradan temi nikan, bawo ni? se ara mokun?
awon ibeji mi nko, se won to kutukutu?
that addy is wrong it's luv4real003. holla!

@gbogbo ile(debo,dayo,toyin,tope,blu,tubabie,ajenti,dokita feli,faakay,remii)
Eku popo sinsin opin ose, se gbogbo e n yotomi?

Mo yotomi oh, ariya unlimited lo n sele ni ibi ti mo wa yi.

Who can question your ways oh LORD?

Relationships have now turned into money making ventures. O ga ju

FL Gators:
@argent
hahaha Jor ma binu si mi.
emi ke moh pe o lufe debosky beyi. mee binu si mi

IFELEKE is not ready available. He's now a father to be


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A saying goes like this "You never know what you ave until you lose it". Now I know, where's topsy25

Ha mo ni ife dbosky gan ni o, i se ni ife e ma pa mi bi oti waini ni
Se alafia lo wa, sukulu n ko?

debosky:
Okare lai! Mo ri awon ajasa ti o fi kun, ogbon gidi wa lori e.
Mabinu aya mi, ise naa ni o mu mi jina si tireedi yii, sugbon ti mo ba tun ronu ife e si mi, mo ma sare pada ni.

Ma je ki ise yen gbo e rara, ma ronu ife ti ajo ni ati ere ife ti ama se ti a ba dele.

Mo ni ebun nla fun e, oruka ati ileke nla ti won fi wura (gold) da ni mo ti ra fun e lati ilu oyinbo.


Daju daju oro ti o so yii oje ki ori mi wu.

Ko si aya miran to dara to e ni ilu nairaland yii, ojojumo ni mo ndupe lowo Eledumare to so wa po.

I cant wait, jo tete wa si ile ki a sare se ere ife die

faakay:
looll, ori gbogbo wa ni owa foka bayi ooo

Argentina abi aje buredi la gege ni oruko re

Ti o ba mo itumo oruko mi, lo bere dada, iwo bobo farakoigbe ewure
For your info emi ati debo a wa in lust love, a se ere gele kankan.

Dr Ferlie:
ASIWAJU dee, ki gbogbo ilu pa roro. emi okunrin ogun ti wo ilu, ki gbogbo ota wo igbo lo.

mo ki gbogbo eyin omo oduaaaaaa. e ku ojo meta oooooo.

Baale, iyalode, dobosky, ore mi pataki ###wunmi, o ku ojo meta ooooooo.

Asiwaju ti ibo ni iwo?

debosky:
Ooto ni o so iyawo mi, ori e ti fokasibe pata pata.

Daa daa ni mo wa aya mi owon, eleyinju eke, adumaradan, orekelewa, ololufe mi.

Se wahala ise ko poju fun e sa? Mo ni ebun nla kan fun e (surprise)

sweets mi
mo se fe so wipe ki won ba mi wa e lo ni
Ise fe shake mi die, but love e ni o je ki ma feel e rara
Ebun wo niyen oh, je ki gbo

bluespice:
faakay o gbadun rara

eyin ile e tie da mi lohun sha
ani ta lo ma ko mi no yooba?

Mo ma ko e ni yoruba
Bawo ni, se o wa dada?

FL Gators:
@bluespice
Maa ko e ni yoruba, while am learning ekiti

B.T.W, gbe oju e yen kuro lodo IFELEKE. abi se oro pe mi ke ri o ni? Find debosky or faakay to teach you "yooba" . Our sistership no reach that level o
awww, all that for me?! Orimi ti wu
well, alafia ni mi a, sugbon se ni mo n ni backpain and awan ibeji wa n ja bii pe jackie chan ni un.
Okiez, holla back.


Howzzzzzzzzzzzzz everyone (topsy25, ife, bluespice, argent, deboskey et all). Good morning o.

