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harry509:
ok oooh madam, me y wash ur pant b4 u put it on ok...

olodo lol

harry509:
y tellin him 2 ask his mother? Is jst a thread, so..... Evri 1 is free 2 earn his or her view. Pls work on ur brain ooh.

it's true na he shud ask her, I am not insulting anybody I just mean it, let him ask his mom that question she would be in a better position to answer him truthfully, nothing do my brain na ur own something do cos u nor understand simple english!, if someone told me like That I won't pick offence, if I know I can't ask her then my brain will tell me that I am thinking nonsensical things stewpid things are what people who have nothing good to do with their time ask isn't it? , cos if u did have something to do with ur time u won't ask nonsense questions right? God knows am talking sense right here!

charloski:
Why bring up his mother here... just common sense.... answer the question...

na still something reasonable I still talk, as ur mom na bad ting? I cuss am?, if e pain u, u nor dey go die?, nonsense fellow

simdam500:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/2-year-jail-for-offenders-of-abusive-statements-on-social-media/

of course when somebody says the truth about this bloody cun3 and d bastards ruling it it's always "false" nor be una murder fela for saying the truth? oya na! There is no peace for the wicked, Don't forget that

otijah:
A thread was created few days ago on how often should a guy change his boxers. And comments were flying in, mostly from the ladies that we are fond of changing it after 2 or 3 days.
Well am of the opinon that ladies also pose this same characteristics with little experiences I have come across
I know of a girl who changes her panties after 2days, and don't ask me how I came to know about it
My ex gf also does it too, but not always

So ladies while you sit and criticise the guys for our inability to change our undies daily, I also think u people are also found guilty of this too, its just that we don't hav such access 2 carry out these investigations bc of how strict you people are in covering your body
Guys what do u think?

ask ur mother, she would be in a better position to answer that naive question #jusbeinghonest

keeptalkin:
YES!!! i need someone who is fluent in the urhobo language it could be a male or it could be a female. The whole idea is to teach ME a matured British Born Nigerian male how to speak my language.

You should not only be well versed in the urhobo language but should also have the ability and aptitude to teach. We can use the bbm medium or whats app medium but i prefer whats app. I can't give who ever is interested cash but i can send airtime and pay your monthly subscription. My bbm is 58CA1F1C. I don't want to leave UK line here but put your whats app number here and i promise i will message you or call you if you so wish

Thanks for reading

oshare magaye?,

Nobody can answer my question because they are all scared to say the truth!

Jolllyjoy:
what a mentality!

I saw ur pic ur fuaking ugly

Jolllyjoy:
what a mentality!

na waa for u do!

Jolllyjoy:
I think a guy is supposed to insist on using condoms knowing fully well he isnt ready for undue responsibilities..



All those immature dudes.

it is only a stewpid bitatch that don't now how to target her ovulation period

PunkyVeer:
Wow, really? Maybe they haven't seen someone dying of AIDS before.

maybe na aids na e kill the op's papa kmt rubbish!

ALKARULEZZ:
Jessica Rabbit, 25-year-old Pixee Fox has received 15 surgeries and had 6 of her ribs removed in her quest to look like a cartoon character. Her waist is now a record-breaking 14 inches. The surgical procedures have costed her over $119,200.




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d man wey wan do am he phallus go be toy, stewpid idiot!

seunt4ut:
It's funny that some folks will claimed to be gay/lesbian after 3 kids at home Hehehehe. Confused people.

stop chatting breeze cos u don't know who is hearing u and the devil might send someone to tear ur anus like firewood, and it will start to leak engine oil, and den ur children will say "papa your nyach dey leak o see oil kai!go work for NNPC daddy"

trisha01:
We've heard it ALL before. Right, ladies?
"I know I should've insisted on using a condom ,
but he was just so hot/amazing/charming/
sexy/rich/famous/out of my league that I
didn't want to risk ruining the moment."
Let's just take a moment to explore what that
actually means, shall we? So basically, what's
being said here is that you didn't want to risk
ruining the moment by insisting the guy wear a
condom, but you were totally down with risking
your entire life, health and future?
Condom negotiation really comes down to self-
esteem, self-respect and self-love. If we
actually respect ourselves and our bodies—if
we truly commit to practicing self-love and
protective measures to keep ourselves safe and
healthy at all times—we wouldn't even think
about compromising our sexual health and
safety for anyone.
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And please don't go by the "he/she looks
clean" line based on their level of attractiveness
or sex appeal because the reality is, the sexier
and the better looking they are, the more sexual
opportunity they have. What that REALLY
means is more times they got lucky and
managed to sweet-talk some poor sucker
(pardon the pun) into doing the deed unprotected
after using their token, adorable pouts and
playing the oh-please-but-i-really-like-you
card.
Next time you're in a similar situation, here are
some witty counter-responses to address
these 7 slimy old excuses a guy may use to
coerce you into having unsafe sex:

1. "But I love you."
Yes, and the things we love can often kill us like
chocolate, laughter, dancing, combat computer
games and taking selfies whilst on vacation.
Whether you love me or not, there's no way I'm having sex with you without a condom because
I love myself enough to care about my body
and my health. Conversation OVER.

