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freeman191:
Source: [url]top10ng.com/top-10-misconceptions-yoruba-tribe/[/url]

Other tribes are dirty BUT Yorubas are VERY VERY DIRTY, from Lawanson to Lagos Island to Mushin to Ibadan, I will give them 80% for being dirty.

It is only in yoruba in EKO that u will find a woman that bears 6 children for 6 different men
(Note- all these might have been influenced by the old ways or character, maybe this generation will change all the misconceptions about their tribe since they are now inter-marriages that come with changes)

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Good luck

A friend is selling English Castle near to Birmingham with 28 acres ,56 bedroom hotel. It's a private sale as he is downsizing business. In ideal market would be worth £30 million but he is open to offers above £15 million. If anybody can get a buyer over £16 the commission is huge, this is no scam pls

Get in touch by dialling 08162219128 for more details

Hello Folks,

I need financing for diesel supply to Base stations in Ondo and Kwara and more will come for Lagos, Osun, Oyo, Ekiti and Benue State.
The total litres will be over 200,000 . If you are genuine and ready for business gimme a call on 08162219128 or send an email to thompson@grandtopinternational.com.ng

Thanks

jethro2:
Since the YABDI Ogbomosho project, I have received several calls and enquiries from nairalanders on the production and marketing of Tomatoes profitably in Nigeria.
Hence forth I am going to be writing on my experiences , mistakes, solutions and the way forward as Tomato farmer .
Tomato is a crop that has no enemy. No tribal, cultural, nor religious sentiments about tomato.
Both young and old loves and takes tomatoes.
Tomatoe can be eaten raw in salads or cooked in stew, soup and other delicacies

Please drop your email address and phone to contact you concerning tomatoes packaging and to meet those farmers. Thanks

knightsTempler:
Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and stupid.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Bros my God will bless u abundantly however I stole this and pasted on my facebook page. Thanks

Adeyinka12:
who told you yoruba girls are dirty,ok..when you listen to joke that has turn your brain upside down abi?that is one of the reason why i don't like igbos ,they just manipulate rubbish and want to make it real .oloshi jatijati

Oga ejoor take ur fight elsewhere, where did I mention yoruba girls as being dirty? Abi u nor dey see well shuoooo. I said yorubas too dey fear, if u don't understand what is chicken hearted

adaybayor:
you know Adekunle, right? but if you dont ask agbariojukwu.

Oga leave story, Adekunle had mixed blood of yoruba and igbo, a pure yoruba man or woman is naturally chicken hearted simples.

Other tribes hv their weaknesses but yorubas r something else

[quote author=DanceVille post=29526145][/quote]Another fact about Yoruba is that:

THEY ARE CHICKEN HEARTED

We seek a clean 3 bedroom flat in a gated compound in Oshodi, budget is #300,000.00

Please call me on 08162219128(Thompson)

iyabodeh:
Food after 7 and uncontrolled boozing with no form of exercise.
Blame in on the lack of common sense..

Madam, sorry I have that kind of stomach(laffs), I stopped eating 6pm, eat lot of fruits, take lot of fibre b during the RCCG 100 days fasting, d thing refused to reduce. I hv taken lot of this green tea n all sort of slim tea yet nothing has happened. I am just tired.
Note I do not drink beer at all

Graphene:
Fellow oga, I have heard of the mtk 6795. Its just a 64bit version of the mtk 6592. The only diff is that it has a slightly upgraded dual core gpu,apart from that its no match. Its just a toy compared to qualcomm's SD805, SD810, or apples A8, A8x

Oga, u hv not used MTK 6795 , y saying or writing things u hv not experienced before. Snapdragon n Mediatek r at par#My25cent

New 64-bit LTE True Octa-core™ SoC with World's first 2K support

MT6795 is a high-performance SoC which satisfies multimedia requirements of even the most demanding users, featuring multimedia subsystems that support many technologies never before possible or seen in a smartphone, including support for 120Hz displays and the capability to create and playback 480 frames per second (fps) 1080p Full HD Super-Slow Motion videos.

MT6595 embeds a range of MediaTek technologies, including:

MediaTek CorePilot™ heterogeneous multiprocessing technology which unlocks the power of all eight cores for outstanding performance with ultra-low power consumption and thermal control, as well as dual-channel LPDDR3 clocked at 933MHz for top-end memory bandwidth in a smartphone.