Why debosky ma je ki binu si e oh . O ti like ko ma pull legs mi ju
@ bluespice ma da toyin lohun, ma ko e ni yoruba for free or
to ba je wipe o prefer okunrin Ifeleke is readily available

IFELEKE:
Ololufe mi,aaayo temi nikan, iyaafin IFELEKE
bawo ni? se alaafia lo wa gege bi emi se wa nibi? awon ibeji mi nko? mo lero pe wahala yen o poju sha? ile-iwe e n ko, se o n lo deede?
i'll check your message up and holla back, trust me, you'll learn

@faakay
Dude, you are off da hook!
that is the yoruba version of eddie murphy's Coming To America. . .right?
@Gbogbo Ile
E n le oo

Ifeleke, ba iyawo e soro, ki o de kilo fun gan ni. Mi o fi Debo mi se ere rara

faakay:
GRIRAMA NI EDE YORUBA

Akeem: Oga ooo!! Semiu wa wo nkan oo!! ha america yi afi bi ile ni ose ri oo! afi bi idi-araba ati ajegunle, e be nikan ni oti ma ri awon aafokoko ti
awon eniyan da si oju titi bayi.

O gbo? Ede yankee gan gan ni wan so yen oo,

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(Ohun awon eniyan ti wan soro)
Femi: Titi ti o ma fi ku! iru nkan be yen ole sele mo

Shipulu: [/b]O da O da! John Lucy nko?

[b]Jagunlabi: haaaaaa! John Lucifer! Elese buruku ni yen oo!

Shipulu: ehen! se otan!

Femi: Gbogbo yin oti e soro pa teshin clin! teshin clin yen gan! Ija ni!

Shipulu: ehen o le soro pa teshin clin lo to! sugbo se nkan ti teshin clin acheieve, se mohammed ali o achieve ju be lo ni?

Jagunlabi: heee! Mohammed Ali achieve ju teshin clin loto! sugbo sho mo wipe ti mohammed ali ki oto achieve nkan ti o achieve yen, ikunmu otun e fe bosi tosi.

Abi iwo ro wipe lasan ni? se oro wipe oju lasan se were ni? mohammed ali ti o je elese ti o ni agabara gan! se omo nkan ni omo buruku yen ti fa si opolo ni ki oto ma lu everybody pa ni!

Femi: [/b]E ta ayo ti e ma ta jor!

[b]Jagunlabi: ehen, se emi ni efin pa abi? hen? eyin meteta! e pa arayin po ki e wa ta draft yi! ma fe naa yin pa ni!

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Back to Akeem Scenerio:
Akeem ko lekun! ko ko ko!

Baba LandLordu: ehen? kini e fe?

Akeem: E jo! A need ile ni

Baba LandLordu: E ma fi ti yin dami duro! se eni owo lowo sha?

Semiu: Owo wa! ($$$$)

Baba LandLordu: ehen, e wo ile! iru eniyan ti yin bayi ni emi wa!

Ema binu! awon eniyan jakujaku ni mo gba si ile yi tele, sugbon bi mo se ri oju ti yin, oju ti yin farabale di e,

E jo! E ma binu, iru ile wo gan gan ni e fe bayi?

Akeem: Ejo! Ile face me and face you ni afe!

Baba LandLordu: hen? mi gboooooo?

Akeem: ani ile ti owo e kani lara pupoju

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(Omuti subu ni ori staircase)

Baba LandLordu: Oloshi ara e ori owo ile san! ti oba ti lo mu oti! gbogbo awon lonbo YAHOO nkankan ati awon GIN yen! wa ama subu kakiri gbogbo staircase.

Ti o ba ku lasan? sa ra ni oku ee ooo! Olofo!

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E be ni ade yi ooo (Yanmu Yanmu fo kiri! hmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm, )

Baba LandLordu: Ileyi, shalanga kan pere ni owa ni ile yi ooo

Owun ni yii! e be ni e ma ma lo ooo

Awon ayan ati idun nkankan wa ni ibi bayi oo, sugbon eyin ti e wa lati AFRICA, o je ki oti mo yin lara.

