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QuinModah:
Situation Report!!!

How's NEPA treating you this Lockdown period my Abuja and Lagos people?

How many hours do you have light in a day since the Lockdown began?

Me : Average of 4 hours a day�

What about you? ��

23hours every day

Hintona:
So I'm in a relationship with this really cute guy, tall, dark and handsome but he's always hitting me for the littlest things, it's getting too much we are course mates and he even hits me in front of our fellow course mates. But they usually take it as a joke, to me it's not, I hate it and I've talked to him several times but he always apologises and does it again the next second though he has never beaten me seriously, I hate the knocks on the head and the slaps on the back.

what do I do?

it's only a foolish man that exchange words with a woman, and only a mad man that beat a woman.
He is a foolish mad man.

Goodmarlian:
I noticed women handle heart breaks better than men they easily move on. i have seen countless thread where guys cry and even go as far as committing suicide because of heartbreak but you will rarely see women do that.but when it comes to rejection women they are very bad at it they can go any length to pay you back for destroying their ego since they believe their boobs andass can get them any man very wrong belief.

on the other hand men are good at handling rejection we are use to it since our childhood so infact its has become normal since we will surely get another girl accept even better girls but we are very bad at handling heartbreak smaybe it's because we are always the ones who invest the most .
men handle rejection better and women handle heartbreaks better.

ladies
have alternative. They date more than two guys same time. They can move on easily.

sapientia:
Africa is not prepared.

If there is no twist of fate.

Hundreds of millions will die in Africa.

Now I understand why an expert projected 45 million deaths in Nigeria over a month ago.

Lai have also instructed that corpses will not be released.

Seems Buhari led Govt is ready for mass burials already.

this is to tell the world that Nigerian pray a lot. That is our advance treatment to any situation.

Feranchek:
Good morning house. For over 6 months now, my penis has been itching me. I've been to different hospitals for help (BABCOCK teaching hospital inclusive). I've also tried different pharmaceutical stores around me, yet no solution. I'm deeply worried.

PLEASE doctors in the house, what help can you render a brother here. Thanks for your assistance.

Anonymous.

Mods please push this to front page to further help his condition.

check for UTI test.

Patrick00711:
Good morning nairalanders
Pls I need your help o I'm dying slowly
someone once said a problem shared is a problem half solved .I'm suffering from acute prematu
re ejaculation even with condom i don't last a minute it was not like this before o .when I was growing up I use to have sex on end with girl's but I started observing 6 years ago I don't last long in sex anymore I'm just 24 pls I need help I don't want to be on. drugs to have good sex pls someone should give me a lasting solution i would be very grateful and mind you i use to masturbate but I have stopped now going to months .
pls guys,ladies anyone help me admin pls help me push to front page so more people can give me solutions recommendations that could help my situation pls mod A man is in need of help

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check for UTI. Sometimes uti cause premature ejaculation.

iamarealman:
I’m 24, and my penis has not been growing since I was 20. Is it true that penis stops growing at the age of 18? Please I don’t want to believe that

the world is fighting coronavirus; u are here talking penis growth.

Enemyofdarkness:
Today is a good day so I feel like dashing out something but everything comes with a price lol.

So I'm giving out recharge cards to 20 persons here that can get this

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Leezah:
What is the oldest thing in your house??
My great grand mother's dish

myself.me

jmonaco:
According to the report, Zainab's aunt was to give birth yesterday so she went to the hospital to give her food. On her way coming back home she saw her jamb result, then she start going from shops to shops asking for sniper 

Zainab later bought one and went to mosque to complete her daily prayers then she took the sniper, she almost finish a bottle someone caught her in the action and reported it immediately but before she got to the hospital she's gone already 

More screenshots @ http://ambajay.com/2020/03/17/22-years-old-lady-commit-suicide-due-to-her-poor-results-in-jamb-photos/

a lot of graduate who pass jamb and get admitted to school then. They are still at home 8years after graduating. Life is not a competition

carokan:
Where guys? I want that massage

naked wire.33kva

Sammy07:
Benin people loved/fear their Oba Ehn.

