son of the monster!!!

Eh! Anus man.Where have you been?
NIce job u did there.

Na toothless dog

very funny!!!

Stale!!!

ok.If she isn't tight;you are not strong!!!

Bill Gates died in a FIRE accident. He found himself in the front of God,

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you really helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that wonderful  Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never
done before.  I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks you sir. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So
Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God said, "That was the screen saver".

I've seen somefn of that nature b4!

@.Dot

How u take know??

One day.A very young pretty lady decided to paint her room by herself.

When she noticed that her dress got stained so much ;she put off her wears.Leaving nothing on her.

Some minutes later,she heard a knock on her door.The followings are the conversation:

Visitor:Knock!knock!!knock!!!

Lady:Yes,Who is it?


Visitor:The blind man!

Lady:Ok.Come in,hearing that the man is a blind man


Visitor:Could not believe his eyes sighting the lady.Oh!You look very great

Lady:Looked very furious.But you said you are a blind man?

Visitor:Yes, I mean the window-blind man!!!

@ Poster.

Let me go to the popular side of the jungle and say TUAILLLEEEE!!!

Go hire a MIC ask am!!!

Lagos !!!!

nice !!! I've heard it b4 though

@ Baxilexi

He that is living in her is greater than he that is in the world oo.

If u want find ur Nokia Charger inside without address;U go miss road.The officer who entered has not been able to find his way u sef wan enter,Enter now

@ poster
your colleagues in the psychiatry would have understood u well.

@ Akym

No mind am o!!!

Na infection im be o.Run for ur life o

do u fink it shd be in Joke thread?

O ga oooo.Ben the troublsome boy

Yes! Sure you can attempt it in Nija as well?

ok o