₦airaland Forum

Johnsown1:
i don't know wht has happen to our system man, some times when u want to put ur dick in them,don't be surprise to find condom dia or it is over size.

lol

sexiestchic:
Why do girls call other girls "boyfriend snatcher"? I rilli don't get it o (Dey call it "snatching skills" forgetting abt d GUY that ASKED HER OUT o. As if d girl pointed a gun @ him and forced him to date her...plus i hvnt heard a guy call a guy "girlfriend snatcher" hiaan!!!! Dis kine tin! Seriously, if ders any1 to be blamed, its d guy and not d girl. Girls hav jus got 2 try lov demselves!

she would only do that if she truly loves u and doesn't want to loose you to a LovePeddler, if u leave ur guy to do things like that or u don't feel the same way it means ur not serious about him

johnstar:
After playing hard to get, u r here beggn for serious relationship
Nd u feel dis is d ryt place??

Show d men ur pix

stewpid temptation women

sexiestchic:
like I said, its from a story dt was posted on SDK's blog!

kpele!

ayusco85:
Shut up. I feel like slapping u. Ur kind don't ever help without expecting something in return

go and slap your mother first my son, you wan sound like better man here on nairaland just to see if u fit find babe here when 1 naira nor dey ur pocket free toto na u dey find. Devil punish you!!!!! WETIN I MYSELF DON DO FOR THOSE UNGRATEFUL WOMEN ONLY GOD KNOWS!, so stop writing stewpid things like ur life saying u wan "slap " pesin cos if I meet u, u probably can do next to nothing to me, Fool!

arabianights:
HMM i take it you are joking or not enlightened at all.

no am not , because I'm from UK, smh

flawlesRebirth:
hy? been home all day(infact through out last month)... being bored... my friends gone for holidays.....and m really alone and bored.....wana hangout? and chill? or u in the same SHOEs wif me?...
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pls raise up your hands..

lol no I don't wanna hangout because if I wanted to hang out I would have gone outside to hang myself before I read ur post lol

almustaqin:
SOME GUYS ARE SO IRRITATING
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So ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it!
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The worst part is you don't even say it correctly... you'll visit a girl's wall to see posts like,
"Thanks for acceptment".
"Thanks for Accept".
"Thanks for the acception"
"Thanks for the acceptation..."
"Thank you for acceptizing my request..."
"Thanks for being acceptive..."
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Imagine!!!!
I even saw one recently, it goes like,
"Thanks for accepting my request. May God bless you and your family, anything you seek you shall find...any weapon fashioned against you shall not prosper... every evil obstacle will be diverted in GOD'S name.
AMEN!!!"
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This whole prayer for an ordinary request? Damn it guys! This is not a way to get a girl on Facebook, It's high time we grew up and act maturely.

don't mind those stewpid men, dem dey do as if say dey nevaa see toto for their life

Shamstiel:
I created a thread to propose my love to the one time real crush I have here on nairaland but she destroyed my heart with a comment I can never imagine. Punkyveer reuined my day and my stay here on nairaland. I don't think I can handle this anymore. I feel hrt broken. So long punkyveer. I love you and I switch you luck with the other guy

Goodbye romancelanders.. .

forget those stewpid bitches a bitch is not the most important thing that u need for now, I'm sure?

Johnsown1:
[b][/b] there is a gal that i wanted to date and luved. Bt her interest is in my pockets anytime she sees me,she becomes hungry and request for cash and i gave in to her demand, for while i stopped and starts giving her excuses when ever she requested. Bt as time goes on our pre mature relationship deteriorated and each time i calls her for a discussion, she will nt come bt gives me excuses and today when i called her she said she was coming bt didn't show up as usual.
Right now am really tired of calling. i just quit and deleted her from my memory and am kind of lonely.
Man no be stick, cos i feel like holding a lady sometimes, so i don't know y is hard to fall in luv or the once i have meet are goldigars,
so wht do u think

because the are what they are "bitches" (American voice) now days the factory nor dey produce good woman, only the one to bong with ur dick pay dem off and forget their ass just like the way u knew them

Chacha87:
I'm a 29year old single lady residing in Canada. If you're a MAN between the ages of 30-40 living in either Canada or America, and ready for a serious relationship, you can reach me on BBM:59E84894. I'm not comfortable enough to publish my mobile number here, so BBM it is.

