₦airaland Forum

Argh! I never asked for a fuccking lecture!!

Oh well, welcome arrrrsehole! Hahaha!!

In English, respondents! English!!

Dennis sinned.

Yay! Just what I've been looking for.

Pulverisation
Emulation.
Whooping fives! Woohoo!!

^^It's him! Get him!! He orchestrated 9/11!!! Sorry, there's no romantic lie in my head right now.

AT nail (anti-tank nail). #runs for cover#

^^In Canada, being tailed by badass MP5-wielding Canadian mounties.

I don't really get you.

slimyem:
you had better.
its a favour!

Huh! Why would I need such a favour when I have hot babes hounding me?

Nah. . .I'd rather not click on that link.

^^Crap? Wise-up and lay off the crack, chap!

Dude deserves a classy lady.

I inherently detest "easy" things, and this also covers "easy girls".

I feel like blessing someone:
The man in question may qualify as poor today, but in <365 days, he'll have a great testimony to share. Amen!

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Not so hasty, dude. Cool it, man. Aren't you guys supposed to meet a marriage counsellor or something? Bring this up when you do. Cheers!!!

It's ok to be apprehensive about this. Many people go through this same phase. You should consider booking an appointment with a Counsellor. A pro would help you get over the initial anxiety. Cheers!!!

It's a very common scenario on FB. Some of my hombries are been hounded everyday. And a good few Nigerian girls now teeter towards this direction. Whatever happened to morals! Nigerian girls, what happened to your pundonor?

SAFO:
Collagen shot gone wrong.

lol. . .be wary of wrinkles, everyone.

Bacteria galore!

How did he go?

Next time, channel your anger into an activity. I like to box , or do pushups when I'm angry.

Welcome to Nigeria.

Argh! Rules!! A thousand people died today because of rules!!!

Hmm. . . Strength of a woman. Will make a remix of that song ASAP.

dadicvila:
Wish Naija is like Isreal that have compulsory military service for both male and female,from the replies i see here its obvious many Nigerian youths are cowards and are scared of combat,

Yeah! The military is about service, sacrifice, valour et cetera. It's not about money, uniforms, and women. This is reality; shiit happens.

Kgdavid:
what about the airforce? as a child i wanted to join the airforce but frequent flying has filled me with distaste for it. what are conditions like there?? also would anyone have any idea how to get into the intelligence community? as in secret service and whatever other intelligence agencies we have in nigeria? and does nigeria have any crack troops such as the S.A.S?

The airforce is great. We have Nigerian Special Forces.

Who cares?! I don't.

Don't listen to these people. Combat != death, military != combat. It's funny how some people think combat = death. I must warn you; do not join the military for money. It's not like what you see in action movies. It's the Nigerian Army for me, as they're the most relevant.