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CV and RESUME are one and the same thing. . RESUME is to USA;
CV is to OTHERS

their fakeness no get part two..

I just remembered one of my journeys to Benin last year when I released something "smeller" than ammonia in our air conditioned tight bob izua buses . Trust those benin driver and passengers; they cursed the ancestors of the"messer" . the shit hold me until I begged the driver to stop me say I wan piss.. u go fear piss wey last 20minutes na.

moral lesson: avoid vegetable soup if u know say u go embark on a journey the following day.
I learnt mine in an embarrassing but adventurous way.

petengine:
apply to Total E&P next year February. you'll need a Total staff to referee u though

please can you help me on how to apply there. . is it via online or submitting written application..your candid advice will be much appreciated

chemical engineering.. march,2016. someone please help me get an i.t placement in port harcourt

na to spread my mat for outside be that na. abeg what time exactly wey e go be?

I de envy this woman die.. fruits of hard labour. enjoy biko

I was invited for an interview by one N.S.G.C at Rumuokwuta junction in port Harcourt. honestly I don't know when I applied and the position wasn't even stated in the sms sent. are they (N.S.G.C ) real?

sexyjob:
onye ala

lol..hafum aka biko

Verily I say unto you the day is near. I indeed had a dream and saw the Success (mail/text) I can't quite remember which. In it they said I will be contacted soon with dates. Click like if you want to tap into the anointing. I have said my part.

arshavineering@yahoo.com

I wish to apply for MSc while I wait for God's time for my own job. guys I need your advice. I intend getting the form later this month at FUTO (MSc Industrial Production Engineering); then defer the admission for one year in order to buy time for a job or funds for the program. I don't intend to disturb my parents cos alot are on their hands already. Hopefully I will get a teaching job, then save up to fund the program while still believing for a job; thank God I am still under 25.
Please I need advice on how FUTO's MSc is been run;The duration, cost , accommodation and any other advice concerning my proposed plans.
I know and hope to get wonderful ideas here. Thank you all in advance.

4bobo:
"How am I rude? Is this fair? Is this why we voted for you? We did not vote for you so that your convoy will run us out of the road. Look at what your security men are doing? They are destroying my car, beating my brother to a pulp and smashing all our mobile devices just because we had the misfortune of driving in front of your convoy?"

how are we sure that was what happened in as much i know the reckless driving of many politicians and their aides, i found this piece above hardly to believe to confront a sitting governor like that. The way their securities will even prevent you moving closer to him/her will be dramatic, talkless of talking to him anyhow like that in the presence of his aids. Part of the story might be through but hype .

its either you are myopic or heartless

cjontop:
Sorry, i'm not gate crashing

lol..I like your reply. success man

A shocking report has revealed that the President
ordered the closure of Aso Rock Villa chapel to
the embarrassment of Vice President, Yemi
Osinbajo.
President Muhammadu Buhari has moved against
Christian religious activities within the precincts of
the Aso Rock presidential villa, a source familiar
with the matter has revealed.
The Aso Rock Villa Chapel serves as the official
church of Aso Rock where Christian activities
inside the presidential villa are conducted.
According to an eyewitness who spoke to The
Trent on Thursday, September 3, 2015 on
condition of anonymity, heavily armed men
stormed the Aso Rock Chapel on Sunday, August
30, 2015 denying worshippers access to the
church.
“Normally, services begin by 7am at the church
but when we got there, we met armed security
men who said we cannot enter. They said they
were acting on orders from above. We waited
outside till a few minutes past 8am before they
allowed us to enter,” the source disclosed.
A visibly embarrassed Vice President Yemi
Osinbajo who worships at the Villa Church,
arrived the Chapel and could be seen managing
to conceal a worried expression over the incident.
When our reporter contacted Presidential
Spokesman Garba Shehu to confirm the
development, he claimed he was not aware of the
incident. “What you are telling me is news to me.
I am not aware of this issue. There is a lot we
are dealing with and I hope you are aware the
church was handed over to Vice President
Osinbajo. So please call Prince Laolu Akande, his
spokesman to confirm this issue”, he said.
Further investigations by The Trent have revealed
that Sunday’s move was the second in a series of
brazen attempts to shut down Christian activities
in the Villa.
Less than two months ago, the Children’s Church
of the Villa Chapel where the wife of the Vice
President, Mrs. Oludolapo Osinbajo worships with
the children was closed down on orders from
above. According to our source, “security
concerns were given as reasons for the closure of
the Children’s Church.”
Attempts by this newspaper to reach Vice-
Presidential spokesman Laolu Akande failed as
his phone lines were unreachable at the time of
filing in this report.
Source: The Trent News

http://www.tori.ng/news/8048/shocking-president-buhari-orders-closure-of-aso-ro.html