Don't add me if:
1. You are female
2. You're not within the age range

When you add me, we can talk more and you can ask your questions. No time wasters please, I'm so busy I can't deal with such.
I'm more interested in men within the stated locations for the ease of proximity, but men outside those locations are not entirely ruled out.

u nor go pick the one wey go give u?, mokey lol

Nor let me foak you spiritually o babe!

Jomrichy1:
THE SINCERE TRUTH ABOUT MEN:
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1. All men are not the same.
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2. It is not all men that cheat on
their spouses.
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3. Some men don't have time for
women.
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4. It is not all men that like
women.
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5. What a man needs from his
woman is respect. Just respect
and obey him. He will love and
take care of you.
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6. Sex cannot make a man love
you. If you like give him sex
everyday, if he doesn't love you,
he doesn't love you.
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7. If you want a man to love and
take care of you, treat him like a
baby. Pet him.
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8. Allow him to be in charge of
the house. Allow him to head the
family. Do not control him.
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9. Do not try to use sex to
capture his heart. It will not
work. Cook delicious food, be
obedient to him, be submissive.
You will capture his heart.
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10. Men love decent women. Be
decent and you will attract a
good man.
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AGREE or DISAGREED ??

guy u too much, there is nothing more sweeter than the truth!!!!

anonimi:
Nothing do you, bro.
You are too three much jare

na truth me dey talk, I wish I could lie about things like that, but I cant

anonimi:

As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be- Amen
Women rule the world but smartly let men think they (men) are in charge!

well if u let a woman rule ur world then good for u as for me I am the man of my world and I rule my own world!!!!, sorry bro ( I am a man and I don't think I am in charged, I know I am in charged,not the bitches what you think and what you know are two different factors

sexiestchic:
So I read some stories abt how gurls put up wit annoying guys. So crazy and I can't deal. D worse part is when d girls must have dated these guys for 5 years or more nd den he calls it off (by den d girl is probably 27yrs nd above). Sighs. Ladies can u date a guy for more than 3 years??

r u sure u were not dumped?, because y wud a guy wanna date u for a whole 5years and den call of the relationship? It means both of u r mad that u don't have ambition of if not ur character is appalling that's the truth I was an experience towards this situation mine was a six year relationship that crashed (long story), in a way I almost lost my life and right now I cnt give woman face

anonimi:
PREVENTION is still better than cure, not so

I nor dey form mugu for woman if I see am and I like foak am I go waka go meet am tell am say me like u I wan dook u how u reason am babe? She go tell u na, in short I just dey tell dem say na sugarpreek na I be to her ( to blow am give am money) No long ting, cos all these women nor dey worth am, if guy man die leave he woman she nor go go foak anoda man, huh? Na question me ask

anonimi:
Forming when you dey die na part of SACRIFICE towards achieving a set objective SOMETIMES and to avoid opening yourself up to ABUSE & EXPLOITATION by opportunistic predators.
Many who FAST and pray don't go around announcing to everyone that they are fasting/dying inside during that period or do they
Lesson dey come for different ways oh, bro!

u be guy man reasin wetin I dey try talk, women want make guys help dem with money but they nor wan help us with their kpeki (plural for kpekus), women who you help?

For marriage or for lashing bros Lol

cherylcliojnr:
Hi dudes, a young lady residing in Lagos needs a responsible n decent working class young man age between 30-45years who lives in Lagos, is tall, a God fearing christian preferably from d east or south south for a relationship. Should be lively n jovial too. Call 08138350081.

