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HeWrites:
Lady Who Tattooed Wizkid’s Face On Her Body, Says Its Permanent Vows Never To Get Married; Wizkid Is Looking For Her

A Nigerian lady and an apparent die-hard fan of Wizkid, Diana, tattooed his face and name on her back and according to her, the tattoo is permanent and she has no regrets having it!

When asked what she thinks her future husband will feel upon discovering her tattoo of Wizkid on her back, she said;
‘Am so in love with Wizkid that I have no intention of even getting married’

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/lady-who-tattooed-wizkids-face-on-her.html

when he would beat your sorry ass that is when you'd come to regret, you senseless African toad!

Islie:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-lands-court-handling-police-womans-breasts/

maybe he thought it was an SRS AIRBAG

duduade:
You on your own o... Lol

tell the truth make the devil shame

PrimusG:
7years old Facebook acct for sale call or whatsapp me 07019049123

my white cocky is for sale, u go buy?

GloriaNinja:
HER MELANIN IS POWERFUL... I THINK HER PARENTS MADE LOVE IN A VERY DARK ROOM BEFORE GETTING HER.. SHE LOOKS UNIQUE THOUGH.

and where did your parents make love?, you shittt-talker u never have anything meaningful to say, u always type crap, is your life that crappy?

Dotun1993:
I'm Dotun Omotoso. Check out my latest pencil drawing.

who can draw bobrisky farki'n buhari's bonafide bokomatic, dyslexic , disease infested anus?

skuki123:
Popular Nollywood actress Maureen Okpoko has lost her most-cherished possession weeks to Christmas.

The actress said the Toyota Corolla, she parked in front of the house in Surulere, Lagos, was stolen in the early hours of Sunday the 3rd of December 2017.

Here is how she narrated her ordeal on FB;

“What a sad beginning of the month of December; my car was stolen in the early hours of the 3rd of December, 2017. “Trying to think straight; the joy of the Lord is my strength.”
Speaking with The Nation, the actress disclosed that her spirit has been asking her to leave her present residence but said she could not achieve that, as she was duped in earlier in the year, while trying to get a new apartment.

“I am very low in spirit,” she said.

“My spirit has been speaking to me about this place. I would have moved out, but I was duped while looking for an apartment. The car was parked outside and nobody saw them as it was taken away.

“But we have reported to the right authority”, she added.

http://news.nollyzone.com/actress-maureen-okpoko-duped-fake-real-estate-agent-loses-car-surulere-lagos/

you really do look like an OKPO though, nice try! weh done

HeWrites:
A Nigerian Lawyer and Facebook user, Agbala Nwanyi called out RCCG Pastor whose name she gave as Pastor Chiedu Ezekwesili, for swindling her mum of #11million.

According to her, SARS officers were called to intervene in the incident and the Pastor reportedly signed an undertaking to return the money. However, she further disclosed that her mum is yet to get her money since the undertaking was signed in September.

She wrote;
“Today is Sunday…
In the light of all these going on
I want to ask members of the Redeemed Christian Church of God
And all persons who know Pastor Chiedu Ezekwesili

To ask him to return the Sum of Eleven Million Naira which he swindled my mother of
My mother has always been a staunch believer in this church of a thing

It is a pity that she keeps believing every person who calls himself a Man of god, is an honest and god fearing person
I have decided to take up this issue because 11 million is not a joke in these hard times

E.A Adeboye and his people should know what their various pastors are up to , all in the name of church

I will give details of the scam and how we called SARS on him and his deputy pastors and the undertaking they signed in the month of September yet they have not returned the money

I have all these proof…and even a bounced check he gave my mother, for the fucktards that will try to defend him

This is the same way i suffered hardship and molestation in the hands of An Omega Fire Ministry Pastor!

I will not rest until these Men pay for their Crimes!

And the rest of you who are flocking to church as i type, to give them more of your hard end money…Its such a bloody pity.

