₦airaland Forum

Alexaonfleek:
But if she's living with u and u guys share a bathroom where should she spread it

I get hard on
at the sight of ladies panties


I don't know why

That mark Collins chidebere go dey phuck nkoli nwa nsukka well well



I no trust that guy at all

Another horror show

Horrendous kepa left fans wondering if he was still a keeper


Mendy signing, well,
I just say, it was about time

Kept me on the edge



Nervous ending for punters

Bournemouth please don't score


Na 12 I bet this match

Kestolove:
See dat guy dick....in front of girls..chai

See where your eye reach



You better repent.

delpee:
It's unwise to generalize on matters like this. There are men who marry early. It's a function of many factors that can't be summed up in one sentence. My niece got married in July to a wonderful young man who is about 26 years old. She's 25. They've been together for more than 5 years and are so happy together.

Check am well

Na love portion at work

Bokoharam

Have been defeated





Cowhari issa terrorist

Ok,

Pdp is doing a number on Apc


Much to their time-tested superior knowledge of chicanery

Exotic babe longing for some manly touch

Not just to fix his shower


But to get the feel of her handy man's co(ck



Girls've got nothing to offer

Just some pus**sy
Boobs
As*s

thesicilian:
If you think really deeply, you'll realize that the one who chooses to show off is actually the one with the poverty mentality.

Poverty mentality na Western thing


Not in a country where a vast majority hit the sack on an empty stomach

Angelfrost:
Sigh... One can't truly buy class and intelligence!!!

Not hating, but that thing looks very much like a 2 million Naira knock off!!!... Oh Well, his money, his choice of toys!

Knock-off with a designer logo


Badht guy

Enudapan:
Nna eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Odogwus don't do kidnapping shit
Rather we steadily do online hustling/bombing, banging kpekus and more importantly taking mushin weed

Update boys


Which site dey pay boys nahh

Barstow Chicago San Jose, client

In

2018



Grand 1500 buck

If na yahoo boys em go say na karma





What do we call this one now

Missyajoke:
Especially all these society men and women. Most of them are into one cults or the another. Am not saying that God can't bless a man but the higher the go politically the deeper they are into occult. Have never seen a politician who is not occult

Are you suggesting that fake pastor oshibanjo is occult

ZINIBANKS:
See those guys brought this shit to their self
When you're already collecting money that is more than million then forget, this country ain't for you
A friend of mine collected some money more than millions .
Did you know what he did ? he moved to Côte devour
And he has been there since 2018.
Even sometime around last year he came to niaja
And he was searched thoroughly at the airport
So since then he told me he's not coming to niaja again that he experienced shit at the airport
That if at all he will come to niaja it will be for a very long time

modified--> WHEN YOU COLLECT DOE MORE THAN MILLIONS KINDLY LEAVE THIS SHIT-HOLE TO OTH

ER NEIGHBOURING AFRICAN COUNTRIES

Dats mah niqqa



You sabi the story

iLegendd:
1. I don't abuse women physically or verbally (this is how simps act, but alphas do it better). Do you want a husband that will abuse you? No to smart women, but to some women, they love it because of their upbringing.

2. Since I don't abuse, I don't entertain being abused. Abuse/cheat/nag me as a woman and it's over.

Even if you come to my house with Jesus to apologize, I'll walk two of you out. If Jesus says, "You won't make Heaven for walking us out." I'll reply with, "So be it. Give her the Heaven to eat."

3. I don't cheat — I'd rather másturbate. The fear of infection is the beginning of wisdom. Do you want a husband that will cheat on you? No. Sadly, some ladies do.

4. I don't slave for money — money is my slave. This is to say: I'm jobless because job is for slaves.

Do you want a husband who will be working/slaving 5-9 every week days and never have time for you? No.

Also, this type of work leads to him cheating with a promiscuous coworker. Do you want that? No.

5. My bedroom skill is the best in the world — no porn star can compare. Natural and powerful — no drugs allowed.

If you doubt, read my book Lasticle — where I exposed all my secrets and you'll be shocked and say, "Wow! I thought he was just bragging/making empty noises — I never knew he was saying the truth."

Do you want to marry a 1 minute man? No. What about a man that takes drûgs before sex? No. You deserve a man who can go forever any day, any time without a single substance.

You don't want a husband that will become a drug addîct and ends up collapsing during a romp because of overdose and you end up as a widow. Is that what you want? No.

6. I hit the gym and keep fit. No day passes without me exercising. Do you want a man who doesn't care about his health? Do you want a man whose stomach will be as big as your pregnancy days? No.

7. Romantic and kind (Though, I claim to be stingy, but I'm not — it's just to catch cruise). Don't you want a man who can help you out in the kitchen, help you wash your undies on his command, not because he is a simp?

Shower you, massage your entire body when your tired, take you on adventurous trips around the world, bang you inside the plane (in the toilet), finger you at the cinema, tease you at any opportunity he gets until you can't hold it any longer and want to bang him there and then, etc. Don't you want such a husband?

