₦airaland Forum

solmus:
that aint a call girl, that's an escort.. google the price difference and see if you are part of the anybody that can afford escorts

Mahn, that was too harsh!

RiyadhGoddess:
Why cry because an unknown entity called your baby ugly. Most probably from someone who haven't carried a foetus let alone a full term baby and who is not certain of ever carrying one in life. You know 100% that your baby isn't ugly so why get emotional over it? Like someone said up, come on Nairaland. Nairaland is the world capital of troll. If you can survive Nairaland, you can survive the outside world.
I've lost counts of the trolls, insults and all I have received and still receiving on Nairaland yet I am still here and is not ready to leave for them. I remain focus on these two things; Business and entertainment.
Don't let anybody words especially unknown entities get into you. Laugh or frown over them and remain focus. But Cry? No No!
Your Baby is Beautiful. As for the troll, have you heard of this saying "Monkey no fine but him mama like am" please mind your business!

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The Alina lady is quite a beauty!

Mahsums:
una go defend am wit all available resources cos he's Nathaniel

Very senseless comment.

tohyorsih2:
What virus?

So you haven't heard of the SARS-like virus killing your Chinese people over there? Sha no bring am come Naija o...na Amotekun we go use Chase you back.

tohyorsih2:
Shame on you if this is all you could think of

This Chinko girl has come again...hope you haven't contacted the virus o!

Yahman1:
Chai


See Beautiful Species of Female Homosapiens

Abeg who know the Shortcut to Russia from Nigeria

Pass through Suleja-Abuja road, there's a tunnel by the side just 10km into the journey. Turn into the tunnel...it leads right through to Russia.

drskyfly007:
chai am looking for a virgin to marry this year ....

You'll have to be patient Bro, many 'decent' girls today ain't virgins. Don't be received.

LINTUNE:
madam what's ur problem name,why mentioning me..and what did u mean by ur last statement

It seems she knows what you don't. Pester her well, she'll talk.

proudevil:
Vp: wow you are now a big girl pèlè, why is your hand so soft like this.

Princess: thank you sir.

Emir: ehm ehm,VP she is your daughter sir...khadija go and call your mama for me.

Even the emir is tryin to hold the vp's hand back.

Na wa for you o!

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against this pastor as what he wanted to do might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed to sleep with his church elder's wife. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh

Perhaps you didn't Know that Atheism, as practiced by Nigerian atheists, is a scam.

tungamaje:
When my son impregnated Amaka, I didn’t reject the pregnancy. I was already used to seeing them together. When it was clear to me that Ibrahim was the owner of the pregnancy, I started taking care of the girl as my daughter-in-law.

Madam, that's not how it is in Igbo culture. If you want to get a daughter-in-law, first approach the parents and pay dowries

Your comment is quite true. The guy's parents erred in that regard: accepting the girl without cognizance to the culture. This must have infuriated the girl's father.

The girl's parents must be punished too for taking this too far which resulted in the death of their daughter.

shakmati:
On a scale of stupidity, you most probably rank higher than I do as you obviously cannot separate rational thoughts from your emotions. If you have followed the history of the NE insurgency you would know that ISWAP has become a seperate group from BH. ISWAP has concentrated on targeting government officials and 'unbelievers'. You sit on your comfy chair and claim there's no justification for killing innnocent people yet tons of people are out there seeking to kill someone for religion's sake. The point is if there's local support for an uprising, is it not better dealing with root causes than fighting an endless war? I have not so far claimed support for any armed group but I am only insisting we deal with root cause rather than symptoms and you dare call me stupid. You are very stupid and idiotic. I also suspect it runs in your lineage. Learn to deal with issues without getting emotional..or else you are no different from BH. Mankey!

And your empty- skulled self has not even thought about the needless deaths of the Innocents in the destruction of "Government officials"? Who are the unbelievers, are they not part of the poor in the society? You are not only stupid, I can now see that you're also mentally derailed! Insane, to put it simply.

Use the little grey matter in your head, if you have any, and answer these questions.

Why kill "unbelievers" in your struggle when you know that the Government is the root cause of the problem, with the poor also suffering due to the lack of leadership in the area?

Why must it be Islamic?

Why must it be bloodly?

I won't answer you any longer as it shows it's a waste of my time. You're eternally insane! Bye.