E de ma lo gun lift oo! ti e ba gun lasan? e ma payin si be ni ooo

Akeem: [/b]A gba be!

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(Akeem ni balcony wo aworan New York)

[b]Akeem Pariwo!!!!!!!!!!: America!!!!!!!! America! America!! America ilu ola! America Ilu oro!

America ibi ti gbogbo aiye pin si! haa! America! America!!

E ka ro eyin ara AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Semiu: Ori FOKA!!!!!!!!

Akeem: beni! Ori ti ena FOKASIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



IBI NI O PARI SI NI YI!!


Emi Faakay lati ilu awon omo changpin lu

Fakaay, o ri ti fokasibe

kokoA:
How old are u?

Age has nothing to do with this.

@ poster,

If spending time with her will make you do what you dont want to do, then stop spending time with her.

Gbogbo ile, se dada l'ewa?
Debo, ololufe mi se dada lo wa?

debosky:
Iyawo mi ajenti, ootie dahun gbogbo oro ti mo so fun e.

Abi se on bami ja ni? Ti mo ba ti se e jowo dariji mi.

ololufe temi nikan, o mo pe o le se mi
ma binu pe mi o kie specially

PERVERT9:
o ni time gan lati ka gbogbo iro yi o ga o

Ta lo so fun e pe mo ka? 
Owo ni emi ma ka, mi o ki ka ikokuko

PERVERT9:
Eyin ara papa julo eyin omoge ti ifelepon ifeleke nparo fun ni abule yi,eyi ni leta ti iyawo ifeleke towa ni abule won kosi ni nkan bi ojo meta seyin,ede oyinbo ni o fi ko leta na, o dami loju pe gbogbo yin le o gbadun leta ohun,e ma bawa kalo o


No 25,alamudo street,
abule mado mi pa,
26-06-2008


Dear Ifeleke,
How is you does?i hope you are does fine?long time no seeing,long time no earing from you,why does you do me like that,you just abadoning me in the village sinse all this deys,are it good like that and you tolded me that you loving me,you efen promise promising me before i gree greeing to goes out with you and marriage you,now that you have lefting the village you are does not caring or get time for me again,you does not write to me,you does not kollling my nomba or efen flashing me like you use to does wen you does not having credit in your fone.ifeleke temi nikan what does i did to desaving all this from you,has you forgeted about me and the plenty loves that i has for you,has you forgeted all what you tolded mama eleko who helps you to toasting me when you are ashaming to even facing me to told me that you loving me,i did not greeing to your loving,you would not leaving me alone,you going to meet iya olobi,broda mukaila,iya luku,buroda kapenta and even my momo to talking to me for you,still i does not greeing for you because i am afraiding of you disappointing me uselesing me and leafing me in the village.i does not greeing you until when you broughted your momo and your olori ebi to our house to come and beging me for you,you frostrated {dobale} for my parent and promising many many thing that day,when i looked at your eyes i tooked pity on you,i even sees in your eye that you loving me and becos you have suffering too mush because of me i gree greeing for you,you tooked me to many playses to see many many pipu,you tooked me to the zoo to see monkey,inaki,ejo,erin,ekun, ijapa and elede,you tooked me to kinsway to buying plenti tins{Things} for me like cloth,pata,shuu{shoe}rist wash,bangu and provisionses you also tooked me to mr bigs and boughted for me iresi and siken{chicken}we enjoying awaself well well before you tooked me to owonikoko hotel,where we goes to enjoys awaself.

