₦airaland Forum

tolu4you:
Not funny....... But true

how the heck is this not funny...
Your problems no be for here oo

Ngokafor:
....I wonder when Nairaland males will grow some sense ...see them whinning and talking trash in the name of comments...blaming the girls mother for the innocent child's bad impression about her father...as if that would have been possible if the sorry excuse of a father had lived up to his responsibilties.


...Little wonder there are so many bad fathers around.If you all like,dont mend your bad ways and act right towards your family when you get married.Your child/children will simply grow to hate you and love their mum.

.,A word is enough for the wise.

it's not good for a child to grow with hate, you-not-so-smart woman.
It's not beneficial to anyone and it's definitely bad for the society... Just like your constant man-hating comments on nairaland

Is it me or is the champions League no longer as interesting as it used to be. It's becoming too predictable and I just find myself yawning throughout most of the game.
And, oh, Pepe is a despicable human being.

herbie27:
Cos is predominant in the north, and on rare occasion in other regions.

WRONG
It's because you guys are shameless hypocrites who judge and condemn others for the same sins and evils you perpetrate.

We are still in the second page.
If this man were to be from the north??

safarigirl:
no be small bad belle...they're low key warning Leicester off him, but God pass them.

stats are very misleading as one could easily manipulate it to come up with whatever inference one wishes. The same Whoscored actually believe that Hulerio Gomes of Watford is statistically the best goal keeper in the EPL last season.
Leicester scouts, probably the best in the EPL at the moment, won't fall for Whoscored crap

No Musa won't play Vardy's role. Shinji Okazaki is the most likely candidate to give way in the Leicester first 11. They play on the counter so Musa will easily fit in.
Musa in for Okazaki will greatly improve the team; Making them far more dangerous.

grayht:
Op mentioned killing them with insecticide

oh, OK boss.
Nice one

Seriously, Christians are just so hateful and petty. How the fuuckk is a qouranic school in the North the source of your backwardness in the South?
You lot better channel the so called Western education you claim to be good at to proffer solutions to tomato scarcity in the South. Yeah, last time I checked 4 tomatoes sold for 200 naira in most southern cities.
That's a more pressing issue.

grayht:
I beieve most of these insecticides are organophosphate nerve poisons. The nerve poison often inhibits
cholinesterase, an enzyme that breaks down acetyl choline (ACh), a neurotransmitter. With extra ACh in the
nervous system, the cockroach has muscular spasms which often result in the cockroach flipping on its back.
Without muscular coordination the cockroach cannot right itself and eventually dies in its upside down-
position...

your explanation seems plausible at first, but even roaches killed by other means face upward.
So how do we explain that?

chibuzo9:
anoda senseless reply frm senseless arsnal fan

mumu refute what I said now.
You are probably a Chelsea, man Utd or Liverpool fan. Whatever team you support I'm sure finished below Arsenal even though you guys spent tons of money with huge wage bills.
Your teams are the real failures. Stop trying to deflect issues. Some of us are too smart to fall for that.

reverendfather:
another useful player added to the useless squad. the thing is, arsenal as great players but when put together under a useless manager it becomes a useless squad that will struggle to defeat Watford

another senseless post from a senseless ignorant. Arsenal are so useless yet they manage to finish second. That makes the remaining 18 teams utterly utterly useless.
Very ignorant comment.

Say what you want about Wenger. Insult him all you want. But what he's done for Arsenal is unrivaled. Bettered only by Ferguson. Coaches like Mourinho, Pep etc give you short term success. Guys like Wenger give you long term success.
What Wenger has succeeded in doing is ensuring that Arsenal is financially healthy for tons of years to come.

FrancisTony:
The man sounds so petty.

I wish them good luck in their separation.

Yeah, he's petty. But he still doesn't want her secretive treacherous old asssss. He's better off without her.
Sue him.

