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those guys be like lemme connect to my african chicks roots. maybe she would let me get some.

























others be like UN recognizes us.


i didn't say anything oh.

whats up with wells and drownings, the other time some dude chased a goat and drowned now two peeps have also drowned in wells.

RIP though.

oga psychiatrist, we don catch one here remaining 20,999,999.

ok

tyson55:
(Bloomberg) -- Nigeria, the biggest economy in Africa, will probably face violence in the aftermath of its elections this month no matter who emerges the winner among the leading candidates, according to Control Risks Group.
A victory for President Goodluck Jonathan, a Christian from the crude-producing south, would pose a “real potential for civil unrest” in the north, Thomas Horn Hansen, senior Africa analyst at Control Risks, told reporters on Thursday in Lagos, the commercial capital. There’s also a “potential for backlash” in the oil-rich Niger Delta if former military ruler Muhammadu Buhari, a Muslim northerner, unseats Jonathan. Companies are preparing for either scenario, said Hansen.
Nigeria, Africa’s biggest oil producer, is holding elections on March 28 following a six-week postponement. The ruling People’s Democratic Party, undefeated since the end of military rule in 1999, is facing what may be its toughest contest after opposition parties merged in 2013 to form the All Progressives Congress.


The last vote in 2011, which also pitted Jonathan against Buhari, was followed by violence that left about 800 people dead, according to New York-based Human Rights Watch.
Nigeria’s presidential candidates signed an agreement in January committing to keep the peace. Africa’s most populous nation is already struggling to contain a six-year insurgency by the Islamist group Boko Haram that has killed more than 13,000 people in the northeast. The elections initially scheduled for Feb. 14 were delayed to give the military more time to subdue the rebels and ensure the safety of voters.

Economic Impact


“Both the PDP and the APC share an interest in managing the forerun of the elections and minimize the impact on the economy,” Hansen said.
Tackling corruption is a priority for both candidates, which means in any event businesses may face more scrutiny after the vote, Gbenga Abosede, a practice leader for compliance, intelligence and technology at Control Risks, said at the same meeting.
“Corruption is a major issue in this election,” he said. “I think this is a trend that is coming to stay, so businesses need to watch out.”
Nigeria is ranked 136 of 175 countries in Transparency International’s 2014 Corruption Perceptions Index, on par with Russia and Iran.


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-12/nigeria-vote-may-spawn-violence-whoever-wins-control-risks-says?cmpid=yhoo

the most important facts are highlighted. the peace accord they signed will be like toilet paper to the losers supporters. i only pity the imbecilic youths who would risk their lives on account of peeps who don't care.

may God protect this nation, we are on the brink of greatness, whoever wins will know what the masses expect.

i also feel its time for us Nigerians to also have a good look at our senators and representatives who senate and represent millions of naira a month to themselves for making laws nobody is interested in, laws that do not affect the common man on the street. they also need to be kicked out. they serve no function other than wrapping their tentacles and suckers upon the Nigerian treasury.

it is well. we are watching you all.

rocks!!

source.

though rumors from the beer joint claim that Mauzu is annoyed over remarks by mama peace concerning his kinsmen's and their penchant for fathering children they cant take care of.

don't know how true, the guy who told me had one big orijin in front of him.

ok.

election don near and its time to spend money.

good one though if true even though many of them might not still vote you. all the best oga jona

ok.

election don near and its time to spend money.

good one though if true even though many of them might not still vote you. all the best oga jona

who dey find am.

everyone knows this. the point is that let us all know that 4 years is a very short time and you can squander a lot of goodwill in that duration. imagine if Jonathan had done well buhari wont have a place to hang his hat talk less of shaking a sitting president.

well 2 weeks to go, any how elections will come and Nigeria will remain.

God bless naija.

