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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Shoot by artsoft1: 4:43pm On Apr 10, 2016
salinson:
We met by faith, become friends by choice. After experiencing the sweetness of our friendship, falling in love was uncontrollable, staying in love was difficult but adventurous and now we realise we couldn't continue as friends but as husband and wife. This has been a journey well-travelled with love and kindness and we are thrilled to share our day with you.

I AM JEALOUS O
I am looking for wife o. Even if you can give me you wife jnr sister I don't mind ooo. grin

May Allah bless you both and never separate you too. Evil and wailers will never know the way to your home. HMLIA

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Shy Guys Act When They Have A Crush by artsoft1: 9:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
Cutehector:
Very true.. omgosh.. I am a serious culprit..

Especially number one. Chai may God help me.



Why shall I shy am I not a people? I even if I shall shy shall I shy for my crush?

grin grin grin









I am a culprit too. Big Time
Science/Technology / Re: Meet Alagba, A 330-Year-Old Tortoise Found In Ogbomoso, Oyo State (Pics) by artsoft1: 1:20am On Mar 31, 2016
dominique:
Who recorded his birth?
Help me ask then
Religion / Re: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by artsoft1: 9:51pm On Mar 28, 2016
vedaxcool:
I wonder if it was a Muslim saying this to xtian governor would it be taken with a grain of salt?

This man should have some decency and behave like a he live in a country with laws, if he feels his rights are being trampled upon then sue the kaduna state govt rather than issue veil threats and intimidation.

Bro. Thank you.
And like he prayed. Let El-Rufai just die. You go know how far. A whole governor of a state. You are saying it publicly that his days are numbered.

Yeye end time pastor

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Education / Re: Universities With Wireless Internet Access by artsoft1: 8:39pm On Mar 25, 2016
esoboy875:
Ar u takin abt samaru or kongo?
It's definitely samaru.
Religion / Death Is Inevitable by artsoft1: 12:22pm On Mar 19, 2016
Salamu alaikum warakhmatullahi wabarakatuh dear brothers and sisters in Islam. 13days days ago which was 7th of March my Mum was affected by stroke. But unfortunately as Almighty Allah will have it He took her away this morning 19th of March.

May Allah grant her AL-JANAT-UL-FIRDAOS and forgive her shortcomings. Amin
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by artsoft1: 9:54pm On Mar 17, 2016
ozila:
[b]SixtyOne
Holy shit, i thought they said shes my spiritual mother, how can a mother use her son for sacrifice? Thats odd to me.
I didnt sleep again cus am afraid i will see her again in my dream, i stood up and look for waec past question and start reading, tomorrow i will go to school for lesson even though i nor want go make i just go see how them they prepare for the exam oh, i dont want any fuccking surprise oh.
I dey read but wetin i dey read nor they enter my head at all, all wetin i dey think of na my branch root, i nor even hungry self or maybe time never reach to chop? I continue to reminence over the whole matter till somebody knock for door, i stand up go look who they door, of course na my loving mother.
Me: welcome ma "i said behaving like say everything they calm"
Mum: ooh how you they "she said and walk inside"
Me: i dey fine how market ma?
Mum: we thank God oh, na were you put your phone since last night?
Me: my phone, my phone "i repeat scratching my head as if i don lost memory" oh yeah my phone i gave it to Varth to charge for me because no light last night.
Mum: okay no wahala, " she said and enter her room".
Where my phone even dey self, e be like i forget am for Lizzy house oh, or i forget am for party?
My head they turn me i cant remember where i put my phone, later i go go see varth and ask am, the way he even leave me for that party i believe he deserve a slap, but who will see ghost and stand? Nobody of course so i nor blame am, but im be my friend na he suppose stand by me no matter what, hmmm as if if na me i go stand, well thats another chapter i guess.
I remain in my room like someone in prison, afraid to go out becuase i believe outside is too dangerous for me, my mum after cooking she left me alone at home and go to work, i suppose go school go check somethings but i don postpone am to tomorrow because of security reasons lol, my life is important to me so i take my life serious, later in the afternoon i took my bath and disappear to my pastors house, i met him watching football, i told you guys before that our pastor is a football freak, so make una no surprise say 24 hours na match him they watch, him get another television for inside house wey him beautiful wife they watch, now lets talk about my pastor.
My pastor (name withheld) is from Okpella, Ogute precisely not my own Ogute oh Okpella have a community called Ogute just like ours, and they believe so much on manmade gods just like ours too, Him get fine wife with beautiful daughter, the wife na from Okpella too, my pastor na very strong man him don do many wonders for Okpella thus tilll now every Okpella person they respect am, when he come Emai everything change many things which i cant mention, though as we proceed you will know him well.
Pastor: my oga you come see me today? "he shouted as he saw me.
Me: Good Afternoon Sir.
Pastor: how you they na?
Me: am fine sir, " i sat with him on the cushion chair.
Pastor: how mummy?
Me: fine sir how family na?
Pastor: we thank God.
Me: you dey watch match?
Pastor: yes oh, i wan go somewhere but i wan finish this match first, oboy liverpool they fuckup now oh.
Me: liverpool na small boys na,.
Pastor: go sit down because una manage beat us?
Me: manage ke, wey e be say we wan pool una liver.
Pastor: hahahaha no worry second leg they come.
Me: we go still beat una oh.
Pastor: make we they watch, na wetin they happen self?
Me: nothing oh.
Pastor: nothing wey your heart they beat fast u dey tell me nothing.
Me: hmmm no be small thing oh, i get many problem oh, if i beging they talk we nor go commot here today oh.
Pastor: hmmm i wan go out now, come later in the evening or meet me in church, and i hope you they prepare for the three days fasting for mountain?
Me: yes sir, i dey prepare.
Pastor: better then you have nothing to be afraid of, we are going there to break every yolk disturbing us and this community, so its better you start preparing now, because the devil can use many ways to stop you from going, before fasting the last thing you encounter is the devil trying to stop you from going and after fasting the first thing you encounter also is the devil trying to test you and tempt you, so my guy be prepare.
Me: okay sir.
Pastor: alright come to church this evening we have prayers.
Me: i will come sir.
Pastor: alright let me start preparing but this match i be no wan miss am oh.
Me: you go watch the highlight na, okay make i they go bye bye sir.
Pastor: okay God bless you.
I left his house and come out from the gate, guess who is waiting for me outside.[/b]