Ifeleke temi nikan,you rememba when we gotted to the owonikoko hotel,that day you beged me to greeing for you to fokying me but i rifuse you,you promising me many many thing,like moni,cloth and you promising to taking me to amerika,when i looked at your eyes i tooked pity on you and i allowing you to fokying me you fokying me well well and fokying you too well well,we both enjoying awaself bifore we going back home,we doing it gain in your hause on the mart and you promosing not to disappointing me,but sinc you going bak to lagos i does not sea or hearing from you again, mulika and seri tolded me that they seeing you in nairaland efery day,that you are now marrying anoda wife caling tubrasier,toyosi,mukina ati awon obirin mi,is it truth,ifeleke what you does to me is very very bad and i am not hapi with you i am very very anoying with you,aniway i will look for money to coming to lagos and sees you so that you can telling me if you are not loving me again or you are not interesting in our relationsheep again,but i want you to nose that i stll loves you and i would like to marriage you.

till i comes to lagos takes kia of yorself

yours daling waif,
sikiratu bebedi

O ni time gan lati type gbogbo iro yi. O ga o

Gbobo ile se e wapa?

This is the second thread,
just when are you going to reveal the person

TOYOSI20:
Ehen, niboni Dayokanu wa?? . . . .and Mr Farotika himself , i need to brush up on ma yoruba oo, LOL!!

Farotika is now topsy25 aka oko omo iya olobi 

FL Gators:
argent, darling, s'ebi o moh mi na

mo wa pelu onje lati wa ki iwo ati debo. sugbon debo so fun mi wipe o lo ri pediatrician e nitori ibeji yin. se ko si sha?

He must have finished my food and forgot to tell you. I know say ur cheeks dey shine, so bro debo is taking good care of you

Se awon ibeji n kick?
Igba wo ni oko se change of name si Ifelepon? ( oruko fine gan ni )

?
ajenti!
ma je ki n binu si e oo.
mo ro oyun ore mi debo mo e lara ni, n ba binu gan.

@gbogbo ile
eku ojumo oo

[/quote]mi o ni like lati bi oko sis mi ninu
E ma binu sir  [quote author=topsy25 link=topic=226848.msg4189789#msg4189789 date=1247648000]iya afin tubabie ti dahun ibeere re

nah, i dnt want this for tubabie phulease

Thank You Jesus.

Debosky oko mi atata, mo ti miss e gan je ka sare wo iyara

Tubabie ba wo ni?

Toyin, o ri mi o bere mi?

Ifelepon

Mr Farotika, oko omo iya olobi

Pafati, jo a ki ma so isokuso ni ibi bayi

Topup, ka bo si ori eto yi

Gbogbo ile, se dada l'ewa?

you can actually prepare noodles for less than 10 mins

Moyola:
Eyin omo kaaro ojire, se dada lew?

Dada ni awa, iwo na ko, se o wapa?

tubabie:
E n le ni tiredii yi o. Kilonsele eyin eyan mi?

Oda wipe asiko ka maa loyun kaasi ma bimo niyiii

Gbogbo eyin omoge tie ti loyun bi Flgator ati Argent ti o n mura naa eku ise o, ema gbe omo olomo fun elomiran o.
Olorun aa maa fun yii se.

Eyin okunrin kilosele naa, se e wa pa?

Tubbabieeee
mo ti miss e gan. Ibo la wa la ti ijo yi?
Se iwo naa lo fun 9 month course ni?

FL Gators:
LOL, IFE and topsy, both of you are so not serious
I'm too young to be pregnant o
And I no wan play housewife. So How about 3 more years, then you can ask me how my baby is kicking
ko kuku si nkan to n sele. Awan okunrin mejeji ye kan fe ko mi si wahala

Invite you ke? How we go forget you if you be the main main of the parrry? So should the color be, blue or pink or both?

too young to be kini? when you were doing it with ifeleke, o mo pe o ti kere ju abi?
babe yi o ti loyun jo, stop hiding it
Ifeleke, toyin ma deny oyun e?

debosky:
Ibeji ni gatoosi ma bi - taiye ma jo farotika, kehinde si ma jo ifeleke.
Aya mi iwo lo nsoro bayi? Mo ti ra rolls royce fun e lati osu to koja. Abi oti gbagbe ni? Se kin tu ra iketa fun e ki o to le loyun fun mi ni?