MediaTek ClearMotion™ technology to eliminate motion jitter and ensure smooth video playback on mobile devices

 

Features

64-bit True Octa-core™ LTE SoC with clock speed up to 2.2GHz
MediaTek CorePilot™ unlocking the full power of all eight cores
Dual-channel LPDDR3 memory clocked at 933MHz
2K on device display (2560x1600)
120Hz mobile display with Response Time Enhancement Technology and MediaTek ClearMotion™
480fps 1080p Full HD Super-Slow Motion video feature  
Integrated, low-power hardware support for H.265 Ultra HD (4K2K) video record & playback
Ultra HD video playback support for H.264 & VP9, as well as for graphics-intensive games and apps
Support for Rel. 9, Category 4 FDD and TDD LTE (150Mbps/50Mbps), as well as modems for 2G/3G networks
Support for Wi-Fi 802.11ac/Bluetooth®/FM/GPS/Glonass/Beidou/ANT+
Multi-mode wireless charging supported by MediaTek’s companion multi-mode wireless power receiver IC

Graphene:
Bro, its not really marketing, qualcomm has one of the best chipset as per core performance. Also you guys fail to understand that mtk chipsets uses ARM architecture while qualcomm makes use of a custom architecture just like apple. Checkout the benchmark result of snapdragon 800 vs mediateks mtk6592, the margin is clear. Let's not talk about snapdragon 810, its kills any opf mediatek latest offering. The only competitor to qualcomm is apples's A8,A8x custom cores as well as nvidia tegra cores

Oga it does not kill anything, hv u read of Mediatek 6795?

sunnyshayne:
As a father let me pretend as if what the man did was not morally challenging and bash the the money lender for having the mind to loan someone some money and collect his child as collateral. It was too harsh, I would rather not help the man!

Back to that man, I agree desperation can push a man to do the incomprehensible but don't he has relations, don't he belong to a religious group, don't he belong to an association, has he never had of NGOs who could help?

In his shoes I will explore these avenues and not rob peter to pay Paul.

Agreed desperation can lead a man to situation like this, it is a time like this you will know ur true friends and relatives.
Talking about religious bodies, it is now " every man for himself" churches are now selfish, if u r not rich forget it. Church members have cliques of rich members, it is saddening to say the least

Nsonaso:


Bro... I have 3 questions to ask you, 1 are you manufacturing for the masses or you want to manufacture for the Pros or for the both?

Talking about Camera:
Boosting high camera pixel size will not do you really good, your main focus should be Quality Lens from Sony and a very good tweaked Camera App to control your Camera Lens so as to get clean pictures (else you can still have a good Lens, high camera pixel size and still get a crappy pictures if you don't have a good Camera App)

Advice: You can port Sony Phones Camera App or Samsung Galaxy Camera App to work on your ROM.

Bros, I might not manufacture but when u go thru reviews on nairaland, u read lots of stuffs regarding what makes a quality fone. Especially when Tecno is mentioned and aside that, u see diff android fones brought into the country and methinks I shud find out those particular specs needed.
Nigeria should not be a dumping ground for all sort and knowing fully well that Samsung n other android manufacturers do not spend 25k to manufacture their phones yet they will sell it at outrageous prices becos of brand

Nsonaso:


Bro... I have 3 questions to ask you, 1 are you manufacturing for the masses or you want to manufacture for the Pros or for the both?

Talking about Camera:
Boosting high camera pixel size will not do you really good, your main focus should be Quality Lens from Sony and a very good tweaked Camera App to control your Camera Lens so as to get clean pictures (else you can still have a good Lens, high camera pixel size and still get a crappy pictures if you don't have a good Camera App)

Advice: You can port Sony Phones Camera App or Samsung Galaxy Camera App to work on your ROM.

Something like this-13MP auto-focus camera with SONY BSI 4th Sensor and Super Resolution Digital Zoom (5x)

Thanks man, well done

Please what is OTG and OTA?
Thanks for contributing

I have gone through reviews on nairaland pertending to specifications of a quality android smartphone or a tab.
Specifications in terms of camera quality
Battery rating
RAM
Internal memory
CPU
Screen size etc
Specifications which could aid a new brand phone to break into the Nigerian market.

My specifications are:
Front camera-8mp
Back camera-13mp
Battery-4100-4500mAh
RAM-3GB
Internal-32GB expandable to 128
Screen size-6 inches
CPU-Mediatek 6795,Octa quad 2.0
OS-Android lollipop V5

Please contribute n thanks

Olasoonky:
If it's made in Nigeria for Nigerians, then i must say, it's a total failure cos of the battery ratings. With our shady power supply, Battery life should be the Phones strong & selling point.

So what is the battery ratings for any smartphones coming in to Nigeria considering the power wahala we are experiencing?

I believe it is high time the youth of this country wake up from their slumber, team up together and form a new political party(Youth Party of Nigeria-YPN) to counter whatever the recycled old men are doing in this country. Old men r not ready to place this country in the comity of nations, they r selfish, wicked and overtly corrupt.

We are looking for commission agents in all states of the federation to sale and market our range of paper food pack to eateries and restaurants which will be based on commission.
Anybody is free to apply and here is the deal, if you can bring a business from a restaurant to order more than 200,000 pieces of the pack monthly, you will paid NGN100,000.00 monthly guaranteed
Here is my contact: thompson@grandtopinternational.com.ng or call 08162219128
Attached are the pictures of the packs, I have the samples which will be given to you to go about marketing

christemmbassey:
you are lieing, tithes is not used for salaries, i played piano for churches for many yrs, i never collected 10naira, offerings(collections) at every church meetings is more than enough to pay pastors salaries asuming they are too lazy to work.