I would never wish to be in your shoes!”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/nigerian-lady-calls-out-rccg-pastor.html

RCCG, WINNERS, SCOAN,CHRIST EMBASSY , Are the top SATANIC COVENS , God is coming for all your asses and anyone who tries to contradict me when I know what I am talking about!

duduade:
How is she sure he ain't a ghost??

have you ever kpanshed a ghost before??, I think I have

LadyGoddiva:
Lol who British citizen help? That’s obviously all he has to offer as he keeps on emphasizing on it. This one is obviously a fûck boy, only thirsty girls would fall into his trap. But he cute though

it seems that you are looking for him to suck water from your deep over drilled well! skelelelelewu!

Kolababe:
Mrs. Fatima Muhammed, 18, and Hafsat Adamu, 15, who were allegedly abducted by a yet-to-be-identified criminal, have been rescued by the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, Nasarawa State Command, Punchng reports.
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The state commandant of the NSCDC, Mr. Mamud Gidado-Fari, said the victims were rescued last Friday at Line Supper Cinema in the Lafia LGA of the state. .
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According to him, one Ibrahim Nasir reported that his wife had been kidnapped. Gidado-Fari explained that the housewife was found at the kidnapper’s hideout, where she had been locked up for a week by the suspect. .
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“We forced our way into the room and found the woman alongside a 15-year-old girl, Hasat Adamu,” he said. The motive of the abductor had yet to be determined. .
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The commandant said, “The nature of the case is what we are trying to investigate because as it is, we don’t know whether the motive of the abductor was ransom or for ritual." .
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But Fatima said she was not abducted, saying she was at her lover’s place when some NSCDC operatives broke into the room and whisked her away. .
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She said: "I was with my sick mother from morning till evening and when it was time for me to go home I decided to see my old boyfriend, because I didn’t have money for transport. .
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I had to stay till the following day because it was late and before I knew what was happening, I saw NSCDC (operatives) breaking into my boyfriend’s room and that was how I was arrested.
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I am a married woman, but I left my matrimonial home because I have been having quarrels with my husband ever since we got married. My husband had told me not to go anywhere there is crisis and there was never a day I disobeyed him,” Fatima stated.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/i-wasnt-abducted-i-was-with-my-boyfriend-housewife-rescued-from-kidnappers

boko, bokobucci , all these bokolistical, mystical bunch of northern rambling baboons

alBHAGDADI:
Nonsense talk from a false prophet looking for ways to justify his obvious wrong doings.

The disciples of our Lord Jesus Christ were not bodyguards. Anyone making such statement is only insulting Jesus cos he never hired any bodyguard.

Why would anyone need a bodyguard? Is it not to protect you from getting hurt or KILLED?

If apostle Suleiman says Jesus had armed bodyguards, then what he's saying in essence is that Jesus didn't know what he came to do on earth.

Our Lord Jesus Christ came to earth to die for our sins. He knew that and spoke of how the event will go. Keeping bodyguards will mean he was preventing himself from facing his destiny and assignment. No wonder he rebuked Peter when he used a knife to cut of the ear of one of the men among the soldiers that came to arrest Jesus before home was killed. Have you ever seen any man prevent his bodyguards from doing their job of protecting him? No.

Moreover, the alleged bodyguards of Jesus Christ preached the gospel and even laid down their life for their master after he had ascended to heaven.

How many of the armed policemen and bodyguards of these false prophets do you see preaching the gospel like Peter, john, Mathew etc did?

None.

I couldn't have said it any better than you did, my brother

Samusu:
No be him car?

ask dem my brother, when people have absolutely nothing good to do they will start to form all these fictitious shitty stories!!!!!!!

EMPEROR48:
My fellow nairalanders, please I really need a good advice on my actions, my wife saved a male so called sorcerer with a female name.

She left her phone to be with her sister at the hospital that was how I discovered a number calling her line saved with aunty grace, on picking the call I discovered it was a male voice, then he was asking after my wive's sister's health because my wife called him to tell him that her sister was rushed to the hospital this morning, and what really struck me most was that my wife deleted all conversations btw them before leaving the house for the clinic, if not that the said man was calling to find out how her sister was fairing I wouldn't know who aunty grace is.

Now I am alone and so angry, I planned giving my wife a hot slap when she returns.

Please advise me...

