₦airaland Forum

omolola15:
Loooooooooooool I know nothing about football abi. Dey there dey deceive yourself. I can't stop laughing. I don't even know what to say to you. I'm sure I know about football more than you. If I decide to say my mind the way I feel. That does not give you the right to assume you know me.

you are sure you know more than me about football yet you are all over the thread embarrassing yourself.
Keep embarrassing yourself.

omolola15:
That still doesn't make him 20. I know what you are trying to say. But still trying hard to defend him doesn't make him 20. Or 17 when he played on that tournament.

Do you know why I don't trust that MRI? I know a footballer personally he's 3 years younger than his wife with his football age. And 2 years older than his wife in his real age. He has had MRI 4 times. 3 times when he was playing in Norway and once when he moved to Austria. 4 different MRI in oyibo country and they didn't even know he slashed 5 years from his real age.

Mind you his wife has been my friend for years. We went to school together as well. Na since then me i no trust MRI again. I hope you get my point.

the most annoying thing about people like you is the arrogance you exude in your sheer ignorance. From your comments it's very obvious you know nothing about football and you're probably the type that gets their info on hear-says yet you just go about spewing your nauseating bullocks as if they are facts.
Just so sad and irritating that we have to put up with you ignorant lots.

onepluone:
Since wen? For where? See Thief! Ole!


U will return all the oil money lagos have collected till date and those invested by Federal Gov wen it was the federal capital.


Then all oil company based in Lagos must return to NigerDelta or lose their oil facilities. We dont want Lagos or one Nigeria scam.


Carry Lagos dey go ur way, all the way to Oduduwa republi. bastard!

I'm not the source of your problems or frustration. I'm neither a lagosian nor Yoruba. I just responded to your earlier post which implied that Lagos does not have oil. They do. Nothing you or your ilks or your useless rants on nairaland can do about it.
You guys claim to be educated but you just keep embarrassing yourselves all over the place with your utter unintelligent posts.
I'll also advise that you take it easy before you burst an artery or something

onepluone:
Dont u think, that advice will serve u best. All the Oil Company based in Lagos should relocate to the oil producing region of Niger Delta.


Better yet, Lagos should stop collecting oil money allocation from Federal gov.

Lagos is an oil producing state so this your unintelligent gibberish doesn't hold water.

A popular fact is that the Germans have never beaten the Italians in a competitive football match. That seem to be playing into the heads of the German players as they are giving the Italians an enormous amount of respect, almost bordering on fear

Italians are just so good at these international tournaments; It's almost as if they are born for them.
This here is one of the least talented Italian team in a long time but they've managed to eliminate the defending champions (Spain) and are matching a very talented German team toe to toe.
I'm tipping them to go through

crackhaus:
A God-fearing Hausa/Fulani woman:
- Covers her entire body head to toe
- Wears very little or no makeup
- Always has her natural hair on
- Usually has a slim figure without visiting gyms and even if on the big side, tends not to get very fat
- Is very religious and does not play with her belief in Allah
- Keeps her virginity till marriage
- Does not dwell so much on money or wealth
- Always looks really attractive
- Is definitely not a sell-out that wants to speak or act like a westerner
....and after all these, it is still a known fact that the Hausa/Fulani woman's beauty and poise is one that can't be rivaled by any other group of Nigerian women...she remains the most family-oriented, submissive, respectable, soft-spoken, beautiful, sexy, gracious, and attractive woman without breaking a sweat or trying very hard to be any better than her creator made her to be.
Is she not a perfect Nigerian woman, or some other nationality?
This here is one of the few things that still amazes me in this world where everyone is trying to be someone else because they don't appreciate themselves.
The 'generic' response to this from women will be 'oya, make una go date and marry the Hausa/Fulani women na'...
Well, I'm pretty sure many men would do that if it were easy to just run into them on the roads, at parties, or at nightclubs - and I'm sure everyone already knows why we don't run into them.
Not to mention how one has to become Muslim to marry a Hausa/Fulani woman.
Dem no go like to read this kind post ooo.

so true
I grew up in the north and i can attest to the fact that the Hausa/Fulani woman is everything you mentioned up there. She's almost too perfect to be real but she does exist.
She's the best without even trying
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And I guess Crackhause's post just about makes this thread dead on arrival.

