₦airaland Forum

I can clearly see the advertisement of foolishness of the highest order in nairaland. If you do not know the concept of Export-Import(EXIM) loan facility, do not jump into issues concerning it
The Chinese Exim loan facility will be in form of machinery, parts , products and services. Nigerian officials won't see a dime let alone using it to corrupt themselves. Chinese EXIM will convert the monetary value of that loan to the cement, tar, equipment, facilities etc that will be used in reconstructing the airports and for the Steel coy, all the machinery will be brought in

OP, you have to go through a process to becoming a better sales person in future, I am not supporting the " slavery" stuff but since you have stated that, the management hasn't kept the part of the employment by providing a car(I wonder if it was stated in your employment letter), then send a mail reminding them of this. I want to ask if you are the only Medical Representative complaining or others have joined in this? If others have joined, it will be better but if you are alone, you better sit up and free your mind and do your work

Lots of people complaining abt Chinese and the management of the Airports. Who told u South African managed their airports, who told you other countries do not handover the airports to a reputable firm to manage.
We should also get our facts right before hitting the keyboard, which Sanusi words carry weight? Maybe weight in ur heart, to me n so many others, he is just an empty noise maker

An Haulage company requires an investor who will invest 3 million naira and get 6 million naira in 12 months.
Here is the deal, the company will handover the original papers of a truck worth N5 million to you, sign an agreement to be paying N500k monthly for 12 months without default and insure the truck in case of breakdown or theft.
If you are interested in the deal, call me on 08162219128

I have searched through dictionaries but can't find an appropriate word to describe those who are blaming the Governor-Godswill Akpabio for incompetence of the contractor.
If the govt refused to award the contract, blame upon blame on the govt.
I just came back from Akwa Ibom and was confused as to the road leading to my LGA, u knw y, cos of lots of developments.
All dem f--ls blaming Akpabio have not stepped out of South West to other parts of the country
RIP and quick recovery to the injured

Tell a typical Nigerian to pronounce words such as :
Measure
Pleasure
Treasure
Pressure
Commission
Television
Station

The problem here is not the accent but correct pronunciation of words, 80% of Nigerians living in Nigeria do not pronounce words the right way.
We allow the L1( our mother tongue) to influence and affect the L2 (English) negatively and that makes the users and speakers of grammar from other countries not to understand when we speak.
Somebody mentioned Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and let me add Ngozi Iweala. They speak and pronounce words the right way.
How can you pronounce :
Third as Tod, as in Tod mainland bridge
First as fost
Father as fada
Mother as muda
Excellent as exzellent
Chicken as shicken
South as sout
THE ABOVE IS FOR SOUTH WEST REGION

Rice as lice(Igbo)
Fresh as flesh(igbo)
Router as louter(Igbo)
Etc

U need to develop yourself and learn to pronounce words the right way, maybe using the online dictionary that pronounces word.
All the tribes in Nigeria lack certain vowels and consonants which invariably affect the english words.
Yorubas especially if you grew up in Ibadan, Osun etc- do not have H that's y they will pronounce house as ouse.
Eg: Tell aa(her) to see me in my ouse(House)

Ibibio/Efik- they don't have J and that is y they replace Junction/John with Yunction/Yohn
Etc

Hausa- don't have F n P, replacing People with feofle and friend with priend

Igbo- L is lacking in Igbo and they replace rice with lice.
Other tribes too.

Bottom line is pronounce words the british way

I am a nafdac consultant, do contact me and I will professionally register your product(s) if and only if all documents and samples require are provided.
Send a mail to prince75thompson@yahoo.com and copy grandtopinternational@yahoo.com or call +2348162219128 and pin:3282F148

sailovercn: i have a product i use to import from china but some people in my market area in lagos go to china and copy it and spoil the business for me is there any how i can register the product so those people will not copy it again pls somebody help me

Lemme know the product and I will guide u appropriately n if need be you contract me and the product will be yours

Kingsmen, u will need the following documents to register your diaper successfully:
1. Power of Attorney( which will be notarised by a notary public in the country of manufacture)
2. Manufacture certificate
3. Free Sale Certificate
4. Certificate of Analysis for all sizes
5. Exclusive agreement which will be for 5 years( the nafdac certificate is for 5 years)
6. Letter of invitation
7. Import permit
8. Trademark registration with the Ministry of Commerce
Etc
For the payment, the mini size will be N250k and the other sizes will be N150k
All these documents will be authenticated by a Nigerian Embassy in the country of manufacture
Some company manufactures 4 or 3 sizes which are Mini, Midi, Maxi and Junior. For each size, you have to present the same packaging say Mini contains 70 pcs per bag and it has to be sealed as if you want to sell it to a consumer and must have the batch number, production date, expiry date and the correct address of the manufacturer.

If you want to contract me to register the product for you, do call me on +2348162219128 to prepare the documents even the exclusive agreement or send a mail to prince75thompson@yahoo.com

Pls sign me up grandtopbizness@aol.com

Experience marketers for employment
1. 2-5 years
2. Minimum HND
3. FMCG experience added advantage
4. Both Male and Female

Please send CV and cover letter to grandtopbizness@aol.com

Shortlisted candidates will be contacted soon

We require 50 Tanker drivers to work in an oil company and atleast 3-4 years of driving experience in Lagos, do send ur CV to grandtopinternational@yahoo.com

There is an opportunity for Pharmacist who wants to add to their list of drugs, dry powder injections like cloaxollin,ampicillin etc for exclusive distribution in West Africa. I have asked the manufacturer to register the products with nafdac and they need experienced distributor with track records on this. Call me on 08162219128 for a meeting

The wahala in this country is accessing start p loans for profitable business ideas. Countries like Ghana and South Africa have angel investors. I have written to lots of them to give me loan for my business and each time I am told that, they are not in Nigeria yet.