Kindly listen to the guy who advised on siting it in a border town. It's really a good idea.

modsfucker:
Go site it in a border town, you may be selling three tankers a day

Lovely suggestion.

shakmati:
I am not a sympathizer. I am only being reasonable.

Then you're an Idiot if you think there's a good reason for killing innocent people. It's because you haven't lost a family member or a loved one due to this rubbish.

MorataFC:
You are the one who needs to be well totored with the hanky-panky of antichrist.
There are antichrists and there is Antichrist
If you are familiar with the book of revelation, antichrist will come as a friend to deceive many,


... read Revelation chapter 13:1-16 for better understanding.

If you call Freeze an Antichrist for laying bare his arguments with scriptural backing, then you lack the knowledge of the word of God.

Subduer:
DRONES are efficient in home delivery.

Bahdt guy! Home delivery of sorrow and tears! Na was o.

joeluv:
Lmao.... It is that exceptionalism that got BUsh to invade Iraq and has led to the death of 4000 Americans and millions of Iraqis. International relational is not all about military might....

How do you curtail a soon-to-be Nuclear-armed enemy from always attacking your interests? You show them you've got better and far more dangerous tools to use on them.

This is just about sending a message to other Nations that American lives matter everywhere.

Kizzygentle:
Who wants to bet the lady will finally give in to d boy and manipulate him in getting gifts and possibly money from his dad after he told her he got d phone from his dad abroad.

Your mind has travelled far.

Typhoonsbane:
If you're talking about military hardware then you obviously don't understand what we're saying here sir.

I only mentioned that Iran would think twice about attacking the US conventionally. But to think that the US made a mistake by killing the General is indeed a lack of understanding of the US foreign policy. It's called Exceptionalism!

Typhoonsbane:
It's just painful that this guys are clamouring for war and making it seem like it's a sort of game where you keep scores,the countries that records less death wins,these fools say this because they aiint got nothing to lose,I don't wanna see my families run for their lifes or get displaced over something that could have entirely be avoided.

Well, I'm not praying for a full-blown war. Did the General kill American citizens? Yes! That's the stance of the Americans. You cannot kill any of their people and go Scot free, whether general or not. We must understand that the US viewed the man as a terrorist and had to take him out.

This will never escalate into a war as Iran will not be foolish to retaliate in a conventional attack on America. They can't stand even the state of Texas in military hardware!

Typhoonsbane:
90% of comments here shows how Immature and ignorant nairalanders are,it's a shame.

Enlighten them please. Don't just insult, show them how intelligent you are.

HITdemUP:
Reading some comments above suggests we have a lot of immature guys on Nairaland.

So, show them maturity!

OgunLaakaye:
What is this one saying.

Are you alive

You are the dead one here as you've failed to understand what Kanu meant and simply rushed into a stupid conclusion.

Good luck to them on that.

highbee02:
I stand with MURIC, MURIC is comparing the Gregorian calender with Islamic calendar. We truly deserve equal treatment, ist of Muharam should also be declared public holiday.

We should also celebrate the Jewish holidays as we them in this country. Don't forget the Sango, Ogun, Amadioha, etc worshippers.

Even some Muslim countries celebrate New Year's day.

Pavore9:
For the Christians.

New Year day (the calendar was introduced by Pope Gregory XIII)
Good Friday
Easter Monday
Christmas day
Boxing Day.

Total of 5 days

For the Muslims

Eid al-Fitr (How many days do the FG announce as Public holiday?)
Eid al-Adha (How many days do the FG announce as Public holiday?)
The Prophet's birthday(How many days do the FG announce as Public holiday?)

So what's your point? Calculate the number of days last year given as holidays for each of the Muslim days mentioned. Don't be deliberately stupid na, abeg!

hisgrace090:
It made me to remember the book "think and grow rich" by Napoleon Bonaparte.

Hill

XaintJoel20:
Happy New year House.
What are the advantages and disadvantages of entering the USA as a married man as against entering as a single?

What are the opportunities for being a married person and being single in the USA?

Which is better?

Thanks.

Neither. Without any skills you're as worthless as anything. You'll just be managing odd jobs.

You could try Eastern Europe anyway.

EDataguy:
Yes, stick your dîck into a bee hive

Guy, you do Mara o! Beehive keh!