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I don't see a Beyonce on the list, where did you get the facts?

OgunLaakaye:
You watch too much American movies.

Don't mind the guy, he thinks it's like a game.

I'm not sure about Rwanda being an unhappy nation, things are working there than in Nigeria, so they should be happy.

kolajoo:
Today is my birthday, and my heart is full of nothing but gratitude. I pray that the Lord will grant me more special days like this to praise His name.

No one has shown me more love, care and mercies than You have done, Oh Lord; and on my birthday today, I want to thank you for all that You have done for me and the many more wonders that You are yet to do in this world for me.

I will drink and make merry today, because it is that wonderful day again and I give all credits to the Lord for making it possible for me. I pray for a joyful anniversary today and always. Amen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Happy birthday man! May the good Lord continue to bless you and yours. Amen. Enjoy!

Witcher:
That's Awesome!! No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

You're one of the 0.001% educated females in the Fulani Nation!

oyi1:
You Can Take Adamu Out From The Village

Buh You Can Never Take The Village Away From Adam.

Just Look @The Matching Outfit Of The Socks & Tie

He looks like a Wolverhampton player!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Good for you

But initially i thought the name "ozigbo" is from Edo state
Bini to be precise


I think i have to reduce my weed and alcohol

You sure have.

NextD18:
If as a man, in this generation, you don't know that marrying a virgin lady is the only way to avoid infidelity in your home, then be prepared to die young as a husband.

A woman who got married a VIRGIN can NEVER cheat so long as you are still sexually active as a husband, I keep saying this over and over again with authority.

She will NEVER cheat! You don't expect a non-virgin lady who has tasted all kinds and sizes of preeeq, styles of sex and other sexual related experiences to stick to your sexual prowess alone just like that. You don't!

Men should open their eyes and save themselves the stress and problems of infidelity. Go for virgins if you want a peaceful marriage.

How many virgins are in the world at present?

Crispels:
You are actually wrong. So far he is registered as a Nigerian, he will raise the Naija flag. He was once into Kickboxing tournaments and he fought as a Nigerian representative then.

We shall see then...if you say so.

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Crispels:
He actually fights for Nigeria. He is usually introduced as a Nigerian.

You and I know if it was the Olympics, he'd be raising the Kiwi flag.

Officialgarri:
Whereas in only 100 days, Ihedioha was almost done demolishing all his predecessor's works. It was this madness that court saw and decided to kick him out

I'm telling you. The crop of Igbo leaders of today need to be jailed for being extremely stupid. Aregbesola was in the same level when he was Governor with stupid policies, but when people started screaming at him, he adjusted.

beardedboy:
Firstly, it's wrong to insult other people's religion especially if it is a religion that is constitutionally accommodated. So that man should be apprehended for his sacrilege.

Secondly, those uttering insults above should be banned for their religiois intolerance. If we check now, they're from "religion of love". Religion of love indeed when they're the ones that go about insulting otger people's religion. But if their "lord, saviour and messiah" is called gay now they'll be kicking (bucket).

Finally, I urge the northerners to be calm and law-abiding. However they shouldn't desist in creating awareness till the culprit is punished.

How many heads have fallen since the movie was released? But if it was a movie about your prophet, scores of people would have been killed.

Why should anyone be arrested for speaking about religion, even a fellow Muslim? Instead of you to speak about the ignorance prevailing in the North, you're busy insulting others.

Mateen1000:
If no be say we dey get respect for Yoruba land ni
I swear i 4 call them Agbaya Onijekuje Meji, But NO i wont say a word, I reserve my comment

Na your papa money Adeboye chop abi?

Well detailed write up. I have only seen two pictures of him, I'd be happy if I could see more. Thanks.

SCORPION1902:
When will a Wuhan law maker back BUHARI?

Maybe we should ask Toyosii

A youth Corp member doing what a councillor or LGA Chairman should have done a long time ago. It's a big shame!

Kudos to her...it's on record for her.

Good one, but LinkedIn still remains the best though.

solmus:
that aint a call girl, that's an escort.. google the price difference and see if you are part of the anybody that can afford escorts

Mahn, that was too harsh!

