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Alexgman1:
In every relationship I find myself, I always try my best to please & satisfy my woman even to my own detriment but it seems no matter what u can never pls a woman. Only few women out there are sincere, loyal & faithful.

My recent & 4th relationship was the most tasking. I fell in love with this girl out of pity & compassion. She was the 1st child of 14 kids. Her mum is late & her dad is based in cameroun with his other 2 wives. I vowed to love & care for her & her sibblings as if they are mine. I sacrificed all i had to make them happy & comfortable.

But the issue is she wanted everynight sex but i couldnt attend to her always. My work was time & energing cosuming so I can't over stress myself. After 1year & a half she left me & went back to her ex. It took me 5 months to get over it.

Recently I called her to come celebrate my birthday with me. I took her to a fast food we eat & drink alot & she even ordered take aways 4 her sibblings. I took excuse to go & do POS & dat was how i left her to pay #24,000 bill.

Where are d pics . Audio killing, lmao

damilola4162:
Source: https://gazettengr.com/weve-killed-bandits-who-attacked-presidential-guards-brigade-in-abuja-defence-headquarters

Sapa rice Ke, for this period bro this one na confirm rice I swear. If I see this one chop I go happy

Channah1:
I first packed the rice, dry fish and fresh pepper into the pot and left it until it was almost done.

Then I added the tomatos, onions and panla fish that I stir-fried earlier to the rice and allowed the rice to dry properly.

Voila!

It's ready and served!

Chai! People dey book reserve for ground when they die

EngrHumble:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FB4fxmSuII

A Nigerian man who lives in Italy has shared a video on social media showing the luxurious cemetery where he is working.

He gave a tour of the graveyard which looked like a five star apartment but said that nobody is living there except people who have passed on.

The young man showed off beautiful compartments which were created just for late persons to be buried inside.
According to him, some of the spots are empty, others have people inside, while the rest have been reserved for people for when they pass away.

He also showed off a section of the graveyard which is still under construction.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgSD_EbILGD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
fynestboi

, lol, I swear na wetin Dem suppose do be this, make Dem reset him brain with bamboo

RedChiefPriest:
Wahala sha no dey finish
No be everything you need court and social media for,
carry that Rosita enter one ghetto,make them use bamboo stick reset his/her brain.
After that,carry the Rosita enter park back and see how she/he go dey hug every kid maybe black or chocolate or brown or white or Asian or Latino or Indian. Infact na every living thing the Rosita go dey hug After the serious mending.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me"equality for all" by Portable and Nicki minaj.

Lol, angry! Shey the UK woman lie about Nigerian leaders ni? Make she go slap her then if she's angry

politicoNG:
Kemi Badenoch, in her pursuit to be UK’s next prime minister of the United Kingdom, has slammed Nigerian politicians as looters and dream killers.



Previous Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7225992/nigerian-politicians-use-public-money#114693573

Abike Dabiri-Erewa, the Nigeria in Diaspora Commission (NiDCOM) Chairman, Abike Dabiri-Erewa, has berated Nigerian-British Member of Parliament (MP), Kemi Badenoch, over her comments on Nigerian politicians.

She was responding to a comment by an Iyabo Awokoya on Twitter:


https://twitter.com/iyaboawokoya/status/1547477472823984128?t=fJ4tNAbRrAK8YTN0LfquNQ&s=19

Abike responded, “I am just as angry. I second your thoughts here and will keep my comments for a later date.”

Lol, Na like half bag of rice Dem go dey cook everyday

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian man, Baba Lawal, on Sunday, July 10, shared photos of himself with his three wives and 19 children on the occassion of Eid-El-Kabir celebration.

Lawal, from Kwara State, teaches at Umar Bn Khattab College of Education Kaduna and is a Secretary at Kaduna State Hisbah, according to his Facebook bio.

https://www.facebook.com/100000969882863/posts/pfbid0q7xASnG1isrbGwGGJcfrQegUZ2G1SzzkRS998z8249wDwiqykx7EdkkCTBuyNLCnl/?app=fbl

Men prefer helping women than their fellow men

Newton2024:
I came to jobs and vacancies section today to look for job. There are just two vacancies. But to my surprise, they both want ONLY FEMALES to apply. I think women would be the bread winners of the future.

