₦airaland Forum

Favfables1:
A lady up there literally called the men in nairaland a "bunch of idiots who lack home training" and rather than call her out for this demeaning and generalizing remark, you're saying "she only stated the fact"?? ....

And yet you'll be the one to cry foul and scream "it's unfair" when men reciprocate this insults, how hypocritic ....

Just the reason why no reasonable person should give a fuckkc about the moaning from the women on here. They enjoy bashing men, literally cheer each other on while at it, but they can't seem to take a fraction of what they dish out.
Cry some more, @ op.

emmanuelbrown26:
Abeg no vex ohhhh, how una dey take toast all these kind of women?
Abi una tell dem say una no fit live without dem?
Bcs some things wey i dey read for online ehhh, i begin dey wonder d kind of men una bi. No woman born of a woman dare try such with me, na dem go tire

More or less. Beg, yes.
They employed all sorts of simping strategies to get their women, the women agree to the relationship with the impression they are doing favours for the men, and the men are required to simp all their lives to ensure the sustenance of the relationship.

I mean here is woman who has gone to lengths to ensure her husband doesn't reach her. The ladies here are casually (like it isn't a big deal) advising him to devise every means possible to get through to her.

*Had to lol after typing it out*

Summary of the relationship dynamics between the average man in Nigeria and a woman.

On the other hand, High value men who are aware of their value get better treatments. They're the assholless women cry about on social media.

sammiewrite:
I'm surprised really. Someone even quoted him and was alluding high IQ. To each his own, but I'd rather have the IQ of a goldfish, than the heart of Adolf Hitler.

Most Nigerians are sadistic, reason why there is a high incidence of physical/emotional abuse of the weak (spouses, house helps, subordinates at work, etc.). They enjoy dishing out punishments that is not proportionate to the crimes out of sheer sadism.
Crossfm thought process is what most Nigerians can relate with.

trudpo:
Thank you God bless the hand that typed this comment.

God should bless him for implying that the young men deserve to lose their jobs for innocuously dancing on duty.
Impressive thought processes some of you have. God must be proud of you folks.

crossfm:
Hehehe.


Every index points to the fact that Nigeria as a nation is heading to a big destruction.

We encourage a lot of negativity. Doing the right thing at the wrong time.

How can we encourage people who went against their job ethics and responsibilities.

Let no one complain when a doctor that is shedule to carryout an operation start dancing instead of doing what is expected of him or her.
We should also remain mute when our politicians loot our resources,and sleep on duty.

Our mumu never do for this country.

This extremely bitter and toxic post got the most likes in this thread. One can understand why Nigerians are quick to set a petty thief on fire. This dude and his fellow evil Nigerians who liked his post believe the best way to punish two young men dancing harmlessly on duty is by sacking.
Also, it's really cute how he brings examples that are not in anyway similar.
Oga you are just evil in the heart.

Jargozaza:
#NPFL22 FT SCORES

Tornadoes 1-1 MFM
Sunshine Stars 3-1 Heartland
Enyimba 2-1 Remo Stars
Katsina Utd 4-1 Dakkada
Lobi 0-2 Plateau Utd
Akwa Utd 2-0 Wikki
Gombe Utd 1-0 Abia Warriors
Kano Pillars 0-1 Rivers Utd
Nasarawa Utd 1-1 Kwara Utd

Plateau united and Rivers United, two genuinely great teams so far, shaping up a two-horse race for the title. Both with big away wins at difficult grounds.

Plateau united is on a 9 game unbeaten run, winning 7. Mightily impressive by every standard, moreso in the NPFL.

reddingtonblack:
Mothafuvcka nii gurl yii sha! As dangote daughter wey you be abi extending favours to random men when ur mama dey use naija used scanfrost, ode maybe your mama needs favour more, Drop her details on old ashewo thread,

Lmfao.

Alcohol abuse immensely messes up men's sexual health. Fuckkks up your stamina as well as the quality of sperm and semen.

Sobriety>>>>>Alcoholism.

Dtruthspeaker:
You no know say Person wey dey high horse dey better than person wey dey waka for ground with him leg?