na temptation u dey woman! When dey call u, u go behave as if say nor be u put ur number there, u go rotten #justbeing honest and why do u bitches always talk about working class Is money all ur damn problems in life??, is money all u ever see when u think about a man,you Nigerian girls will never change, that is why guys keep breaking ur dirty hearts!!! , you go after his money and not love (na love I wan chop?, na u go dey ask yrself but later u go no wen u nor see single husband marry cos of ur monetary mindset for men

thatsincerechic:
Twenty minutes later we were in an eatery not too far from the campus. Yes, he had offered to buy me lunch and i had no other option but to accept it. I ordered for two wraps of eba and okra soup with four assorted meat. I could feel his gaze on me as I made the order but I simply did not care because I was more concerned with what I was going to eat that would still make me heavy to the next day.
Finally he asked why I had ordered for eba instead of rice like he did and I told him I had rice as breakfast and wanted something different (another lie)
When we were done eating, he offered to help me carry my big handbag as we walked and asked why It was so heavy.. I simply told him I had lots of shoes in it that are for sale when he asked to see them I told him that would be later because we were walking on the road..
'tomorrow is Saturday, would you like to come spend the weekend at my place cos most of the times I'm bored since I live alone' he said.
And i thought aloud,
'if this guy thinks I'm cheap because he bought me lunch then his mind must be really playing tricks on him'
I politely turned him down with excuses ranging from fellowship, rehearsals, group study etc.. and he believed or so i thought.
I could still recall I had just N150 left with me and I needed to get to the hostel with N100 as shuttle fare, which means I would have N50 left with me and I felt like crying but the food I had consumed wouldn't let me, I was so full my emotions were altered.

that is the kind of ingrate mind I smell in many bitches making me not want to get close to dem, he nor tell u say he wan foak ur toto, he tell u say he need ur company

thatsincerechic:
In five minutes, I was able to assess Tracy and her friend entirely. Tracy was such a beautiful girl, dark skinned, with dimples on the cheek bones. While she was seated I could tell she was tall, by the length of her arm and legs...
She had these white eyes, white teeth, and her hair... Oh she was wearing a hair net but I guessed it looked good too. Her dress, oh my God! Was so beautiful. I can't remember the colour though but I will never forget the fact that it was really beautiful.
Then her friend, she was another beauty to behold, dark skinned with a pointed nose and a smiling face. Her pair of sandals were to die for. Everything about these girls was screaming beauty and grace.
"POVERTY IS A BASTARD" I almost cried out and then I remembered Andy had asked me to come spend the weekend with him which I politely turned down.. 'lemme use this as an opportunity' I thought aloud.
I told the girls I was leaving and was about to dial Andy's number when I remembered that we never exchanged mobile phone numbers to start with.
"I AM FINISHED I SCREAMED INSIDE OF ME"
and then I felt hope, pride, strength and blood draining out of me. My head was hanging loose facing downwards, though felt very heavy.. I could tell that my eyes were blazing red and watery, my feet heavy and my whole body felt like it belonged to someone else......

that one na lesson ( nor dey form wen u dey die, cos u go die tru tru

theshaderoom:
Denrele shared the pics and wrote:

"I am my own #WCW!
I'm beautiful...pretty...Yes I know!
I didn't cause it. I can't control it. I can't cure it!
#NoFilter #NoDamnFilter #StuckInTrafficFace"

"https://www.instagram.com/p/-g2IzSKhWE/

fuacking gay bastard

jonhemma11:
Ahead of the presidential elections earlier this year, President Buhari tweeted in response to the biting fuel scarcity that plagued the later days of former President Jonathan’s government. The people loved the message. Many who were frustrated by that government felt it was time for CHANGE. Sai Baba! 

That tweet has come back to bite. It also appears that CHANGE can be pretty expensive.

he too greedy to say something like that, maybe somone on his side opened that twitter profile on his behalf!! "Don't fool yourself with dreams that might appear"

ademoladeji:
lmao


btw, what were their offences?

Also, give us their names if possible

I really dunno myself, but they were not eactly well behaved where dey?

TimothyNkenu:
I'm waiting for the day that Africans will grow past neocolonialism and start deporting whites as well.

Just wishful thinking, we have imbeciles as leaders.

wetin whiteman waan come do for this dead country? U nor dey reasin sef?!

alcmene:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) has said that the party is aware of the hardship Nigerians are passing through over the current fuel scarcity.

The party on Wednesday made this statement following the ongoing fuel scarcity, saying the situation is being addressed.

“Let’s be a little more patient with the new cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari. Most importantly, be assured that this government will surely deliver!

