₦airaland Forum

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Is that a picture of you on the phone?

Adamu, leave me alone

Ok.
When e don tire to fall, e go stop.

Nobody should beg it again!

TheLegal:
These people and crime are inseparable like 5 and 6

Whenever you use "5 and 6", this picture should appear.

Unwritten Nairaland Rule 1!

You mean, she killed herself and ran away?

RIP

To the Afonja's, she is in same class as Madam Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.
smh

I believe you, Dangote!
If this message was coming from the government (especially this heartless and unserious APC government), I would be the first to doubt it.


Modified.
Another ftc!
To my pregnant wife and unborn daughter. ..more dedications.

It does this. ..it does that
Price nko?

"Has already begins"?

You need to go back on your knees to your primary school teacher.

Nairaland isn't the real Nigeria.
Most of the comments are only for fun (especially between Igbos and Yorubas). ..no true hard feelings.

In this Buhari's weather, one needs some fun to keep one going.

jozee8:
my dear, they already know before hand that the government was going to probe them. And what they want people to say, is exactly what you are now saying!

Take a moment and visualise it (maybe you are right on Soludo of the 5%). ..but

EMIR OF KANO. ..SANUSI
A senior component of the 97%
Invited by EFCC
Probed and Detained
Found guilty. ..
And sent to JAIL

Abi?
Wake me up when this dream comes to reality.

At time of ignorance, God overlooks.

Who do we blame?
Islam or Muslims?

Just because they came hard on this current inept government within the week?

APC truly can't stand criticism
smh

Modified. ..
FTC sef.
Kini big deal?
Dedicated to my pregnant wife and unborn baby, Chimamanda.

Happy Sunday!

Just like the word- Trinity, Purgatory is not mentioned in the Bible but implied.

“Amen, I say to you, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny.” Luke 12:59 (see also, Matthew 5:26)

“Thus he made atonement for the dead that they might be freed from sin (Catholic bible, 2 Maccabees 12:46)

Always pray for the dead

Incomplete without spoiling her with excess MONEY

Added "Security Features" to money wey no get value?


It's well oo


Lala. ..
come and see bolabolakemi's new post. ..and do the needful.

''I am the most abused and insulted president in the world, but when I leave office you will all remember me for the total freedom you enjoyed under my government"
-Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Real words on marble!

May God bless and keep GEJ!

Knowing well that a "tie-rrant" is in power!

Won't be surprised if another separatist group pops up tomorrow saying all the girls have been found and reunited with their families since.

R-BBOG
Reformed- Bring Back Our Girls

APC and Propaganda be like...

#70 million?
For this Buhari time?

OK

Ladrang:
I cherish the saying that "there is no place like home".

Ehen!
But you are not leaving in your village nah. Your village is your real home.

It all depends on what is taking you away from the country.

Tell me you won't relocate if you are a job seeker, and you get a good job oversea.

African ladies are afraid of going to the Olympics in Brazil.
Reason?

They are afraid of meeting the true owners of the hairs they carry

ok

I don't even know if I should laugh. ..

Whenever I hear the word "TO" as used in context (just like above), I usually give up.

e.g.
Nigeria TO pay #5k to 20 million unemployed citizens monthly
Nigeria TO create 20 million jobs per year
Nigeria TO build 5 refineries and 4 inland ports
Nigeria TO ensure $1 is at par with #1
Nigeria TO provide lunch free feeding of primary school children
Nigeria TO...

helphelp:
Girls ain't loyal

Never knew say na girls de give themselves belle. ..hmmm

AnanseK:
Malaysia secedeed from which country? In reality the biafran bid for secession is emotional and has nothing to do with economics except of course the gamble that oil producing areas will go along with Biafra and therefore provide the required resource to the exclusion of a wider population.

Stop it!
Malaysia and Singapore used to be one country until. ..

Ofemmanu1:
Trash..
There's love amongst tribes, it's only on NL we despise ourselves.

Tell that to NDA,
Tell that to herdsmen
Tell that to boko haram
Tell that to government appointments

iamSi:
location?

Plus what do you have on ground- fenced land, hobbies, field of study, etc

Poultry, fish/pig/snail farming may be area you can look into.

Which region truly doesn't want to secede from Nigeria?

searchiing4love:
What these people fail to realize is the shame and ridicule the biafra movement has become ever since Nnamdi kanu was discovered to be a fraud and arrested by the Nigerian government. Right to self determination is a treasonable offense against the Nigerian state because it's not captured in our Constitution. It is totally illegal for any region or group of people to demand seccession from Nigeria. The penalty would have been death if we were in a military regime. The Indian government recently opened fire on secessionist in the Kashmir region of India just to serve as a deterrent to future agitators. Despite having a referendum, Scotland chose to remain in the UK cos they for-saw their impending doom if they decide to leave. The Spanish government have disregarded several calls for catalonia to break away from spain. Russia recently annexed crimea from Ukraine after the crimeans got tired of life outside the soviet Union. The people of South Sudan are regretting their decision to leave Sudan till today and yet the Igbo's are hell bent on having biafra despite all the glaring indices of an impending failure if biafra is ever achieved. No country in the world wants a break away of its territory. Even the United States that preaches freedom disregarded Texas's call for seccession. The reason for seccession of the Igbo's has not been clearly defined. The fruitless agitations is fuelled by hate and jealousy of other region's political stability and doggedness. Their political miscalculations in the last elections gave birth to the recent biafra calls headed by the disgruntled element called Nnamdi kanu who was feeding fat on the Biafran sentiment before been apprehended. The British saw a potential in our diversity before merging us together as a united Nigeria and every sane mind believes the future of the Igbo's lie in nigeria. What we need is a united south and we will wrestle political power away from Northern monopoly who sees power as their birth right. Will the Igbo's ever work with bourdillon to achieve a united south? Time will tell. Say no to biafra, God bless Nigeria

Trash!
Why didn't you say anything about countries that successfully seceded and are doing well. ..e.g. Singapore, Malaysia, etc.
The injustice in Nigeria is way too grave.

Just look at the country- truth is that there is no love across tribes!
Why continue to live in denial because of "united Nigeria"?
Patriotism to ones country is of the mind...it's not valid under duress