Why do employers often employ females instead of males?

https://www.nairaland.com/7216124/veterinarian-wanted-female-preferred

https://www.nairaland.com/7222322/reputable-teachers-needed

jaybenugo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfwiZIIrfHX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

The good Samaritan

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Presidency-tough-I-am-eager-to-go-Buhari

Make he resign now, Abi him no see his counterpart for UK ni

[quote author=lalasticlala post=114648704]Sh

[b]HIGHEST PAID MD/CEOS IN NIGERIA IN 2021[/b

Kudi/ Owo/ ego

[quote author=adenigga post=114648861]Awon werey setting up rice mills and rice still dey sell for 35k per bag here. Useless administration

Ilamina:


Caribbean lizards look more exotic and clean

aahaa! You hear African/Nigerian, shey anything related to Nigeria or Africa always good ni? Even animals imagine.

DEXTROVERT:
I
hope
no
vehicle
was
destroyed.

No Aeroplane was destroyed. Those burnt trailer no be vehicle

https://twitter.com/_rahims/status/1525652326450601989[/quote]Lol, given a girlfriend. Where is she? Abi na audio girlfriend

Iamdbull:
Finally nairaland family have a chance of being well represented at the big brother Naija, as your favorite boy Dbull on this one has registered please pray for me that I get chosen. I promise to come and do giveaway here and represent nairaland Wella.
The name of my fanbase is #BULLIONAIRES.


Here is an exclusive interview about myself that I did while applying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8_SrbNMbw

I wish you well my brother

Rubbish�

The man was a businessman who owns a big shopping complex at oke-bola area of ibadan, selling building materials.

What a pity
Wicked people all around
May his soul rest in perfect peace

[quote author=Queenttoast01 post=100435606]Use the money as her bride price, shikena [/true talk]



true talk

[quote author=Queenttoast01 post=100435606]Use the money as her bride price, shikena [/true talk]

[quote author=Doraty1 post=100389533]51 Million Nigerians Enroll For NIN - Pantami


senseless and stupid man

dis one na another future DNA wahala���

[quote author=Explorers post=99320359]* Built in 1882

my question is that, how do they uproot the house? Is it wood house or bricks? if it is bricks it ought to collapse while uprooting.

Supreme01:
Hello Good people,
Please help me out of depression right now.

Earlier these month, great opportunity showed up, I was to assembly foreign equipment for one big politician in my state. The architect that got the contract contacted me as an engineer, we went to the site, take the measurement, ready to kick start the work. We've negotiated the price, you know Nigerians most demand for cut, which we agreed certain percentage.

4 days to the date set for the money to be transferred, she stop picking my calls, stop answering my chat on whatsapp.

Before then she'll be calling to ask if I'll be able to fix the equipments, she'll ask me questions like; how are you going to do it, what an what will you need, how many workers will work with you etc.

The guy that connected me with her happens to be a friend. I was updating this guy on every progress. At a point this woman start passing information through this guy to me. I was wandering, why can't she call me direct.

To cut the whole story, The woman went an gather some people including the guy to do the work, after all my efforts.

Ever since I finished my training 3yrs ago, have not gotten some thing to do an this job will have being good break through for me to get my own place. My rent's about to expire, difficult to feed etc.

I've never cry my entire life like this, for the past 5days I've being indoors because no job.

I'm really depressed. I've tried every thing to get it off my mind but no way. Never had this experience.
Please pray for me.
mode please help move to front package for me.

...in this life, there are disappointment, don't let this weigh u down. Try and forget it and pray for better opportunities

lalasticlala:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/02/03/insecurity-allow-nigerians-carry-licenced-guns-ishaku-tells-fg/

war go shele for this country