Bros. You know Afegbua family for okpella?
Nairaland / General / Re: Missing 14-Year-Old Akinnifesi Hellen In Niger State by artsoft1: 11:12pm On Mar 16, 2016
bughead:
lol!
you be MUMU I swear. so all kidnappers na yunisa!
Thank you. Na only you I see say dey reason wella

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Business / Re: CBN Introduces New Charges On ATM Cards, Cheques by artsoft1: 11:50pm On Mar 15, 2016
Kolo to take over since 2000B.C. Abi Kolo sef go dey charge me? Make I bend.
Career / Re: What Were Your Childhood Dreams And Have You Lived Up To Them? by artsoft1: 8:26pm On Mar 15, 2016
Wanted to be a doctor, Banker, soldier (almost enrol in command secondary school) but ended up as a graphic designer. I love my profession

All professions are equal but Graphic Designers are just Unique grin
TV/Movies / Re: Airtel Shades Mtn In New TV Ad by artsoft1: 7:53am On Mar 15, 2016
grin airtel no try at all o grin
Oya let's conduct a census
If you like airtel click like for Mtn click share grin
Religion / Re: Jesus Has Come the second time And Gone!!! (see Evidence) by artsoft1: 10:59am On Mar 13, 2016
Onyiibazz:
Matthew 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

The things talked about here are the tribulations that will befall the earth before the son of man (jesus) appears in heaven. But we know that that generation have passed with many more others since jesus made that statement if we go by the definition of generation which says that generation is all of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively.
Conclusion: Jesus has already come, taken his people and gone for good!

Be deceiving yourself. What I know that is in the Qur'an is that Jesus I coming back and dhajal (anti-christ) is still coming. Take it or leave it

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Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by artsoft1: 8:48pm On Mar 08, 2016
ozila:
typing........
Waiting.... Good job bro.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Mocks Buharist Trending #istandwithbuhari by artsoft1: 10:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
grin grin grin
DIIGZ:
I stand with my Family coz no matter how I dey chop @ least 2 times....

True talk grin
DIIGZ:
I stand with my Family coz no matter how I dey chop @ least 2 times....

True talk
Pets / Re: Checkout This Video Of A PARROT PRAYING IN Islam.(video) by artsoft1: 10:34pm On Mar 03, 2016
Empiree:
Could you ponder over this?


[size=15pt]"We shall (continue to) show them Our evidence in the world and within their souls until it becomes clear that the Quran is the truth. Is it not sufficient for you that your Lord witness all things?"[/size] - (Qur'an 41:53)

Jazakallahu khaeran

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Jokes Etc / Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young by artsoft1: 10:02pm On Mar 01, 2016
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for
lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands
instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build
houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and
insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....