I also got the same email. I just deleted the shit

benedima1990:
Op, abeg teach this scammer lesson of his life. Go show that message to police to follow him up


He's a bustard scammer

police fire. I had a similar faith in the police earlier this year when a scammer used my full name for his enterprise. my brother police nearly change am for me oo.. If I no pay for their services, I spent over 10k. at the end nobody tell me to run from the real scammers (nigerian police).

Davidbee:
Y can't u just wait till u resume b4 publicizing it?

Congrats tho

you won't understand the anxiety. .congrats man.. I will be next in line

kestolove95:
Gej deserve capital punishment...sending him to 300yrs in prison won't b a bad idea

must you comment?
mtchewwww

Anyi3:
Have you followed this thread? I have been talking about submitting till someone brought a reasonable argument saying it's a scam. Many other people bought into this idea. Then others brought reasonable arguments saying it's real and I've also made posts saying it's real.

So wetin you de yarn

mtchewwww..reasonable scam and reasonable real. all of una na the same. .ITKs

Anyi3:
Who be this one this cold afternoon? Park well abeg.

na to beg you to stop your ITK attitude. e no fit u..u de claim the recruitment na scam but na u first apply

Anyi3:
Excuse me. I'm not here for you to like or dislike me. I'm airing my views, the fact it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean you should drop any insultive/condescending message for me.

I have noticed your stance, try not to quote me again.

who are you advising if you haven't applied?..Keep your advice to yourself. ...BTW I didn't insult you. ... ITK

Anyi3:
@ obiscolly and nel4k

That site looks real. It is powered by TMI which is a real company in India.

However, why on earth would a firm be asking for Voter ID and passport number. I'm scared of dropping my passport number after loads of people just said we should be mindful of identity theft. As for voter ID number, I have no idea why any sane organisation wants this

one thing i dislike in some peeps in nairaland is their "ITK (I Too Know)" attitude.. tufiakwa

beekey and doskie go and chat on watsapp. una apply without telling anyone, come here come de make noise on feedback. daris God

at OP we call those areas TOWN. so u just de start. have fun in your circumnavigation. one of the things i enjoyed during nysc (knowing places). but pleas be careful oo. have a joyous service year

manny707:
Guys, I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble here but it seems unemployment may have made us so gullible, no one seems to be questioning the authenticity of this ad, how come its not published anywhere else but job sites? The 'parent' site of the email address provided i.e. www.dangoteprojects.com appears so dodgy with little or no information, if you ask me I'll say it's a site hurriedly setup for a scam but don't take my word for it. I want to plead with anybody who can verify the authenticity of this Dangote Refinery ad to kindly show us proof (post a pic of the national daily u saw the ad in, showing the date and all), for those who think there is no harm in applying if u are not paying money, I will like to introduce you to IDENTITY THEFT! Looking to hear back from all you nice folks soon.

hmmmmmm..opening that website,i smell scam like that of 'rat shit'.. chaii..my bubbles don burst skata

intrinsicniyi:
Hi. I'm having issues with the application too. Hopefully careers@dangoteproject.com will begin to accept applications soon.

Thanks.

careers@dangoteprojects.com.....i guess mine was successfully sent. no mailerdaemon for like 15minutes now

Ifiegboria:
My letter is running into another page. What should I do now? I have tried to reduce the words but no way? Quote me please

keep on writing na. add more A4 paper to accommodate your write up. Since na essay dem send you to write. .keep on writing please.

macuwon:
Wasted my time And money loitering around umuahia only to discover that there was no such thing as nddc office at Umuahia, then why put a stale address in the publication?
Please if you are submitting in abia, find your way to ukwa west, not umuahia

please gv me a brief direction to their office @ ukwa west.

Tosinayoko:
this igbo guys wont kill me with grammar especially the anambla ppl. Which one be 'allegedly' again?

young man whats funny? and whats bringing up the "igbo guys" into the grammar. "i too know" de worry you abi??
if u need nairaland tribal e-fight u know where to get it, definitely not here abeg .
thanks