I will encourage us to keep the faith and continue to work on what gives you joy and perserve for your set time will sure come.

Meanwhile I am an agent to a finance company in USA who can finance your projects from $1 million using a US Exim Bank facility(meaning no cash will be given to you) but your project will be financed up to 85% and you provide 15% . The 85% has to be collaterised(meaning a local bank will give a guarantee) and the process will start and your project completed and handed over to you.
There is another finance company too but that's for the big time business people starting from $20 million.

My products will soon arrive from Israel like roll-on(6 fragrances) roll-on and spray for mosquitoes, insecticide that if you apply today, u reapply in 8 weeks, bleach for coloured clothes, a product u will use in mopping the floor and it expels cockroaches etc. I will be looking for distributors throughout all the States of the federation.

It wasn't easy getting this breakthrough but trust and believe in God and not any man be it a Pastor, an imam or whosoever. Very soon I will let you guys know where to go for a loan facility but sorry you will need a collateral( that's our bane in Nigeria)

All these blind ACN supporters are carried away with the flashes of the so called Fashola achievements and I have to be frank here, I have not noticed what Fashola has achieved positively. Instead its the poor that are suffering, collecting toll after I might have paid my tax and driving the poor to the grave.

If he had wanted to ban Okada, why not bring up the alternative and not allowing us to be like India by allowing keke.

In all and all, TO ME I have not noticed any project beneficial to me as a person.

I must not support YOUR Fashola, if you don't like it, pls find a 500KVA transformer and give it a hug or go to the nearest LPG filling plant and drink the gas, kpele ooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Because you have an internet connections doesn't mean you should come here spill nonsense for sensible people like us to read.
Did the write up say GEJ suspended Amaechi or it is PDP?
Did you care to ask why he was suspended?
Can you fight the party that brought you to power and limelight?
The party caucus called Amaechi to rescind his deicision to suspend the LG officials but he bullshit them calling them all sort of names and challenging them to do anything and that he does not care

Mind you, this is his last tenure as a governor and he cannot do more than a dead rat. APC or ACN can never and will never win Rivers State

What I am going to write here is the truth, if u like attack me, since GEJ increased the pump price of petrol and subsequent partial removal of fuel subsidy and that affected many companies affiliated to people from the south west Nigeria. They started hating GEJ and since they have the press, the use it to attack his person the way they deem fit.
ACN Publicity Secretary went to an extent of saying the President should not use the Lagos roads, trying to draw the sympathy of Nigerians to APC or whtever party.

Forgetting that, all politicians are criminals and same ideology. GEJ and his cabinet are trying after all when OBJ was there he messed up but the South West never raised dusts this way. So many people don't know the workings of government and GEJ will not be so stupid to have left the presentation to do another thing.

Remember he is someone's father, stop calling him silly names and if u should continue, the generations next will condemn you much more than what you are calling him and excuse me don't gimme the crap that if I behave like him

That article was an April fool gift from blackberry, it is not true. I can give you the link to that story

Some Nigerians with their foolishness, out of the 300k apps on android how many hv u used or planning to u. U hv not travelled outside this country but you know how other citizens are not buying BB.
Take a case of somebody who complained of Z10 not having opera mini or UWC, u need to download the UWC on the phone. There are many apps on the BB world which you will have to download free or you buy them. So stop saying BB is for pinging alone, that is pure foolishness in the highest order. Z10 is a cool phone and those that r complaining of not liking touch screen should try it.
Z10 gives me PIN numbers of people I hv never met before though they r my friends on fb or twitter, let me not expose all go get one n start enjoying

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Thanks

They should not be paid but all congregate in your house to provide and feed them. Arrant nonsense

@Uboma Nigerian banks got lots of protocols and takes time also, we need this loan urgently and mind u the papers are genuine aiight

@Phecs its for real and the loan is meant for business and not for frivolous spendings

We have a property valued @N57 million in Lagos and we want to use it to get a loan of N10 million naira. Anybody who is interested or knows somebody who will be interested to call 08162219128 or 07080219171 for more details

Why do you want to sell it

BashToks: Technically a head can't be frustrated.. Lwkm.
Calm down Aragon, we're all just having a laff.. Noting wrong about that.
And weren't u the one that started using Insultive words? I only said ure frustrated.
Pele.. *makes milo and ovaltine for you* Oya drink and choke on it.
Asswipe!

Bastituta: guys be matured nw

babseg: I didn't want to reply you but after reading again I was pushed to. Firstly you don't have to insult people to pass your message.

Secondly I may not be able design a phone but what I'm designing and fabricating at the moment would definitely change the health industry.

A design of a fone cantmake it function well, its wht is inside that qualifies a fone being smart, be u a Nexus, Lumia, Samsung Note or whatever, we love BB and we are sticking with it. Go ahead and enjoy ur so called smartfones and don't call the users of BB foolish or whatever. Don't force ur opinion on anybody please

BashToks: Buhahahaha.. Dis one don frustrate.. Who force u buy BB. Ure just a victim of a MASSIVE LOCAL MARKET EXPLOIT by a compnay called Rim.
Apart from the OBVIOUS GAPING DIFFERENCE IN QUALITY between your err B and the real smart phones, some of us enjoy class and rarity and don't like to see our devices with every Tom, Dick and Dumbass on the street.

Toks, its ur head that is frustrated. U r so sick to an extent u don't knw how to address issues instead u r attacking me. What rubbish? What is so special abt the nonsense fone u r using. Its my choice to use BB and u can't force me to use another. I hate Nokia, Samsung and iphone just like u hate BB. To hell with u, nonsense

Phikom: I stick with BB until my 90 yrs on earth dat shows how primitive you are...

ITS UR F*THER THAT IS PRIMITIVE