₦airaland Forum

olu77:
OREMUSSANCTUS the great propagandist You guys kept feeding the president with lies even when he is aready filled.

He is on every thread
I think he is on the new threads page refreshing and pasting.

upsonn:
A party that cannot get 100 votes..... Nonsense

This is what amuses me in the whole saga. Many Nigerians don't even know the names of registered parties talk less of their presidential candidate and this party is calling for postponement for them. They don't even have a candidate yet.


Abi is this fake naija news.

Brown and black

L0nestar:
Meatchew #Yawns

Commot for our road joor. We dey enjoy our thing.

[quote author=boluyongp post=31324584]Signs of end time. A friend was sold big "air pie" by a popular restaurant in Lagos at standard price..


Abaah, but if you ask me, na who I go ask? [/quote



Then important question is how much did he pay for this. If he paid less than 200 he got his moneys worth.

Nigerians used to seeing amounts that are beyond their comprehension.

Many people have no idea of the import of this amount.

bigv:
That's just one out of their tricks. Always patronise licensed gas stations.

Even the licensed ones play pranks. I have stopped sitting in The car to fill my tank. I don't say anything till I open my tank myself then I tell the attendant how much I want. Even with that some stations have already manipulated their pumps.

Welcome to my country nigeria .

Your bro is unemployed. I am surprised he didn't know this since December. How e do Christmas.

bushdoc9919:
Where is the truck's certificate of road worthiness?

Yes...laugh at me for asking this question. But is because we refuse to face this question.....that is why thousands of Nigerians keep on getting hurt yearly

All the times I have paid for road worthiness nobody has even seen my car talk less of inspecting it. I can assure you that the trailer had a pristine road worthiness which was done even this morning.

Road worthiness is an extortion racket.

Insurance papers are for police to free you.

Only the license and vehicle registration make sense the others are rubbish.


Welcome to Nigeria my country.

zyzxx:
don't go

Ok

In front if sweet sensations. That place is kinda busy always someone walking by.besides giw did he plan to drive the car out without the tally.

Unless he planned to loot the car or had obtained a tally from the security.

All in all he should be beaten small and sent to emergency for treatment. Then reffered to the police.

koice:
Seventh Son. 3 words: Piece of crap.

The first time I slept in a cinema was during this movie.

Followed by into the woods. Back to back.

I got home late at night and was awake through out.

zyzxx:


fact
Thanks boss

Women people just show up to like then disappear.

Let me reactivate ghost mode.

hardeywhale2:
If u hate Jesus press like....


If u hate prof. Muhammad press like

Many people are called Jesus. You need to specify Christ.

I don't know any professor Muhammad. Only the prophet Mohammed.

So Na me like am.

This one never even start to write


My kids write from their board to the wall and back. I know say I must paint house again. So no need to vex.

Redoil:
The man must be a severe mentally deranged fellow for doing such things

Didn't you hear. 21 million mad peeps be rolling in the streets with you. When you are in a bus or in the bank queue or in church or walking down the road even your next door neighbour. You never know when Hes gonna snap.

Well 20,999,999 people left to catch.

Suckers be born every second.

So yahoo still dey pay?

Omo boy Don hammer build house for him mama and papa. Send siblings go school marry girlfriend with 2 kids and Oyibo still dey here dey talk love...


When the IRS puts the squeeze no cry oh. Hope you've paid your taxes.

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
[i]So
[b]Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

[b]

Lol *** dies ***



Otutukpoyoyo nur and pry school.

Motto: mischief is power.

iceberylin:
Jesse remains second best

M.I the big picture man
Jags next to pose
Then ice then brymo I suppose.

youmour:
Add up all the rappers we get today and MI still tops dem all,he's debut album still murders every new joint out now,majority of u guys here are[b] probably into fuji (olamide and co) abi na phyn[/b]o una wan call best rapper,MI can relate with any audience anywhere,and everywhere,damn it.i dey vex sef just imagine say dem cut Nas off

awon goons mi. This song makes me laugh
Alobam. Nice one.


Dem still no reach. Mr incredible.

13 years. Mtn.

2002 till date.


Mum bought the phone/ sim for me then while in school. I have changed a lot of phones since then but the sim remains. Many peeps know me by that number even when they loose their phones.

Men buying a recharge card then wasnt beans 1500 a once.

Only 25%. What the hell are they using 125 billion to do in a year. Criminals.

It is well no more oil booty. Nothing firnuna to steal again. Better reduce it to 10% let's know you are serious.

125 billion. How much is education budget. Some states don't even get that amount.

God please rescue us.

This dress is brown and blue which one be all the other colours dem dey see.

Where white or black dey.


*** hits Nokia 3310 on the floor and looks again****

Same shit.

OLUJOSHINS:
a state govt lias with private organizations to achieve milestones that even the federal govt has not dreamt of achieving & U still chant gibberish about the state govt.


SMH.

A state govt liase with itself to rip of lagosians bla bla bla.

Smh back .

brennyB:
choi!!!!

Na die. The guy no fit carry am for real life

hardbody:
Thank God i watched this at my desk in the office using the office internet link, else i would have cursed myself. What is there to see or get confused about

So it is you design the data in the office. Okay.


Expect your query on Monday.

I remember his movie African child or African orphan. Its the only one I have ever seen and it was bad enough for me never to forget his name.

RICHIEBOI1:
A mobile policeman in Bauchi state shot dead his superior and former ADC to Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan, Superintendent of Police, Chris Eza (pictured above), yesterday February 26th in Bauchi.

According to family sources, Chris Eza had gone out to get food at an eatery along Ahmadu Bello way around 9pm when he saw some police officers on patrol. On observation, he found out that one of them, the suspect, was not properly dressed and immediately cautioned him. The junior officer got angry and began to grumble for being told to dress properly.An angry Chris felt his action was unacceptable and warned the officer that he was going to disarm him if he didn’t take care. Instead of apologizing, the junior officer cocked his gun and threatened to shoot his boss.

He told Eza that if he came close to him, he would shoot. Calling his bluff, Eza moved towards the officer, who immediately opened fire. Other officers around rushed Chris to the Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital (ATBUTH) Bauchi where he was declared dead on arrival.

The officer has since been arrested and investigations into the motive for the killing is ongoing.

Is this for real. I think its high time the govt reviews the category of people who it places guns in their hands. 21million with mental illness guess how many Mans cops are rilling around with loaded guns.

Meanwhile I feel for the dead officers family but not for him. I belong to the group that has been brutalised for just being a Nigerian by people who are paid by my money.

God punish most of the police. Their lives are never good. Check well.

OLUJOSHINS:
.




I thought of the new facilities in the health sector of Lagos state (that makes Lagos state university teaching hospital the best in Nigeria in terms of facilities). these facilities caused employment of more staffs by the state govt, hmm. Baba Fashola. Best ever.

.

Duck you and fashola. Lies from the pit of hell. The functional shit here are PPP public private partnership.

Guess who the public is

BT labs
Deux project
High dependency unit.

Guess who owns and runs them