The solution from your write up is to return your waec result. you obviously cheated.

ok.

election don near and its time to spend money.

good one though if true even though many of them might not still vote you. all the best oga jona

this pic has been over flogged its no loner funny

isnt this one supposed to be a mother in her own house. abi na me dey misread the whole tori?

Men there's a ghost on this thread. I can see krasid but who's the other liker.

Krasid:
This is war!

Really.


" cocks likergun"

Here we go.

koice:
-"John Wick": One word - Epic
-"Deliver Us From Evil": One Word - Creepy.

Is john wick that good. Is it worth the data?

koice:
You gotta love time loop movies. "Edge Of Tomorrow" plays with your mind, keep you at the edge of your seat and finally wrapped up with the biggest mind fvck of all. Totally loved it!

Tom Cruise movies never disappoint.

The only movie I have watched twice in the cinema and downloaded a HD copy. Still watched it this week.

As you said it was a mind bending movie. I love it.

Free one abeg

armadeo:
Enjoy your life and let others enjoys theirs.

PS you are a liar. I was jobless enough to check your posts and the first page proved your lying tongue.


Now like this and move on.

Krasid. You just park for here abi? I dey look you

koice:
Seriously dude, are you sure you're okay at all??

I fear my head.

BornSad:
Hhmm..... Bunch of jobless people with no future.

Useless thread.
I have spent years on Nairaland and never have I made any post that didn't get, at least, one like. So I can not win in such a thread dedicated to loosers!

Get some life, peeps! Shit!

**_{Spits on thread!}**

Enjoy your life and let others enjoys theirs.

PS you are a liar. I was jobless enough to check your posts and the first page proved your lying tongue.


Now like this and move on.

Bloomyloo:
Lmao. Heard this funny gist then in Uniben...so na una be the culprits Abi?..The story was so funny then.

Na we oh.

People dey sha. See where una dey put eye?

9jatatafo:
Imagine the doctor tell my wife say diabetes dey communicable, say my wife fit contract the condition from me through sex!!!! I fear the man. He just like money too much. Later I meet and tell am say I go report am to NMA. I bow for am ooo. FBS that time na 1k 4 times a week. The metformin he dey administer, he nor gree tell me the name.

Guy you have been consulting a herbalist.

Or some dude called Joe.

Blebleswag:
And u takin it seriously?

Nope. They were just funny. made me laygh

Blebleswag:
Na wetin concern agbero with overload? Na only d money waka come

Your responses are hilarious.

ribbit:
go to general Hospital yourself.

Been there. They dont have your statistics. Maybe they forged records to cover it up that's why I asked if you have it.

[quote author=desertboom post=31530642][/quote]Sorry for your loss, however I must ask what was your aunt doing in a hospital for 4 days on admission with no dr in sight. Who then treated her for the 4 days.

ribbit:
what condition are you talking about exactly? Have you really been to standard Nigerian hospital lately? Some of the hospitals are state of the art... But most Nigerian doctors just simply suck. Most goes into the profession for prestige and not exactly for passion. No research, nothing nothing... They can only handle small sickness like malaria... The surgeons are the suckest.. If Nigeria surgeon operates on 10 patients, there is probability that 5 would die.. Go to general hospitals and see something yourself.

Do you have any facts/ figures to back this up?

9jatatafo:
Most naija doctors are just after money. I am diabetic and the doctor who was managing the condition was dare DEVIL, I almost died and I developed neuropathy because of his useless advise and treatment not until I met an old family friend who is a gynea that God used in bringing me back to life and still having foot pains. a doctor who could not tell me to get a common glucose meter to be checking my sugar level always, instead he will say come to the hospital for your test always.

Lol. This your dr Na die. Even the FBS money e wan chop.

Meanwhile say one Nigerian dr u know not most.

Why is the buyers name not revealed. What did the buyer want to do with the child.

Until all this people are exposed this would continue. All this name withheld shit has to stop. Let the world know, let your family know who u really are.

Police would collect their own and set the bastrd free.


This has to stop.