....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!

i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.

....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult don't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...

***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and laugh it off.
***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul
n playing mate 2 remember dem of their
childhood memories...

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Family / Re: Queen Ella-Mo' Adenugba With Discolored BabyBump Lashes Out At Haters [PICS] by artsoft1: 8:56pm On Mar 01, 2016
lesbiangirl:


All these yeye talk is not needed to defend ur baby bump hun. Cause u ended up sounding shallow and stupid like dem IG trolls. So women with pregnancy stretch marks and dark necks are unfortunate,or women with no partners are also unfortunate, it's like marriage is now an all-time achievement that deserves noble-prize huh undecided if u can't take social media bashing in a civil manner then the wise thing to do is be private with your family...touched down in Germany so freaking what?u aint the first hun neither will u b d last. One of the things that can make u a virtuous lady is humility and i suggest u get one if they sell in Germany coz clearly u gat none! undecided
bro i am posting this on her IG page. Permit me
Fashion / Re: Transgender Ms SaHhara In New Photos by artsoft1: 6:55pm On Feb 22, 2016
Judgement day go Sweet grin grin grin
Politics / Re: "Is It Because It's Buhari? Can't Suffer & Smile Because My Bro Is President" by artsoft1: 11:50am On Feb 22, 2016
#Singing in Lilkesh Voice
Is it because its Buhari x2
Is it because i promise
That i'll always be there
Coz i gave you my vote
Owa nfi mi gba star.
Buhari o de dakun
Pls give us the change we voted for..
Because you.....
grin grin grin grin



Complete the rest i don tire

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Business / Re: Dollar Scarcity: 40,000 Jobs Threatened, Food Prices Soar - PUNCH by artsoft1: 10:08am On Feb 22, 2016
IF WITH CORRUPTION 1 DOLLAR EQUALS 180NAIRA AND WITHOUT CORRUPTION 1DOLLAR EQUALS 400NAIRA. THEN SERIOUSLY WE NEED CORRUPTION IN THIS COUNTRY

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Food / Re: Nigerian Delicacies That Will Make You Bite Your Fingers- Photos by artsoft1: 8:41pm On Feb 18, 2016
With this stomach?
allanphash7:
Chai
Religion / Re: This Lady Claims She Is Going To Hell Fire And So Proud Of It ( Photos ) by artsoft1: 7:53am On Feb 13, 2016
Ramon92:
I know the Spiritual realm is real, but prove that hell is real...
Prove to me that you have brain. or have you seen your brain before?
Romance / Re: When Your Ex Texts You Few Days To Valentine (photo) by artsoft1: 7:24am On Feb 13, 2016
To get boo self na BOO-KAA-TA ;DTo get boo self na BOO-KAA-TA
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by artsoft1: 9:18am On Feb 10, 2016
BAD BOY grin grin grin grin
Pennah:
lips size


boobs



nyash!



height



shape


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Politics / Re: Punch Newspaper Mocks Fayose And Wife Over Prediction (pic) by artsoft1: 3:23pm On Feb 09, 2016
dustmalik:

Read your comment again and see if it makes any sense at all. Too many children on Nairaland. This is why I avoid coming on here these days.
LMAO YOU ARE A COMEDIAN
Celebrities / Re: Another Breadseller Tries To Be Like Olajumoke (Pic) by artsoft1: 8:54am On Feb 08, 2016
this is photoshoped
Travel / Re: Graphic Photos Of Dead People In Lagos-ibadan Expressway by artsoft1: 8:50am On Feb 08, 2016
Oh God for the remaining months in 2016 pls don't let me and my beloved ones be a victim of death.
Politics / Re: Amaechi,Ben Bruce In Dirty Twitter War by artsoft1: 6:19pm On Feb 07, 2016
Later Amaechi will say 'I don't have appetite for money so you can't accuse me of corruption" #80million naira for dinner. na angels won prepare the food?
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Get A Strong Beating From Your Opponent But Dont Want To Give Up by artsoft1: 4:21pm On Feb 07, 2016
Especially when the dude is about to give you garri ijebu. you will be like "If you know you are strong let me stand up" grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Okada Sleeps On The Bed, Man On The Floor by artsoft1: 4:14pm On Feb 07, 2016
When you collect loan take buy bike grin grin grin grin grin

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