For fuckkk sake, dude.

naija4life247:
Any man who thinks he is the wisest and others are fools, such s man is an idiot, a nitwit, a nonentity, and a scallywag.

Well said, dude.
They are genuinely the worst. Miserable bunch on their high horses.

I love how dummasss english refs only ever remember to implement dummass rules against Arsenal in order to give opponents advantage. Watch this same scenario (Martinelli's red card, i.e) never gets the same punishment ever again.
Bias, incompetent fukkkers

Lol, hope it's true. It will be another couple of wasted years at the theater of dreams nightmare. Poch is past it and even at his best, he's more suited to underdog teams looking to punch above their weight, not overpaid lazy asssses like those at psg and man utd.
Will be more worrying if they get Ten Haag or even Potter, tbh.

Hammyaladin:
I'm presently battling cigarettes.

Benson and rotmass switch are holding me bondage




Please someone should recommend me a solution.

I've tried cutting off all my friends, stopped listening to pop but still feel happier smoking than being with a female sef. :'

That's the issue with these addictive, habit-forming substances or lifestyle. At the beginning, it feels cool and you think you've found yourself a friend and a solace. But eventually you'll find you are nothing but a slave to them. That's why the advocacy is one shouldn't even venture in the first place.

Op, I won't sugarcoat, quitting can be extremely difficult and could require medical intervention. You'll probably need some medications to help reduce the withdrawal symptoms that tend to push the victims back to the drugs.

Senegal are a far better team than Egypt, much more stacked with quality players all over the pitch and I see them winning the tie comfortably over 2 legs. Senegal would also be a better ambassador of the African continent! I really believe they can give any team a good game

Egypt genuinely plays drab, boring football. Shitthouse the entire game, constantly moan to the ref, and even before a match, to try and influence decisions. Then drag their opponents to penalty kicks where they hope to luck out a win (they have good goalkeepers, tbf). On the basis of sheer quality of players, they rank much lower even on the continent than their second place afcon finish indicates.

Martinez39s:
Una get time and energy to be arguing with women? I don pass that level. Gentlemen and ladies, who wanna break bread with men and enjoy my Cold Stone & oryza sativa on cold?

Fair point, Martinez, arguing with women is a futile endeavor, but I think counter points from the likes of Cave are welcome on threads like this. We don't want toxic women like the op, with their pack of lies and misinformation, to sway impressionable minds in the wrong direction.

SmartPolician:
Look at the comments from the ladies up there.

Women are rarely just with their judgement.

It even happens here on Nairaland.

That's why Mosdii said that they were all useless and that campaign earned him a life ban.

I'm not exaggerating when I say I rather take relationship advice from Abu the suya guy down the road than from a female PhD holder.

Pleased for the ladies. Must be awesome living in Barcelona and Madrid doing the job they love and being paid decent wages.

I contacted the stupid man and the idiot wanted to be wyning me telling me my wife was just a very good friend of his

Literally getting laughed at and mocked by the dude who's banging your wife. (Of course there are sessions where the two did the mocking together)

For a man, I genuinely believe only few things, if there are any, are more pathetic and worse than being a blue pilled simp. Just living life in a bubble of lies.

CalmElder:
That girl is in hot Okra soup, because presently, without doubt, your wife is accusing her of causing friction in her home.
That unforgiving trait runs in their blood.

And if the marriage collapses, the girl will be scapegoated by that woman. Such a terrible situation for anyone let alone a teenage girl to find herself in; abused by a family member and being made to believe you are at fault for a failed marriage. It could severely damage her self esteem.
Awful avoidable situation.

membranus:
African referees are not worthy of anchoring international games. They should all be sent one an intensive one year training abroad to upgrade their skills.

They are a shame to the football game.

Not holding brief for African refs (this senegalese ref is particularly too shiiit) but refs all over the world are just shiiit. North Africans just love moaning about everything ruining the game for everyone.

realestate99:
North Africans and south Americans (excluding Brazil )have mastered the dark arts of football, Nigeria always have problems with countries in those categories.

I actually don't enjoy watching them play. Poor sportsmanship, always a matter of do or die with them. Plus they are simultaneously sore losers (constantly moaning) and bad winners (time wasting).