He's a god in Benin..

I actually I like it.
And he doesn't involve in politics

who fear In a of Benin.

The only person I can't hit, no matter how much u give me. My friend. Halima

This snake is harmless

All of them are Yoruba Muslim.

Deathisfree:
I rented the apartment 4month ago and paid about 630k.

and u non get job. While can u used this money for business

Chelseaplus:
See all photos and more about her HERE

the way she dress, I think she is expecting another baby

MrGidifeed:
Nollywood Actress, Anita Joseph took to her Instagram page to share some sexy photos but her fans doesn't find it sexy and took to her comment section to reply her saying.....


See post below.



Source: https://gidifeed.com/this-your-leg-heavy-pass-trailer-fan-tells-antia-joseph/

I love full legs. I so much love my girl because of her full legs.

[quote author=Magnoliaa post=80008421]Eww...

Which study showed this?[/quote ]
vagina contain Proteus spp. Stop sucking any pussy u c guys.

chinochizzy:
Hello Nairalanders pls am scared as am typing this infact I don't know where I might be tomorrow or next, the whole problem started like this, in my working place I was approached by two of my fellow colleagues at d work to join them and steal some goods from d company and sell, at first I thought it was a gud idea but after I got home and thought about it, I then realized that is very risky and that I can not do it, so I lost interest in the whole thing, so I told them I cannot be part of it, so this guys went ahead I steal the said goods a day before yesterday and they where caught and handed over to the police, please my fellow Nlanders what am I going to do cuz am scared maybe this guys will implicate me or said that am aware of the whole issue. I dont know what to do pls am scared as hell right now cuz I've never stollen even a pin from this company before.

from psychology path of view. They may think u report the case to somebody that why, they were caught. Stay free.

EVILFOREST:
It’s Good You spoke out.
Are you experiencing any Foul-Smelling Discharge...??
IF no then,
Follow these STEPS.
AVOID NYLON PANTS.
-nylon undies retain heat & make d punnany moist
AVOID exertion so as not to sweat too much.
WEAR COTTON undies, they allow aeration.

Always wipe from front to back and do that once.
-Don’t ever go haphazard.
Wash with clean Water.
-don’t use detergents.
Current Observation puts it that Most LADIES with LONG NAILS have smelly Pucci, because they fail in washing their Puccis effectively.

- Always Wash immediately after SEXX especially when you do not intend getting pregnant.
Insert your digits into ur Puccci and wash.
- Never Squat on a bare floor to Urinate.
- mind how u share Toiletries with people..
- Avoid SOAP, DETTOL
- NEVER allow any MAN born of a woman to engage you in Anal SEXX...

However, if you regularly come down with foul-smelling vaginal discharge, then I advise you see a medical doctor.

go yo your gynaecology for vaginal swab test. To ascertain the sensitivity of microbial.

Sparky12:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com


The Nigerian military recently deployed "drones" to help combat the the activities of kidnappers in Ondo state. The photos from the operation were absolutely ridiculous and laughable, this has led us to try to find out how an actual military drone should look like - citing the American drone as an example. See the Nigerian Military officers deploying their drone below:

Cc: lalasticlala

Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/06/hilarious-comparison-between-nigerian.html?m=1

this one is commercial drone

Sparky12:
Then see the photos of American military deploying their drone below:

this one is expensive 10b dollar per one

Patriotician:
I met this girl some time ago. I am a 300level student and she worked in a distribution company. We met in my hometown and became lovers. We were close and i loved her dearly. I believed she loved me too. She never asked me for money or anything to buy her except i coerced her into taking stuffs from me.

She was amazing and i enjoyed every moment with her. My family got to know her and my friends were happy i finally had someone to love.

After the holiday, i went back to school. We were talking on phone and she would call every hour. I was thrilled by her love.

Problem started when i told her to stay away from a gang of old acquaintances that were against our union but she wouldn't listen. First, i started suspecting they were dishing her blows about me and all that.