8. Disagree to agree. A man you're going to have a healthy misunderstanding with and before evening or in few days' time, you're back again and can't get enough of each other. Don't you want an understanding man, but with some untouchable principles?

9. God fearing. Yes, I'm God fearing, but I hate being preached to by Nigerians because I see them as pretenders and wicked.

10. Sense of humor/naughtiness. Don't you want a husband that can make you laugh and make you hórny via 1-on-1 conversation and via chat? Do you want a boring man? No, you don't.

Oh, this is why I wrote a book on how to develop a sense of humor and another one on how to chat/hold a conversation. I'll post the links below.

Aural candyfloss
No worthy content



You can do better than this

Politics Nigerian gold-mine


When nothing works

Catch-as-catch-can becomes the only viable option for rising above the sink

Oh, not again

Why must it always be some poor slob who has to work hard for a living be the victim

Koro keeps missing target




Koro na inside aso rock the brain dead man dey



Go there and kill em

iLegendd:
Thoughtfeed, thanks for your understanding. I know answering it will lead to argument, so I better not.

All the best.

Your perchant for self-advertisment is increasingly becoming irritating

Patiently waiting for the price of punna to plunge

It's about time

LawLab247:
In my original post, I stated that our corrupt government has failed its "Lazy" youths. If you read that line clearly, it should give you an inkling that I am not totally in support of the path they are taking. Having said that, you suggested programming, it is a wonderful one. But you should factor in some things while at it: Our school curriculum hasn't been overhauled to come in tandem with current world order. Schools are still preparing students for a world that nolonger exists. In addition, they are being brainwashed to think that the jobs are out there waiting. Imagine the rude shock to graduate and finding out that you have been lied to for over 4 years?

Where are they going to learn that? Even the computer science lecturers in school knows next to nothing about programing. Where is the electricity to power their devices?

Where are even the employers? Nigeria is stay behind in the world of automation so, most establishments are still running manual procedures and before you mention freelancing on platforms, it is a whole new ball game out there. It doesn't start and end at knowing the codes. Do you suggest they all go into programming? I am sure you have that as just one instance. There are virtually other areas they can look at, but again, where is the enabling environment that can foster growth of such enterprise? I mentioned that too in my original post.

One way or the other, the odd is already against you once you are born a Nigerian.

My opinion tho.

Don't mind him
Seeking refuge in programming.

A couple of years ago, blogging was all the fashion till it became a common place skill.

Now, na programming!
What happens when programming becomes a common place skill

kikero:
When EFCC wants to go after corrupt politicals, that's when you people will shout partiality

Ok, I don't want efcc to prosecute Yahoo boys
In fact,I'm obstinately kicking against it.

Will it stop efcc from not prosecuting yahoo boys.
I surmise, no

But, flip it

People kicking will stop efcc from prosecuting politicians.

Don't be deceived

Farming ain't as lucrative as this charlatans are cracking it to be

iLegendd:
You know, I was supposed to receive lots of hard currencies this month-end from different websites that sell my digital products into my Payoneer account, but unfortunately, Payoneer has suspended my account a few hours ago.

Yes, my international passport has expired in 2019, but I uploaded it like that when they requested for verification yesterday.

They told me to take a picture with my ID close to my face + yesterday's date on a piece of paper and upload and I did so.

After 24 hours, I woke this afternoon hoping to head to the bank to make a HUGE withdrawal but was met with a shocking message of my pending money wiped out and my account closed down by Payoneer. I didn't receive the money, neither did the money return to the senders.

They refused to disclose why, but I'm suspecting it's because I'm a Nigerian and receiving money from different sources is automatically suspicious no matter how legit I am.

They trust me, but they don't trust the country I'm operating from.

I feel depressed. An innocent person like me is paying for the sins of my countrymen who have used fraud to ruin our reputation all in the name of "quick money."

I'm paying for a crime I didn't commit. All my money this month has been wiped out. I was only able to withdraw 200k before this happened.

It sucks being innocent and a Nigerian. No matter how innocent you are, the rest of the world will first of all judge you based on the reputation of your country.

I have sent them a message to reinstate my account, but I haven't gotten a reply yet.

Whatever the outcome is, I'll surely give God the glory.

Please, let's stop fraud — it doesn't pay in the long run.

God knows I'll leave Nigeria forever pretty soon just because of this and other things.

It sucks being in my shoe — you don't fell how I feel.

The money isn't the issue, but thinking I'm a fraud based on the country I come from is what hurts me.

I'm just depressed on behalf of my country, but on behalf of me, myself, and I, I'm still strong as usual.

I pray God intervenes in my case. Amen.

If he doesn't, I still believe every disappointment is a blessing and a lesson.

#StopFraud
#StopCrime

Heart-wrenching

Is there no way you can explore to get your account back and kicking?

Maybe, you shouldn't have left your funds to pile up.

Maybe, you received payment from a Payoneer blacklisted site.
Never despair, I'm dead cert sure that they gonna get things sorted out to your favour and you gonna get your funds back

Aphonja


See the shape of his head!

Face bears a stamp of long-time hardship