Congratulations bro. Sort of news we love to hear
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Oh. This isn't gonna go down well with nairaland's in-house bigots.

Am I the only one who noticed the complete absence of nairaland's in-house feminists on this thread? Oh, yeah, they are all at the other thread writing long headache inducing essays about gender equality and how the man should par take full time in house chores since, according to them, there is no difference between a man and a woman.
Nauseating hypocrisy

lolawilliams:
If messi survives in the EPL, then he is better than ronaldo, but for now Ororo is the best.

comments like this are the reason why I believe that Nigerian youths are not employable. Except of course you are joking.

The importance of abstinence can never be overemphasized. Sex do come with a lot of baggages, the few minutes of pleasure isn't worth it.

foolinlove:
Because they're manipulators, liars, cheats and thieves.

young ladies like you always make the wrong decisions when it comes to dating because of your poor choices. I can bet my Arsenal Jersey that genuinely nice guys with good intentions have come your way but only to get snubbed by you. They probably don't have enough swags, looks, height and all the other BS.
You made the poor choices yourself. No one put a gun to your head. Live with the consequences and stop disturbing the peace of the Cyber world.

Modric probably passed a message to Subasic on where a Ramos will play that penalty....

phantom:
dumb people everywhere and we wonder why our leaders rape us constantly....

well you are right, the guy you quoted is probably ignorant about the whole residency thingy. but that resident doctors in Nigeria have become a bunch of arrogant, narcissistic, self centred pricks with absolutely no regards for the lives of the ordinary Nigerian is a well confirmed fact.
So humor me; what exactly are the doctors striking for this time around?

linearity:
Google is your friend, try google terms like 'nun IndecentStar' or any variant of those words, I did a simple google search and got more than 1 million hits.

I see satire and not blasphemy in what she did...The Bible said, Judge not, so that ye shall not be Judge and Jesus turning to his disciples, who like many here just condemn someone before him, said..."Truly, I say to you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes go into the kingdom of God before you"

Leave the work of condemnation of sin to the Holy Ghost, your job is to preach the gospel and leave the rest.

in your little mind you are civilized and liberal, eh?

Movafuckker directionless so called Christians asking people to leave her alone. Movafuckkers don't stand for anything that's why they don't see anything wrong in this. In their small dumb heads accepting shitty things like this makes them Westernized and civilized.
If you are a Christian and you see nothing wrong with this then know are just wasting your time (and money of course ala tithes and offerings )
Christian the most confused lots

lastpage:
This your Map must have been drawn by a BLIND MAN!

How does Kwara State become a Northern State?
Does Bukola or Gbemisola Saraki sound like Tanko or Wushishi or Nasumu?


Even Benue that is in the Middle Belt has suddenly become a Northern State?

You these Northerners are greedy-die, walahi!


And BTW, how do you carve out 20 states from a virtually empty land... or na Buhari COWS go occupy and live in the space?

Yeye dey smell, big time!




Lastpage!

bro, I'm from the middle belt and all middle beltan state are in the north. They are called north Central states for a reason. Remember? Six geopolitical zones? With benue being in the North Central

emmalexabl:
THE SMALLER THE LANDMASS,THE BETTER AND MORE USEFUL THE STATE IS:

this is the wackiest and dumbest logic ever. There is no way a state with a smaller land mass is better and more useful than one with a bigger one, with all things being equal. Bigger land mass means more land for houses, factories, industries, farmlands and more space to accommodate humans in the event of population growth.
I can guess the region you come from from this statement.

dollyjoy:
Thank you miss/Mrs high self esteem, my low self esteem keeps me going and place me at peace/ harmony with my dearest.

this, my dear, is your best post on this thread (much lovelier than that one that got all the nairaland men fighting for your love ).
The fact that you held your cool and responded to those bitter ladies in a polite manner even as they intentionally tried to provoke you shows that you are truly at peace with your dearest
Just keep doing what makes you happy, dear.

realone2012:
All these Cultist Kilings happening in the South South and South East..and no one is batting an eyelid. You won't see anybody blaming tribe or religion, but let something similar happen in the North and everybody in the North will turn to a potential murderer. HYPOCRITES!!!

don't take the bigots with holier than thou attitude from southern Nigeria commenting on nairaland serious.
I don't

Where are the feminists when you need them
So, basically, you both earn salaries but she still needs monthly stipends from you. Wow.
Women logic 101:
My money is mine alone
My man's money is for all of us.
Yeah, women are that selfish

YTderin:
I pity ur hoe, talkless of ur gf. So bitter....
Well, we ladies also go through our heartbreaks and we don't come on nl crying wolf, but immediately it's a guy, they come here like cry babies. You guys shld learn to get ur shii together.
The world ain't fair.
Btw, you sound permanently angry and embittered.
It is well.

