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Comparing kingmaker ( Tinubu) with ordinary Saraki

op behave

April Fools' Day, sometimes called All Fools' Day, is one of the most light-hearted days of the year. Some historians speculate that April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582, when the two communities are essentially identical and their geographical distribution largely overlaps. As related as Ife and Modakeke are, however, both have engaged in protracted conflict for over a century. It remains the oldest intra-ethnic conflict in Nigeria. The Modakeke people are generally considered strangers, tenants, and migrants in Ife.

Historical accounts suggest that they migrated and settled in Ife in the aftermath of the collapse of the Old Oyo empire in the nineteenth century, causing a refugee crisis to the south and resulting in the occupation of their contemporary location. Two distinct categories of people were thus created: the original settlers (landlords) and the migrants, tenants, farmhands, and a resettled group considered as refugees (Modakeke).

Ooops, what is wrong with me, disregard the information above and read the full story below.. Thanks

Some historians speculate that April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582, when France switched from the Julian calendar to the minister of science and technology, says Nigeria will start producing its own pencils in another two years, as part of a wholesale production-sector revamp to be witnessed in the regime of President Muhammadu Buhari.

He dismissed questions over the importance of pencil production, saying Nigerians would be amazed at the multiplier effects, which will include the creation of at least 400,00 jobs.

Another lie above. Oya come and beat me

#HappyAprilFool

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Seriously some men/guys are so useless. I wouldn't blame them though if not for some cheap girls who really don't mind cos of material things.

To be honest, you need to confront the guy/man never in his life try such sh.it with you again. As per your sister, she doesn't have to know. That is her choice . You can only counsel her in parable.

Lastly, wetin u self dey find upadan?

@ Op did you listen to yourself.. So you are one of the wife beater abi?

Anyways, forget about your wife and send the money for the sake of your children.

Abi u wan punish them too?

No be lie

Dead party

For the past months, I have been watching documentary about planets, galaxy, milkyway, andrometer, black/white hole. A collection of photographs from the Hubble Space Telescope revealing thousands of galaxies in a single composite picture. While estimates among different experts vary, an acceptable range is between 100 billion and 200 billion galaxies.

Here comes the question, Does heaven have a specific location?

Oshoko baba..

Slayer of APC and Buhari.

I dont see him winning though

One day, a young guy and a young girl fell in love.

But the guy came from a poor family. The girl’s parents weren’t too happy.

So the young man decided not only to court the girl but to court her parents as well. In time, the parents saw that he was a good man and was worthy of their daughter’s hand.

But there was another problem: The man was a soldier. Soon, war broke out and he was being sent overseas for a year. The week before he left, the man knelt on his knee and asked his lady love, “Will you marry me?” She wiped a tear, said yes, and they were engaged. They agreed that when he got back in one year, they would get married.

But tragedy struck. A few days after he left, the girl had a major vehicular accident. It was a head-on collision.

When she woke up in the hospital, she saw her father and mother crying. Immediately, she knew there was something wrong.

She later found out that she suffered brain injury. The part of her brain that controlled her face muscles was damaged. Her once lovely face was now disfigured. She cried as she saw herself in the mirror. “Yesterday, I was beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.” Her body was also covered with so many ugly wounds.

Right there and then, she decided to release her fiancé from their promise. She knew he wouldn’t want her anymore. She would forget about him and never see him again.

For one year, the soldier wrote many letters—but she wouldn’t answer. He phoned her many times but she wouldn’t return her calls.

But after one year, the mother walked into her room and announced, “He’s back from the war.”

The girl shouted, “No! Please don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell him I’m here!”

The mother said, “He’s getting married,” and handed her a wedding invitation.

The girl’s heart sank. She knew she still loved him—but she had to forget him now.

With great sadness, she opened the wedding invitation.

And then she saw her name on it!

Confused, she asked, “What is this?”

That was when the young man entered her room with a bouquet of flowers. He knelt beside her and asked, “Will you marry me?”

The girl covered her face with her hands and said, “I’m ugly!”