Ma se beyen o, emi o ti setan fun e lati yokun nisiyin. Mosi fe ma gbadun e bio se da bii sisi nisiyin.

Farotika? Ngbo?? So pe ko je bee - ase iwo ni o fun omo iya olobi loyun? Oma se o.

Mo ki yin Dokita Tomobirin ati ronkeotobee si ori oro pataki yii o. . .ayo ni e ma ba ni bi yii o! Olorun a pese aya rere ati oko rere fun yi o. Ekaabo sori eto.

kilode to se ma n fi mi sile anyhow? mi o like e oh. mo miss e gan ni
O mo pe rolls royce mewa lo promise mi, abi bawo lo se fe ki won mo pe olowo l'oko mi?
E mi gan o ti redi lati bi omo kankan, mo si n enjoy something e lo naa

topsy25:
E woo, e ma da ifeleke lohun. Eni ti o mo nkan ti o nso. Ti a ba tie ni ooto ni pe mo fun omo kan l'oyun ni IJ London, iyen fi han gedegbe pe mo pe l'okunrin. Emi o dabi ore wa oke ohun ti o fun obinrin l'oyun ri. A tie mo boya o ni koboko l'abe gan

oko omo iya olobi, iyawo e n ko?

IFELEKE:
awe, se omo ti o fun loyun ni ijare lo ro wipe a n soro e ni?tope ore mii, o se o ku akitiyan ati atotonu, oyun ibeta(olosu meji abo) lo wa ninu iyawo mi,[b]lo mu risika omo iya olobi to o fun loyun nijare was sile e. . .[/b]e n le oo

Iyen ni pe omo iya olobi ni farotika fun l'oyun, oga oh

FL Gators:
((((((((((((hugssss)))))))))))))) Long time oh.
sorry, I just bumped you with my big belly, ifeleke has already done his job
Didnt you notice have been missing here, the doc says am going to have twins

Anywaz, I dey. iwo nko?
Please dont miss the baby shower

Wont miss it for anything in the world

mo ti miss e gan ni. Ki lo nshele?
Se o ti ya s'are bimo niyen?
Ranti lati invite mi fun naming oh, mo fe je jollof rice ati chicken.
Btw, tani baba omo larin ifeleke ati farotika 

topsy25:
Omo yen n kick jare. emi o mo pe omo osu meta ma nju apa ju ese bi omo yen o Nitooto, omo naa ma ni agbara bi ti baba e

Ajeniti, ijo wo ni iwo maa loyun fun ore mi debo Jowo kia o ti npe ju o

oyun ke  ni'gba ti debo o ti ra rolls royce fun mi

You are the greatest
The I AM THAT I AM.
The LORD of all, marvelous Jehovah.
The ONE that shuts and no man can open
The ONE that opens and no man can shut.
Who can question your ways oh LORD?

Toyin ba wo ni?
Mo gbo pe o ti l'oyun
Se baby n kick?

Thank you Jesus

Abuzola:
Praise be to Allah, lord of the world, who never die, shit nor slumber, eat nor drink, no vision can grasp him, the omnipotent who is never hungry talk of cursing a fig tree, who never cry, and will never ever be in agony, no one can dare born God,



Allah is great

you miss road?

topsy25:
Eyin temi ninu tireedi yi, mo mo pe opolopo wa ni o ti ka iwe alawiye yooba ni kekere; eni ti o ba ranti awon eko inu iwe yii, ki o gbee si wa leti.

Fun Apeere:

Obe baba bo, o ba obo oba

A o ba baba be oba

A o baa bee

Ha mo ranti dada, a o ba bade be oba
A o ba bee.

very sad

romade:
yea u deserve the dung dumped on ya head