₦airaland Forum

Fulaman198:
Yes don't worry bro I have a strong back

I've just realised that I've totally derailed your topic. Enough Ashiatsu for today.

zeb04:
the best part is when you allow me jump that way

lol highly unlikely, I wouldn't want to end up with broken ribs

LordReed:
My wife has done this for me before but I don't recommend this if the woman is above 70kg/overweight, it won't be pleasant.

Lol! Fulaman, do you see this?

Just give it to Yaya already. Maybe next year it will be more competitive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7C8NFzAGQ

Fulaman198:
Artan you need to give it a try you non-foot lover

Hahah as long as those feet don't end up anywhere near my face

EnlightenedSoul:
Loll it's much much better, and now you'll get to be on the receiving end.

Hmm, it is better than Swedish massage?

Fulaman198:
Hmm sounds interesting what is that?

My grandma (ayeeyo in Somali) would tell me and my siblings to massage her back by stamping on her. I would be under so much stress when she used to say apply more pressure lol.

Fulaman198:
I think the majority of people here on Nairaland know he's an epic troll and know that he doesn't represent the Somali people. I think I can speak on behalf of the NL community and say that most people on here like you and E-soul.

E-soul is a likeable and peaceful person. However, I've had a quite few bust-ups with certain members because of their bigotry. I don't like bullshitters and pseudo-intellectuals who usually have a lot to say about Somali people.

EnlightenedSoul:
That's actually Ashiatsu, and it's the absolute best! You should totally try it, Artan.

It reminds me of the Somali style massage sessions with ayeeyo lol

Fulaman198:
I just think Ayanle is a master troll, and believe me when I tell you I get a very good laugh out of his nonsense. I don't even think he believes what he says 50% of the time. Sometimes though, he does make sense.

Same here but only when he's not misrepresenting us.

Fulaman198:
ROFLLLLL i think it sometimes it is too

I strongly believe that he's a mentally disturbed kid with access to the internet

Fulaman198:
You know me and the foot fetish, I wouldn't mind that, I would enjoy it (I mean truly walking on me).

Is this you?

https://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/15197240/2/stock-photo-15197240-woman-walking-on-man-s-back-on-bed-smiling.jpg

KenyanLady:
As usual, my fellow sub saharan Africans are easily butthurt, Sorry guys, but deep inside in our black African hearts we all know we are the ugliest race/people in the world.

LMFAOO Wallahi this has to be Ajuran

A true man knows when to let go of his male ego and admit to his mistakes, it doesn't necessarily mean letting a woman take charge. It can sometimes lead to a woman walking all over you.

EnlightenedSoul:
What happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria

Hmm, in that case, what happened in Sana'a stayed there.

EnlightenedSoul:
You should tell me about that lol. I'll be back.

Ok but you're telling about your 'horrible' time in Egypt as well.

EnlightenedSoul:
Lived or visited?

Visited. I'd never want to live there.

Lupe Fiasco at his best!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6dIwl2c0U

muafrika:
I think parts of West Africa were occupied, and hunter gatherer communities in the rest of sub-sahara. Even the amazon has people living on water. I am not sure how real this is, but I came across an article on a very old city dwelling in South Africa. (Let me fish out the link).

www.viewzone.com/adamscalendar.html

www.pbs.org/wonders/fr_e6.htm

Ancient skeletal and artifact in Kenya seems to point to it being inhabited by some people long ago. There is this valley in Turkana full of sharpened flint stones. They are so many, the museum has not moved them. I would love to know who these people were.

History proves that only certain groups migrated back to sub-saharan Africa. It seems like a lot of people just want some sort of connection with the ancient Egyptians and I'm wondering if it is because the white man told them that any other civilisation beside the Egyptian was insignificant.

EnlightenedSoul:
Surprised?

Not at all. I've been to Yemen and I imagine places Egypt and Libya to be just as bad, if not worse.

muafrika:
It has to do with the halocene(hope its the right name) climatic period when the most habitable place on the African continent was the north. A period of the green and wet sahara. Much of the rest of the continent was a water world. The periods end about 5,000ya paved way for the drying up of the Sahara, and enabled the great migrations of the people south wards. Its alsothe reason why migrations followed a southward direction, as people followed the receding waters, ending up in riverine settlements. Its also probable that Egypt or what it was called at that time covered or controlled a more expansive territory than is acknowledged. I think there were many villages around all doing their own thing and probably paying someone protection fees or other form of tax.

I understand that but do you really think that every single tribe in Africa migrated southwards from Egypt?

I think they might have come in contact with the ancient Egyptians through trade and what not but I simply do not buy that we were ALL from there.

macof:
A pity! This is really disgusting that majority of Africans today can't look into their history but bring up senseless lies to connect with Egyptians, Arabs or Hebrews

A pity it is indeed, they all subconsciously conceed that their ancestors were inferior to other tribes and their cultures.

EnlightenedSoul:
It may take visiting to change their minds.

Although, I probably shouldn't non-stop bash the place smh. I stand down

One day you'll have to tell me about your time in Egypt. You've got only bad stories about the place.

Right, so every tribe in Africa claims to be from Egypt.

EnlightenedSoul:

[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/XoVHK9Rhj7pIeuUreTodC9Uno95lNqm0Etq8RqBLxHNcx68hWzknmLRa9TN0tm8rXbNv=w300[/img]

EnlightenedSoul:
Nonsense. Russell will always look good in whatever the heck he may choose to wear

He looks like a woman with a beard.

https://media2.onsugar.com/files/upl2/20/202476/15_2009/e3db00baf71b73f1_Russell_Brand_Is_More_Popular_Than_Adam_Sandler/i/Photos-Russell-Brand-Who-More-Popular-Than-Adam-Sandler.jpg

EnlightenedSoul:
I thought you meant it as an expression of disgust or something, but it totally killed me to read that, man.

How could any woman not find Russell attractive? It's simply unjustifiable!

Your reply totally killed me.

Doesn't he dress a little too nancy? He makes certain women look masculine.

EnlightenedSoul:
Hah, sorry. I thought you meant 'lugi'. Ugh Of all the human secretions and excretions, sputum is hands down the worst! I still can't get used to having to deal with that type of specimen. Wlhi, you have no idea how much it grossed me out to read/assume that lol.

You're in the minority

LOOOOL I definitely didn't eat that for breakfast! Do people in your country/state/city call the 'L' a loogie?

Wallahi I'm still laughing at "that's pretty gross" show inleyn xaako ina cunaye baa modey loooooool.

I think you're a minority as well, I assume that not many (African) women find Russell Brand attractive.

UjSizzle:
Beautiful
I stole the first and third one

Go ahead and thanks

EnlightenedSoul:
That's pretty gross

Apparently. Don't guys? But wait, don't answer that. We all know?

Wait a minute... I meant L as in loss. What did you think I meant?

Guys do but I must say this dark/light skin battle is rampant in the USA and the UK.
There are guys like me who are in to both dark and light skin women. The features and body shape is more important to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-pt9zLtiA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stFNvrR62Fk