The man said, “Without your permission, your mother sent me your photos. When I saw your photos, I realized that nothing has changed. You’re still the person I fell in love. You’re still as beautiful as ever. Because I love you!”

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temitemi1:
how is this a lie oga if na apc now e go be true abi

Must you comment on all thread even if you don't have something meaningful to say..

I wonder so many lies flying around that region.

NevetsIbot:
who you talking to bruh?

Real life message bro..

I stopped living life of no regret more than 2 years ago.. My message is general

Don't let Worthless people rent a space in your Life, Increase the rent, change the Lock and kick them out!

Jammeh no know say na former military man head the Ecowas negotiator

Eko oni baje

Itesiwaju eko ati ile Yoruba lo je wa logun

Proudly Baa wa

hope it is for real

We are watching in 3D

okies... We don hear

we no want story..

Releasing the money no be the problem, na how the masses go feel the positive effect of it be koko

Baa wa

And you think government will fold their hands to let it deteriorate to that extent during their regime.

Bro, think twice unless you are wishing evil for your beloved country

We all know that..

Only a mad man would disagree with you...

ganisucks:
Nigerians have not seen suffering yet, and they are already complaining. In 2018 Buhari and his followers will see Shege

And is that your prayer for your beloved country? Oh you mean you are expecting your people including your relatives to suffer just cos of your hatred for Buhari..

Bro, try and be positive for once.

shuggah:
pls what's the procedure, when the federal government doesn't even want to entertain such talks?

Are you seriously asking me about the procedure

Why supporting a course that you know nothing about? How about referendum?

Seriously, some people are goat..

Why can't they follow normal procedure if they are really serious about seccession..

Yeye dey smell

you see.. Only God can save us in this country

Nice one

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A black hole is a place in space where gravity pulls so much that even light can not get out. The gravity is so strong because matter has been squeezed into a tiny space. This can happen when a star is dying.

Because no light can get out, people can't see black holes. They are invisible. Space telescopes with special tools can help find black holes. The special tools can see how stars that are very close to black holes act differently than other stars.

How Big Are Black Holes?

Black holes can be big or small. Scientists think the smallest black holes are as small as just one atom. These black holes are very tiny but have the mass of a large mountain. Mass is the amount of matter, or "stuff," in an object.

Another kind of black hole is called "stellar." Its mass can be up to 20 times more than the mass of the sun. There may be many, many stellar mass black holes in Earth's galaxy. Earth's galaxy is called the Milky Way.

The largest black holes are called "supermassive." These black holes have masses that are more than 1 million suns together. Scientists have found proof that every large galaxy contains a supermassive black hole at its center. The supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy is called Sagittarius A. It has a mass equal to about 4 million suns and would fit inside a very large ball that could hold a few million Earths.

How Do Black Holes Form?

Scientists think the smallest black holes formed when the universe began.

Stellar black holes are made when the center of a very big star falls in upon itself, or collapses. When this happens, it causes a supernova. A supernova is an exploding star that blasts part of the star into space.

Scientists think supermassive black holes were made at the same time as the galaxy they are in.

If Black Holes Are "Black," How Do Scientists Know They Are There?

A black hole can not be seen because strong gravity pulls all of the light into the middle of the black hole. But scientists can see how the strong gravity affects the stars and gas around the black hole. Scientists can study stars to find out if they are flying around, or orbiting, a black hole.

When a black hole and a star are close together, high-energy light is made. This kind of light can not be seen with human eyes. Scientists use satellites and telescopes in space to see the high-energy light.

Could a Black Hole Destroy Earth?

Black holes do not go around in space eating stars, moons and planets. Earth will not fall into a black hole because no black hole is close enough to the solar system for Earth to do that.

Even if a black hole the same mass as the sun were to take the place of the sun, Earth still would not fall in. The black hole would have the same gravity as the sun. Earth and the other planets would orbit the black hole as they orbit the sun now.

The sun will never turn into a black hole. The sun is not a big enough star to make a black hole.


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Okay.. make dem carry mat go

Good job NA

Oh boy