1.tie her 2.fvck her like the goat she is 3.file for immediate divorce 4.go and slap her parents for producing such a piece of shayt

Yeligray:
You have no right to beat up the lady because you are not married to her...

Well in any relationship women should learn to understand their place, their role is to support a man and not try to be in charge.


You as a man hitting a woman makes you look like a sissy there are other ways of punishing a woman that hurts way more than beating her.


Moral lesson; couples should respect each other and one should not try to be better than the other..

so he should get married to her to get the right to beat her, right?

Bhelamblog:
Nigeria Most popular Gateman Jacob, has been deported back to his village, as his Madam Bobrisky Announces they have broken up, According to the bleaching expert Jacurb lied to him that his father was sick, he gave him some money to return to the village, only to find out that he was still in Lagos.

Plus he said people are using Jacob to get infos about his life, And now that he has already taught him lots of things especially the internet, Jacurb might just get back to him, And we await the dramas as they unfold..

see his snaps below!


News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/12/chaos-as-bobrisky-part-breaks-up-with.html

you don pop the guy yansh finish then now u dey talk say u nor like am again, Na wa o!

NEHLIVE:
This lady has boasted that she is destroying a lot of relationships this festive season. To that effect, she is about to mourn the death of those relationship ahead. She is a South African lady.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/this-lady-vows-to-destroy-so-many-relationships-this-yuletide

she should be prepared for her deep gbebtus to be dug even deeper in order to make her plans succesful! Hmmm

coded009:
Please is the airtel #1000 3GB For blackberry can work on modem?

NO!

felifeli:
" There is nowhere in the Bible where it is written that tithing and giving offering is compulsory .But if you want to trust God with your finances you should even strive to do more than the tithe "

This was a part of the message of the G.O of MFM Ministries this morning at the international headquarters .

My own words:
So, what do you say scoffers? If you like chop nkwobi and Isi ewu and gulder with your money, if you like give it to your church . The choice is your. God no get address and no bank account.

"every wolf in sheep's clothing always has a way to manipulate Christianity to seem "the better person" to hell with Dr olokoya he is just another brain washing idiawt behind a poolpit

fingard02k:
A Redeemed Christian Chruch of God Pastor has been attacked by three armed teenage boys while coming back from Church programme in the morning in Warri, Delata State oil city.

The Pastor, Ilesanmi Joseph who shared the news on his social media handle wrote

http://www.enzyhub.com/rccg-pastor-attacked-by-3-teenage-boys-fully-armed-in-warri-photos/

he pennisss go long well we'll see am for he knicker , by the way, those boys just beat the shayt arra u for no absolute reason ryt? , wetin u do dem?

fingard02k:
A Redeemed Christian Chruch of God Pastor has been attacked by three armed teenage boys while coming back from Church programme in the morning in Warri, Delata State oil city.

The Pastor, Ilesanmi Joseph who shared the news on his social media handle wrote

http://www.enzyhub.com/rccg-pastor-attacked-by-3-teenage-boys-fully-armed-in-warri-photos/

God done punish am so na ! lool correct waffi guys dem dem, wish I was there so I can help them give that jackass a good thrashing of his stupid God forsaken life idiawt! make he go give testimony and repent as God didn't let his ass end up dead!!!

yemfemNg:
The seem not to end battle Vs war on the issue of 'Tithe' raised by Daddy freeze had really gone far; as Pastor Ashimolowo visited daddy Freeze's personal life. You will recall that few days ago KICC Leader allegedly called daddy freeze a violent husband and father.

See what Daddy Freeze said below;

http://www.yemfem.com.ng/2017/12/didn-beat-my-ex-wife-daddy-freeze.html?m=1




https://www.instagram.com/p/BcNDLs6Hkk8/

#isupportfreeze

Dface2:
Nigerian Man gets his parents arrested after he came back from Italy to discover they’ve been sending him pictures of a fake house he was sending them money to build

A Nigerian man based in Italy has reportedly gotten his 65 year old father and 56 year old mum arrested for allegedly sending him pictures of a fake house they were building for him while in Italy. Facebook user, Nnamdi Victor who shared the story online wrote;

'One of us just locked his parents up in police cell. His 65 year old father and 56 year old mother slept in police cell last night with an instruction that anyone who comes close to bail them should be locked up too. I know what the parents did are wrong but I have been pleading with him since last week not to toe this path. There are many ways to solve issues like this.