Pffffft
The Lagos hype again. Would have easily fallen for it if I didn't t live here. Lagos is wacked and I seriously can't wait to get the fuckkkkk outta here.

It's the west, I can bet my Arsenal Jersey
It's civilization. Expect more

It's the west, I can't bet my Arsenal Jersey
It's civilization. Expect more

legendte:
Good you didn't contradict what I said. No doubt about the cash and publicity. I am talking about the quality of games played there. Sevilla looks like an average team before Barcelona and Madrid but they are giants when you compare them with EPL clubs. Same Barcelona and Madrid monopolise UCL too. It takes a world class performance for an EPL player to be considered fit for la liga whereas an average La liga player will excel in EPL. Quality of clubs or leagues also reflect in the national team and that is why England flops. Even best 11 from EPL can't stand Atletico Madrid. Have you checked Fifa first 11 recently. That is enough to tell you what is happening in England. Dangote and FFK no be mate abeg. Força Barca! !!!!!!!

Sevilla are giants when compared to EPL teams that's why they got hammered home and away by man city. And that's why Villarreal the 4th best team in Spain got destroyed 3-nil by EPL 8th placed team.
Dude you are not talking to an ignorant here.

Barcelona vs Sevilla, the equivalent of Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur, are playing and we still stuck in 3 pages.
Yeah, come and tell us how interesting la liga is again.

legendte:
I have said it many times, Spain is the home of football in Europe. That is where the best game is played. English league can only boast of cash and publicity and nothing more. Very boring game. Kick and follow football. No wonder almost all the best players the world has produced plied their trade in Spain. The dominance of Barcelona and Real Madrid in Spain is wrongly portrayed as other teams being weak. The truth is that the same Barcelona and Madrid are dominating Europe and are always the favourite to win UCL each year. Some would say that there is no competition there, sighting the emergence of Leicester City as an example. The truth is that there is no longer class in EPL. World class players are no longer there. The strength of the teams are almost equal. This fact is affecting their performance in Europe.
I am Cule, I support the best club in the world, I am for Team Barcelona. Mes que Un club. Força Barca! !!!!!!!!

but you guys don't get it, do you?
We don't care about a very predictable, utterly boring league that is la liga. How can two teams in a league monopolize almost all the monies going into the league? Makes no sense.
To put things in perspective, 6 English teams are among the top 10 richest football clubs in the world. Tottenham Hotspur is much richer than Athletico Madrid. This simply implies that talents in England are much evenly spread amongst the entire teams making it very unpredictable and highly entertaining. (Yes EPL is so much more entertaining that's why it has far more viewers; That's why it has more money and that's why most people would prefer to watch Leicester vs Spurs than Valencia vs Sevilla. Deal with it)
Yes there are more word class players in Spain, but it makes the league an utter joke if all the talents are concentrated in just two teams. The remaining 18 teams have no chance. Once in a while one of them try to threaten the duopoly, but it is always short lived.
We love EPL more because it is unpredictable. No one is interested in predictable processions that are la liga, ligue 1, Bundesliga and even serie A.
Let us be

This is funny. Most lists on nairaland should just be tagged "most /best....... in Southern Nigeria" not the whole of Nigeria.
Up north, ECWA along with Catholic is the most popular church.
But what do I know

kolmart:
Dont you know that whenever there a low purchasing power the economy of such nation is bad. Workers are the distributor of cash to various people in the country. The reason why the people are complain now is that the purchasing power of the workers are very low and there is no much cash to be circulated by the workers to the people. Once the income of the workers increase, the purchasing power will be improved and more cash will be in circulation for the other people. Secondly, workers are the one that usually carry the burden, minimum wage have not been increased since 5 years now, and everything is increasing almost every second, how do you think the workers survive the hardship?. My brother we need increase in workers salary, without that the artisan, traders and other people will not get the cash.

this is the smartest comment so far as far as I'm concern.
Ops analysis is hugely flawed and it's surprising no one has actually pointed it out.
He claims that only 500k people will benefit from the increase in minimum wage but he totally forgot that each of these workers have between 4-10 dependents, and some situations much more. We are talking about a ripple effect on at least 3-4 million people. Furthermore, workers earning more money simply implies they could be able to meet up with the already higher prices of goods and services in the markets.
That's more money for everyone at the end of the day.
The Op is not looking at the big picture.