Bassey let me put it to u that, u do not say what u don't know. If u decide to play the piano without charges then good and well. There are so many pianoist, drummers, trumpeters are are being paid monthly. In my parish for example, the drummer and paionist are paid monthly salary, the church administrator is paid salary also. At every month, the parih renders the account and remit to the church HQTR the remaining which is used for the expansion of the church at the camp and for evangelism.
If u don't want to pay the tithe so be it n on judgement day, we will see who answer the questions as to y u refused to pay ur tithe

jdilight:
You did not read my post if not you will not ask the first question.

Abraham gave his increase (which was the spoil of war) as at the time he met the priest. God for bids war now so your increase from war now is against Gods principle.

Tithe has been in existence before the law, for the law came by Moses who came years after Abraham and Jacob who had already paid tithe.

Any christian that has benefitted immensely from God for paying his or her tithe will continue to pay tithe. Those that say the Pastors are stealing from christians shouls stay clear of paying it.
U r hanging on to the grace of God? Bible says " shall we continue in sin so that grace may abound?"
Tithe is use for the expansion of the work of God , paying salaries of Pastors, drummers,church administrators etc
Nobody is forcing u to pay tithe biko, when u pay ur tithe n turn around to seek what the money has been used for, my friend you won't benefit from that

Stellaodoni1:
you are very wrong . Don't ever mention any amount. And yes you know your worth , but you might also choose to consider a lesser amount since there are no jobs . They will never pay you lesser than others on thesame level with you since the company has a grading system . And yes be confident but don't you ever mention any amount. Direct the question back to them . Eg . How much do you pay masters degree holders here ? They will never answer that . It's 50/50 - you might mention higher or lesser . I wish to throw more light on this but tired much .

It is wrong not to mention an amountan interview requires that u get prepared by knowing little details abt the company n that included finding out from the staff how much members of staff r paid at BSC or Masters level. U don't thru the question back to me and expect me to clap hand for u. U don't know ur worth, don't give excuse of " no job" n u quote no amount

Gooci:
As we all know, today, Oct. 15, 2014 is a horn-free day in Lagos state. Am currently at ojuelegba, 4.am and I keep hearing the blast of horns as usual.

What's the situation like at your place;

Can we truly do without blastin our horns in Lagos?

I was in a bus sitting by the driver and asked him, if he can drive without using the horn and he said yes. Within 3 seconds, the man blasted the horn. It is possible to drive without hooting the horn IF and ONLY IF, the campaign will continue until it settles in the minds of our people

e4emma:
Have been pondering on this subject matter for a while. An average guy thinkshis woman is trying to be beautiful and dress cute just for him, which should be the case naturally.But what do you make of it, say for marriied women..they dont need to impress the guy again now! yet they still spend hours b4 d mirror before they go to the market to buy pepper..(lols). Here, the guy is not with her, yet she still paint the crayons and the markers on her face. I feel its more than the guy now, seems these ladies just try to outdo each other. Yet we guys feels we are he reason they go through the troubles.


so ladies, lets hear you! Who do u dress to impress?
and guys, who do you also dress to impress?

#not seduction

Cos it is their nature to always look good

lalasticlala:
With the way some self acclaimed born again Christians behave sometime, one may not easily differentiate between them and those that are not born again.

So many Christians have abused this born again thing so much. Almost everybody claims to be born again when asked. Some even use their mouth to tell you that they are born again.

I once trusted an associate pastor, a born again, before and helped him by lending him some money. He promised to pay within a month or so. I did that when the shop he & his wife manage got burnt. But he couldn't pay as he promised. It lingered up to 2 years. Each time I asked for my money, he would make promises which he never fulfilled. At a time, I started collecting things from his shop and he was subtracting the money, and he also paid in stipends until I got my money back without using it for tangible thing. Meanwhile, he had grown up children that are doing fine. Of course they use to send him money.

This is just one out of the several experiences I have had with some 'born again' Christians.

I have equally encountered two born again Christians that I believe were real. Their characters spoke for them.

So are you a born again Christian?

Can you boldly tell us that you are a born again Christian?

Does your life style portray you as a true born again Christan?

What Qualities should born again Christians exhibit?

So many questions that need answers.

Its wrong for any supposedly born again Christian to tell you s/he is a born Christian, by their fruits we shall know them. Their lives is the bible people shud read and not what s/he says.

However, since the heavenly race is on going, its the mercy of God that covers the weaknesses of such sister or brother, nobody is perfect. Help in praying for her/him cos its only our God that is good and perfect.

Its a race which each and everyone of us MUST win to receive a crown. The weaknesses you have seen shows you that, we are human being ok

God bless you, meanwhile assist in praying for them cos on judgement day, there will be lawyer to defend the culprit and DON'T allow what you see to deceive you not to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal saviour, experience it yourself and you will be thankful to God for doing this

YoungDaNaval:
Noted. I Try This Out!

If you say such, I won't contact you again.

See the reason for that question is to know how much you are worth.
Be confident while responding to this question, looking at the interviewer eye to eye and mention a particular amount.
If you don't know how much you are worth, why should I bother myself employing somebody who doesn't know his/her worth