If your parents do same to you, would you have done exactly what he did or you would have handled it differently? Hear...

Full story: http://www.justonline247.com/2017/11/nigerian-man-gets-his-parents-arrested.html

yes that is the best way to go about it, how can someone u trusted lavish your hard earned money in the name of parents?, then they would be the first one to say "you travelled out and made absolutely nothing of yourself" serves them right!

kixo:
As copied from The Redeemed Christian Church of God official facebook:
As part of our current and ongoing efforts to help all people regardless of gender or tribe or background or country of origin. RCCG has over 7 parishes in Libya and they are open to anyone trying to make their way by home.

Link below is one of them
https://www.facebook.com/RCCG-OPEN-Heaven-Parish-Benghazi-LIBYA--894100480712338/



source: https://mbasic.facebook.com/story.php?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6227458392

daddy freeze, I hail o, don't mind dem suddenly dey wanna help now because they feel guilty!!! WHEN GOD GO PUNISH ADEBOYE AND ALL ITS MEMBERS EHHHH!!! THE KAIN LIGHTNING WEH GO STRIKE DEM DIE EHHHH, NA ONLY GOD KNOW BEST O!!!

biacan:
Men are heartless.......... how dare you do these to a lady ? what kind of disrespectful man is that......? That's why I tell my friends make sure you marry a man who truly loves you who worship you......a man who is ready to take a bullet for you.......

all you know how to do is talk "what comes out of ur mouth is directly proportional to what comes out ur anus" worship who? Not Jesus ?it's a retired slut a man wants to worship?, dumb African biatch please get ur facts right and stop being a timid, primitive attention seeking asshole , you can't even write sentences correctly in simple English I could never woship u, yuk!

lastmessenger:
I have respect for oyedepo. God has used him to do a lot great things for his Kingdom. He founded two universities in Nigeria with facilities comparable to what is obtainable outside the shore of this country and he has plans to build another one in Ghana.
His achievement alone is enough for anyone to swallow whatever he says as the ultimate truth coming from God.
In as much as I believe in giving to the church,the idea that a Christian must tithe is one that even Bishop oyedepo will not convince me to accept. It is obvious that such practice were done away with all the other loads of practices recorded in the old testament.
The only giving acceptable and recorded in the new testament is free will donation. Any other giving is nothing but manmade.
However those who feel they must tithe are free to do so but saying that those who don't tithe are cursed and going to hell is nothing but madness.

what if someone pays tithe and their heart is vile and wicked just like that of many pastors?

finest0007:
Lol. How many people see 20k monthly? Quite plenty, this is nigeria not somalia or something. If it works for them good, 20k when I was still in the UNI wasnt easy to manage. How much more a man with a child and wife.

Bros I am not rich, I dey manage with my wife and my daughter, what will u say about dat?

finest0007:
Fvck ashawos? I thought we were talking about marriage, financial responsibilities et al. Like i said each man to his opinion. I know of a childhood friend in his early 20s with two kids from 2 girls, living on less than 40k monthly, guess some people can live with bringing up kids like that.

Bros at all at all na winch, wot if he didn't have any money at all, how many people see even 20k a month? Are they not managing with children U tell me!

finest0007:
You sound pretty bitter, which one is primitive again? I totally get your point but each man to his opinion. I have certain standards I have for whatever kids I have (if I ever become a father) & they won't change. If your means supports whatever standard of living you and your family have, great. I won't be entering a marriage where children's basic needs will be hanging on the probability of "God Changing My Condition". Remember other people have different standard of living they want their families to enjoy.

I ain't bitter about nuffin I am just being crude, just cos u don't have sufficient money it don't mean u can't have a kid, or will u wait till the woman gets to menopause?, if das so den u can consider youself as single forever!!!!!, most of us don't have money to rais a family but we have money to fvck ashawos and carry dem innit das how dumb naija people are innit fam