Hmmmm.
Permanently angry and bitter. Believe me dear that's the story of most guys out there and it is all thanks to you and your ilk. You ladies have succeeded in producing monsters all over the place that I pity the ladies they are gonna meet in the future. So many guys moving around seeking for vengeance...And yep, it's all thanks to yall

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Northerners with yoruba-like monickers will rise to create confusion by attacking ambode or the message. Lets all be aware of their antics at dividing the south just to have the upper hand of lording it over the rest of us. Just tell me why any sane nigerian wil go against true federalism, aside the the direct benefactors of this deviously lopsided system.

Northerners mimick every region here to create enemity. Example of such is IRUNOOBO and some other biafran monickers that specialize in initiating tribal online wars between yoruba and igbos, only to now sit back and watch the south gnaw at each other wild they perfect their domination strategy.
*spits on the naive and clueless south*

you really think northerners have that much time? You really think northerners are that petty? I put it to you, sir, you know nothing about the north. Trust me.

No. 7 is damnnn too true. I can relate to that

greatgod2012:
Very wicked!


They don't want others to have like them, so that they will continue to oppress the poor.

they need the poor to remain poor so they (The poor) can continue being their gatemen, househelps; basically living their lives ensuring the rich live in luxury and comfort.
It's a sad world

550k for 2 bedroom at ikosi and for 2 years. That's like 1.2 million total package. WOW.
Lagos is indeed a hell hole.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Werey!!!

But this pero nor come fine. Abi na age don set in? [/color]

yeah I think it's age, man.
Let's be honest, women don't age as well as men do.

chiefololade:
Christians please look at this thread, you will notice no single Muslim has said anything wrong about your religion. Everyone's grievance is going to the pastor (in his name) . Let us please stop attaching hatred to Islam because some set of people are doing the wrong thing. Let peace reign.

you can say that again.
The way so called Christians attack Muslims and Islam at any given opportunity and the way Muslims totally ignore Christian threads is giving me a rethink of which religion is actually the truth. Christians have consistently display hateful bigotry, it's amazing
Me sha, I've not been to church in while and I really can't say I am missing anything.

Pros far outweigh cons.
Virgin it is

pinkiberry:
mizmycoli I took my time to read this post and am here telling you that you are hypocritical. You carry feminism for head,deceiving young girls on social media,telling them marriage is not important,they don't need a man in their lives,the are complete without a man,but you got married,and now you are your hussy pet,doing his bidding. I guess that is why you didn't post your wedding pictures. Cut me some slack. I dislike hypocrites.

you are just like davido laughing at his friend years ago for having a baby mama but today he has his own babymama.
next time you wanna post shhit on social media, you think well. women need marriage, it makes a woman complete. I know now you must be feeling fulfilled cos you finally married.

oh shiiit, mizmycoli is married after all. Gaddamit.
That girl sure has to win the biggest hypocrite of all time.

Dabbyfab:
There is nothing to be ashamed of,after all it is not her fault. She can still find true love,obviously the man she married was not meant for him. If Nigerian society is like US alot of people will come out from their miserable marriages. Our society believe a marriage must work by fire by force even when both parties are unhappy. She should keep her head up cos a man that betrayed his marriage,slept with a girl unprotected and got her pregnant is not worth it.Tomorrow he will infect you with deadly disease. She can move on cos there is no child that tied them together.One day she will look back and wonder what she even saw in the guy in the first place.

so because divorce is common and popular in the USA it's a good thing and we should embrace it in Nigeria, right?
Yeah everything the US does is right according to you Western zombie.

str8talk1:
This is the reason why Nigeria a contraption.
I'll always say this d Hausa Muslims r nt fit to live in d midst of human beings. The thick forest where the sun doesnt shine is where they belong.

go and send them to the forest na.If you get liver.