“Nothing good comes cheap. Sacrifices are required. By the time we pass through the foundation stage, Nigerians will see a new Nigeria!

http://thenationonlineng.net/fuel-scarcity-apc-write-nigerians/

how can we be patient, if una generation dey carry dey die una go dey patient!!!? Fools

Kirinwa:
I don't buy the idea of 5k allowance for undergrduates. Let them open up employment opportunities. Skill aquisition units.

Very few will put that money to good use.
The rest will enter olosho, lotto, pool, Akin Alabi and co,drinks and recharge cards.

THANK YOU, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU 100% UR BRAIN DEY WORK WELL COMPARED TO SOME PEOPLE HERE WHO JUST GET BRAIN FOR FANCY!, E NOR DEY WOK

iliyande:
ABUJA – The All Progressives Congress, APC, led Federal Government yesterday said that the payment of the N5000 stipend to the unemployed Nigerians will commence next year.

It regretted that the payment could not take off now due to non budgetary provisions.

Minister of Youth and Sports, Barrister Solomon Dalong revealed this yesterday in Abuja when he paid a condolence visit to the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun at the nationL secretariat in Abuja on the demise of Prince Abubakar Audu, the erstwhile governorship candidate of the party in Kogi State election.

Dalong who spoke with Journalists assured that APC government would also create more jobs to fulfill its campaign promises.

CC: lalasticlala

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/fg-confirms-payment-of-n5000-stipend-to-unemployed-youth-next-year/

keep on getting the 5k and remain jobless? C'mon Nigerians nor let people use una again, thaaat 5k nor reach even to foark ashi for a night na wa o

metroparrot:
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He died at age 68 on November 22nd. May his soul rest in peace, amen!

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/11/photo-of-late-prince-audu-abubakar-as.html

dead animal abubastard lol

wristbangle:
The pain felt from heart break in the past has turned some guys into sensational playboys that at the sight of any lady, what comes to their minds when they view ladies picture is to bleep their kitty cats.

The activities of these guys cannot be omitted from social media hereby using all avenues to ensure that a lady fall for their devious ways.

So ladies in order to spot guys who flirt on social media, check out for the following attributes.

1. Friend lists are female dominated

I cannot deny the fact that I am somewhat guilty of this act because if you check my profile, you will discover that I have more of female friends but that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm a flirt . One of the attributes of guys that flirt online, is the numbers of ladies they follow.

2. They disturb ladies with unnecessary PMs.

This act is also synonymous to flirting. When some dudes see "f" on a profile, they will view her profile at the speed of light, and will send PM afterwards. Since they have no business to discuss with you, they definitely want to flirt.

3. Frequently check ladies picture

Obviously, ladies normally have more likes on their profile than the male folks which is the work of woman wrappers. Some will like her pix and will still inform her that he just liked her pix. This is one of the attributes of guys that flirt.

4. They open threads to profess their Love to a lady they barely know

This reminds me when Tosyne2much told me that a dude opened a thread to profess her love for a lady, only for the lady to order the moderators to delete the thread. The truth of the matter is that, most of the guys that do this don't have genuine intention for ladies, but just to crave unnecessary attention. This is the trait of a chronic flirt.

5. They are very aggressive

This sound funny but true. Many guys who are unnecessarily aggressive to the female folks on social media are nothing but flirt. You will see them bashing ladies without cause. Funny enough, these same guys will still go about stalking them secretly

6. Display unremorseful attitude when called a pervert

To Identify a guy who flirts on social media, call him a pervert and he will start giving you a thousand reasons why he's not.

7. Active participation on kitty cat issue

When sex topics are being discussed, they will register their presence from nowhere as if their life depends on it and you will see them happily discussing about their past and present rendezvous. Examples are Cutehector, Classcaptain, Kolade356, etc. I am sure michellla, lagmostkuit, redgem and other nairaland ladies can testify that these set of guys are flirt

8. Ass-lick ladies

They are always advocating for the ladies just to gain their attention even when the truth is staring right on their faces. You will see them referring to their female folks as misogynist and all sort of names. Some of them will even start mocking their fellow dude of their blunders. But when the ladies make the same mistake, dem go throway face


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wetin woman wey dey social media dey find? Is it just to chat because nobody dey her vicinity so she has to go on the Internet or to advertise herself to men just to get comments or for orosco purposes??, women just dey as bad as men lol so I dunno what ur point is, Honestly #justbeinghonest