RiyadhGoddess:
Why cry because an unknown entity called your baby ugly. Most probably from someone who haven't carried a foetus let alone a full term baby and who is not certain of ever carrying one in life. You know 100% that your baby isn't ugly so why get emotional over it? Like someone said up, come on Nairaland. Nairaland is the world capital of troll. If you can survive Nairaland, you can survive the outside world.
I've lost counts of the trolls, insults and all I have received and still receiving on Nairaland yet I am still here and is not ready to leave for them. I remain focus on these two things; Business and entertainment.
Don't let anybody words especially unknown entities get into you. Laugh or frown over them and remain focus. But Cry? No No!
Your Baby is Beautiful. As for the troll, have you heard of this saying "Monkey no fine but him mama like am" please mind your business!

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The Alina lady is quite a beauty!

Mahsums:
una go defend am wit all available resources cos he's Nathaniel

Very senseless comment.

tohyorsih2:
What virus?

So you haven't heard of the SARS-like virus killing your Chinese people over there? Sha no bring am come Naija o...na Amotekun we go use Chase you back.

tohyorsih2:
Shame on you if this is all you could think of

This Chinko girl has come again...hope you haven't contacted the virus o!

Yahman1:
Chai


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Pass through Suleja-Abuja road, there's a tunnel by the side just 10km into the journey. Turn into the tunnel...it leads right through to Russia.

drskyfly007:
chai am looking for a virgin to marry this year ....

You'll have to be patient Bro, many 'decent' girls today ain't virgins. Don't be received.

LINTUNE:
madam what's ur problem name,why mentioning me..and what did u mean by ur last statement

It seems she knows what you don't. Pester her well, she'll talk.

proudevil:
Vp: wow you are now a big girl pèlè, why is your hand so soft like this.

Princess: thank you sir.

Emir: ehm ehm,VP she is your daughter sir...khadija go and call your mama for me.

Even the emir is tryin to hold the vp's hand back.

Na wa for you o!

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against this pastor as what he wanted to do might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed to sleep with his church elder's wife. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh

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tungamaje:
When my son impregnated Amaka, I didn’t reject the pregnancy. I was already used to seeing them together. When it was clear to me that Ibrahim was the owner of the pregnancy, I started taking care of the girl as my daughter-in-law.

Madam, that's not how it is in Igbo culture. If you want to get a daughter-in-law, first approach the parents and pay dowries

Your comment is quite true. The guy's parents erred in that regard: accepting the girl without cognizance to the culture. This must have infuriated the girl's father.

The girl's parents must be punished too for taking this too far which resulted in the death of their daughter.

shakmati:
On a scale of stupidity, you most probably rank higher than I do as you obviously cannot separate rational thoughts from your emotions. If you have followed the history of the NE insurgency you would know that ISWAP has become a seperate group from BH. ISWAP has concentrated on targeting government officials and 'unbelievers'. You sit on your comfy chair and claim there's no justification for killing innnocent people yet tons of people are out there seeking to kill someone for religion's sake. The point is if there's local support for an uprising, is it not better dealing with root causes than fighting an endless war? I have not so far claimed support for any armed group but I am only insisting we deal with root cause rather than symptoms and you dare call me stupid. You are very stupid and idiotic. I also suspect it runs in your lineage. Learn to deal with issues without getting emotional..or else you are no different from BH. Mankey!

And your empty- skulled self has not even thought about the needless deaths of the Innocents in the destruction of "Government officials"? Who are the unbelievers, are they not part of the poor in the society? You are not only stupid, I can now see that you're also mentally derailed! Insane, to put it simply.

Use the little grey matter in your head, if you have any, and answer these questions.

Why kill "unbelievers" in your struggle when you know that the Government is the root cause of the problem, with the poor also suffering due to the lack of leadership in the area?

Why must it be Islamic?

Why must it be bloodly?

I won't answer you any longer as it shows it's a waste of my time. You're eternally insane! Bye.

Kindly listen to the guy who advised on siting it in a border town. It's really a good idea.