SUV:
Which kain pastor teaches such rubbish?
Ok, go ahead and marry when there's no atom of lobe, u come bk here for stories that touch.

Fake preachers everywhere...so sorry for those that fall prey.

Love have to be there which will b nitured all hrpigj d life spent.

trust me sweetie, couple of years ago I would have agreed with you but over time I've come to realize that what we term love in most cases is either infatuation or lust; both of which have an expiry date. You think all these guys/ladies killing their spouses never loved them? Of course they thought they did.
Personally, I believe compatibility is the most important thing in marriage.
So, yeah, the pastor is spot on.

gibzzhd:
Spain rules 3-1 sevilla.no EPL side can stand Malaya,Valencia and sevilla not to talk of the big 3 athletico,Madrid n barca.
in la liga I trust.
Mediocre EPL side competing among themselves saying its competitive.lol

may I remind you that an English team, man city, demolished Sevilla home and away and an 8th placed Liverpool hammered 4th placed Villarreal 3 nil.
An absolute bias to make conclusion based on this game alone.

gibzzhd:
Spain rules 3-1 sevilla.no EPL side can stand Malaya,Valencia and sevilla not to talk of the big 3 athletico,Madrid n barca.
in la liga I trust.
Mediocre EPL side competing among themselves saying its competitive.lol

didn't Liverpool, an 8th placed team in England, destroy Villarreal the 4th best team in Spain some weeks ago? Are you making your conclusion only based on this game which so far has been marred by terrible officiating.
With better officiating Liverpool could have settled this game in the first half.
Sevilla can win all they care but still won't make la liga anymore interesting next year
Still gonna be the same old boring la liga with just two Interesting games. (The clasicos)

Op, are you in jos?

fredie107:
Arsenal move to second with high hopes of winning the league


For their mind

definitely finished above whatever team it is you support

tmtech:
Fake azz men everywhere.. If ur female boss at work insults u, r u gonna knock her out.. Dey wud rather go home nd take it out on their wives... Fake azzes... No excuse for domestic violence.. If u r tired den pull out... Battering ur wife may not be a serious offence in naija buh murder is definite a capital one.............

your argument doesn't even hold water. Just as men won't hit or beat up their female bosses if they step on their nerves so also women won't dare talk back at their male bosses. It goes both ways.
So come up with a better argument, bro/sis

That's Lagos; not a typical way of life in other parts of the country. Just Lagos! That place is supremely overrated. The shittiesst place by far in the country. One literally struggles for everything. The norm was for one to struggle for bus, accomodation and the rest. Now people struggle to use the bridge? Ridiculous. I keep saying that lagosians have the worst quality of life of all Nigerians.
50 years from now people will probably queue up to breath the air in that crappy place.

dopedealer:
You said that just because we are in Nigeria. In Yankee gay's are every where and it's no ones business nither would anyone b surprised. That is civilisation

you have a warped understanding of what civilization is. Civilization does not mean doing the wrong simply because America approves it. Civilization is doing the right at all times.
You have massive inferiority complex anyway. Your posts gave you away.

Osinachi1:
So True!
So sad My family will be leaving Jos soon

how sad. And you will have to leave with them?

Osinachi1:
Congrats Musa...

My fellow non-Plateau who take Jos as HOME!

Jos is home to
1. Osinachi 1
2. Mikel
3. Onazi
4. Ahmed Musa
5. Obinna Nsofor

Add the ones you know

God bless Jos

once you grow up in Jos you will always make it your home. Such a lovely place, Jos.
I miss it so much