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There's nothing captivating about Lagos IMO.

Missile inbound: will the moderators be pulverised, or will the SAM's save the day?

Argh. . .I hate poems!

^^Loony.

Could be hormones, you know. Consult your Doctor.

I know nothing about "chicken" fights.

MarcAnthon:
Physics supports this theory

Oga that's wrong physics. Go and dust your notes again. . .I think you're rusty

Pressure = Force/Area. . . simple.
So for a given constant force (of the karate imposed on the nuts ), Chimezie with smaller nuts (area) will experience more pain (pressure) than Sexkills with bigger nuts (area), ceteris paribus.

So the larger the surface area of the nuts (bigger nuts), the less the pain felt, like she said. QED.

I knew I would find Chima on this thread. She is enamored with nuts

I agree. I'm a bit rusty. lol .But there's no "one size fits all" explanation for this. You highlighted "pressure" as the most important variable, but I already mentioned pressure in my post - read between the lines - .

Also, my arguement, albeit simple, is by far more holistic and viable. Yours would only be valid if nuts were not embedded between men's thighs as
it takes only 50lbs of force to crush any nut; big or small.

As for pain, pain is totally subjective. And any discrepancies in the amount of pain experienced by "big nut men" and "small nut men" would be negligible at best - if quantifiable -

Big nut men(like me), have more testosterone, tend to be more resistant to pain, have more self-confidence, are more adventurous et cetera.

If the methods used for measuring pain are insufficient for scientific conclusions, how could you, and your girlfriend, drag science in dirt this way?

FYI, you and your girlfriend will be held accountable for any decline in the esprit de corps of science enthusiasts worldwide. lol

What makes you think you'll make it to Nigeria? Well, the black box will come in handy as usual.

If our SoH were in tandem, this would've been funny.

I don't think of what to say until I'm in the mix. Just be yourself.

Beync:
No wonder the pain was much,the bigger the size, the lesser the pains. (Physiology 302)

Bull! Bigger => larger surface area for impact => greater contact/impact. Mass, acceleration and size of nuts are some of the pertinent variables, I think.
What's the most important variable? The size of the kicking foot. If the foot is big, a lot of the impact will be taken by the inside of his thighs. Small feet are deadly. lol. .They'll make direct contact with the nuts. Have a kid try this out on you.

Dailymail, Huffingtonpost, New York times et cetera.

DonTimbo:
Please, refrain from providing me with ideas as I already have a strange fetish for such things.

Bingo! I knew it when my pectorals wouldn't stop twitching on entering this thread.

You're not trying to do a Jack-the-ripper, are you?
And you're not planning to rip their spleens out?

You don't have barrels filled with concentrated acid, do you?

Do you happen to have a bloodstained machete?

Are you into savagery of any kind?

You're not in the middle of a God-forsaken bionic experiment that requires females? Just clarifying, bud.

There's one thing, though: He must improve his management and leadership skills. Be a good friend and get him books on financial accounting, leadership and financial management. These books are immense, and suprisingly cheap.

You know what? He's a brave and wise man. Working for an employer in my opinion, is like placing a cap on your destiny. There'll be obstacles, and he'll have to be focused and resilient. If he pulls through, he'll probably join the league of Nigerian elites.
Support him, be his cheerleader, is all I can say to you. Go Mr. . .errm . .Mr. X! The sky is nothing but your footstool!!

^^A price I'm willing but not hoping to pay: The Ultimate Price(TUP).

Just signing the condolence register. Who died anyway?

She went through all that for love? We need people like her in the Nigerian Army(!)

This goes to show I'm Martian afterall as I'm clueless here.

^^Good dog. I hate to see a soldier die. Soldiers shouldn't have to die.

Conservative here.

Lasinoh:
A sinner is someone your God blessed with 'free-will' and becomes subject to punitive measures for excercizing such a concept from the same 'God'! A helpless victim from a Sadistic "God" who loves to be flattered and 'stroked' for attention.

Loony, and belongs in a loony bin.

It will now go on a rampage.

If it counts for anything, many Nigerian males die before the age of 5.

Alchohol is a sedative/depressant. Sedatives/depressants slowdown the Central Nervous System which includes the brain. Too much of it may even cause your brain to shutdown.

Yeah, laugh your life away. I'm sure that's what the likes of Gates, Zuckerberg and Slim did(!)

You mean I've been mingling with ugly people? *sobbing*

^^lol

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