2. "But I work out/I'm a health freak."
Boy, I know you can lift, but do you even read?
Maybe if you spent as much time educating
yourself about sexual health as you did bench
pressing, we wouldn't need to have this
conversation. Read my lips, Hercules: No
condom, no sex.

3. "But I'm a medical professional (or other
health professional of some sort)."
Yeah, so was Dr. Jekyll, and Lord knows he
had a hell of a lot to Hyde. What you do for a
living doesn't correlate with how sexually
responsible or safe you are. Just think cocaine
and sex worker-addicted ex-neurosurgeon Dr.
Suresh Nair, found guilty of the manslaughter of
two Sydney escorts. Having to argue with you
about why I insist on using condoms is the
OPPOSITE of sexy. I’m done explaining myself
to you.

4. "None of the other women I've been with
insisted on condoms. Maybe you have
something you're not telling me."
Well yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a few
things I'm not telling you about (like, oh I don't
know, dignity, intelligence and self-respect for a
start!). Comparing me to other women you’ve
been intimate with and questioning my sexual
health status simply because I am sexually
responsible and practice safe sex isn’t really
my idea of pre-intimacy. I'm glad I've seen your true
character. Thank you, I'm leaving now.

5. "But I'm married/I have kids."
So did Robert Reed from the Brady Bunch but
that didn't save him now, did it? (R.I.P. Mike
Brady.) Sorry, but your DILF status doesn't
make you any less susceptible to STI's. My
stance on safe sex is non-negotiable, and if
you're not willing to respect my personal
choices, I don't think our relationship needs to
continue.

6. "We don't need to use condoms because
you can't get pregnant."
Well, technically speaking, neither could the
Virgin Mary, but baby Jesus was living proof
that stranger things have happened. And
besides, an unwanted pregnancy is the least of
my concerns when it comes to unsafe sex. I
don't know about you, but I'd much rather have
a bump on my belly than someplace else. With
God as my witness, I don't risk my sexual
health and safety for anyone. No condoms, no
sex. Amen.

7. "But no one our age uses condoms. That
safe sex stuff is just for young people and
doesn't apply to us oldies."
Honey, your sexual health knowledge is just
about as outdated as your genitals. There has
been a dramatic global rise in STI's among
seniors in the last few years, so as long as
we're having sex, condoms are as necessary
and applicable to us as they are anyone else.
Age does not equal STI immunity. Get with the
program Old Boy—no condom, no crumpet. Got
it?
Oh, and just in case the anachronous "I'm
allergic to latex/condoms" spiel gets thrown
your way, please note that non-latex condoms
made from polyisoprene are available in all
major stores, supermarkets and convenience
stores.
And to keep you one step ahead of the old "I
don't have a condom with me" defense, step
up and be a woman of the Millennia; keep a
couple of HEROs in your handbag or purse just
in case. For women living in the year 2015,
carrying condoms doesn't make you a LovePeddler, it
makes you smart, prepared and responsible.
Practicing sexual health protection measures
doesn't suggest promiscuity, but it does
scream self-love and respect.
By not standing up and asserting your right to
practice safe sex to the men out there who
insist upon challenging responsible sexual
health practices, you are actually contributing
to the problem. You're making it extra difficult
for the women who ARE confident and
unashamed to stand their sexual ground.

Don't be that girl.

naive human being naxo ur fada use condom sleep with ur mama produce u, u talk breeze, have u heard of a HIV test? I am not sure my girl don't like condoms so the best way is to be faithful to each other!!! U talk anyhow o.p pikin

Riwo11:
The white girl topic is like the elephant in the room right now. Everyone sees it, but no one wants to acknowledge it. Well I say why not acknowledge said elephant. So here’s 10 reasons black men prefer white girls (if you’re offended, f#ck you and your feelings).


10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’ only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.



09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with other races though. They wanna fight. Always.


08. It’ easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber," is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua. Just saying.


07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than other races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.


06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music.


05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.)


04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is.


03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.


02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case. Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:


01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl.

Source: www.riseup247.com

that's so true, my brothers are in the UK and dey got white girls I am the odd one out phuking black pucci with thier fulish behavior kmt!!!, I think I need a turn around I am takin too much trash from dem

mloveth:
The lady pictured below is simple identified as Blessing. She suffered domestic violence from her husband.

The Blessing shared her story at the ongoing Activism Against Gender Based Violence organized by popular activist Dr. Joe Odumakin.....

See more photos--->>> http://www.mokgist.com/lady-shares-heartbreaking-story-of-she-suffered-domestic-violence-see-photos/

she looks like a stubborn and stewpid idiawtic woman! #just saying (if some bitches don't get their ass beat their mind nor dey reach ground

Lucialovely:
op u know snap am well

nor be he preek u wan see? All the preek wey dey mama u big pass am jor! Dat one go float for inside ur well! Yeye

adebayo201:

potbellied men

mekd:
Idiot... what a fool he is.. he deserves to rot in jail..

firing squad is best!