Not a fan, and I've had enough with this particular game.

Must be absolute nightmare to referee a game involving north africans. Holy fuckkk they pretty much whine about every call from the ref.

ojotobiloba1:
Its two and half years since I bought my syinix 50 inch smart TV.. Never had a single problem since I bought it..... Such a good product

Really great, to be honest. Very good value for money.

Edit: took the words out of my mouth

Carchoice:
I nor Dey spend for women again. I look for someone’s posh girlfriend instead.

Once I approach a lady and She tells me she’s single, I lose interest. You must be in a serious relationship for me to have interest in you. Your oga will be doing the spending while I do the bending.

Funny.

All of a sudden you figured it's cheaper and better to just be the dude whom she cheats on her boyfriend with.

safarigirl:
Nigerians are wishing Okoye death on his page?

Death?


Because of nonsense football?

E no better to go play for where dem born you than to come and play for Nigeria? At least, if na England, worst comes to worst, dem go call you monkey, but wishing death on someone?


People in this country are very sick and they sadly, cannot afford therapy. Just wild animals everywhere

What?
The europeans do much worse; death threats not only to the player but to their love ones. Cuntish humans are everywhere.

AfroKnight:
Lol. I guess “eventually” means nothing to you in a sentence.

As usual, “society” is the culprit when it suits you people. A man asks for privacy and you interpret it as asking for worship. How did you arrive at that?

Interesting that the woman who entertained the opinions of women like you now regrets her indiscretion. He will get his divorce. It’s only a matter of time.

That's what social media toxic women do to wittingly or unwittingly sow seeds of discords among couples. Basically read meanings into innocuous situations or requests like the emboldened.

E.g.

"Ah, your husband says he prefers his meals microwaved most times; hmmm, I think he wants to turn you into his slave."

Dizzyyish:
Chameleon tactics. These are employed by women That's why a keen eye and patience is necessary when vetting a woman because even if they're pretending there'll still be glimpses of their real character every now and then.

They masks they wear fall off once in while during the dating periods but men are too drunk in love lust to notice or are gaslighted into thinking they are overreacting or insecure.

The blue pill fcckks up your mind so bad you normalise being treated like utter trash, ffs.

Here is a man whose wife blatantly told him he irritates her and actually shows she means it by denying him sex for months and choosing to live 100s of kilometres away from him. Yet, somehow, dude convinces himself it's all cool, he has everything under control and he's infact here on nairaland to teach dummies like us how to handle difficult wives like his.

Nah, man, I believe at this point even the ladies in this section will start feeling sorry for you simps and that’s worse.

daveP:
Scenes where North African teams break away from CAF and join their Arab brethren....


This is Disgraceful abeg. Tunisia did the right thing by declining.

I'm sorry, but why do you say this like it's such an awful thing for sub Saharan Africa? I personally wouldn't mind if they left, tbh. I find them to be sore losers. They can join up the Asian based arabs for all I care.

cococandy:
It may not be his loss because unfortunately, he can always find someone to rape but it would be her gain. To be free from her rapist.

He’s of no benefit to anyone. No one has anything to gain from living with a rapist.

Kinda love how you are about to burst an artery on this issue but always happily troll men who open threads on paternity fraud.

Not news that you've always been bias towards women so your opinions and labels of men don't hold any weight to me, tbh. Hopefully op sees it that way and doesn't feel guilty by your words.

cococandy:
Your wife needs to divorce you. Unfortunately she’s not here to read the advice. It would be thoroughly disgusting being married to a rapist. Excuse me while I puke

Yeah, hopefully she does, in the best interest of everyone. She can proceed to meet other men who will tolerate her selfish, sex denying asssss while op can get other women who will wanna fuuuck him.

*funny how you make it look like a woman divorcing a man whom she denies sex will be the man's loss*

Una funny, I swear. Happy puking.

Mercury12:
Women due to their flexible nature are easily swayed. Only experiences will make dem wise. Take a look at how eve was easily deceived

Does it? I find it only makes them bitter and toxic. Lack of introspection means they just find ways to shift blame on to others and maintain the delusion of victimhood.