Our relationship began to waxcold, she wouldn't call like before and things started turning sour. We had a clash one day at her work place because she insulted me and i wanted to react, so she took iron and hit me with it and disgraced me calling people around to come, she called me names like "this fool, this idiot, e.t.c". I was completely down and wanted to commit suicide but few motivations got me going.

Later, i travelled home to work things out between us even though i never offended her. I noticed things were never thesame again. She would insult at the slightest provocation. It all came as a shock cause she would not let me make love to her again and she would make excuses to avoid seeing me.

After much effort, i finally had her come to my place. She had denied having affairs with someone else but i was in doubt. So, i took her phone and went out. I went through her contacts and saw a phone number saved with *Austin Mom* i check her sent message and saw messages she sent to the guy begging him and telling him about love.

Foolishly, i called the guy with my phone and we met today. We talked and later after i left, she called my line to tell me am a complete fool....

Love is devastating i must say. I love her, no doubt about it but I need to save myself cos am lost as it is now. I understand now the pains of those that committed suicide cos of love.

Please advise me on what to do now.

I think government should restrict the use of snaper. Or increase the price. Very cheap for heartbroken young guys like u to purchase.

Lokidude:
Bro take note: you don't need her love for now, all you need is a good English teacher. Thank me later

why na bros. Encourage him.

Jadsy01:
The clitoris has long been misrepresented and misunderstood, and even now, it still holds some riddles that science is yet to solve.
All female mammals — and some female birds and reptiles — have a clitoris (or two, as is the case with snakes). However, it is not clear if or how many of them also orgasm thanks to this organ.In humans, the clitoris has been firmly tied to sexual pleasure, though whether it plays any other role is still a matter for debate.

Read more via ekomiami.com.ng - https://www.ekomiami.com.ng/2019/06/10/five-things-all-men-should-know-about-the-clitoris-medical-news-today/

the most sensitive part in every female.it contain 8000 nerve at the ending and contain 15000 fibre nerver while penis has 4000. that while i concentrate on the clitoris.

Sunnyshinylight:
Here is what she wrote on Facebook





I need ur advice and prayers.
My husband to be' I call him my husband to
be because he has paid all due possible
things on my head we r just waiting for the
date of our wedding to be fix. But last
month I went to his house to pass night
with him and to put something's together
too. Together with him in his room, while
playing' he was like open ur xyender let me
transfer a movie to u, the movie is for
married people and jokingly I said are u
married?
He picked offense and stop sending the
movie to me, he leave me on d bed and lay
on d floor. Few minutes he stood up and
started insulting me and saying many such
of annoying ward that pains me but I didn't
say anything coz I knew he was on bad
mood but he keep on insulting and
comparing me wit his x girls. As a woman
and bcoz my question provoked him, I ask
him to b patient and d ward b patient lead
to d pains I'm passing through now.
He just stood up and hit me on my eye and
said who s me that he s talking I'm talking. I
used two of my hands to cover my face, he
used one of his hand to drag my hand and
hit me on the same eye two more times.
When I took my hand on my eye and
removed' behold I saw blood, d eye swell up
and close immediately' I manage and use d
second eye to fine my dress wanted to run
home , he said if I step out he will kill me. He
brought out knife and belt that I should call
my parents and tell them that it's over btw
me & him, to cut the story short I call my
elder-bro and tell him exactly what I was
instructed to say.
After d call I thought I will b allowed to go
coz I ws in pain but he still said if I step he
will kill me. To cut the story short. The next
day in d morning I took myself to hospital, I
undergo surgery I took care of d bill. The
true of d matter s the same guy s owning
about three hundred thousands naira and
plus. But d problem now he came back to
apologize and I've forgiven him but I told
him I'm not getting marry to him again and
I meant what I said thou 85% people
around me advice me to give him another
chance but I don't have his felling anymore.
Pls I need advice and prayers of how i will
take my choice in this hard time.
#copied





https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=189980451988637&id=100029300511751

except u non get brain or u have smallest fish brain. non b person they tell blind man say rain dey fall. when dirty too plenty for soup, blind man go see ham.