Islie:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/man-loses-belongings-over-wifes-n4k-bank-debt/


Pic 1: Segun and his wife at the premises of the bank with other victims waiting helplessly

Pic 2: Office of the micro finance bank which seized Segun’s belongings over N4,000 debt

may God cart away their life because of the sin dey commit A.men, let's see how they will like it, this micro.fin I never like am from time anyway the devil nor dey give anything for free

zik4ever:
https://dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Dalong_Buhari.jpg

A pro-democracy non-governmental organisation, the Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria, has asked President Muhammadu Buhari to probe the Minister of Sports and Youth Development, Solomon Danlong, over his preference for appearing in red beret cap and dress that “depicts him as a suspected member of one of the banned confraternities/secret cults in Nigeria’s tertiary institutions”.

The Rights group said it was worried that if appropriate clarifications were not immediately provided and the minister asked to desist from dressing comically on national stage, it could be construed that Buhari’s government had officially endorsed the particular secret confraternity that is identified by the adorning of red beret and dresses that looks like military fatigue.

The group said Dalong’s style of dressing violates extant national dress code in a purely civilian-led democratic government and must be checked forthwith.
HURIWA has also asked the military authorities to question the minister for adorning dresses that bear semblance to military combat fatigue.

HURIWA in a statement signed jointly by the National Coordinator, Comrade Emmanuel Onwubiko, and the National Media Affairs Director, Zainab Yusuf, called on Buhari to call Danlong to order and compel him to dress properly and decently so as not to send confusing signal and impression that belonging to any of the confraternities renowned for causing intra-campus uprisings resulting in violence is now an acceptable national past time.

HURIWA said it had no concrete evidence to link Dalong to the membership of any of the campus cults but expressed strong reservations that his choice of dressing in symbolism and tangible costumes closely related to what some of these dreaded groups wear was worryingly traumatic.

“If the minister strongly feels like wearing a distinctive clothes then he can as well adorn himself with the validly permitted legal regalia or alternatively he can take a Chieftain title that will guarantee him a unique dress mode that won’t attract suspicions,” the group added.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/26/probe-sports-minister-he-dresses-like-a-cultist-huriwa-tells-buhari/

una nor dey all this juju cult, wey una dey sacrifice innocent blood?, when pesin talk to much he dey loose guard dey confess he stewpidity o yeye! God dey come for una, devil go punish u buhari!

Pelhumie:
And Lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from Evil....,bt bt,so as 4 us nt to see dia faces....see as dm resemble aliens.

if dey open am for u, u nor go foak?, u dey carry dey talk o! Lol

harbdulrasaq88:
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In a bid to enhance security in the state, the Lagos state governor, Akinwunmi Ambode today commissioned some security apparatus worth N4. 765 billion. Among the items commissioned include 100 4-Door Salon Cars, 55 Ford Ranger Pick-Ups, 10 Toyota Land Cruiser Pick-Ups, 15 BMW Power Bikes/Cycles, 100 Power Bikes, Isuzu Trucks, 3 Helicopters , 2 Gun Boats

5 Armoured Personnel Carriers Revolving Lights, Siren and Public Address System, Vehicular Radio Communicators Security Gadgets, including Bullet Proof Vests, Helmets, Handcuffs, etc Uniforms, Kits, etc; and Improved Insurance and Death Benefit Schemes...

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http://www.newshelm.com/2015/11/photos-ambode-commissions-helicopters.html

I hope when all dem stewpid Nigerian poilce finish drinking ogogoro an fighting each other they nor go land d helicopter on pesin house ooooo? U know all these Nigerians can do the most stewpid thing that an imbecyl never even though of #justbeinghonest

Osirimononaye:
Honestly I Love Your Write Up...Very Educative
*No End Time*..

Na u knw

oluwaSmith1:
The ArchBishop of Enugu Ecclesiastical Province of the Anglican Communion, Most Rev. Dr. Emmanuel Chukwuma, on Friday in Agbani, Enugu State dropped a bombshell as he warned of a powerful demon dwelling at the Enugu State Government House.

DAILY POST reports that the ArchBishop spoke at the burial ceremony of a former First Lady of Enugu State, Nnenna Agnes Nnamani.

Chukwuma, who cautioned the Enugu State Governor, Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi against moving to the Government House, said plans should be made to demolish the government house or exorcise the demon inhabiting the Government House.

Nnenna is the wife of a former Enugu Governor, Senator Chimaroke Nnamani.

More to come…



http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/27/demon-is-occupying-enugu-government-house-archbishop-chukwuma/

the only demon is chukwuma himself and all those bloody politicians! So that's true and nigeria is controlled by a general buharilistic demon! Ooooooo I am getting scared Ooooooo hey!

Na shame dey kill her head!, na e make her talk say she see wetin she dey find, maybe na gbig gbola na she see!

Still available

ChikaSunday:
I nd 2 ask u something

wots dat? Go ahead and ax

Ladies and guys, what is the first thing that comes to ur mind when a man/woman says he/she likes u, is it his money, sex or love? Be honest and don't lie God dey see u!